[Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.

550 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 00:26

And now we return to the Grandpa thread, already in progress

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551 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 05:32

( ・ω・ ) You aren't needed here, Mercpa.

552 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 09:56

（*・ωﾒ） Saying that to a guy firing a nuclear missile gattling gun... I like your guts, kid.

553 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 10:40

( ・ω・) Wait, Mercpa, I've thought of a use for you after all...

( ・ω・) Can you please wipe my ass?

554 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 13:08

( *・ωﾒ) Kid, I didn't trudge through mudsoaked minefields and put my life on the line every payday just to wipe some clone's ass. Do it yourself.

555 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 13:15

(・∀・) Will you wipe my ass?

556 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 13:16

( *・ωﾒ) Yeah, okay.

557 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:09

|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ω・) What about me? What about Clonepa?

558 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:37

( ´ω`) In my time if any one was trying to force a meme, they'd hang him.

( ´ω`) ah I miss those days

( ´ω`) almost got killed once for it.

559 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 15:14

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before forced memes?

560 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 17:23

( ´ω`) People had to constantly come up with new, original ways of being funny.

( ´ω`) It was exhilarating, but difficult to keep the momentum going.

561 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 05:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, are imageboards forced memes?

562 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 11:35

( ´ω`) Yes. In my day, we had ASCII porn and we liked it. That was my first exposure to Sailor Moon, you know. Ami-chan~

563 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 17:56

(・∀・) Why does Clonepa creep me out, grandpa?

564 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:03

( ´ω`) You have his eyes, Junior.

( ´ω`) ...don't read too much into it.

565 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:57

(・∀・) ... what else of his do I have?

566 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 20:38

( ・ω・ ) When you get a little older, you'll develop my manboobs too.

567 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 00:04

(・∀・) Well, at least I'll have something to play with all day.

568 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 04:58

(・∀・) (・∀・), (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) ?

569 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 11:22

( ´ω`) You talk about yourself too much, Junior. Let someone else speak once in a while.

570 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 11:51

( ・ω・) Yeah, I wanna speak now, guys.

571 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:23

( ・ω・) Ahem...

( ・ω・) Whanne that Aprille with his shoures soote

( ・ω・) The droughte of March hath peer--

( ´ω`) Okay shut up now.

572 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, if I walk without rhythm, will it attract the worm?

573 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:31

( ´ω`) Precisely the opposite. However, if you walk without rhythm, you'll never learn.

574 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 18:35

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Tone of my Voice!!!

575 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:42

( *・ωﾒ) Is it time to teach Junior the Weirding Way?

576 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:43

( ´ω`) No. The little zit's afraid of the gom jabbar test.

577 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:04

(・∀・) ... my hand was on fire.

578 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 02:55

( *・ωﾒ) Hey (◕ ◡ ◕), why are you trolling 4chan? Stop breathing, you're polluting the environment.

579 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 03:05

(・∀・) ... the gom jabbar test.............
etou....

580 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 03:45

( *・ωﾒ) Our fathers ate manna in the desert,
In the burning place where whirlwinds came,
Lord, save us from that horrible land!
Save us, Oh-h-h-h save us
From that dry and thirsty land!

581 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 04:56

(◕ω◕) Oh-h-h-h save us!

582 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:46

(・∀・) save u- wait, what were we talking about again?

583 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 13:55

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread turned to shit?

584 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 14:24

( ´ω`) I don't remember. It's been too long ...

585 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 17:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, what ex-professional wrestler is going to run for office this time? Macho Man for president?

586 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 17:17

( ´ω`) Hulk Hogan has my vote, whether he runs or not.

587 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 19:04

( ・ω・) Jesse Ventura

588 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 14:52

( ´ω`) ...

589 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 14:56

( ˣωˣ) ...

590 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:15

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) ... suddenly, I have this intense craving for brains.

591 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:20

( ・-・) Well, you're not going to find any in DQN. I'm the smartest pers-

( ・-・) Quit looking at me like that.

592 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 19:24

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Come here little rabbit...

593 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:11

( ・ω・) No eating until you've wiped my ass, Grandpa. You promised!

594 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 01:11

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) ..?
( `ω==ω´)
( ´ω`) I promised no such thing, vat boy.

595 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 15:38

( ・ω・) Fine. I'll just scootch along the living room carpet until I'm clean.

596 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 15:39

( ´ω`) And lose the last defining quality of your character in the process? Sure, go ahead.

597 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:19

( ・ω・) I'm so conflicted. Torn even. This is torture of the highest degree.

598 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 17:32

(・∀・) I'm somehow confused about Clonepa's sudden liking for shit...

599 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 19:13

(・∀・) I thought his beady eyes and annoying personality were his defining qualities.

600 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 20:51

( ・ω・) My biggest defining quality is my lack of any real defining qualities.

601 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 03:16

( ´ω`) You remind me of me when I was no age.

( ´ω`) ...now get the fuck out. You too, beady eyes.

