What happened to 1000get?!
The answer is (and always will be, to every question) 42
Why do all the Grand Theft Auto sequels have at least 5 continuity errors?
42.
Is 42 funny?
No. Way to ruin a 900GET, loser.
Are tripcodes funny?
Yeah!
You saw my tripcode?
No. Selective blindness. Obliviatus flatulens, as the doc calls it.
What's the opposite of a yellow submarine?
Two iguanas in serparate jars filled with cornflakes.
Will I ever be able to play the piano again?
It is a possibility. First you are going to have to overcome the PTSD caused by getting your finger stuck between two keys.
That's not a question.
What's wrong with you!?
Because one bad thing happening to good people just isnt fair.
Whats the best way to masturbate?
Riding the city bus wearing a hoodie and lace panties.
how does a polar bear know what apples is?!
Because the zookeeper fed it to them before.
Why is the bus so late?
Because the world hates you and wants you to suffer.
Why have all my friends gone to Barcelona at the same time? It's not like they know eachother.
That's what they want you to think. Your friends are all members of the bavarian illuminati and seek to put the world, and you, beneath their fiendish feet.
If the universe keeps expanding, how come my chocolate bar isn't getting bigger?
Because you're eating it too quickly.
Would you rather be followed by 40 ducks for the rest of your life?
Yeah, I would! Juicy gamey duck meat for the rest of my life.
Why does everything have to have an end?
Without ends, there'd be no buttsex. That is clearly impossible.
How do I get out of a locked safe from the inside?
Most lockables have a glow in the dark handle that unlocks it.
If a business only deals with nanomachines, doesn't that mean it will always be a small business?
Small business usually refers to income, taxes, whether the company is public or private and so on, basically a measure of the average value of a company, and not the size of their products. So, no.
How do I catch a Golden Pidgey?
PRO TIP: Catch it until its cought
Want fries with that?
Yeah, and supersize it!
How do I lose 5kg? it's almost swimsuit season!
Eat a tapeworm egg.
I'm a guy. How do I make myself look sexy in a bikini?
Get Lorena Bobbit to make your wang fit better.
Ha sKim Jong Il ever seen the movie Team America World Police?
no, skim is a type of milk and therefore unable to patronize the theater.
do you love me?
how about that 1000 get ?
Its not as gay as YMCA
Is 4-ch Vip quality?
Not only VIP, but also DQN and Elitist
Would fapping break a vow of chastity?
No, but it might break a vow of silence.
How come there's 6 eggs in a carton rather than 8 or 4?
Because i created it to be that way <(ºƒÖ º;)!
How come this is so VIP ?
Because everyone loves unoriginal threads.
Why am I so addicted to 4-ch?
It's that old secret sauce and special herbs that keeps it tasty, fresh, and you wanting more and more and more!
Why don't people understand that if they want quality support, they have to pay for it somehow?
They're so used to QUALITY support that they've begun to fend for themselves in that "cute until they bite your head off", mildly superstitious way.
What happens when they gain enough confidence to do work on AC power lines?
They won't think. They'll feel, and be electrocuted.
What would they do without that confidence?
They'd not think, feel, and be tanasinn.
Is one truly the loneliest number? I thought 0 would be.
Zero is a uniter, not a divider.
Anyway, what's so good about today?
Nothing.
Why is there so much gay magic here now?
Because you, and only you, keep posting about it.
Why do people with no sense of humor insist on trying to be funny?
Humans have a natural tendency to reach out for what they can't have.
Why do I keep hearing people say we have three-dimensional vision?
Because they don't understand how the eye works.
Where am I?
DQN on 4-ch.net. The address bar on your Internet browser is your friend.
Who are you?
I Am.
Snoo Snoo?
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
What will life like be in the year 3000?
There will be no year 3000. It all ends in 2012. DUHHH.
Why?
Because I said so.
Why ask why?
Because we're stuck at the level of a 3-year old, who likes to get a reaction out of their parents by repeatedly asking why.
Why?
Because.
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me; don't hurt me, no more.
What's your favorite song ever?
Bless yourself bleed.
Have you heard of it?
No. Go lock yourself in a room with no water or food for two weeks, please.
Why is no one smart enough to hold an interesting conversation with me?
Rotten lettuce. That's why.
Why am I so smart?
Rotten lettuce. That's why.
Why am I so smart?
Gay magic.
What will we do when Squeeks' absence causes the levels of DQN QUALITY to sink even further?
We will finally be able to achieve 1000GET.
