ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:35

Because you failed to 700GET.

„‹(`„DL„‹) WHAT the hell is the matter with you?

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:36

It was probably the after-lunch sugar crash, or perhaps the enormity of dealing with a failed 700GET.

Will houndstooth make a comeback this decade?

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 14:47

I suspect that Glenn Plaid has a better chance. Or seersucker.

Have you gone shopping yet for spring clothing?

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 15:12

I'm too busy trying to select a desktop wallpaper.

What time is it at the north pole?

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:16

Time to PARTY!

Dude, you got any ice?

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 19:10

Sure. Right here in my pants.

Where can I purchase a ten-foot tall crimefighting robot?

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 02:24

Why don;t you come on down to "Ten-foot Tall Crime-Fighting Robots R Us!"

What sort of price range are you looking at?

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 06:59

The kind where the prices don't run too fast, so I can take my sweet time aiming.

Should I make my home on the range, or just adjacent or sort of close to it?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:54

Country roads, take you home, to the place you belong, West Virginia, mountain range, take you home, country roads.

What's West Ginny like?

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 14:12

It has lots of curvy, hilly, winding roads with really high speed limits. Ask the locals why the speed limits are so high, and they'll tell you they'd never get anywhere otherwise.

What's Kentucky like?

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 17:13

Lots of pumpkins. If you know what I mean. (And I think you do.)

What's Idaho like?

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:06

Lots of potato-headed survivalists.

What's Iowa like?

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:10

Bestest battleship evar!

Is my teenspeak convincing?

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:20


Does W.T. snacks still come here?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:26


why doesn't anyone like me?

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:48

Because your not into the whole “ϊ–{Œκ thing.

What is Tanassin?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:49

I have no idea.

Don't people realise it's spelt 'tanasinn'?

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 03:22

Because they think instead of feeling.

Why can't I ever come up with anything clever or funny?

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 04:38

I could come up with a witty response to that, but I'm too busy being clever and funny.

Why can't I get girls to suck on my penor?

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 04:53

because you dont know how to read.

why is water wet?

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 07:06

Wet is what we describe our skin contact with water. Water is wet, because we called it wet, it might as well be called dry.

What happens if don't think.

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 09:13

Then you feel, and become tanˆsˆζˆζ

Why do weeaboos post anti-Korean racist material here that doesn't even make sense in terms of American stereotypes? Nida, indeed.

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:12

Because it's funny, nigga.

Why do people keep on using the word "weeaboo" long after it stopped to be funny?

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:51

Because it has replaced the word that it originated from and entered everyday usage.

Why to VIPPERS think it's funny to use the word "nigga"?

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:58

In their minds, racism can be kawaii! (That's japanese for pink)

My office is freezing. Should I go with a ceramic or a quartz heater?

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 14:09

Go with an atomic heater. That'll keep your cockles warm and toasty.

What should I dissolve in some other what to get to the final solution?

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:21

Hot Milk and Cocoa Powder.

In what food group would I find the Marshmallow Peep?

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:18

Probably in the food group of non-edible substances.

Who's your favorite character from Ichigo Marshimaro?

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:36

It definitely has to be the ferret, as seen on

So, do you eat the chocolate bunny's ears first?

730 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OAOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4934 18:06

Of course, it makes them look funny.

Can one use a chocolate dildo as a masturbatory aid?

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:15

if it is a dildo then obviously yes by definition.

should i forfeit?

732 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OAOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4934 18:24


forfeit what?

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:37

My right to forfeit.

What else can I do?

734 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OAOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4934 18:38

<4chan> become an hero</4chan>

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:58

>>734 Thanks for that.

Why can't we lobby the W3C to officially support the <aa> HTML tags?

736 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi O,..,Oj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4934 19:01

I don't see why we cant.

What can I/we do to help lobby the W3C for said <aa> tags?

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:05

Write up a specification using their godforsaken yet workable spec-ese, submit it for review and otherwise throw away... I mean dedicate three years of your life to a feature programmers will implement in all of twelve minutes and test in three.

Did that sound at all cynical?

738 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi O,..,Oj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4934 19:09

yes, it does actually.

where should one go to learn how to do such things?

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:09


Have you been personally scorned by the W3C?

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:15

Well, both >>738 and >>739 are interested in learning how to negotiate the Halls of Bureaucracy. I'd suggest buying the game, and spending some time playing with friends.

Has anyone ever written a letter of complaint that got real results?

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 02:10


And who do I write to complain about that?

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 03:54

The Bureau of Letters of Complaint.

I wonder what happened to them, anyway; do they still exist?

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 20:11

I wonder as well.

What would you do if you won $370 million, I wonder?

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:24

Buy anime.

Which anime should I buy first?

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 00:15

Bobobobo Bobobo.


746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:05

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is a comedy that uses puns, non sequiturs, double-talk, breaking of the fourth wall, non-sexualized cross-dressing, visual gags, and satirical and pop-culture references, which make its humor very specific to Japanese audiences (much in the same way The Simpsons is often not as accessible to non-native English-speaking audiences).

What is Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 17:00

The name of a retarded monkey.

What's your favorite color?

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 17:26


What happens when you die?

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:49

Your family disposes of your body in the way you had specified. Friends, relatives and neighbors come over and eat food and talk about you, preferably in a nice way. Perhaps someday, one of your relatives will name a baby after you.

How do you make an elephant float?

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:58

Fatten it up real good by sending it to America.

Why are the portions so large at restaurants these days?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 22:24

They've been cooking up the elephants you've been sending, duh.

How many trashcans can you make out of one fully grown African elephant?

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 23:35

1 million if they are built to the specification of Chinese generics.
1,000 if they are built to withstand the rigors of coal mining in America.
1 if it can hold 10(-100,000,000)% of the political bullishit on Earth.

