What happened to 1000get?!
(・∀・) You got 400GET, grandpa! Why are you cursing?
( ´ω`) but you are one your mother was a slut
why is the sky blue?
A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.
What does it mean if I can kiss my elbow?
That you dislocated your shoulder.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do people ask these questions of me?
(・∀・) Actually, I was talking to grandpa.
( ´ω`) WHY don't you go play in traffic?
(・∀・) This thread isn't the right thread
How much is your mass?
More than you can afford, bub.
What happens when a car, made of diamond, hits a wall which is also made of diamond, at 120 kilometers per hour?
It explodes in a HORRIBLE KABLOOEY! sha-bang!
Where can I learn to speak Wapanese?
your doing it right now
how do i get up in the morning?
get what up in the morning?
By lifting your head of off the pillow, pulling off the comforter, and stepping into your slippers.
Why is a soft-bristle toothbrush better than firm?
because I will it so
why do androids dream of electric sheep?
Mostly because Rossum's Universal Robots built their largest factory in New Zealand.
What's your favorite mutton recipe?
Muton Roshi... yes the man in dragonball
what flavour am I?
Cherry Girl!
Soshite otokotte rodeo wo
Umaku nori ko nasa nakya
Ikura abaretetemo
Atashitachi ga oshiete ageru
What's the deal with Saitama, anyway?
Higher than average number of wierd news stories come out of Saitama.
What the fuck is spoobnumby?
a fish?
What do I do with an English major?
Work at Taco Bell!
Why does Chinese food taste the same everywhere?
Because it's always made out of real Chinese people.
Should I take this little freelance gig or hold out for a potentially bigger one?
Take it. Ramen doesn't grow on trees, you know!
So, where are the world's principle ramen mines located?
Right next to the best spaghetti fisheries. Odd as it may sound, these two things have absolutely no correlation.
What was that sound? I swear I heard something.
Weather balloon. Nothing to hear here, folks. Move along.
Why hasn't the aliens came and brought me along for a spectral inter-racial intercourse on the fringes of the universe yet?
Because they have brains the size of a planet, and your skull would explode if they tried to communicate.
Should I write a tell-all biography about 4-ch?
Yes. It would be a great cure for insomniacs the world over.
Who was born in a house full of pain?
Mickey Mouse.
Should I perform a show-it-all biopsy of 4-ch?
Yes, for great justice.
Should we invade MysticWicks?
No, we must continue to single thread invade Dissolute Production's Eragon thread in the TV & Film forum.
Why are ugly women like Rosie O'donnell allowed to be on TV?
Because after years of big-breasted blondes you need something "different" to fap to.
How did IT'S TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND and IT'S OVER 9000 get mixed together?
They're both variations on the ancient Monty Python archetype, where you start a sentence with "IT'S".
Is it indeed a man's life in the British Dental Association?
I prefer the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium.
Does Watson communicate in the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular?
I hope so, because it doesn't speak Apple. The Mac version of Watson is no longer fully supported as of October 5, 2004. Please stay tuned for more news about future releases of Watson from its licensee, Sun Microsystems.
Why vi?
Why not?
Why not?
No support for MS-Word documents
Isn't it time we stopped the invasion of Dissolute Production's Eragon thread?
It IS time to stop the invasion. Therefore, I am offering this bill for consideration to cut off funding for the invasion force, forcing DQN-kun to bring our boys back home immediately, consequently ending this unfortunate display of adventurism.
Does drinking Rockstar play havoc with my kidneys?
I think it depends how much you drink
Why is it 1993?
The idiots haven't left the internet yet.
What the fuck is wrong with >>439?
I don't know...But Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie. Yeah, Candy Mountain!
What happens when you get to Candy Mountain?
Your teeth defect to Dentiststan.
How come my cock no longer caws?
Because it has no affect.
What is the difference between a state and a commonwealth?
gudrr states is like those thingys that like people live in right and common wealth is when most people is rich then common wealth is for the rich common peoples and stats where they lives at.
can youse please hit me on the head again so my smarts canabee what they was 'for now?
Sure.
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Who put the "bomp" in the bomp-du-bomp-du-bomp?
Bompe duBompe of Chantilly Lace, as detailed by the Great and Wise Usenet Oracle.
So, did you upgrade to Vista yet?
If by upgrade you mean buy a boxed copy of Vista Ultimate, shit all over it then posted pics on the Internet, then yes, I did upgrade.
Where do you want to go today?
I wanna go home, mommy.
Are we there yet?
If you ask one more time, I'm going to turn this car around and we're all going straight home.
Can I have another cookie?
If you ask one more time, i'm going to turn this cookie around and shove it in your mouth.
What does DQN stands for?
