ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:11

You got 500.

Do you notice your blinking rate now that you have read my question?

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:38

Not really. I use w3m and the terminal cursor doesn't blink.

Does anybody fusianasan in 4-ch?

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 01:58

No, but I've got some nasal fusion here instead.

Will that be OK?

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 02:59

Dude, if you can make your nostrils dance, more power to you.

fusianasan isn't a good idea, is it?

505 Name: : 1993-09-4913 03:12

Whatever are you talking about?

Is my computer broadcasting an IP address?

506 Name: : 1993-09-4913 07:00

(=o=) Your computer is broadcasting your IP address. Download this program to protect yourself from hackers.

How did the hackers manage to broadcast my IP address?

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 11:31

Gay magic.

What the fuck is wrong with hackers?

508 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4913 11:58

Gay magic.

What's straight magic?

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 13:52

Some sort of christian magic, I'd assume.

I created a monster with the "gay magic" thing, didn't I?

510 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4913 14:15

Gay magic.

Gay magic?

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 14:32

@iGL_Mj @@Illegal in USA.
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512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 15:13

Gay magic.

Is there a bi magic?

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 15:38


Should He-man be called Het-man?

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 15:57

No, but perhaps you can attach that name to Skeletor.

Is it worth buying that snowblower this late in the season?

515 Name: Disgruntled : 1993-09-4913 16:10

I wouldn't know, I live in SoCal.

Is Taco Bell trully the paragon of mexican cultural achievement?

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 23:01

I suppose in the way that P.F.Chang's would be the paragon of Chinese cultural achievement.

Why does P.F.Chang's cost so much anyway?

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 23:04

Gay Magic.

Is this a copout?

518 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4913 23:25

Gay magic.

I'm too scared to answer questions properly =(. What should I do?

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 00:28

Homosexual Witchcraft.

What's for lunch?

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 02:17

Chinese food, which travels in underground pipelines throughout the world, and that is why it tastes the same everywhere.

I want some Chinese food. (Yes, I know that's not a question. Just answer it already.)

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 02:19

Gay magic.

Did you like my answer?

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 03:02

Gay magic.

Gay magic desu ka?

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 03:07

Iie. Haado geii majiko desu ne.

Is the Internet really a series of tubes?

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 04:20

YES, and it is NOT a truck that you just dump everything in it.

What happens if i put a horadric staff in a horadric Cube?

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 04:37

Gay magic.

Does anyone care that I'm really the person who created "Gay magic", and not >>509?

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 04:38

It transmute to gay magic.

Fallopian tubes or just tubular tubes?

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 05:35

Tubes of the gay variety.

Why are niggers black?

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 10:20

Gay nigger magic.

Why hasn't >>525 realized that I was the one who replied again with "gay magic", even though he might have first used the original phrase?

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:31

I don't know, but it clicked with me as well.

How can I become a drag queen?

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:53

Dress up like a woman.

How do I not ansewer what you expect?

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 12:12

You didn't resort to using that phrase.

Is it true that the coming of 1994 will be heralded by signs and great omens?

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 13:10

Yes, plenty of gay magic.

You sick of this homosexual warlock agenda yet?

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 13:38

You can't get sick of gay magic. That's impossible.

Would you like some more?

534 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4914 14:39

Gay magic? Sure!

Has this thread just become the mystical bumsex thread?

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 15:04

It's moar liek the Arcade Bumstead thread.


536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 15:07

No. You are not.

Why do some evil corporate bastards use artificial vanilla instead of the real thing?

537 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4914 16:06

Artificial vanilla instead of gay magic? Yes, those bastards!

Why is my laptop no longer working?

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 16:41

It was running on gay magic.

What else could it be?

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 12:44

A poofter warlock might've put a hex on it.

Get it? Laptop? Computer? "hex"?

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 15:03

I don't get it so I'll pull out my trump card: gay magic!

Did you get any chocolate?

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 16:07

No, I'm all out of gay mana to cast a chocolate gay magic spell.

Is it a good idea to post on DQN all day instead of search for love on this Valentine's Day?

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 16:20

Your search for love would be completely fruitless, so no, nothing is wasted.

Do we truly have nothing left to aspire to? Are we really just shells of human beings waiting one day at a time for oblivion to come?

543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 16:42

Sometimes, the truth hurts, dear...

Does the truth hurt?

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 18:01

Only when the truth is gay magic.

Should I ask this one girl to be my Valentine? I'm pretty sure she'd say yes, but she lives 1500 miles away.

545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 18:59

Only if you have some magical way of having sex with her 1500 miles away.

What's with this "gay magic" shit?

546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 19:19

DQN needs a Christian enema.

Do you 'yahoo'?

547 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 19:30

No, not since Brokeback Mountain.

How sad is this, dicking around on DQN on valentine's day when I could be spending money on officially romantic crap on a corporate-designed faux holiday?

548 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4915 20:02

Really sad, almost as sad as the anti-corporate rationalisation you give for being a hikki.

Is 'hikki' an appropriate short form of 'hikkomori'?

549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 20:44

I'm not anwsering your stupid question because you need to leave here.

Will you be my valentine?

550 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4915 20:52

Not after that.

Will you be my valentine?

