ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

301 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4893 11:51

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 12:58

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 15:03

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 15:07

Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

Can someone give me something to swat that bee or whatever the hell that is?

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 15:47

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:17

I care. I care a LOT. More than you'll ever really know.

If I have to beat the fear of God into you, is it bad if I leave marks?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:23

Not if the marks are shaped like the cross.

Who will take responsibility for this, this unbelievable failure?

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:48

What responsibilty? This is DQN, son, failure is part of our everyday nature.

Are you sure this is the board for you?

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 17:20

No, but I'm a poor boy without many options.

Have you ever had to just make do with what life handed you?

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 20:32

Yes, life handed me a penis but no vagina to play with.

Where can I get some prime vagina?

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 21:27

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 prime vagina don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!

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( ゚ヮ゚)彡 You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 23:39

Certainly not me.

Is there really such a thing as Scheppervescence?

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 01:41

A what?

Can you say that in English,please?

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 01:49

What you say!

May you saying that in the Engrish,please [ka].

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 13:57

No, I'm forbidden by court order.

A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome?

316 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4894 14:08


What kind of pineapples?

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 15:06

Ah why I dunno.

Are puns funny?

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:25

Always. No exceptions.

What would be the best methoWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:28


Is a punch in the stomach an appropriate response to "Gao"?

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:41


Uho! Io otoko?

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:43

I'm so bishy, I'm considered an attractive nuisance.

If I see the Squeeks traveling on the road, should I kill him?

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 18:10

Splatter the bastard.

Can I use Squeeks as manure for my fields?

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 18:31

He'd enjoy it; his self-loathing is evident.

Did you view the source yet?

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 20:31

Nah, that sort of thing is for code-monkeys. I'm proud to not be a goddamned back-office code-monkey!

How many pointy-haired bosses does it take to screw up a project?

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 21:15

Just you, I think.

How come nobody can get "that guy" (you know who I'm talking about) fired?

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 21:39

Because he's actually working for the CIA.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:06

Daddy Cool, and he maintains a private area of VIP quality ;)

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:07

Why do I always forget to append a question at the end of my solution?

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:12

Because you do not deem 4-ch worthy to answer your esoteric questions.

How do I deal with life?

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:28


Or is it Seppuku?

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 06:56

Who cares as long it ends his pathetic life.

Do you have an equally pathetic life?

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 10:14

no, i became an hero years ago

is it true that if i fap more than 5 times in one hour i will cum blood?

333 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4895 10:18


No, the record for most orgasms in one hour is held by a 14 year old boy and is about 24.

Why is DQN so cool?

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 10:37


Why do i miss nadia the secret of blue water so much?

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 15:10

>>334 I have no idea, because you can always purchase the R1 DVDs.

Why don't college students swallow goldfish anymore?

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 15:26

>>335 The risk of choking on the goldfish. Not funny, man.

What happens if you get into one little fight with the guys who are up to no good?

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 16:12

>>336 Since they are no-good for nothings they run away screaming.

Gawd I'm tired, how do I stop posting and go to sleep?

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 16:18

Use windowcleaner to increase your speed.

How do I got rid of tripfags?

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 17:30

You don't. They persist long after anonymous has fled.

How do I get these damned tea stains out of my mug?

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 23:17

Mix chlorine with bleach. Works like a charm!

How come there isn't a 2-episode animu named Chlorine?

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 23:50

Because of the Coreans. They take the animator jobs.

Why does sleeping in a closed room with a fan kill people?

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 00:34

Because people sleepwalk, sleep ladder climb, and the sleep get head cut off.

If Jimmy crack corn and no one cares, why was a song written about it?

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 15:02

If Jimmy had smoked crack instead, it would've been banned by the RIAA.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 15:14


Considering that we're all Eternal Septemberists, do you regularly read

345 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4896 15:32

Not regularly, but I occasionally like to persue the digests. You owe the oracle 12 pieces of oak wood.

If I created a magazine all about internet subculture, an e-zine, and published it monthly, would you subscribe? What price would you pay?

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 16:07

Mostly my sanity and my attention span. Is there really such a thing as an 'internet subculture' when the internet casts as wide a net as it does? There's more of an Internet Culture which has budded a large number of subcultures, but I'd no more call, say, otokukin a part of Internet Culture as I'd call Goths a part of Society. As for paying, hey, the internet wants to be FREE!

Do you prefer cool or warm fluorescent tubes?

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 20:31

Warm, because they're so cool.

How do I get these, uh, stains out of my wedding gown? I really need it tomorrow!

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 21:46

There's no time! Cancel the wedding to stall for time, and stage an elaborate robbery so you can get a new one.

When I close my eyes, I see many things. Yet, when I open them, I see nothing. What am I?

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 00:43

Blinded by excess masturbation.

If the mythbusters challenged the urban legend "You can do anything you want as long as you put your mind to it."?

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 02:35


They'd blow themselves up making a massive explosion.

What would George W Bush do if he met a Klingon?

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 03:21

call him Kahless

Are klingon incisors sharp?

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:28

Of course.

