ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 08:20

(・∀・) You got 400GET, grandpa! Why are you cursing?

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 12:46

( ´ω`) but you are one your mother was a slut

why is the sky blue?

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 14:08

A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.

What does it mean if I can kiss my elbow?

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 15:02

That you dislocated your shoulder.

(屮゚Д゚)屮 WHY do people ask these questions of me?

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:03

(・∀・) Actually, I was talking to grandpa.

( ´ω`) WHY don't you go play in traffic?

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 04:47

(・∀・) This thread isn't the right thread

How much is your mass?

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 05:14

More than you can afford, bub.

What happens when a car, made of diamond, hits a wall which is also made of diamond, at 120 kilometers per hour?

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 11:16

It explodes in a HORRIBLE KABLOOEY! sha-bang!

Where can I learn to speak Wapanese?

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 11:42

your doing it right now

how do i get up in the morning?

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 11:50

get what up in the morning?

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 15:55

By lifting your head of off the pillow, pulling off the comforter, and stepping into your slippers.

Why is a soft-bristle toothbrush better than firm?

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 20:16

because I will it so

why do androids dream of electric sheep?

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 20:59

Mostly because Rossum's Universal Robots built their largest factory in New Zealand.

What's your favorite mutton recipe?

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 22:21

Muton Roshi... yes the man in dragonball

what flavour am I?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 23:16

Cherry Girl!

Soshite otokotte rodeo wo
Umaku nori ko nasa nakya
Ikura abaretetemo
Atashitachi ga oshiete ageru

What's the deal with Saitama, anyway?

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 00:39

Higher than average number of wierd news stories come out of Saitama.

What the fuck is spoobnumby?

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 00:57

   / @ @)
トヘγ““《 》”、   < It's the last thing you see before you die

What the fuck is this thing?

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 02:20

a fish?

What do I do with an English major?

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 02:22

Work at Taco Bell!

Why does Chinese food taste the same everywhere?

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 06:42

Because it's always made out of real Chinese people.

Should I take this little freelance gig or hold out for a potentially bigger one?

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 14:02

Take it. Ramen doesn't grow on trees, you know!

So, where are the world's principle ramen mines located?

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 14:40

Right next to the best spaghetti fisheries. Odd as it may sound, these two things have absolutely no correlation.

What was that sound? I swear I heard something.

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 15:10

Weather balloon. Nothing to hear here, folks. Move along.

Why hasn't the aliens came and brought me along for a spectral inter-racial intercourse on the fringes of the universe yet?

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 16:42

Because they have brains the size of a planet, and your skull would explode if they tried to communicate.

Should I write a tell-all biography about 4-ch?

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 21:19

Yes. It would be a great cure for insomniacs the world over.

Who was born in a house full of pain?

426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 07:54

Mickey Mouse.

Should I perform a show-it-all biopsy of 4-ch?

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 08:21

Yes, for great justice.

Should we invade MysticWicks?

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 08:26

No, we must continue to single thread invade Dissolute Production's Eragon thread in the TV & Film forum.

Why are ugly women like Rosie O'donnell allowed to be on TV?

429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 08:34

Because after years of big-breasted blondes you need something "different" to fap to.

How did IT'S TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND and IT'S OVER 9000 get mixed together?

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 09:12

They're both variations on the ancient Monty Python archetype, where you start a sentence with "IT'S".

Is it indeed a man's life in the British Dental Association?

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 14:16

I prefer the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium.

Does Watson communicate in the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular?

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 14:30

I hope so, because it doesn't speak Apple. The Mac version of Watson is no longer fully supported as of October 5, 2004. Please stay tuned for more news about future releases of Watson from its licensee, Sun Microsystems.

Why vi?

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:01

Why not?

Why not?

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 20:43

No support for MS-Word documents

Isn't it time we stopped the invasion of Dissolute Production's Eragon thread?

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 21:43

It IS time to stop the invasion. Therefore, I am offering this bill for consideration to cut off funding for the invasion force, forcing DQN-kun to bring our boys back home immediately, consequently ending this unfortunate display of adventurism.

Does drinking Rockstar play havoc with my kidneys?

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 22:47

I think it depends how much you drink

Why is it 1993?

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:28

The idiots haven't left the internet yet.

What the fuck is wrong with >>439?

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:29

I don't know, why don't you ask >>439?

What's your problem, huh?

439 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:51

I'm sick and fed up with >>437

Will you marry me >>440

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 00:25

I don't know...But Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie. Yeah, Candy Mountain!

What happens when you get to Candy Mountain?

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 14:05

Your teeth defect to Dentiststan.

How come my cock no longer caws?

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 16:28

Because it has no affect.

What is the difference between a state and a commonwealth?

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 21:24

gudrr states is like those thingys that like people live in right and common wealth is when most people is rich then common wealth is for the rich common peoples and stats where they lives at.

can youse please hit me on the head again so my smarts canabee what they was 'for now?

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 03:39


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  _/し' //. V`Д´)/ ←>>443

Who put the "bomp" in the bomp-du-bomp-du-bomp?

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 04:49

Bompe duBompe of Chantilly Lace, as detailed by the Great and Wise Usenet Oracle.

So, did you upgrade to Vista yet?

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 07:00

If by upgrade you mean buy a boxed copy of Vista Ultimate, shit all over it then posted pics on the Internet, then yes, I did upgrade.

Where do you want to go today?

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 12:23

I wanna go home, mommy.

Are we there yet?

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 14:02

If you ask one more time, I'm going to turn this car around and we're all going straight home.

Can I have another cookie?

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:03

If you ask one more time, i'm going to turn this cookie around and shove it in your mouth.