551 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4915 21:11

Oh you cad, your gay magic has charmed me (^ 3^) Mwa!

Where shall we go for our first date?

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 21:36

Pow! Zip! Right to the moon!

The sitcom form hasn't evolved much over the years, has it?

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 16:40

An argument could be made that content follows the Zeitgeist in such a way that the immutability of some of the conventions works as a metaphor for that of human nature.

Is there a secret I'm just not getting to efficiently picking your nose with your pinky finger?

554 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 18:45

Not really. The pinky is not flexible enough for precision nasal excavations. Experts recommend that the pinky be relegated to either the swinging of weeaboo-enabled sword replicas or the casting of cup-related gay magic.

So how was your valentine's day?

555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:32

It had too much gay magic.

How was yours?

556 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:44

It didn't have enough gay magic.

How was your Valentine's Day, >>557?

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:47

I had a lot of fun looking at lolicon all day. It truly was a day of love.

Will Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura ever love me as much as I love her?

558 Name: Sakura : 1993-09-4916 22:24

No fucking way.

Am I cute?

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 22:28

No fucking way.

Yes fucking away?

560 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 22:48

I mean, I guess.

Has anyone bought lots of cheap chocolate today?

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:11


562 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:11


563 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 00:04

That's not actually a question. So it can't be answered. So this isn't an answer.

How come MODD doesn't strike these flooders down with harsh vengeance?

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 03:05

Because this is DQN, and he would have to use gay magic.

Why is my cat going bald on her belly and ass?

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 03:34

You shave your pussy.

Should I create a wiki article on "Gay Magic" for giggles?

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:30


Should loli be legalized?

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:31

Yes, but screenshot it before it dies.

How long will the article last?

568 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:34

Until October.

What is the password?

569 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:47

Your Mom

What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?

570 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:53

54 in base 13.

What is the ultimate question?

571 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:57

I'm sorry, but I cannot answer a question with another question, it is against my programming.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow?

572 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:59

"What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?"

So the answer is 41? Am I stupid or something?

573 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 05:17

No, your math skills are rusty.

What should we do about !-san?

574 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 06:49



575 Name: Arbiter (Dissolute Productions) : 1993-09-4917 07:51

I'm on your board spamming it up the way yu spammed up mine. Not as much fun when it's YOU on the recieving end, is it?

576 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 09:46

I don't know, responding to a single thread invasion with a one-man invasion is sort of tasteful.

How should I decorate my immaturity mansion?

577 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 11:50

With glorious spam.

I think that the immaturity mansion is the place to be. What should I do to convince the other elitists to follow me there?

578 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 11:55

I dunno. Maybe we should change our name to "The Immaturity Mansion of DQN"

Is that a ridiculous idea or what?

579 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 12:37

I don't know, it's been done before.

But how would the Elitist Superstructure react?

580 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 13:12

Unknowable, since the reaction would be indistinguishable from random occurrance.

How come DQN is the slowest board on 4-ch?

581 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 13:30

Not many are willing to brave the path to the Immaturity Mansion.

How far must I travel until I reach its very doors?

582 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 14:34

The Immaturity Mansion is as far away as the farthest arcade, yet as close as your Xbox controller.

Am I qualified to enter?

583 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 15:27

It depends on the order of you social structure.

Is your social structure superstructure quality, or merely substructure quality?

584 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4917 16:27

Well the quality of my social structure is defined by company I keep. I hang around here a lot so clearly the quality is on par with the other five posters at DQN.

Does the Single Thread Invasion Sub-Committee still exist, or was the meeting disbanded?

585 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 19:34

They disbanded over a disagreement about what sort of pizza to order.

Is Phoenix Wright the best game for the DS?

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 20:18

No. Both Castlevania are.

How could anybody disagree with this?

587 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 20:34

(߄D) WHEN You've discoverd the unending joy of Phoenix Wright, everything else seems inferior.

(`DL) WHY are you doing it wrong?

588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 22:46

Because doing it right isn't rewarding.

How will we cheer Squeeks up, now that he's feeling all emo?

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 23:13

By letting him know about the adversaries

How is the viral advertisement going with the superstructure website?

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 05:52

I don't know about that but DUDEZ chek this totally bitchin' s1t3 that i found dudez, it's R4D FOR THE EXTREME and lol to the m4x:

Who is your favourite Japanese cabinet minister?

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 06:46


What do you think about the number 2993?

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:31

its kinda gay.

how can I refrain from using 4chan memes in questions and answers that is the epicness of dqn?

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:35

Hang around for a while. This is a place where you can just chill or totally hang out. You'll get the hang of things around here soon enough.

How far is it to Tiparary?

594 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:15

It's a long way to Tipperary, it's a long way to go.

How long is long?

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:17

|----------------------------------| This long.

Knock Knock?

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 17:06


It's >>595 is an idiot.

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 18:38

Why did we suddenly switch to asking the question before giving the answer?

Gay magic.

598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 18:46

That's pretty homosexual.

Shouldn't we resume?

599 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 18:52


How old is Grandpa?
( L`) How old am I?

600 Name: i OցOj : 1993-09-4919 20:56

Old enough.

What's the capital of Zaire?

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