Has anybody ever succeded in elephant beastiality?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 08:40

Only if you count elephant paedo-bestiality.

What's the proper age of consent for elephants?

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 09:23

21 in the US, 9 in Ecuador.

Why does my rendition of the kanji for 'heart' always look like the Starfleet logo from Star Trek?

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 11:29

Because you define the word "nerd".

Am I right or am I right?

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 14:32

Neither, and you know it.

Should we all "Embrace the Suck" or fight it?

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 16:31

That's quite a funny question to be asking on this board!

Seeing as we're not quite dead yet, what exactly happened with regard to Squeeks', ehm, episode?

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 17:04

He got better.

Would you travel around the world if given the chance?

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 17:06

The official explanation is that Squeeks is suffering from 'exhaustion', and discretion demands that I simply leave it at that.

Do you have a preferred euphemism?

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 17:08

>>789 and >>758, that depends on who is taking me 'around the world.'

Will Squeeks come home someday?

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 21:53

Depends on how long he spends travelling 'round the world.

What country should I personally visit next as the Ambassador of DQN?

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:16


What is the current overall 'feeling' of the internet?

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:51

Sluggish, like walking through thick mud in heavy boots with a full camping kit on your back in the rain against the wind after you've already been walking for over a day and you haven't had any rest and taking each step requires a herculean effort of will and strength.

When will the Chinese stop spamming us so damn much?

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:25

Maybe when they Chinese clean up their smog, give up smoking, use and enforce patents and copyrights, and properly heat-treat metals until they reach optimum durability.

How do the underpants gnomes handle sharts?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 01:30

That's in the secret portion of their three-step plan, denoted by "2. ??????"

Why Ned Beatty? Why?

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 15:30

Beating Neddy would be worse, I guess.

Could you say cheese, please?

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 16:20


What's up with >>766?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 16:27

I dunno. Probably from Wisconsin or something.

What's up with Wisconsin?

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 16:56

I dunno. Probably occupied by >>766 or something.

How can I dress for success?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 17:50

By undressing before failure.

How would I go around, you know, uhmm... sexing up an automobile?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 19:13

Fuck it in the exhaust pipe.

What's the best way to get a girl?

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:24

you mean a femmy girl in the west??


773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:31

(Confusion at the lack of a question)

How would MODD punish >>772 for violating the rules of this thread?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:53

With the B&HAMMAR, of course.

Why do my cats keep jumping on the keyboard while I'm trying to surf the Web tonight?

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:16

They want you to look at CP.

Is 'cat pictures' the first thing that came to your mind when you saw 'CP?'

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:19

No, I thought of "corporate propaganda".

I mean, what else is there?

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:36

There's also "character points" and "clown pants".

What's the best wireless router available these days? My five year old one seems to be dying.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 23:58

One that doesn't have any wires, at all. Might not be the best, but it'll certainly be the most wireless.

In what context could I use the mega-contraction "wouldn't've'd"?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 02:11

"Would not have done?" Obviously, when you would have not done something.

Is >>778's abuse of the English language permissible?

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 02:32

Although the Elitist Superstructure finds it distasteful, they will permit it under the condition that >>778 immediately consults a grammarian.

What should I have for dinner?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 03:41

Sata andagi.

What is love?

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 09:52

Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more!

why do we allways hurt the ones we love?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:57



784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:34



785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:01

Gay magic!

Did I just discover the "because? why?" combo breaker?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:12


Next question?

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 20:11

Is not a question, but an imperative, requesting someone ask a question.

Does the Elitist Superstructure allow one to use imperatives in such a way when posting?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:26

If such a convention were found distasteful, you would know. Or rather, you wouldn't, and the rest of us wouldn't either.

How do I ZOT web?

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:53

First you have to charge your lazor. Then you shout "shoop da whoop" and zot web.

When did you people start using "zot" as a verb? Have you been reading the Usenet Oracle again?

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:05

It probably was used as a verb when somebody intended to type some other verb, but sneezed, causing zot to be posted as a verb.

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:06

(Puzzled appearance)

How could somebody make the same mistake after only a few posts?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:36

Einstein said that only two things in the universe are truly limitless, hydrogen and human stupidity. And the more time I spend in DQN, the more I doubt hydrogen.

Why are people posting old, busted, lame, worn-out 4chan memes here when this thread has the potential for genuine original comedy?

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:16

You mean like gay magic? That fail of a shit hasn't caught on anywhere else on 4-ch, let alone the greater intarwebs.

How come grandpa is so popular, yet genuinely funny gags like DAMAGE CONTROL struggle for recognition?

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:48

DAMAGE CONTROL, while on the surface kind of funny, didn't really have the depth necessary to sustain itself. Grandpa, on the other hand, combines the kind relationship with a wise and beneficent elder with the wacky antics of a popular sitcom, so it just keeps on going on.

Why do people insist on calling lame catchphrases memes?

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:02

Because they're easy to use and the key term CATCH means the phrase is fucking CATCHY. Which sucks, its like those songs on the radio which blow ass but you cant get out of your head.

Are DQN people better people or are we just the only 6 people on the internet who understand anything?

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:33

I like to think of us as the 6 kind of jaunty, intellectual, cheeky social commenters who laugh at everything including ourselves, the chill guys for the internet generation.

How many paperclips do I have in my hand?

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 15:34

It is what you make of it.

How often do obscure pop culture references come up two posts from now?

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 00:01

It depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

How come the Eragon single thread invasion is the top Google hit for "becoming Japanese for real"?

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 14:28

I blame gay magic.

What's the latest fad?

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 14:42


What is the next latest fad?

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