ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

201 Name: !F/pDqnVIpw : 1993-09-4887 03:44

You mean like Etherchan?

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 06:18

No. "Sysop at 3 Jan 2007: 22:58

Guys, Wikichan has been fun, but your endless and amusing revert wars have caused the entire internet to overload and explode into candy. I will try to keep the wiki open as an archive, but I am afraid that editing is no longer a possibility until I get better hosting. Feel free to dump all wikichan shit into other wikis such as,, and This site will not die, but all great things must come to an end, and unfortunately, the only great thing on this site was the wiki"

What caused (will cause?) the great revert wars of 2007?

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 08:16

Harutards and other DQN punks.

Which is bigger: 2ch user base or WoW user base.

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 09:17

They share the exact same user base, user for user.

What do you think of General?

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 09:52

I give it three stars

If corea eats cat and china eats dog, what does japan eat?

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:39

Japan eat fish. ALIVE

Damn, I'm never any good at this part. What should I be asking about, DQN?

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 11:03

You should be asking about the real identity of MODD.

Who is that MODD, anyway?

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 13:18

Just some power-hungry ass.

Why is it so fucking cold out this morning?

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 13:58


Should I turn the gun on myself?

210 Name: winter : 1993-09-4887 14:45

No, you should wear warm happy mittens.

If the entire California orange crop is destroyed, what will we use for liquid sunshine?

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:46

Mountain Dew.

Who do the voodoo that you do?

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:52

I do, duh.

Whom should I have called the kaiser?

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:42

>>1. He's an idiot

What what what?

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:59

Bumsex Bumsex Bumsex Bumsex

At the end of the day, DQN, why does it always seem to come back to All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)?

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 18:08

Because it's the song that better than any other represents the DQN Spirit, even more than Big Ol' Butt.

Are you dateless again for Valentine's Day?

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 18:47

No, my gun keeps me company.

How much exactly is too much metal for one hand?

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 20:00

That would be roughly the amount that would be impossible to pick up and smash into the side of the head of someone repeating that tired meme.

Just how many bats live in Austin, TX anyway?

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 21:03

Enough bats that some bats were actually... unordered.

Why are the japanese seemingly incapable of good website design?

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 21:08

They all believe in traditional things, so they use web models from 1995 and earlier.

220 Name: NIDA : 1993-09-4887 22:45

@ ΘQΘ@@@
@<RMΝL>@ƒ Corea website superior!

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:32


222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:40

fix it. duh.

Why must you say OH NOES? Is YTMND broken now?

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:41

Fix it I suppose.

How do you think we can best do that?

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:43

You broke the thread again!

Can we get it back on track from here still?

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:55

Not if you fuck it up like that.

Does anyone else have a question?

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:56


Would you laugh if I called this a Depression-Tossed Salad?


227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:13


Why hasn't squeeks written code to direct/confine the 4ch newbs here from whatever boards they're infesting?

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:16

One can only assume Squeeks is a busy man.

How do I return font settings to defaults?

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:34

It depends on what browser you're using. For Firefox, Tools => Options => Content.

I'm a 4-ch newb. How can I be less offensive to your august personalities than might be typical?

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:38

It's all because of you,
I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away,
Now my life is just a rainy day and I love you so,
How much you'll never know
You've gone away and left me lonely.

How's that for an answer, >>229?

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:39

Post Grandpa and sage every thread you see because it's not good enough for you.

What are those fake bacon bit things made out of?

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:56

they're made out of QUIT PRE-EMPTING ME you jackass. Or something.

Why do they taste so good?

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:23

Because fake bacon bits have some level of real bacon included.

Will a tax on stupid people cure the national debt?

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:00

Probably. Early tests of the Stupid Tax in Las Vegas have been encouraging.

Where are my car keys?

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:01

I have them, sucka!

Want 'em?

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:05

Well, yeah.

What's that smell? Is that you?

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:55

I hope not.

What does it smell like?

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 04:48


Who farted?

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 05:06

How the fuck am I supposed to get up at 5:30AM every morning?

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 06:02

Become a speed freak.

Why does it burn when I pee?

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 07:30

You got it from the toilet seat.

Why is it called "breaking wind" when the only thing broken is silence?

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 11:32

Clearly you're not asking the wind's opinion.

How would DQN cure the sniffles?

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 13:56

By snorting silica gel from the little packet that says "Do not consume". That'll dry up those sinuses, u betcha!

Do you have to be born to enjoying durian, or can you learn to like it?

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 19:28

Durian can be enjoyed as early as the second trimester, though one's ability to enjoy it is a sign of sufficiently good health that they will be born anyways.

What will the next question be?

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 20:36

Let's find out, shall we?

Is this a god question?

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 21:05

It would need a church and worshippers before it could claim that title.

What will life be like in 2500?

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 21:42

Nabokov's "Invitation to a Beheading."

Where did I go wrong?

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 22:30

I do believe that a more time-efficient question would be "where did I go right?", to which the answer would be "nowhere".

Am I a cool, intelligent, witty, smug bastard or what?

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 22:37

Possibly intelligent, nowhere near as witty as you think you are, and yes, quite smug. I will not comment on your parentage or "coolness".