Will the magic of 1000GET ever grace us?
No. The world will end at the exact same time the >>999 post is made.
Is Pink a good colour for mittens?
Pink cannot colour your mittens as she is not skilled with fabric dyes.
Why do space aliens only abduct hillbillies?
Better-cultured individuals wouldn't be able to fully appreciate the fine nuances involved in a high-class probin'.
Why does it have to always be "number two"?
Because you cannot carry "number one" in a sieve.
What will happen in 31 days?
>>956
If these trends continue, 1500get.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
August.
How come people think sliced bread is so great?
There are three kinds of bread: bread, sliced bread, and chunks of Jesus which aren't easily converted to sandwich form.
Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?
Squeeks did.
Who put their penis in my peanut butter jar?
Fill the depression with wax, and allow to cool in the refrigerator. Afterwards, you can remove it, and compare it to your roommates to discover the culprit.
Why am I sticking to the roof of your girlfriend's mouth?
Because she is a GTS.
when will Africa be free from dictatorships?
When the people realize that everyone has the government they choose.
How long is it until lunchtime?
It is now lunchtime, go eat some cock.
How long is a piece of string?
As long as Longcat.
Would that mean that an infinitely long Longcat plays with an infinitely long string?
No, and Longcut fucking cuts you up for asking such a stupid question.
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I don't know -AAAARRRRRRRGH
How the hell am I going to get out of this very deep gorge?
I suppose that if you find several European swallows, and a large amount of vines, you can use them to fly you back to where you belong
Would an expedition to Jupiter be great for fitness freaks that can never lift enough weight?
Considering that Jupiter is a gas giant and has an incredibly poisonous atmosphere... most definitely!
Can you play "Chopsticks" using a pair of chopsticks?
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Aside from that, sure you can, but you must be prepared to deal with the damage to your ivories.
I've been collecting Peeps, one from each year. Annually, I write the year on a peep with a sharpie, and put it on the shelf. I currently have hardened Peeps going back to 2000. Do YOU have a curious collection?
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Why yes, >>972, your rhythm IS off. Keep working on it.
Will bluetooth cause permanent damage?
Only if you don't brush daily.
Should I go back to bed?
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>>974 Yes, but I don't think you will. "Should" implies that you know it is something you don't want to do.
How can I be an individualist?
Ask everyone you know, make a sort of average of their answers, and follow that to the letter.
Can you do that?
Not really, no, too much work.
Are demons awesome?
No! tht hakkor wunt stopp emailin me, and i thing hes deleten my nu mails b4 I can reed them.
Who was boss? Tony or Angela?
To be perfectly frank, it was Bruce Springsteen.
What other phrases mean "I was lying to you"?
Phrases indicative of lying include "April fools!", "That's the ticket!", and "No means NO!"
If Gojira was real and attacked Tokyo, what would he destroy first?
Saitama! Saitama!
Are we talking about the Japanese Gojira or the U.S. reptile-like Gojira?
We speak of the Turkish Gojira who looks like an average man with green face paint and only power is possessing a switchblade.
How can I stop my breath from smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos?
Switch to Original Nacho Cheese Flavor, though that presents a different level of problem.
What is it with those Pringles anyway?
Cod rot, acquired from an unclean production machine that was previously used to produce a cheap american knockoff resemblance of true Italian worm cheese.
How come every pringle is almost exactly like the next?
Because DQN
How come communists like red ?
Mr. Foreman is has the wisdom of Lenin, the authority of Stalin, and the hairline of Gorbachev.
How can I stop the Elders of Zion from breaching the sanctity of my mind's most private thoughts and broadcasting them encoded in television static?
Bullet to the brain.
Is Web 2.0 the best thing to happen to the internet, ever?
No, the best thing will be your departure from it when you are confronted by Chris Hansen.
What is the most humane way to get rid of household pests?
Sell them to your family.
990, will we finaly achieve 1000 ?
YES.
Is Emma Watson a virgin?
Either by live trapping them or getting a household pet. :3
What's up with airplane food?
Vin Diesel actually doesn't own a toilet; he repackages his bodily wastes and sells it to people who re-brand it and sell it on airplanes.
I just came back from a long journey; what's with all this 'gay magick' shit?
It's awesome.
Why do people who play Phoenix Wright games think they have a deep understanding of the Justice System?
It is natural for one of low skill or intelligence to grossly overestimate their own ability or knowledge. These people are all cloned from >>993.
No, she isnt.
Is lag going to get 1000?
I dont think soooo!
IS this a 1000 get ?