It actually means "dokyun," the Japanese word for "stupid."
Anta baka?
It stands for "Dee Que Enn"
Was this answer helpful?
Yes, your use of phonetics really stimulated my brain activity, allowing me to easily recall information.
That demonstration of "Hook on Phonics" worked for me. Did it work for you?
Not as much as Easy Spanish. "Step on a chair, see a loose light."
Silla = chair, luz = light. Cool, eh?
Why do people mock my shuffle for its lack of display?
because there is not enough fanservice in it
Why would a cake declare its own deliciousness on DQN?
DQN provides the most appropriate forum to stare down the world and say "Eat me!"
Have you sat on it and rotated?
No, but I did carry out and be w
How come it seems like I'm the only guy fighting against sexual fetishism these days?
Because, in a time, where sexual fetishism runs free, ONE MAN...has the courage to fight against it.
How can I tell which copypasta is Elitist quality from the 4chan quality stuff?
Press near the stem firmly, with your thumb. If it gives in, it is Elitist quality, if it is stiff, it is 4chan quality.
How much longer do I have?
Two weeks.
What is that game?
Battletoads.
Where did I put my keys?
In the lock, duh.
What did you do for the Elitist Superstructure today?
I drowned a baby.
Shit, is that my kid? I think i'm in trouble...
Correct his grammar.
The question is, is the past participle of drown 'drowned' or 'druwn'?
Drowned. Definitely Drowned.
How do you pronounce 'vlog', as in video blog? Can you upload a wave file of yourself saying it somewhere?
No. But it's pronounced like Vlad the Impaler.
Who the hell has a video blog anyhow? Does Vlad the Impaler have one?
Only the foolish and those who lack QUALITY have video "blogs" Vlad the Impaler does not possess a videoblog, but he is an avid user of LiveJournal and a noted writer of gothic poetry.
How can I become a mojibake warrior?
By singing this song while typing pseudo-shift-JIS gibberish:
"I've fallen in love with Vlad the Impaler
And Hitler and Nixon and Ahab the Whaler."
How do I shot web?
By going back to 4chan.
Who am I?
Squeeks.
Who is Squeeks?
Not applicable.
How do I use this... this "head on"?
pucker your lips and blow
Play it again, sam?
hell no!!
What is "American Intelligence"?
A contradiction in terms.
How come it seems like every animu released since 2004 seems to have at least one character with a prominent snaggle tooth?
It makes Tsuruya cuter. nyoro~n.
What can I do with this tiny paper umbrella now that I've removed it from this rum powered concoction?
Swallow it and then make out with your girlfriend while she writhes on you so that the pointed end of the toothpick can puncture through your intestines into other vital organs as it moves through your digestive tract. I love House, M.D. so much.
Will it ever be lupus?
It'll never be lupus
Will House ever realise his show is not as good as Scrubs?
No, his twin (Dr Cox) will kill him in the face before he gets the chance.
Can I do it?
No, but you can fake it.
Can anyone recommend a good RPG?
There are no good RPGs
The president was just kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?
Yes. He treated me to hamburgers.
How do they make those hamburgers anyway?
By grinding beef, adding egg, some breadcrumbs and seasoning, then cooking on a grill. Serve on a bun with appropriate garnish and condiments.
How the hell do you justify $3.50 for a box of Girl Scout Cookies?!
They're made out of real girl scouts.
Is it can it be hugz tiem pleez?
No, no hugs for those who misquote age-old memetry. Seriously, dude.
What's, like, the most tubular of like all the memes around here and like stuff?
I don't understand your question. Next please!
Doesn't Scrubs suck more than House does?
Scrubs is even stupider than Everybody Loves Raymond, which of course, was completely stupid. So yes, it sucks much more.
Why won't anyone accept Monopoly money when I offer it as payment?
You gotta use it in Canada.
Why is this guy so late in turning around our contract?
He's got no hands, and thus cannot effectively manipulate the paper the contract is printed on.
How do I gained access to private area of VIP quality?
YOU GOTTA BE VIP
How do I get out of here?
Take a left at the Grandpa thread, then a right at the second Oppai thread.
Or was it the other way around?
No, you got it right, but you forgot to mention how >489 has to avoid the squeeks thread at all costs.
How do gay people make babies?
Gay magic.
What should I have for lunch?
Gay magic.
What should I wash my dinner down with?
Gay magic.
What do you call the type of illusionary discipline wherein unexpected and surprising items can be produced from the anus of a man by another man using his no-no?
Gay magic!
What killed Freddy Mercury?
Gay magic.
Wait...what?
Gay magic.
How do I becomes the lesbian, it is?
Magicu no gayu
What school of magic would be most useful for me to learn?
Strawberries.
Now what?
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
How do I ruined thread?