What happened to 1000get?!
Always. No exceptions.
What would be the best methoWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?
GAH!!!!!!!
Is a punch in the stomach an appropriate response to "Gao"?
I HOPE YOU LEFT ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH.
Uho! Io otoko?
I'm so bishy, I'm considered an attractive nuisance.
If I see the Squeeks traveling on the road, should I kill him?
Splatter the bastard.
Can I use Squeeks as manure for my fields?
He'd enjoy it; his self-loathing is evident.
Did you view the source yet?
Nah, that sort of thing is for code-monkeys. I'm proud to not be a goddamned back-office code-monkey!
How many pointy-haired bosses does it take to screw up a project?
Just you, I think.
How come nobody can get "that guy" (you know who I'm talking about) fired?
Because he's actually working for the CIA.
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Daddy Cool, and he maintains a private area of VIP quality ;)
Why do I always forget to append a question at the end of my solution?
Because you do not deem 4-ch worthy to answer your esoteric questions.
How do I deal with life?
Hara-kiri
Or is it Seppuku?
Who cares as long it ends his pathetic life.
Do you have an equally pathetic life?
>>331
no, i became an hero years ago
is it true that if i fap more than 5 times in one hour i will cum blood?
No, the record for most orgasms in one hour is held by a 14 year old boy and is about 24.
Why is DQN so cool?
>>333
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BECAUSE WE LIKE MITTENS SILLY
Why do i miss nadia the secret of blue water so much?
>>334 I have no idea, because you can always purchase the R1 DVDs.
Why don't college students swallow goldfish anymore?
>>335 The risk of choking on the goldfish. Not funny, man.
What happens if you get into one little fight with the guys who are up to no good?
>>336 Since they are no-good for nothings they run away screaming.
Gawd I'm tired, how do I stop posting and go to sleep?
Use windowcleaner to increase your speed.
How do I got rid of tripfags?
You don't. They persist long after anonymous has fled.
How do I get these damned tea stains out of my mug?
Mix chlorine with bleach. Works like a charm!
How come there isn't a 2-episode animu named Chlorine?
Because of the Coreans. They take the animator jobs.
Why does sleeping in a closed room with a fan kill people?
Because people sleepwalk, sleep ladder climb, and the sleep get head cut off.
If Jimmy crack corn and no one cares, why was a song written about it?
If Jimmy had smoked crack instead, it would've been banned by the RIAA.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
ZOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Considering that we're all Eternal Septemberists, do you regularly read rec.humor.oracle?
Not regularly, but I occasionally like to persue the digests. You owe the oracle 12 pieces of oak wood.
If I created a magazine all about internet subculture, an e-zine, and published it monthly, would you subscribe? What price would you pay?
Mostly my sanity and my attention span. Is there really such a thing as an 'internet subculture' when the internet casts as wide a net as it does? There's more of an Internet Culture which has budded a large number of subcultures, but I'd no more call, say, otokukin a part of Internet Culture as I'd call Goths a part of Society. As for paying, hey, the internet wants to be FREE!
Do you prefer cool or warm fluorescent tubes?
Warm, because they're so cool.
How do I get these, uh, stains out of my wedding gown? I really need it tomorrow!
There's no time! Cancel the wedding to stall for time, and stage an elaborate robbery so you can get a new one.
When I close my eyes, I see many things. Yet, when I open them, I see nothing. What am I?
>>348
Blinded by excess masturbation.
If the mythbusters challenged the urban legend "You can do anything you want as long as you put your mind to it."?
They'd blow themselves up making a massive explosion.
What would George W Bush do if he met a Klingon?
call him Kahless
Are klingon incisors sharp?
>>352 understands the only way to make a thread popular.
Leave?
No, I've still got a lot of sunlight to collect.
What would I find if I were to examine the crack in the cave wall?
Nothing. You have to blow it up to find something.
So what's behind the wall?
A new car!!!
What am I likely to be eaten by?
bears
is it creepy to love snacks for his gentle and playful spirit?
yes but coda is better
how do i keep people from gikopoi out of here?
Draw the chalk circle and chant the incantation, of course.
How do I get my cat to lose weight?
Stop feeding it so much. Get a clue,
Is a teddy bear holding a heart a good Valentine's gift?
Yes. Preferably still beating.
Whose heart should you use for it?
The bear's own heart.
Is this manly? Y/N
Only if you extracted the bear's heart with nothing but your bare hands.
How can I become more manly?
Linear Algebra.
0 / 0 = ?
Hey! I think it equals 1...no...ZERO!
