ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 21:19


Canb anyone recommend some really hard RPGs?

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 22:09

Fallout 2

Capital of punishment?

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 02:28

Washington D.C.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 03:21


What does "chotto" mean?

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 03:37

It's a verb predicate preparing to point to a person/place/thing/direction that someone/something is "chotting".

Where do you chot to?

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 04:27 Daddy Cool!

Should this go out on the next DQN soundtrack?

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 06:46

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When will Duke Nukem Forever come out?

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 08:13

Divide infinity by 0.00 for your answer.

Wait, there was a first DQN Soundtrack?

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:25

Of course, we're on the cutting edge of the music biz'. It included such classics as 'I'm a big fat butt,' and who could forget 'All Alone for Christmas (As Usual)'

Will it ever go platinum?

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:27

It will go platinum if we unite our wills and hearts as one.

Is this game DQN quality?

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:45

Hey! No linking to the extranet, you silly fool!

When will the remix album be released?

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613 Name: ( ´_,ゝ`)!qLi0waROtA : 1993-09-4920 22:59

Did I post in the right topic?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 06:04


Should we change the name of the DQN board? Perhaps back to the Forbidden Garden of DQN?

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 06:20

I think it should be the Gay Magic of DQN instead.

What the fuck was that, Elwood?

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 11:36

A very bizarre meme.

What about The Immaturity Mansion of DQN?

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 12:13

The immaturity mansion isnt that popular, sadly.

Why did I do it for the lols?

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 18:05

Because you thought that lols were worth it. (They weren't. Silly harman.)

What do I have to do to get some bra!nz in here?

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 22:28

Theres nothing you can do, there are NO BRAINS HERE, ITS DQN, DURRRRRRRR

How many posters are there here, really?

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 23:59

Eight. Don't tell anyone.

Why do I spend so much time on DQN, that it actually cuts into my sleep and makes me almost late for work?

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 19:02

Gay magic compels you.

Hasn't the Elitist Superstructure gag got a bit old by now?

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 19:31

It isn't a gag, it's a way of life.

How do I get to the Forbidden Garden from the Immaturity Mansion?

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 20:58

You can't, it's forbidden.

Hasn't the grandpa gag got a bit old by now?

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 22:03

Well he is grandpa after all.

Hasn't grandpa's ball gag got a little old by now?

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 22:03

The Grandpa gag is never old!

( ´ω`) < It keeps Rei quiet really well!

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What has Rei's diner actually NOT run out of?

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 22:07

Goddamnit >>624, I was replying to >>623 with that joke! D=<<

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 23:59

That's not a question.

Is this Battletoads?

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:08

Yes, this is Battletoads.

So, does Rei like GAY MAGIC too?

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:13


Does this answer your question?

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 07:26

no, but the powers of nonheterosexual wizardry helped me solve it.

why are there so many granpa threads now? Is it the work of darkpa?

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 10:15

No...if I had to hazard a guess, I'd suspect there was some sort of man-sex conjuring.

Where do people find all of those saitama articles from?

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 11:44

Through the power of queer sorcery.

Ah shit, I've gone and ruined it now, haven't I?

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 13:15

Yes, damage control agents will be here momentarily to remove the remains.

Seriously, guys, what HASN'T Rei's diner run out of?

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 14:23

Why, Love. The love of a Waitress for her customers. The love of patrons for their cute server. And of course, the love of TIPS.

How long has the Rei been a spy for the Terrorism Information and Prevention System?

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 17:58

It's better not to ask that kind of questions. You never know who's listening!

Shouldn't this thread be called "ITT we consult the poster below us"?

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 18:59

No, because if it was, it would be lost in all of the other 'structured post' threads. This one still maintains its independence.

I think I have the flu. What's the best cough remedy that you know of?

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:01

Have a rest, also skip a week of school/work

What is it that makes DQN so DQN?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:25

DQN is when you get a thread like this to be the fifth Google result for "gay magic".

How else would you describe DQN?

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 04:09

"In this board we get 1000 by..."

Google seems to like 4-ch. What other phrases should we try and googlebomb?

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 04:59


What do we get to by ITT, again?

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 13:05

That would be 1000, my good sir.

Unless >>1000-san is still kidnapped! Is he?

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 15:32

Yes - and you'll never find out who did it! Muaahhaaahahahah!

When will my boss call with the bad news?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 16:32

Probably on Tuesday, when he sobers up.

So.. what project do you want to work on next?

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 16:35

I'll be happy to escape with my life, even if it is without honour.

What projects are there available for a guy who doesn't have his left pinky anymore?

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 17:04

Obviously nothing where tea is served, you barbarian.

Are you ready for re-education in the countryside?

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 01:46

of course. I want to learn from the nature.

田 does this look like the windows logo to you?

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 01:49

Whats a windows logo?

Why do I keep coming back here?

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 01:54

Because your off-line life is pointless, dull and demeaning. DQN is the only friends you have, all five of us.

What would happen if gay magic were to, say, suddenly run out, cease to exist, that sort of thing?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 02:28

People would stop thinking it's funny and find a new catchphrase to beat into the ground.

Why are the Global Warming maniacs so damn worried about a worst-case 6 degree C increase in temperature over the next 100 or so years?

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 03:25

Because that's fucking scary

Shouldn't I be panicking now?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 08:24

You may very well panic and run around in circles, because your grand grand grandchildren are going to live in one shitty world.

How do you do a 360 turn in a car?

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 09:26

Take off your seatbelt. Squat on your chair, and keep turning right until you face the steering wheel again.