Is >>1 an idiot?

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 20:06

>>352 understands the only way to make a thread popular.


354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 21:59

No, I've still got a lot of sunlight to collect.

What would I find if I were to examine the crack in the cave wall?

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 22:57

Nothing. You have to blow it up to find something.

So what's behind the wall?

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 23:51

A new car!!!

What am I likely to be eaten by?

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 00:02


is it creepy to love snacks for his gentle and playful spirit?

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 04:55

yes but coda is better

how do i keep people from gikopoi out of here?

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 14:01

Draw the chalk circle and chant the incantation, of course.

How do I get my cat to lose weight?

360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 15:22

Stop feeding it so much. Get a clue,

Is a teddy bear holding a heart a good Valentine's gift?

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 15:34

Yes. Preferably still beating.

Whose heart should you use for it?

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 15:59

The bear's own heart.

Is this manly? Y/N

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 16:07

Only if you extracted the bear's heart with nothing but your bare hands.

How can I become more manly?

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 19:25

Linear Algebra.

0 / 0 = ?

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 19:47

Hey! I think it equals!

OH SHI-?!?

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 21:58

No, because 0 / 0 = ? is clearly somebody wearing glasses.

Who is hiding behind the glasses?

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 23:50

A person who isn't bulletproof.

Can I stay home from work tomorrow?

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 14:39

if carl says its okay

carl is this okay?

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 15:16

RIP carl 1993-1993

Who will approve >>367's day off if carl is dead?

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 15:41

>>367 should simply call into work with a vision problem.

Can you see going to work?

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:09

I can't see myself going to work.

What is a hikikomori?

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 20:03

A very sweaty monkey.

Shouldn't half of this thread be in a FAQ section?

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 20:45


But which FAQ section?

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 13:06

The "miscellaneous"section.

What should I name my lawful character, neutral character, and chaotic character in Shin Megami Tensei?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 14:06

Moe, Larry and Curly, respectively.

Do you have any good idea for a tax write-off that the IRS won't find suspicious?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 20:47

Yes, donate mittens to charity. The IRS won't dare suspect your kindhearted mittenism.

Why does my bellybutton feel so funny all of a sudden?

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 21:16

You're cosplaying as the Vis-tan variant that's been infecting /os/

What useful things can I do with my navel lint?

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 22:15

You can always use it as a poultice if you cut your finger.

How many boxes of Pocky can a sheep eat at a single sitting?

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 22:58

I wasn't aware sheep would eat Pocky. I think it's cardboard.

Now, how many boxes of Pocky can a weeaboo eat at a single sitting?

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 23:08

None, they'd all be busy paddling each other yelling Weeaboo! Weeaboo! Weeaboo!

Is Al Gore America's greatest president or America's greatest president ?

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 23:21

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382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 04:48


Why am I getting my ass kicked in Oblivion so much?

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 10:26

Because you're not oblivious to the world around you.

Who is the smexy?

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 10:38

There is no such smexy.

Why is Dr. Phil such a douche?

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 12:49

He has more relevant knowledge now than you will ever have for the duration of your life.

What would you do if you found 10bux on the ground?

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 12:52

Hide it from Lowtax.

Is it true that the year 1993 will end on the 5000th day?

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 14:56

There's already strong evidence that it has not been 1993 for over a decade, though government scientists seek to minimize the impact of that revelation.

How have you spun information lately?

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 16:01

This is Sean Hannity from Fox News, and we only report the news in a fair and balanced fashion.

How long will it be until the liberal media conspiracy ends?

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 18:53

It will reign until a band of plucky young conservatives gather the three sacred pillars of republicanism and destroy the media tyrant from the lower hells, known to us as Al Gore.

Should I be making contracts with demons?

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 19:17

Only if you get everything in writing. An oral contract isn't worth the parchment it's printed on.

Do I have to sacrifice the cat?

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 22:21

Red colored Kool-Aid will suffice for most demons.

Just what are a TSUDZU and a DELTA?

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 22:54

They are the things that MOJIBAKE WARRIOR BUN uses to spread mojibake throughout the world.

δ三 ← DELTA
三三三つづ ← TSUDZU

Why does Wikichan break so much?

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 00:25

I believe it boils down to being a monetary issue.

What the fuck is mojibake?

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 02:12

   | MOJIBAKE (文字化け)
   | Gibberish characters, often caused
   | by encoding problems. Looks something like:
   | トe楓¥;ユA愚トe楓¥;ユA愚トe楓¥;ユA愚Ф
   |     。
   Λ Λ  /
〜/U /
 U U  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

Does this answer your question?

395 Name: つづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづ : 1993-09-4902 03:29

Not quite.

Is つづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづ a mojibake?

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 06:09

I'm pretty sure it's just moji in its raw, uncooked form.

Where did the expressions "animu" and "hentae" originate?

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 07:05

A mockery of the wapanese language!

"Hentai" is an English word now, don't you agree?

398 Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-4902 07:13


399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 08:17


Pass or Fail?

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 08:18

( ´ω`) ....bastard.

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