What happened to 1000get?!
Gay magic.
I'm too scared to answer questions properly =(. What should I do?
Homosexual Witchcraft.
What's for lunch?
Chinese food, which travels in underground pipelines throughout the world, and that is why it tastes the same everywhere.
I want some Chinese food. (Yes, I know that's not a question. Just answer it already.)
Gay magic.
Did you like my answer?
Gay magic.
Gay magic desu ka?
Iie. Haado geii majiko desu ne.
Is the Internet really a series of tubes?
YES, and it is NOT a truck that you just dump everything in it.
What happens if i put a horadric staff in a horadric Cube?
Gay magic.
Does anyone care that I'm really the person who created "Gay magic", and not >>509?
It transmute to gay magic.
Fallopian tubes or just tubular tubes?
Tubes of the gay variety.
Why are niggers black?
Gay nigger magic.
Why hasn't >>525 realized that I was the one who replied again with "gay magic", even though he might have first used the original phrase?
I don't know, but it clicked with me as well.
How can I become a drag queen?
Dress up like a woman.
How do I not ansewer what you expect?
You didn't resort to using that phrase.
Is it true that the coming of 1994 will be heralded by signs and great omens?
Yes, plenty of gay magic.
You sick of this homosexual warlock agenda yet?
You can't get sick of gay magic. That's impossible.
Would you like some more?
Gay magic? Sure!
Has this thread just become the mystical bumsex thread?
It's moar liek the Arcade Bumstead thread.
Amirite?
No. You are not.
Why do some evil corporate bastards use artificial vanilla instead of the real thing?
Artificial vanilla instead of gay magic? Yes, those bastards!
Why is my laptop no longer working?
It was running on gay magic.
What else could it be?
A poofter warlock might've put a hex on it.
Get it? Laptop? Computer? "hex"?
I don't get it so I'll pull out my trump card: gay magic!
Did you get any chocolate?
No, I'm all out of gay mana to cast a chocolate gay magic spell.
Is it a good idea to post on DQN all day instead of search for love on this Valentine's Day?
Your search for love would be completely fruitless, so no, nothing is wasted.
Do we truly have nothing left to aspire to? Are we really just shells of human beings waiting one day at a time for oblivion to come?
Sometimes, the truth hurts, dear...
Does the truth hurt?
Only when the truth is gay magic.
Should I ask this one girl to be my Valentine? I'm pretty sure she'd say yes, but she lives 1500 miles away.
Only if you have some magical way of having sex with her 1500 miles away.
What's with this "gay magic" shit?
DQN needs a Christian enema.
Do you 'yahoo'?
No, not since Brokeback Mountain.
How sad is this, dicking around on DQN on valentine's day when I could be spending money on officially romantic crap on a corporate-designed faux holiday?
Really sad, almost as sad as the anti-corporate rationalisation you give for being a hikki.
Is 'hikki' an appropriate short form of 'hikkomori'?
I'm not anwsering your stupid question because you need to leave here.
Will you be my valentine?
Not after that.
Will you be my valentine?
Oh you cad, your gay magic has charmed me (^ 3^) Mwa!
Where shall we go for our first date?
Pow! Zip! Right to the moon!
The sitcom form hasn't evolved much over the years, has it?
An argument could be made that content follows the Zeitgeist in such a way that the immutability of some of the conventions works as a metaphor for that of human nature.
Is there a secret I'm just not getting to efficiently picking your nose with your pinky finger?
Not really. The pinky is not flexible enough for precision nasal excavations. Experts recommend that the pinky be relegated to either the swinging of weeaboo-enabled sword replicas or the casting of cup-related gay magic.
So how was your valentine's day?
It had too much gay magic.
How was yours?
It didn't have enough gay magic.
How was your Valentine's Day, >>557?
I had a lot of fun looking at lolicon all day. It truly was a day of love.
Will Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura ever love me as much as I love her?
No fucking way.
Am I cute?
No fucking way.
Yes fucking away?
I mean, I guess.
Has anyone bought lots of cheap chocolate today?
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That's not actually a question. So it can't be answered. So this isn't an answer.
How come MODD doesn't strike these flooders down with harsh vengeance?
Because this is DQN, and he would have to use gay magic.
Why is my cat going bald on her belly and ass?
You shave your pussy.
Should I create a wiki article on "Gay Magic" for giggles?
No
Should loli be legalized?
Yes, but screenshot it before it dies.
How long will the article last?
Until October.
What is the password?
Your Mom
What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?
54 in base 13.
What is the ultimate question?
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer a question with another question, it is against my programming.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
"What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?"
So the answer is 41? Am I stupid or something?
No, your math skills are rusty.
What should we do about !-san?
!
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I'm on your board spamming it up the way yu spammed up mine. Not as much fun when it's YOU on the recieving end, is it?
I don't know, responding to a single thread invasion with a one-man invasion is sort of tasteful.
How should I decorate my immaturity mansion?
With glorious spam.
I think that the immaturity mansion is the place to be. What should I do to convince the other elitists to follow me there?
I dunno. Maybe we should change our name to "The Immaturity Mansion of DQN"
Is that a ridiculous idea or what?
I don't know, it's been done before.
But how would the Elitist Superstructure react?
Unknowable, since the reaction would be indistinguishable from random occurrance.
How come DQN is the slowest board on 4-ch?
Not many are willing to brave the path to the Immaturity Mansion.
How far must I travel until I reach its very doors?
The Immaturity Mansion is as far away as the farthest arcade, yet as close as your Xbox controller.
Am I qualified to enter?
It depends on the order of you social structure.
Is your social structure superstructure quality, or merely substructure quality?
They disbanded over a disagreement about what sort of pizza to order.
Is Phoenix Wright the best game for the DS?
No. Both Castlevania are.
How could anybody disagree with this?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHEN You've discoverd the unending joy of Phoenix Wright, everything else seems inferior.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are you doing it wrong?
Because doing it right isn't rewarding.
How will we cheer Squeeks up, now that he's feeling all emo?
Tokugawa.
What do you think about the number 2993?
its kinda gay.
how can I refrain from using 4chan memes in questions and answers that is the epicness of dqn?
It's a long way to Tipperary, it's a long way to go.
How long is long?
Why did we suddenly switch to asking the question before giving the answer?
Gay magic.
That's pretty homosexual.
Shouldn't we resume?
Yes.
How old is Grandpa?
( ´ω`) How old am I?
Z.
Canb anyone recommend some really hard RPGs?
Fallout 2
Capital of punishment?
Washington D.C.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
14.
What does "chotto" mean?
It's a verb predicate preparing to point to a person/place/thing/direction that someone/something is "chotting".
Where do you chot to?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6fpgp6CJo Daddy Cool!
Should this go out on the next DQN soundtrack?
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When will Duke Nukem Forever come out?
Divide infinity by 0.00 for your answer.
Wait, there was a first DQN Soundtrack?
It will go platinum if we unite our wills and hearts as one.
Is this game DQN quality? http://youtube.com/watch?v=4eWGeO_IYHo
Hey! No linking to the extranet, you silly fool!
When will the remix album be released?
Did I post in the right topic?
No.
Should we change the name of the DQN board? Perhaps back to the Forbidden Garden of DQN?
I think it should be the Gay Magic of DQN instead.
What the fuck was that, Elwood?
A very bizarre meme.
What about The Immaturity Mansion of DQN?
The immaturity mansion isnt that popular, sadly.
Why did I do it for the lols?