( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.
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Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з 。
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（ x-x） Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з
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( ´ω`) See?
( ・-・) I'm free! Free from DQN! Bye, you fools!
( ´ω`) Don't let the door hit your fuzzy little ass on the way out.
( ^ - ^) OMG TEH THANKIES!!!!! BUT WHERSE TEH JUNIOR/GRANDPA YAOI?! I NEED MEH YAOI TO LIVE 4 IT IZ MY LAIF SUPPORTZ!!!! BTW MITTENS SUCKS AND SO DOES NATUMI AND THE OTHER GIRLS THAT BARELY APPEAR IN THESE STORIES!!!!!
(・∀・) If this is his replacement, I'll take beady eyes back in a heartbeat.
( ´ω`) I really need to replace the lock on the front door sometime.
( ^ - ^) HAVE GHEY BUTSEKS NAO!!!!
( ´ω`(・A・) OW OW OW OW OW GRANDPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
(・∀・) Grandpa, a booming voice in my head just called out and said "5 DAYS". What does that mean?
(・∀・) It's not cancer, is it?
( ´ω`) No, it's worse than that. It's October!
(・∀・) Ockwhatbur?
( ´ω`) Durrrrrr...You know, son, I looked a lot like you when I wax younger. Then Brock gouged out my beady eyes in jealousy. Ever since then, I want you to kill Brock.
(・∀・) What's this have to do with Ockwhatbur?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Roark is the new Brock!
(- _ -) Ah, Grandp-
(・ _ ・) MY NAME IS BROCK!
(・∀・) ...
(・ _ ・) ...
( x_ x)
(・∀・) I killed Brock!
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((( Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з( ^ - ^) ...
( ^ A ^) DIE MITTENS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tie-dye my mittens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!
( ^ - ^) NOOO NOT THAT
( x - x) ughhhh the vagina has destroyed me
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ???
(・∀・) Grandpa, why must we freeze at home when there is so much coal?
( ´ω`) You're ould-fashiouned, Juniour.
(・∀・) Grandpa! The voice called out again! It said "4 DAYS". I'm scared, Grandpa!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That was me!
(・∀・) Am... am I going to die? In only 4 days?
( ´ω`) You, me, and everyone else in this hellhole. Hope you enjoyed life so far, kid.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we were all going to die in four days?
( ´ω`) ...
(・∀・) Grandpa... I don't want to die!!!
(・∀・) The voice! THE VOICE! IT SAID "3 DAYS"! OH GOD, GRANDPA, DO SOMETHING!
( ´ω`) I can't. We're all going to die.
( ・-・) IT'S LESS THAN 9000!
( ・-・) Sheesh, get a grip Gramps.
( ´ω`) Weren't you supposed to be dead?
( ・-・) is it time to release the mittens?
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── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ GET OUT BITCH
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ・-・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have been released!
GET OUT BITCH!
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( ･ω･)＝つ≡つ ⊂／ ノ ）
(っ ≡つ＝つ / /ノV
/ ) bapbap し'⌒∪
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(・∀・) Mittens, I want to ask you something...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yes, Junior?
(・∀・) Before we all die horribly, could I, you know, have... sex with you?
(^▽^) That makes me so happy Junior!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) On the other hand, that's a sin and I wanna go to Heaven after the world ends.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) So NO!!
( ・-・) < I just had the strangest dream...
( ・-・) < I dreamed we were all gonna die and somebody kicked me off a cliff.
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── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ What, like this?
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ・-・） yeah.
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з 。
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∩_∩ ah, blessed relief...
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(・∀・) Grandpa, as you may have guessed, the voice called out again. As you may also have guessed, it said "2 DAYS". Is there truly nothing we can do to stop the end of the world? Nothing we can turn to?
( ´ω`) Jeez, kid. It's inevitable. Stop whining about it, you're giving me a headache.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I know how to stop it!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 早く！ Mittensを！
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| ( _●_) ミ You called?
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( ´ω`) The rabbit's at the bottom of the ocean. Go bother him.
(・∀・) HOLY SHIT A BEAR! IS THAT HOW WE ALL DIE????
( ´ω`) Sure, why not?
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|"￣￣ﾞﾞ`∩::::::I'm not going to eat you guys.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before bears invaded our thread?
( ´ω`) sigh... You're really reaching these days, Junior.
( ･ิm･ิ) Don't worry about being eaten by bears, son. It won't hurt all that much. You'll go into shock long before they really start ripping chunks of your flesh off.
( ･ิω･ิ) Whoops, had my Frankpa mask on by mistake.
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(・∀・) k
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ZOMG! Death by bear! I can enjoy that!
Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з °o O (...All is going according to plan.)
(・∀・) What plan? We'll all be dead in a day.
( ﾟσﾟ) Bears? I love bears!
( > A <) I hate bears...
(・∀・) Whee! One day left!
( ´ω`) Junior, would you like some kool aid?
(・∀・) Drink Grandpa's kool-aid? I don't know about this.
( ´ω`) C'mon, drink it. Clonepa did, and he's doing great. See?
( xωx)
(・∀・) No, I'd rather be alive so I can see DQN end.
( ・ω・) I'm still alive. I was just spending a little time dead for tax reasons.
(・∀・) I suck cocks
( ・-・) Time to pay your inheritance tax, Clonepa. The same goes for everybody else tomorrow.
( ´ω`) Get out, beady-eyes. Take Clonepa with you.
( ・-・) Be patient, Grandpa. All you have to do is wait a few more hours.
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── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ I said GET OUT!
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／ -=≡ ｒ（ ・-・） alright already, jeeeeeeeeez...
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
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── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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( ・-・) Just a little longer...
Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з 。
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∩_∩ sigh...
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(・∀・) Grandpa, can tanasinn save us?
( ・ω・) Well, I can't say I haven't had a good run.
( ´ω`) You're far too modest. You've had a terrible run.
(;・∀・) oh god oh god oh god oh god we're doomed
( ・-・) IT'S THE END
( ´ω`) Bring it on!
( ・-・) THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION HAS COME
( ´ω`) Whaddya know, we're still here!
(・∀・) I knew we weren't gonna die.
( ・ω・) B-but that was MY CHANCE!!! My chance to take the spotlight from Grandpa! Why??? WHY?!?
( ・-・) I am thoroughly disappointed.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY did you steal my question?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) What are those red lights coming from the sky?!?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!
( ・-・) I'm just a poor boy, and I'm ruining the song for you
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ)彡☆
⊂彡☆))-・) ow.
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(ﾟ∀ﾟ) It's the end of the world as we know it~
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) And I feel fine~
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) End of Worlds always make me hungry for a sandwich.
( ・-・) You've been popping the happy pills again, Junior. Your eyes betray you.
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) I SEE STARS!!!
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) 5000 OF THEM!!!
（ ° ぅ ° ） Oh my God, it's full of stars.
( ´ω`) Oh my God, it's full of idiots.
( ・-・) Ach mein Gott, ist ich fullen der drug junkies!
（ ・∀・）Why is it full of idiots grandpa?