( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.
( ´ω`) It's time for everyone to take their pills.
( ・-・) .......somethin's not right here.
( ・-・) Grandpa! What should I do if I'm inspired by a sudden need to read up on ancient history?
( ・-・) You people are just trying to chase me off again aren't you.
( ・-・）But didn't we have Clonepa back then?
|ω・) Psst, I'm still here.
( ´ω`) Grandpa, what was life like before rabbit boy ?
( ・-・) Besides, Junior, you should treat me better. I'm your grandpa, after all.
( ´ω`) Looks like somebody's losing their temper!
( ・-・) Don't take the internet so seriously, kid!
(・∀・) It's not good for you!
( ´ω`) Gesundheit. That's a nasty cold you seem to have there.
((/ デ.ㄟ) They sure are ...
((/ テヮㄟ) They make me HAPPY! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( ・-・) They certainly did a number on your face.
(^_^) I love you guys!
( ・-・)つo Here's a pill to cure your faggotry.
(^_^) I'm not homosexual. I love you! I never said I fancied you. You look good, I guess. But I love you as a friend or family, not a lover.
(^_^) I'm just so filled with love! I feel serene and at peace with myself, and a great love for most living beings!
(・∀・) Wow ...
(・∀・) I'll have what he's having!
( ・-・)つo That will be ￡499
(・Ａ・) You mean ￡4.99, right?
( ・ω・) Grandpa, help me ! I'm aging at an abnormal speed !!
( ´ω`) Oh, shut up, Clonepa.
( ・ω・) Can't you guys just sweep him under the rug or something?
( ・ω・) Oh god what's happening to me
( ´ω`) blaflahrgmghmhamh
( xωx) -kaff-
(・∀・) Grandpa I'm getting worried.
( ・-・) You'll have to put new genetic material in, the old stuff is getting exhausted.
( ´ω`) That's a good idea.
( ´ω`) Junior? Bring me Beady Eyes' head in a bucket, will you?
(・∀・) Woohoo! I'll get the chainsaw!!!
( ・-・) ....
|彡 gottagolefttheovenonbye!
( xωx) ...
( ・ω・) Did it work?
( ´ω`) Oh god, the central server reactivated all of them. If they find their way back to the surface, we're all doomed.
( ´ω`)
(´ω` ) Well'p, nothin' a few beers can't fix.
Σ(・ω・ ) Woah! This might be trouble.
|ω・) Is this the surface?
(・ω・ )
(・ω・ ) I'm not sure whether I should be frightened or ecstatic.
( ´∀`) Gramdpa, my eyes! YOU STOLE THEM HOW DARE YOU!
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
|ω・) You can have ours if you like.
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( ಠmƣ) I say, what are all these inferior copies doing here?
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ω・) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
(・ω・ ) ...
( ・ω・ ) After seeing these guys, I'm starting to understand why everybody calls me a crapass.
( ・ω・ ) Every single one of us forgot to wipe this morning.
／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ
（ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾）（ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾） （ ＾ω＾）
丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 /
（＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ
／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ
（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）
丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 /
（＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ
／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ
（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）
丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 /
（＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ
／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ
（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）（ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・） （ ・ω・）
丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 / 丿 /
（＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ （＿ ノ
Wipe Us！♪ Wipe Us！♪ Save us from the Crapass fate！♪
( ´ω`) Oh, great. Now my basement lab is full of half-grown Clonepa slugs.
( `ω´) And what peabrain let Buun pollute the DNA samples??
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, what do you think of my science fair project?
( ´ω`) Sucks. I'm telling your parents to pull you out of school.
( ´ω`) I'll have 'em put you in the army too. That's the only REAL education out there.
(・∀・) Can I just join the Clonepa army and stay home and play video games all day?
( ´ω`) zomg j/k lol
( ´ω`) Err, excuse me, had something in my throat.
(・∀・) Yeah... sure.
(・∀・) So can I just clone Joinpa and play home and stay video day all games?
( ´ω`) Junior, in my games we did not have home dayspa.
(◕ ◡ ◕) I like video games and spas.
(◕ ◡ ◕) I also like the scent of your spicy brain.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Harvesting organs from carcasses is yummy!
( ´ω`) Go back to your fat-ass brother. He has more bulk...
(´ω` ) ...of fat that is.
(・∀・) RAW
(・∀・) IS
(・∀・) JUNIOR!!!
(◕ ◡ ◕) You look delicious. I think you would taste good with some oregano and thyme.
(・A・) Grandpa, is Mr. McMahon really dead?
( ´ω`) I haven't heard back from my agents about Mr. McMahon's true fate yet.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Oh, my gimmick is being a cannibal, for those who hadn't picked up on it yet.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Will the madcap hilarity never cease?
( ´ω`) Goddam. How many gimmick characters are in my threads now?
(◕ ◡ ◕) And there's another thirty backstage.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Uh, I mean 29.
(◕ ◡ ◕) 28, that is ... no, 27 ... stage whisper: Damn, what's killing them off back there?
（ ｀ハ´）I wouldn't know. It sure is a tragedy though. Yup.
(・∀・) OH I GET IT HA HA HA HA HA HE'S EATING THEM HA HA HA
(・∀・) I miss the early Grandpa threads.
（*・ωﾒ）Now where did I leave that nuclear missile launcher? Iraq, maybe. I'll take care of this in a few minutes.
(・∀・) Dear Grand Father. I've a question arriving as bogging to my maturing mind as of late. Yes, it is indeed regading that woman.
Granpa, if I may so call you since I have of no other kinsmen to entrust a question so bold - being the fragile creature I am - are you in truth actually an uncouth- I mean, untouched one. In essence, simply put, a virgin?
Sincerely yours, Junior.
1993-09-5035
( ´ω`) Dear young Junior, as a response to your eloquent question you have recently asked me, regarding my virginity...I'll provide an answer which may not directly addess the question, but it will hopefully satisfy your curiosity nonetheless.
Frankly, you and your father were an accident.
Get me a goddamn beer, Grandpa.
1993-09-5036
( ･ิω･ิ) In fact, Mom said she should have swallowed you.
( ･ิω･ิ) Sweet dreams!
（*・ωﾒ） I found my nuker in the depths of a secret prison slash concentration camp in Slovakia. Now where's that maneater?
(◕ ◡ ◕) I'm right here, sweetmeat. Come to daddy!
( ´ω`) There will now be a short intermission while the poster playing Mercpa in this little drama furiously hunts for the right bazooka-firing AA to post.
(・∀・) I'm gonna go get some popcorn!
( ・-・) I have this book on ancient history to read.
( ･ิω･ิ) Who's up for Burger King?
(・∀・).... Don't you ever shave your eyebrows, old man?
( ･ิω･ิ) I had the upper pair plucked out after high school.
( ´ω`) You should have seen them. They went all the way to his ears!
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( ⌒-⌒) I'm back from my meeting with the National Alliance to Advance the Acceptance of Fat People, and I must say, I am appalled with how the WeightPlus people are treated here.
( ⌒-⌒) We're BIG, We're BEAUTIFUL, and we're IN YOUR FACE.
(・∀・) You're so big you're in everybody's face.
(◕ ◡ ◕) ...
( ◕ ー ◕) ...Delicious junk food...must...resist...
(◕ ー ◕ ) ...
( ◕ o ◕( ⌒-⌒) GET INTO MAH BELLY!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ I hated that stupid movie.
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