Why is >>649 so damn ignorant? Of global warming that is.

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 09:41

Could it be that >>652 is ignorant? (

How do you fix dead/stuck pixels?

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 18:41

You don't.

Could I be any more unhelpful than that?

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:37

I don't know.

Did I just top >>654?

656 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4925 22:15

No clue.

is this thread doomed now?

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:39


658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:48

Ignoring >>657's response, your monitor is actually made up of grids of Pixel fairies. These kind, lovable enchanted creatures glow brighter when they're happy, and cooperate to make your display crisp and visible... but sometimes, a pixel fairy dies... and since pixel fairies are stationary, they cannot bury their deceased friends. A dead pixel is a dead fairy.

Do you accept the veracity of this explanation?

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:51

Sounds reasonable.

What are your thoughts on cheese?

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:52

Sounds reasonable.

What are your thoughts on cheese?

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:57

I like cheese.

Why do you keep repeating yourself?

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:58

With enough gay magic, everything is fabulously delicious.

How much is too much gay magic?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 22:59

Nervous tics.

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 00:58

I believe this thread is the work of a single, sad person.

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 01:00

Didn't you get the memo? There's at least four of us here!

What's with this latest memo then? Its sender address reads "Immaturity Mansion"! That can't be right!

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 01:25

It's not right.

Didn't you get the memo?

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:01

Too many to read.

Who is going to get the job done if everybody is busy reading memos?

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:04

Good question. Maybe somebody will know if we send a memo out.

Who wants to get started on memo passing?

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 10:03

I'll send out a memo asking for volunteers.

Do you think the Immaturity Mansion will become mired in its own bureaucracy ?

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 10:59

Bureaucracy is for loozers.

Deodorant or perfume?

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 14:20

The AXE effect.

Who will win world war three?

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 14:21

The AXE effect.

Who will win world war three?

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 15:57

The AXE effect.

Who will win world war three?

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 16:56

Gay magic.

Who will lose world war three?

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 17:36

The AXE effect.

Who will win world war three?

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 17:38

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( ゚∀゚)彡 Individualism! Individualism!

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 19:14

disregard that, I suck cocks

Who will win world war three?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 19:30

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Individualism! Individualism!

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 20:15

The AXIS effect.

Do you, for one, welcome your new snazzily clad fascist overlords?

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 20:22

I love GAY HITLER! He has so much gay magic!

How can I become Japanese for real?

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 21:45

There is only one way for a wapanese to become Japanese for real. You must travel to the four corners of DQN, and collect the twelve sacred AA-relics of Quality. You must gather them together, start a thread in which every reply is the exact same kopipe, and then post all twelve sacred relics of Quality in the 1000-GET - the most world-shatteringly epic 1000-GET ever. Needless to say, this will release enough energy to destroy a small country, but you will, if you survive, finally have become Japanese for real. Good luck, young one, your journey begins now.

Will you ever complete such a quest?

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 21:59

its ok im on my 4rth year and next year ill apply for citizenship.

who is from the hansai region

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 03:03

No one. The hansai region does not support human life.

Why are all these 4chan faggots suddenly here?

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 04:12

Because someone decided to spam VIP?

Is DQN funnier than VIP?

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 04:26

Depends if you mean funny-haha or funny-peculiar.

What have you got that don't got spam in it?

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 05:51

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole spam thing.
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Isn't it more likely that the 4chan VIPpers faked their own invasion just to stir up trouble?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 14:03

Well in theory. I wish they'd fake their own deaths however, only without the faking and with real, actual death.

So how come they don't simply out-bump the VIP spam themselves, rather than coming over to fag up our precious DQN?

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 15:09

I hate to burst your bubble, but there is nothing precious about DQN, unless you are using 'precious' in the derogatory sense.

When squeeks leaves, we'll be down to only four members. Can I count on you three to pick up the slack?

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 15:18

Because they are VIP quality, enough said.

The real question is how do we protect the public image of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN when there are enemy agents on the loose impersonating us, and causing havoc? Damage Control Agents have been unable to stop them!

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:09

Seems that Damage Control was a little too enthusiastic. Everyone fears to bump this thread!

Seriously you guys, is the three of you all we have? The best of the best? This doesn't look good for the future of the future, you know.

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 14:39

Actually, there are five of us left. And you know, five is more than enough for a powerful team. Also, we can gather together and summon the Terrakian from within, and she will fly in on her very ugly bird and save DQN.

Did you steal my Lochnar, you bitch?

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:05

... You die, she dies, everybody dies.

I'm drinking Rockstar JUICED. It tastes okay, but is it really worth $2.50?

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:30

Only if it's $2.50 Canadian.

What exactly is wa shock?

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:43

It's the effect of surprising a moë anime character.

Why do you ask?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:01

Well, I have a secret crush on the girl next door, because she wears glasses and hair ribbons...

But that's not important right now. What can I do with my collection of floppies now that the a: drives is obsolete?

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 17:52

Drink coasters.

If I never answer my cell phone, what's the point of having one?

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 17:56

You need something to hang your cute mascot.

Can you really feel masculine while eating Men's Pocky?

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 18:51

Yes. Men's Pocky is made for REAL MEN.
Is it possible to feel masculine while eating Women's Pocky?

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:20

There is nothing so un-butch as eating Pocky. You may as well just lop off the boys and join the megabyzi.

Now that I have a house with a fireplace, where can I hire a Vestal Virgin?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:32

over there.

Why can't I think of anything witty or clever right now?

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