What happened to 1000get?!
Because you failed to 700GET.
(`DL) WHAT the hell is the matter with you?
It was probably the after-lunch sugar crash, or perhaps the enormity of dealing with a failed 700GET.
Will houndstooth make a comeback this decade?
I suspect that Glenn Plaid has a better chance. Or seersucker.
Have you gone shopping yet for spring clothing?
Time to PARTY!
Dude, you got any ice?
Sure. Right here in my pants.
Where can I purchase a ten-foot tall crimefighting robot?
Why don;t you come on down to "Ten-foot Tall Crime-Fighting Robots R Us!"
What sort of price range are you looking at?
The kind where the prices don't run too fast, so I can take my sweet time aiming.
Should I make my home on the range, or just adjacent or sort of close to it?
Country roads, take you home, to the place you belong, West Virginia, mountain range, take you home, country roads.
What's West Ginny like?
It has lots of curvy, hilly, winding roads with really high speed limits. Ask the locals why the speed limits are so high, and they'll tell you they'd never get anywhere otherwise.
What's Kentucky like?
Lots of pumpkins. If you know what I mean. (And I think you do.)
What's Idaho like?
Bestest battleship evar!
Is my teenspeak convincing?
No.
Does W.T. snacks still come here?
no.
why doesn't anyone like me?
Because your not into the whole ϊ{κ thing.
What is Tanassin?
I have no idea.
Don't people realise it's spelt 'tanasinn'?
Because they think instead of feeling.
Why can't I ever come up with anything clever or funny?
I could come up with a witty response to that, but I'm too busy being clever and funny.
Why can't I get girls to suck on my penor?
because you dont know how to read.
why is water wet?
Wet is what we describe our skin contact with water. Water is wet, because we called it wet, it might as well be called dry.
What happens if don't think.
Then you feel, and become tansζζ
Why do weeaboos post anti-Korean racist material here that doesn't even make sense in terms of American stereotypes? Nida, indeed.
Because it's funny, nigga.
Why do people keep on using the word "weeaboo" long after it stopped to be funny?
Because it has replaced the word that it originated from and entered everyday usage.
Why to VIPPERS think it's funny to use the word "nigga"?
In their minds, racism can be kawaii! (That's japanese for pink)
My office is freezing. Should I go with a ceramic or a quartz heater?
Go with an atomic heater. That'll keep your cockles warm and toasty.
What should I dissolve in some other what to get to the final solution?
Hot Milk and Cocoa Powder.
In what food group would I find the Marshmallow Peep?
Probably in the food group of non-edible substances.
Who's your favorite character from Ichigo Marshimaro?
It definitely has to be the ferret, as seen on http://www.secchan.net/niche/src/1137461346390.jpg
So, do you eat the chocolate bunny's ears first?
Of course, it makes them look funny.
Can one use a chocolate dildo as a masturbatory aid?
if it is a dildo then obviously yes by definition.
should i forfeit?
yes.
forfeit what?
My right to forfeit.
What else can I do?
<4chan> become an hero</4chan>
>>734 Thanks for that.
Why can't we lobby the W3C to officially support the <aa> HTML tags?
I don't see why we cant.
What can I/we do to help lobby the W3C for said <aa> tags?
Write up a specification using their godforsaken yet workable spec-ese, submit it for review and otherwise throw away... I mean dedicate three years of your life to a feature programmers will implement in all of twelve minutes and test in three.
Did that sound at all cynical?
yes, it does actually.
where should one go to learn how to do such things?
Slightly.
Have you been personally scorned by the W3C?
No!
And who do I write to complain about that?
The Bureau of Letters of Complaint.
I wonder what happened to them, anyway; do they still exist?
I wonder as well.
What would you do if you won $370 million, I wonder?
Buy anime.
Which anime should I buy first?
Bobobobo Bobobo.
Why?
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is a comedy that uses puns, non sequiturs, double-talk, breaking of the fourth wall, non-sexualized cross-dressing, visual gags, and satirical and pop-culture references, which make its humor very specific to Japanese audiences (much in the same way The Simpsons is often not as accessible to non-native English-speaking audiences).
What is Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
The name of a retarded monkey.
What's your favorite color?
Blue
What happens when you die?
Your family disposes of your body in the way you had specified. Friends, relatives and neighbors come over and eat food and talk about you, preferably in a nice way. Perhaps someday, one of your relatives will name a baby after you.
How do you make an elephant float?
Fatten it up real good by sending it to America.
