What happened to 1000get?!
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Canb anyone recommend some really hard RPGs?
Fallout 2
Capital of punishment?
Washington D.C.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
14.
What does "chotto" mean?
It's a verb predicate preparing to point to a person/place/thing/direction that someone/something is "chotting".
Where do you chot to?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6fpgp6CJo Daddy Cool!
Should this go out on the next DQN soundtrack?
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When will Duke Nukem Forever come out?
Divide infinity by 0.00 for your answer.
Wait, there was a first DQN Soundtrack?
It will go platinum if we unite our wills and hearts as one.
Is this game DQN quality? http://youtube.com/watch?v=4eWGeO_IYHo
Hey! No linking to the extranet, you silly fool!
When will the remix album be released?
Did I post in the right topic?
No.
Should we change the name of the DQN board? Perhaps back to the Forbidden Garden of DQN?
I think it should be the Gay Magic of DQN instead.
What the fuck was that, Elwood?
A very bizarre meme.
What about The Immaturity Mansion of DQN?
The immaturity mansion isnt that popular, sadly.
Why did I do it for the lols?
Because you thought that lols were worth it. (They weren't. Silly harman.)
What do I have to do to get some bra!nz in here?
Theres nothing you can do, there are NO BRAINS HERE, ITS DQN, DURRRRRRRR
How many posters are there here, really?
Eight. Don't tell anyone.
Why do I spend so much time on DQN, that it actually cuts into my sleep and makes me almost late for work?
Gay magic compels you.
Hasn't the Elitist Superstructure gag got a bit old by now?
It isn't a gag, it's a way of life.
How do I get to the Forbidden Garden from the Immaturity Mansion?
You can't, it's forbidden.
Hasn't the grandpa gag got a bit old by now?
Well he is grandpa after all.
Hasn't grandpa's ball gag got a little old by now?
Yes, this is Battletoads.
So, does Rei like GAY MAGIC too?
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GAY MAGIC!
Does this answer your question?
no, but the powers of nonheterosexual wizardry helped me solve it.
why are there so many granpa threads now? Is it the work of darkpa?
No...if I had to hazard a guess, I'd suspect there was some sort of man-sex conjuring.
Where do people find all of those saitama articles from?
Through the power of queer sorcery.
Ah shit, I've gone and ruined it now, haven't I?
Why, Love. The love of a Waitress for her customers. The love of patrons for their cute server. And of course, the love of TIPS.
How long has the Rei been a spy for the Terrorism Information and Prevention System?
It's better not to ask that kind of questions. You never know who's listening!
Shouldn't this thread be called "ITT we consult the poster below us"?
No, because if it was, it would be lost in all of the other 'structured post' threads. This one still maintains its independence.
I think I have the flu. What's the best cough remedy that you know of?
Have a rest, also skip a week of school/work
What is it that makes DQN so DQN?
DQN is when you get a thread like this to be the fifth Google result for "gay magic".
How else would you describe DQN?
"In this board we get 1000 by..."
Google seems to like 4-ch. What other phrases should we try and googlebomb?
"GAY MAGIC."
What do we get to by ITT, again?
That would be 1000, my good sir.
Unless >>1000-san is still kidnapped! Is he?
Probably on Tuesday, when he sobers up.
So.. what project do you want to work on next?
I'll be happy to escape with my life, even if it is without honour.
What projects are there available for a guy who doesn't have his left pinky anymore?
Obviously nothing where tea is served, you barbarian.
Are you ready for re-education in the countryside?
of course. I want to learn from the nature.
田 does this look like the windows logo to you?
Whats a windows logo?
Why do I keep coming back here?
Because your off-line life is pointless, dull and demeaning. DQN is the only friends you have, all five of us.
What would happen if gay magic were to, say, suddenly run out, cease to exist, that sort of thing?
People would stop thinking it's funny and find a new catchphrase to beat into the ground.
Why are the Global Warming maniacs so damn worried about a worst-case 6 degree C increase in temperature over the next 100 or so years?
Because that's fucking scary
Shouldn't I be panicking now?
You may very well panic and run around in circles, because your grand grand grandchildren are going to live in one shitty world.
How do you do a 360 turn in a car?