( ・-・) Oh you.

602 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 07:04

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you talking to your beady eyes sock puppet like it's a real person?

603 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 13:04

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) Because I'm a big dumb poopoo head and I smell. Also I suck.

604 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 13:58

( ・-・) Sigh... if only you'd taken your pills when I asked you to...

605 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 14:13

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) "I really need to shut my stupid mouth."

606 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 16:38

( ・ω・) You're pathetic, grandpa. Look who's crap-ass now...

607 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 16:59

( ´ω`) ( ・ω・) "Boo hoo hoo I can't wipe my own ass boo hoo hoo"

608 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:00

(・∀・) How many of those puppets do you have, Grandpa?

609 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:02

( ´ω`)(・∀・) "I dunno lol"

610 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:18

<丶｀∀´> Oooh! Do me next!

611 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:44

( ´ω`)<丶｀∀´>"I DEMAND APOROGY JUICE-NIDA"

612 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 19:14

( ☼ヮಠ) I demand Milk-Plus Synthemesc for me and my three droogs, my dobby chelloveck!

613 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 19:42

<丶｀д´> Was it really necessary to stick your hand up my butt?

614 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 22:04

( ´ω`) Yes. Yes it was. If you don't want it to happen again, you'll get out of my house right now.

615 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 05:29

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) "Haha! Look who's crap-ass now!"

616 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 07:35

（⊺⁰Дﾟ）As a staunch grammarian, I find this thread eminently distateful and morally repugnant.

617 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 12:16

( ´ω`) （⊺⁰Дﾟ） "Oooo, I'm so hoity toity."

618 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 17:10

( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.

619 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 19:47

( ・-・) That isn't saying much when your time was several hundred years ago.

620 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 20:53

(・∀・) 2GETing for later use!

621 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 21:10

（⊺⁰Дﾟ） Time...

（⊺⁰Дﾟ） Time is the fire... in which... we burn.

622 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 00:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me a story!

623 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 04:43

( ´ω`) Alright, you toddling sapling, but off to bed after that.

( ´ω`) Once upon a time long, long ago there lived a handsome, stunning, powerful, rich, intellegent, clever king named Gilgamesh.

( ´ω`) Gilgamesh loeved golds. His subjects knew his loev for golds so they brought him lots and lots of golds for presents. The people were happy because Gilgamesh got his golds. His treasury sparkled and glittered like the sun itself with only the flicker of a candle flame.

( ´ω`) Even though there is never enough golds, to repay his people he invented a new fun sport. This sport would eventually be named polo. But he played it in a more different and awesome way. Instead of horses people would ride piggy-back. And instead of mallets the players would hit the ball with sticks for a higher, more extreme oldskool challenge rating. He would even occasionally help out newlyweds on their wedding night until his good buddy Enkidu let on that was a faux pas.

( ´ω`) And that's how people-polo was invented. Now go to sleep.

624 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:23

(・∀・) I thought Gilgamesh fought the monster Humbaba with his friend Enkidu with some help from Shamash.

625 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:31

( ´ω`) Your parents lied to you.

626 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 19:25

(　･ิω･ิ) Stop lying to my kid, dad...

627 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 20:29

(・∀・) Grandpa told another one of his stories again?

628 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 05:07

(　･ิω･ิ) He once told me about the birds and the bees...

(　･ิω･ิ) He got it wrong and out came you.

629 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:35

(　･ิω･ิ) One could say you were carried out and was wrong.

630 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:19

(・∀・)

631 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:28

( ´ω`) www

632 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 17:32

( ´ω`) One could, could they? Well aren't you clever.

( ´ω`) Maybe you'll tell me about∵∴∵T∴∵∴∵∴a∵∴∵∴n∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴n∵∴

633 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 17:40

(*･ิω･ิ) I would prefer not to.

634 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 17:42

( ´ω`) Whatever, Bartleby.

635 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:07

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you related to Dennis Miller?

636 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 01:41

( ´ω`) No, but I am as old as his act.

637 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 04:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

638 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 05:15

( ´ω`) If he's already a man before he walks them, I would say none.

639 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:56

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

640 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:56

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

641 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:23

( ´ω`) (⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes Double-Posting in Threads on the Front Page". My double-post duty is now complete. Thank you.

642 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:26

(・∀・) Damn, Grandpa. Where'd you learn to make sock puppets so fast?

643 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:26

( ´ω`) Wikipedia, of course.

644 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 10:43

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you have so many unused threads?

645 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 11:16

( ´ω`) I like new clothes, Junior.

646 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:44

　∩_∩
　( ・-・)　If you didn't shit up your threads so often, you wouldn't need so many.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ

647 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:18

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) "I need to make like a tree and painfully rot for hundreds of years before finally exhaling my final breath."

648 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:27

( ´ω`) So.. Junior. When was the last time you actually asked a question?

649 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:36

(・∀・) Post 644, Grandpa.

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