What does DQN stands for?

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:16

It actually means "dokyun," the Japanese word for "stupid."

Anta baka?

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:17

It stands for "Dee Que Enn"

Was this answer helpful?

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:58

Yes, your use of phonetics really stimulated my brain activity, allowing me to easily recall information.

That demonstration of "Hook on Phonics" worked for me. Did it work for you?

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:10

Not as much as Easy Spanish. "Step on a chair, see a loose light."
Silla = chair, luz = light. Cool, eh?

Why do people mock my shuffle for its lack of display?

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 20:53

because there is not enough fanservice in it

Why would a cake declare its own deliciousness on DQN?

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 20:54

DQN provides the most appropriate forum to stare down the world and say "Eat me!"

Have you sat on it and rotated?

456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 21:34

No, but I did carry out and be w

How come it seems like I'm the only guy fighting against sexual fetishism these days?

457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 02:42

Because, in a time, where sexual fetishism runs free, ONE MAN...has the courage to fight against it.

How can I tell which copypasta is Elitist quality from the 4chan quality stuff?

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 03:13

Press near the stem firmly, with your thumb. If it gives in, it is Elitist quality, if it is stiff, it is 4chan quality.

How much longer do I have?

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 04:52

Two weeks.

What is that game?

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 06:14


Where did I put my keys?

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 09:25

In the lock, duh.

What did you do for the Elitist Superstructure today?

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 09:51

I drowned a baby.

Shit, is that my kid? I think i'm in trouble...

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 11:43

That maybe your kid but you're definitely in trouble. I am an affiliate of Elitist Superstructure and I find baby drowning to be distasteful.

I feel like either taking >>462 off the map or correcting >>462's grammar. What should I do with >>462?

464 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4909 13:12

Correct his grammar.

The question is, is the past participle of drown 'drowned' or 'druwn'?

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 13:58

Drowned. Definitely Drowned.

How do you pronounce 'vlog', as in video blog? Can you upload a wave file of yourself saying it somewhere?

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 22:02

No. But it's pronounced like Vlad the Impaler.

Who the hell has a video blog anyhow? Does Vlad the Impaler have one?

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 22:25

Only the foolish and those who lack QUALITY have video "blogs" Vlad the Impaler does not possess a videoblog, but he is an avid user of LiveJournal and a noted writer of gothic poetry.

How can I become a mojibake warrior?

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 00:29

By singing this song while typing pseudo-shift-JIS gibberish:

"I've fallen in love with Vlad the Impaler
And Hitler and Nixon and Ahab the Whaler."

How do I shot web?

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 01:13

By going back to 4chan.

Who am I?

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 06:22


Who is Squeeks?

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 10:28

Not applicable.

How do I use this... this "head on"?

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 10:30

pucker your lips and blow

Play it again, sam?

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 11:35

hell no!!

What is "American Intelligence"?

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 13:41

A contradiction in terms.

How come it seems like every animu released since 2004 seems to have at least one character with a prominent snaggle tooth?

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 14:33

It makes Tsuruya cuter. nyoro~n.

What can I do with this tiny paper umbrella now that I've removed it from this rum powered concoction?

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 16:07

Swallow it and then make out with your girlfriend while she writhes on you so that the pointed end of the toothpick can puncture through your intestines into other vital organs as it moves through your digestive tract. I love House, M.D. so much.

Will it ever be lupus?

477 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4910 16:24

It'll never be lupus

Will House ever realise his show is not as good as Scrubs?

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 16:34

No, his twin (Dr Cox) will kill him in the face before he gets the chance.

Can I do it?

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 16:47

No, but you can fake it.

Can anyone recommend a good RPG?

480 Name: Disgruntled : 1993-09-4910 17:02

There are no good RPGs

The president was just kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 17:16

Yes. He treated me to hamburgers.

How do they make those hamburgers anyway?

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 17:54

By grinding beef, adding egg, some breadcrumbs and seasoning, then cooking on a grill. Serve on a bun with appropriate garnish and condiments.

How the hell do you justify $3.50 for a box of Girl Scout Cookies?!

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 18:50

They're made out of real girl scouts.

Is it can it be hugz tiem pleez?

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 10:54

No, no hugs for those who misquote age-old memetry. Seriously, dude.

What's, like, the most tubular of like all the memes around here and like stuff?

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 14:08

I don't understand your question. Next please!

Doesn't Scrubs suck more than House does?

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 15:52

Scrubs is even stupider than Everybody Loves Raymond, which of course, was completely stupid. So yes, it sucks much more.

Why won't anyone accept Monopoly money when I offer it as payment?

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 16:14

You gotta use it in Canada.

Why is this guy so late in turning around our contract?

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 09:57

He's got no hands, and thus cannot effectively manipulate the paper the contract is printed on.

How do I gained access to private area of VIP quality?

489 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-4912 12:00


How do I get out of here?

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 12:15

Take a left at the Grandpa thread, then a right at the second Oppai thread.

Or was it the other way around?

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 18:33

No, you got it right, but you forgot to mention how >489 has to avoid the squeeks thread at all costs.

How do gay people make babies?

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 20:32

Gay magic.

What should I have for lunch?

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 20:56

Gay magic.

What should I wash my dinner down with?

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:19

Gay magic.

What do you call the type of illusionary discipline wherein unexpected and surprising items can be produced from the anus of a man by another man using his no-no?

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:33

Gay magic!

What killed Freddy Mercury?

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:34

Gay magic.


497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:38

Gay magic.

How do I becomes the lesbian, it is?

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:02

Magicu no gayu

What school of magic would be most useful for me to learn?

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:04


Now what?

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:07

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

How do I ruined thread?

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