Why are the portions so large at restaurants these days?
They've been cooking up the elephants you've been sending, duh.
How many trashcans can you make out of one fully grown African elephant?
1 million if they are built to the specification of Chinese generics.
1,000 if they are built to withstand the rigors of coal mining in America.
1 if it can hold 10(-100,000,000)% of the political bullishit on Earth.
Has anybody ever succeded in elephant beastiality?
Only if you count elephant paedo-bestiality.
What's the proper age of consent for elephants?
Because you define the word "nerd".
Am I right or am I right?
Neither, and you know it.
Should we all "Embrace the Suck" or fight it?
That's quite a funny question to be asking on this board!
Seeing as we're not quite dead yet, what exactly happened with regard to Squeeks', ehm, episode?
He got better.
Would you travel around the world if given the chance?
The official explanation is that Squeeks is suffering from 'exhaustion', and discretion demands that I simply leave it at that.
Do you have a preferred euphemism?
Depends on how long he spends travelling 'round the world.
What country should I personally visit next as the Ambassador of DQN?
/love/
What is the current overall 'feeling' of the internet?
Maybe when they Chinese clean up their smog, give up smoking, use and enforce patents and copyrights, and properly heat-treat metals until they reach optimum durability.
How do the underpants gnomes handle sharts?
That's in the secret portion of their three-step plan, denoted by "2. ??????"
Why Ned Beatty? Why?
Beating Neddy would be worse, I guess.
Could you say cheese, please?
I dunno. Probably from Wisconsin or something.
What's up with Wisconsin?
I dunno. Probably occupied by >>766 or something.
How can I dress for success?
By undressing before failure.
How would I go around, you know, uhmm... sexing up an automobile?
Fuck it in the exhaust pipe.
What's the best way to get a girl?
(Confusion at the lack of a question)
How would MODD punish >>772 for violating the rules of this thread?
With the B&HAMMAR, of course.
Why do my cats keep jumping on the keyboard while I'm trying to surf the Web tonight?
They want you to look at CP.
Is 'cat pictures' the first thing that came to your mind when you saw 'CP?'
No, I thought of "corporate propaganda".
I mean, what else is there?
One that doesn't have any wires, at all. Might not be the best, but it'll certainly be the most wireless.
In what context could I use the mega-contraction "wouldn't've'd"?
"Would not have done?" Obviously, when you would have not done something.
Is >>778's abuse of the English language permissible?
Although the Elitist Superstructure finds it distasteful, they will permit it under the condition that >>778 immediately consults a grammarian.
What should I have for dinner?
Sata andagi.
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more!
why do we allways hurt the ones we love?
because.
why?
because.
why?
Gay magic!
Did I just discover the "because? why?" combo breaker?
Yeah.
Next question?
Is not a question, but an imperative, requesting someone ask a question.
Does the Elitist Superstructure allow one to use imperatives in such a way when posting?
If such a convention were found distasteful, you would know. Or rather, you wouldn't, and the rest of us wouldn't either.
How do I ZOT web?
First you have to charge your lazor. Then you shout "shoop da whoop" and zot web.
When did you people start using "zot" as a verb? Have you been reading the Usenet Oracle again?
It probably was used as a verb when somebody intended to type some other verb, but sneezed, causing zot to be posted as a verb.
(Puzzled appearance)
How could somebody make the same mistake after only a few posts?
Einstein said that only two things in the universe are truly limitless, hydrogen and human stupidity. And the more time I spend in DQN, the more I doubt hydrogen.
Why are people posting old, busted, lame, worn-out 4chan memes here when this thread has the potential for genuine original comedy?
You mean like gay magic? That fail of a shit hasn't caught on anywhere else on 4-ch, let alone the greater intarwebs.
How come grandpa is so popular, yet genuinely funny gags like DAMAGE CONTROL struggle for recognition?
Because they're easy to use and the key term CATCH means the phrase is fucking CATCHY. Which sucks, its like those songs on the radio which blow ass but you cant get out of your head.
Are DQN people better people or are we just the only 6 people on the internet who understand anything?
I like to think of us as the 6 kind of jaunty, intellectual, cheeky social commenters who laugh at everything including ourselves, the chill guys for the internet generation.
How many paperclips do I have in my hand?
It is what you make of it.
How often do obscure pop culture references come up two posts from now?
It depends on what the meaning of "is" is.
How come the Eragon single thread invasion is the top Google hit for "becoming Japanese for real"?
I blame gay magic.
What's the latest fad?