OH SHI-?!?
No, because 0 / 0 = ? is clearly somebody wearing glasses.
Who is hiding behind the glasses?
A person who isn't bulletproof.
Can I stay home from work tomorrow?
if carl says its okay
carl is this okay?
RIP carl 1993-1993
Who will approve >>367's day off if carl is dead?
>>367 should simply call into work with a vision problem.
Can you see going to work?
I can't see myself going to work.
What is a hikikomori?
A very sweaty monkey.
Shouldn't half of this thread be in a FAQ section?
Yes.
But which FAQ section?
The "miscellaneous"section.
What should I name my lawful character, neutral character, and chaotic character in Shin Megami Tensei?
Moe, Larry and Curly, respectively.
Do you have any good idea for a tax write-off that the IRS won't find suspicious?
Yes, donate mittens to charity. The IRS won't dare suspect your kindhearted mittenism.
Why does my bellybutton feel so funny all of a sudden?
You're cosplaying as the Vis-tan variant that's been infecting /os/
What useful things can I do with my navel lint?
You can always use it as a poultice if you cut your finger.
How many boxes of Pocky can a sheep eat at a single sitting?
I wasn't aware sheep would eat Pocky. I think it's cardboard.
Now, how many boxes of Pocky can a weeaboo eat at a single sitting?
None, they'd all be busy paddling each other yelling Weeaboo! Weeaboo! Weeaboo!
Is Al Gore America's greatest president or America's greatest president ?
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Reboot?
Ignore.
Why am I getting my ass kicked in Oblivion so much?
Because you're not oblivious to the world around you.
Who is the smexy?
There is no such smexy.
Why is Dr. Phil such a douche?
He has more relevant knowledge now than you will ever have for the duration of your life.
What would you do if you found 10bux on the ground?
Hide it from Lowtax.
Is it true that the year 1993 will end on the 5000th day?
There's already strong evidence that it has not been 1993 for over a decade, though government scientists seek to minimize the impact of that revelation.
How have you spun information lately?
This is Sean Hannity from Fox News, and we only report the news in a fair and balanced fashion.
How long will it be until the liberal media conspiracy ends?
It will reign until a band of plucky young conservatives gather the three sacred pillars of republicanism and destroy the media tyrant from the lower hells, known to us as Al Gore.
Should I be making contracts with demons?
Only if you get everything in writing. An oral contract isn't worth the parchment it's printed on.
Do I have to sacrifice the cat?
Red colored Kool-Aid will suffice for most demons.
Just what are a TSUDZU and a DELTA?
They are the things that MOJIBAKE WARRIOR BUN uses to spread mojibake throughout the world.
δ三 ← DELTA
三三三つづ ← TSUDZU
Why does Wikichan break so much?
I believe it boils down to being a monetary issue.
What the fuck is mojibake?
Not quite.
Is つづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづ a mojibake?
I'm pretty sure it's just moji in its raw, uncooked form.
Where did the expressions "animu" and "hentae" originate?
A mockery of the wapanese language!
"Hentai" is an English word now, don't you agree?
test
acknowledged.
Pass or Fail?
( ´ω`) ....bastard.
(・∀・) You got 400GET, grandpa! Why are you cursing?
( ´ω`) but you are one your mother was a slut
why is the sky blue?
A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.
What does it mean if I can kiss my elbow?
That you dislocated your shoulder.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do people ask these questions of me?
(・∀・) Actually, I was talking to grandpa.
( ´ω`) WHY don't you go play in traffic?
(・∀・) This thread isn't the right thread
How much is your mass?
More than you can afford, bub.
What happens when a car, made of diamond, hits a wall which is also made of diamond, at 120 kilometers per hour?
It explodes in a HORRIBLE KABLOOEY! sha-bang!
Where can I learn to speak Wapanese?
your doing it right now
how do i get up in the morning?
get what up in the morning?
By lifting your head of off the pillow, pulling off the comforter, and stepping into your slippers.
Why is a soft-bristle toothbrush better than firm?
because I will it so
why do androids dream of electric sheep?
Mostly because Rossum's Universal Robots built their largest factory in New Zealand.
What's your favorite mutton recipe?
Muton Roshi... yes the man in dragonball
what flavour am I?
Cherry Girl!
Soshite otokotte rodeo wo
Umaku nori ko nasa nakya
Ikura abaretetemo
Atashitachi ga oshiete ageru
What's the deal with Saitama, anyway?
Higher than average number of wierd news stories come out of Saitama.
What the fuck is spoobnumby?