What happened to 1000get?!
No. "Sysop at 3 Jan 2007: 22:58
Guys, Wikichan has been fun, but your endless and amusing revert wars have caused the entire internet to overload and explode into candy. I will try to keep the wiki open as an archive, but I am afraid that editing is no longer a possibility until I get better hosting. Feel free to dump all wikichan shit into other wikis such as etherchan.info, wikichan.org, and wikipedia.org. This site will not die, but all great things must come to an end, and unfortunately, the only great thing on this site was the wiki"
What caused (will cause?) the great revert wars of 2007?
Harutards and other DQN punks.
Which is bigger: 2ch user base or WoW user base.
They share the exact same user base, user for user.
What do you think of General?
I give it three stars
If corea eats cat and china eats dog, what does japan eat?
Japan eat fish. ALIVE
Damn, I'm never any good at this part. What should I be asking about, DQN?
You should be asking about the real identity of MODD.
Who is that MODD, anyway?
Just some power-hungry ass.
Why is it so fucking cold out this morning?
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
Should I turn the gun on myself?
No, you should wear warm happy mittens.
If the entire California orange crop is destroyed, what will we use for liquid sunshine?
Mountain Dew.
Who do the voodoo that you do?
I do, duh.
Whom should I have called the kaiser?
Bumsex Bumsex Bumsex Bumsex
At the end of the day, DQN, why does it always seem to come back to All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)?
Because it's the song that better than any other represents the DQN Spirit, even more than Big Ol' Butt.
Are you dateless again for Valentine's Day?
No, my gun keeps me company.
How much exactly is too much metal for one hand?
That would be roughly the amount that would be impossible to pick up and smash into the side of the head of someone repeating that tired meme.
Just how many bats live in Austin, TX anyway?
Enough bats that some bats were actually... unordered.
Why are the japanese seemingly incapable of good website design?
>>218
They all believe in traditional things, so they use web models from 1995 and earlier.
OH NOES THEY BROKE THE THREAD!
WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?zorz
fix it. duh.
Why must you say OH NOES? Is YTMND broken now?
Fix it I suppose.
How do you think we can best do that?
You broke the thread again!
Can we get it back on track from here still?
Not if you fuck it up like that.
Does anyone else have a question?
Yep.
Would you laugh if I called this a Depression-Tossed Salad?
orzorz
No.
Why hasn't squeeks written code to direct/confine the 4ch newbs here from whatever boards they're infesting?
One can only assume Squeeks is a busy man.
How do I return font settings to defaults?
It depends on what browser you're using. For Firefox, Tools => Options => Content.
I'm a 4-ch newb. How can I be less offensive to your august personalities than might be typical?
It's all because of you,
I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away,
Now my life is just a rainy day and I love you so,
How much you'll never know
You've gone away and left me lonely.
How's that for an answer, >>229?
Post Grandpa and sage every thread you see because it's not good enough for you.
What are those fake bacon bit things made out of?
they're made out of QUIT PRE-EMPTING ME you jackass. Or something.
Why do they taste so good?
Because fake bacon bits have some level of real bacon included.
Will a tax on stupid people cure the national debt?
Probably. Early tests of the Stupid Tax in Las Vegas have been encouraging.
Where are my car keys?
I have them, sucka!
Want 'em?
Well, yeah.
What's that smell? Is that you?
I hope not.
What does it smell like?
vanilla
Who farted?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1168145969/22
How the fuck am I supposed to get up at 5:30AM every morning?
>>239
Become a speed freak.
Why does it burn when I pee?
>>240
You got it from the toilet seat.
Why is it called "breaking wind" when the only thing broken is silence?
>>241
Clearly you're not asking the wind's opinion.
How would DQN cure the sniffles?
By snorting silica gel from the little packet that says "Do not consume". That'll dry up those sinuses, u betcha!
Do you have to be born to enjoying durian, or can you learn to like it?
>>243
Durian can be enjoyed as early as the second trimester, though one's ability to enjoy it is a sign of sufficiently good health that they will be born anyways.
What will the next question be?
Let's find out, shall we?
Is this a god question?
It would need a church and worshippers before it could claim that title.
What will life be like in 2500?
Nabokov's "Invitation to a Beheading."
Where did I go wrong?
I do believe that a more time-efficient question would be "where did I go right?", to which the answer would be "nowhere".
Am I a cool, intelligent, witty, smug bastard or what?
Possibly intelligent, nowhere near as witty as you think you are, and yes, quite smug. I will not comment on your parentage or "coolness".