Take off your seatbelt. Squat on your chair, and keep turning right until you face the steering wheel again.
Why is >>649 so damn ignorant? Of global warming that is.
You don't.
Could I be any more unhelpful than that?
No clue.
is this thread doomed now?
Ignoring >>657's response, your monitor is actually made up of grids of Pixel fairies. These kind, lovable enchanted creatures glow brighter when they're happy, and cooperate to make your display crisp and visible... but sometimes, a pixel fairy dies... and since pixel fairies are stationary, they cannot bury their deceased friends. A dead pixel is a dead fairy.
Do you accept the veracity of this explanation?
Sounds reasonable.
What are your thoughts on cheese?
Sounds reasonable.
What are your thoughts on cheese?
I like cheese.
Why do you keep repeating yourself?
With enough gay magic, everything is fabulously delicious.
How much is too much gay magic?
Nervous tics.
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
I believe this thread is the work of a single, sad person.
Didn't you get the memo? There's at least four of us here!
What's with this latest memo then? Its sender address reads "Immaturity Mansion"! That can't be right!
It's not right.
Didn't you get the memo?
Too many to read.
Who is going to get the job done if everybody is busy reading memos?
Good question. Maybe somebody will know if we send a memo out.
Who wants to get started on memo passing?
Bureaucracy is for loozers.
Deodorant or perfume?
The AXE effect.
Who will win world war three?
The AXE effect.
Who will win world war three?
The AXE effect.
Who will win world war three?
Gay magic.
Who will lose world war three?
The AXE effect.
Who will win world war three?
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Individualism! Individualism!
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disregard that, I suck cocks
Who will win world war three?
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Individualism! Individualism!
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The AXIS effect.
Do you, for one, welcome your new snazzily clad fascist overlords?
I love GAY HITLER! He has so much gay magic!
How can I become Japanese for real?
its ok im on my 4rth year and next year ill apply for citizenship.
who is from the hansai region
No one. The hansai region does not support human life.
Why are all these 4chan faggots suddenly here?
Because someone decided to spam VIP?
Is DQN funnier than VIP?
Depends if you mean funny-haha or funny-peculiar.
What have you got that don't got spam in it?
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Isn't it more likely that the 4chan VIPpers faked their own invasion just to stir up trouble?
Well in theory. I wish they'd fake their own deaths however, only without the faking and with real, actual death.
So how come they don't simply out-bump the VIP spam themselves, rather than coming over to fag up our precious DQN?
I hate to burst your bubble, but there is nothing precious about DQN, unless you are using 'precious' in the derogatory sense.
When squeeks leaves, we'll be down to only four members. Can I count on you three to pick up the slack?
Because they are VIP quality, enough said.
The real question is how do we protect the public image of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN when there are enemy agents on the loose impersonating us, and causing havoc? Damage Control Agents have been unable to stop them!
Seems that Damage Control was a little too enthusiastic. Everyone fears to bump this thread!
Seriously you guys, is the three of you all we have? The best of the best? This doesn't look good for the future of the future, you know.
Actually, there are five of us left. And you know, five is more than enough for a powerful team. Also, we can gather together and summon the Terrakian from within, and she will fly in on her very ugly bird and save DQN.
Did you steal my Lochnar, you bitch?
... You die, she dies, everybody dies.
I'm drinking Rockstar JUICED. It tastes okay, but is it really worth $2.50?
Only if it's $2.50 Canadian.
What exactly is wa shock?
It's the effect of surprising a moë anime character.
Why do you ask?
Well, I have a secret crush on the girl next door, because she wears glasses and hair ribbons...
But that's not important right now. What can I do with my collection of floppies now that the a: drives is obsolete?
Drink coasters.
If I never answer my cell phone, what's the point of having one?
You need something to hang your cute mascot.
Can you really feel masculine while eating Men's Pocky?
Yes. Men's Pocky is made for REAL MEN.
Is it possible to feel masculine while eating Women's Pocky?
There is nothing so un-butch as eating Pocky. You may as well just lop off the boys and join the megabyzi.
Now that I have a house with a fireplace, where can I hire a Vestal Virgin?
over there.
Why can't I think of anything witty or clever right now?