( LΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was "vinyl"?
(^Φ) Yo, dis be RapPa, imma DJ widda bling bling PJ! I'm scratchin' da records and settin' da floah on faiya!
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( LΦ`) god i gotta fart
(EΝE) ugh...
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(EΝE) So grandpa, what was "vinyl"?
( LΦ`) Vinyl was what we used to wear for pance, back before the great fire.
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(EΝE) ...
( -Ν-) ...
(EΝE) Was beady eyes actually funny?
(EΝE) I think I better go solo for a while to make sure everything goes according to plan.
(EΝE) No Junior, he was never funny.
(EΝE) Then why is he still here?
(EΝE) I don't want to know, Junior.
( LΦ`) You're making fun of me, Junior. That's not funny.
(EΝE) None of us have been funny for quite some time.
( LΦ`) You don't need to be funny when you're LEGENDARY
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( ί ί) Hello, I came to look for my mittens Junior, if you know wha... OH MY GOD A BEAR! What shall a poor mittenless innocent little loli like me do in a situation like this?
( LΦ`) When did this thread stop being about me and start being about 4ch users airing their grievances using my face?
( LΦ`) Wait, is it happening right now?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before 4ch was popular?
( LΦ`) 4-ch isn't popular.
( ί ί) OH MY GOD THAT BEAR IS STILL AROUND! What shall a poor hymenless innocent little whore like me do in a situation like this?
( ί -ί) Get back here you stupid bear!
( LΦ`) Mittens you are a cheap little whore and you know it.
( ί -ί) Yet I'm not allowed to call myself a loli. Your hypocrisy astounds me Grandpa.
((ί -ί) Yep, Im just a gigantic cliche.
(((( ί -ί)))) it's getting cold in here by the way.
(((((((((((((((( LΦ`)))))))))))))))) Grandpa is evolving!
(EΝE) Grandpa, Let's go to the zoo!
(EΝE) Grandpa, we're not in a storybook...
( LΦ`) Stupid monkeys saved my life in the war!
(EΝE) Tell me this story doesn't involve poo..
( E-E) It does, and starngely enough it looks just like Grandpa.
( LΦ`) Back in my day, we used to wing it like the monkeys would fling it.
( LΦ`) However, while the vast majority of us have advanced past that stage in evolution, Beady Eyes is still struggling.
( LΦ`) Lets all pity him for a split second, and then kick him out of here.
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( LΦ`) Damnit Junior, you know that you need to do that to Beady eyes. What's that faceless fellow ever done to you?
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iEΝEj When did beady eyes grow rabbit ears?
iEΝEjAnd where was I when all this happened?
( LΦ`) Well, it seems your father was right. You are on cocaine. This is an intervention, sonny.
iEΝEj That wasn't sugar I put on my morning coffee??
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( LΦ`) I'm back. What'd I miss?
( LΦ`) They ran out of beer. Can you believe that?
( LΦ`) I just wanted a sip. It's all I ask.
( EΝE) You don't have money, do you...?
( LΦ`) I told 'em to put it on my tab, but do they listen? NO!
( ίί) Your tab is astronomical. If you put anything else on it, we will run out of digits on the calculator.
( LΦ`) It's not my fault I've lived this long!
( ίί) But you've only been coming to my bar for 3 days.
( LΦ`) Exactly my point!
( EΝE) Grandpa, booze is bad for you anyway. Let's go to Rei's and get us some fountain drinks.
( LΦ`) Do they have whiskey? Bourbon? Maybe some cheap wine?
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( EΝE) Grandpa, you drink pruno? I didn't know that you spent time in prison.
( LΦ`) You name it, I've served 84 to life there.
( EΝE) How can you serve an 84-year sentence when it's always 1993?
( LΦ`) DQN is my life sentence.
( EΝE) What are you in for?
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( EΝE) Infact, what am I in for?
( LΦ`) We're both in here for crimes we didn't commit, Junior. Time is short for me, Junior. Use the secret passage I've been making all these long years and escape from DQN, and seek your revenge.
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( EΝE) So, Beady eyes, about those pills..
( E-E) I'm not really into the pill thing any more.
( LΦ`) What, you found something even less funny to harp on?
( E-E) Chicken butt!
( E-E) .... wait I did it wrong...
( LΦ`) La! La! Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! La la!
(EΝE) Grandpa, I can't wait for 1993-09-5000!
( LΦ`) 5000? OH GOD... I just remembered, I'm supposed to DIE that day!
( E-E) I'm making a note on my calendar.
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( LΦ`) Don't be, Junior. Death is just part of life. Price of admission, don'cha'know.