What is your quest?
To find the holy grail
Who gets along better, Japan and Korea, or England and France?
England and France, since there's no ocean separating them.
What's the best way to make any mundane subject into something controversial?
Liberal use of ad-hominem attacks, conservative use of facts to back up you're point.
Did you see what I did there?
Yes, you said "Liberal use of ad-hominem attacks, conservative use of facts to back up you are point."
Was my grammar correction subtle enough?
No. I only had to read it 3 times to notice it.
If 7up is 100% natural NOW, what was it BEFORE?
Tainted by high fructose corn syrup. Oh, wait.
Which Wikipedia page should I vandalize next?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squeak_Piggy_Squeak
Obsess much?
No, the shrine I built in your honour is something normal that everyone does.
Why don't the birds sing anymore?
Because you shot them all.
Why 2-ch is shutting down?
It's crumbling under the weight of news4vip
Damn, it even broke this thread.
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Is it a healthy idea to live off of freebasing ramen if I can't afford any better?
Not really, because of the damage it will do to your lungs. I suggest you stick to snorting the flavor packet.
If I keep my tritium glow-keychain in my front pocket, do I risk my potential offspring becoming hideous mutants?
No, you risk your potential offspring becoming powerful superheroes
who shame their nobody parents with there Bergeronesque excellence.
Will I win the lottery today?
Doubtful, since I bought the winning ticket
In retrospect, isn't it obvious that Tim Burton's Willy Wonka is the superior version?
I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it.
What seperates a good fetish from a bad one?
Wether it's mine, or wether it's yours.
Hiring a prostitute...especially if you're someone who's famous...how pathetic is that?
Only as pathetic as the sex.
Is Mystery Science Theatre 3000 any good?
Definitely.
What motivates someone like >>268 to ask such a stupid question?
his mother.
what do you get when you cross an operating room and a pentagram?
A nurse-proof maze.
What do you get when you cross an operating room and Pentagon?
A secret alien headquarters.
How do I cure melancholy?
Seek out Aliens, Time Travelers, Espers, Sliders, and play with them!
If Hillary just tossed her hat into the ring, what kind of hat was it?
A lesbohat!
What the fuck is a lesbohat?
>>274
A rainbow fedora, presuming Hillary is butch. Otherwise a pink bowler hat.
A Portmanteau word consisting of slang for a lesbian and an article of clothing.
Was this answer helpful?
No, it failed to tell whether Hillary is Butch.
Is Bill the Sundance Kid?
what what what
>>277
"Some answer", because if I don't next girl will answer anyways.
So what happened to dqn and The Elitist Superstructure?
will i ever find a girl who is not a complete idiot and will go out with me?
I don't see how that could ever occur, really. Just suck it up.
What is Squeeks' real name?
It is .. <static noise> ... e <more static noise + black and white film effect>
what happens if you ride in a nissan patrol for 12 hours?
You get your card stamped. Get 10 stamps and you 10% off price when you Nissan Skyline GT-R.
What the hell happened to my English?
>>283 It began deteriorating the second you were introduced to the internet.
Why doesn't my browser have a spelling/grammer checker?
Because then we wouldn't have an awesome acronym like TANSTAAFL.
Tom Jones, greatest artist or greatest artist?
Both
How do you pronounce HIMEOBS?
Princess Zero Bullshit
Sierra Hotel is sooper sikrit code for...?
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi104_for/flash_gikopoi.html
Why aren't there more DQNers there?
>>290
Because there are not DQNers here. All we have are some ELitists.
>>290 Because most of us are antisocial bastards who couldn't deal with real-time interaction.
That being the case, why don't more people join #4-ch on irc.zirc.org ?
>>292 because 4-ch is a hikikomori community !
Why hasn't anyone come out with any truly awesome music in over ten years?
Purely to spite your nostalgia-addicted backside.
What happens if a diamond falls into a black hole?
It hits rock bottom
How long will it take for me to get citizenship in japan?
IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES... oh, wait. Five years, I think.
I gave up some territory, but I was allowed to retain a few leads to try to close them this quarter. I'm beginning to realize that I had forecasted a bit optimistically. Anyway, what do you do to maintain your Positive Mental Attitude?
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(@ίί)c@Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!
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(@ίί)c@You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?
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(@ίί)c@Oppai threads don't work in Western forums because we are too individualistic!
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(@ίί)c@You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?
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Don't be sexist. You bastard.
How many girls post to DQN, anyway?