What is your quest?

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 23:44

To find the holy grail

Who gets along better, Japan and Korea, or England and France?

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 00:40

England and France, since there's no ocean separating them.

What's the best way to make any mundane subject into something controversial?

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:33

Liberal use of ad-hominem attacks, conservative use of facts to back up you're point.

Did you see what I did there?

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 05:13

Yes, you said "Liberal use of ad-hominem attacks, conservative use of facts to back up you are point."

Was my grammar correction subtle enough?

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 06:43

No. I only had to read it 3 times to notice it.

If 7up is 100% natural NOW, what was it BEFORE?

255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 07:00

Tainted by high fructose corn syrup. Oh, wait.

Which Wikipedia page should I vandalize next?

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 07:27

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 09:25

No, the shrine I built in your honour is something normal that everyone does.

Why don't the birds sing anymore?

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 11:57

Because you shot them all.

Why 2-ch is shutting down?

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 13:10

It's crumbling under the weight of news4vip

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 13:23

Damn, it even broke this thread.

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262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:34

No, that will be all, thank you.

Is it a healthy idea to live off of freebasing ramen if I can't afford any better?

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:46

Not really, because of the damage it will do to your lungs. I suggest you stick to snorting the flavor packet.

If I keep my tritium glow-keychain in my front pocket, do I risk my potential offspring becoming hideous mutants?

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 17:09

No, you risk your potential offspring becoming powerful superheroes
who shame their nobody parents with there Bergeronesque excellence.

Will I win the lottery today?

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:44

Doubtful, since I bought the winning ticket

In retrospect, isn't it obvious that Tim Burton's Willy Wonka is the superior version?

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 20:17

I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it.

What seperates a good fetish from a bad one?

267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:31

Wether it's mine, or wether it's yours.

Hiring a prostitute...especially if you're someone who's pathetic is that?

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 23:10

Only as pathetic as the sex.

Is Mystery Science Theatre 3000 any good?

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 23:54


What motivates someone like >>268 to ask such a stupid question?

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 04:43

his mother.

what do you get when you cross an operating room and a pentagram?

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 11:03

A nurse-proof maze.

What do you get when you cross an operating room and Pentagon?

272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 15:06

A secret alien headquarters.

How do I cure melancholy?

273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 15:41

Seek out Aliens, Time Travelers, Espers, Sliders, and play with them!

If Hillary just tossed her hat into the ring, what kind of hat was it?

274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 16:26

A lesbohat!

What the fuck is a lesbohat?

275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:12

A rainbow fedora, presuming Hillary is butch. Otherwise a pink bowler hat.

276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:13

A Portmanteau word consisting of slang for a lesbian and an article of clothing.

Was this answer helpful?

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:21

No, it failed to tell whether Hillary is Butch.

Is Bill the Sundance Kid?

278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 20:19

what what what

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 22:16

"Some answer", because if I don't next girl will answer anyways.

So what happened to dqn and The Elitist Superstructure?

280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 22:48

i stopped visiting dqn for a while. i am the elitist superstructure.

will i ever find a girl who is not a complete idiot and will go out with me?

281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 23:37

I don't see how that could ever occur, really. Just suck it up.

What is Squeeks' real name?

282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 02:12

It is .. <static noise> ... e <more static noise + black and white film effect>

what happens if you ride in a nissan patrol for 12 hours?

283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 07:36

You get your card stamped. Get 10 stamps and you 10% off price when you Nissan Skyline GT-R.

What the hell happened to my English?

284 Name: ‚d‚u‚n ‚h‚r ‚m‚nD1 : 1993-09-4891 08:00

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 15:25

>>283 It began deteriorating the second you were introduced to the internet.

Why doesn't my browser have a spelling/grammer checker?

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 16:18

>>285 You get what you pay for. Or not, as the case may be.

Why isn't there a such thing as a free lunch?

287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:11

Because then we wouldn't have an awesome acronym like TANSTAAFL.

Tom Jones, greatest artist or greatest artist?

288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:15


How do you pronounce HIMEOBS?

289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:45

Princess Zero Bullshit

Sierra Hotel is sooper sikrit code for...?

290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 19:43

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:52

Because there are not DQNers here. All we have are some ELitists.

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 15:17

>>290 Because most of us are antisocial bastards who couldn't deal with real-time interaction.

That being the case, why don't more people join #4-ch on ?

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:05

>>292 because 4-ch is a hikikomori community !

Why hasn't anyone come out with any truly awesome music in over ten years?

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:11

Purely to spite your nostalgia-addicted backside.

What happens if a diamond falls into a black hole?

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:30

It hits rock bottom

How long will it take for me to get citizenship in japan?

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:41

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES... oh, wait. Five years, I think.

I gave up some territory, but I was allowed to retain a few leads to try to close them this quarter. I'm beginning to realize that I had forecasted a bit optimistically. Anyway, what do you do to maintain your Positive Mental Attitude?

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 22:43

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298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 22:48

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299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 11:22

@ _ @Ώ
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(@ίƒŽί)œc@You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 11:41

Don't be sexist. You bastard.

How many girls post to DQN, anyway?

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