( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

(・∀・) What's with the roman theme, grandpa?

( ´ω`) Junior, that was the shittiest 2get ever.

(・∀・) But I've come to bury these threads, not to praise them.

( ´ω`) Junior, that was the shittiest 4get ever.

(・∀・) Get off my case, grandpa.

(・ω・) I have arrived.

( ・-・) HAY GUYS YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS!!!!

( ・-・) Thread derailed, I'm outta here.

( ・-・) Oh, yah, that kool aid was pretty good, gra-

( x-x)

(・∀・) I wonder if anybody should have a word with the catering service over that.

(x∀x)

.　　　　　　　∧＿∧　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　（；´Д｀）＜　YES, we got here just in time for 11GET!
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　　／ ／　　　 >　） || 　 ||　( つ旦O
　/　/ 　　　　/ ／＿||＿ ||　と＿)＿) ＿.
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.　　　　　　　∧＿∧　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　（；･Д･）＜　..YOU BASTARD
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　/　/ 　　　　/ ／＿||＿ ||　と＿)＿) ＿.
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　し'　　　　　（＿つ￣(））￣ (.)）￣ (））￣(.)）

(　･ิ-･ิ) Beady Eyes!

(　･ิД･ิ) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(　･ิ-･ิ) Oh, hey, kool aid!

(　xิ-xิ)

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Security here, nya. I'm getting complaints about some one putting x's
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ over everyone's eyes, nya?

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Is that kool aid?
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*xｰxﾐ nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

( ´ω`) Heh heh heh heh...

( ´ω`) Hey, Mittens! Want some kool aid?

SPOILERS MITTENS DIES

( ・-・) Oh Grandpa, we're just humoring you.

>>10
(・∀・) Over 9000!

(x∀x) dies

( x-x) (・-・ ) uh oh

(xω・) Crap, I ran out of 'x' stickers.

(xωy)つy Anybody want a 'y' instead?

(・∀・) Grandpa, why did you lose control of the thread so quickly this time?

( ´ω`) What are you talking about, Junior? I've been in control the whole time.

(・∀・) Well, among other things, Mittens missed her cue.

( ´ω`) Junior, just fuck her and you'll get over that unhealthy obsession with Mittens.

(・∀・) But how am I supposed to fuck her if I don't have a penis?

( ´ω`) Use a rake.

( ・-・) Perfect for her big bush.

(y∀y) Do they fit me ?

щ(`Д´щ) Why didn't you ask for my help???

(v∀v) I think it looks better without the dangly bits. Umm, why does the world suddenly look upside down?

( oω^) lloolol i ma sios okawyawii

( ・-・) Kawaii! Sugoi desu ne!? Fakku Yuu.

(・∀・) Grandpa, are non-sequitors really that funny or just "zany" enough to make people think they should be funny?

( ´ω`) It's "humour" without effort, Junior.

( ・-・) It's derailment with minimal effort.

(・∀・) Why did beady-eyes 40get?

( ´ω`) The answer is 42.

(・∀・) You're the answer?

( ´ω`) Am I the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything? While flattering, it doesn't fit me. So, no.

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you a buddha?

( ´ω`) My power level is over 9000 above Buddha in terms of enlightenment.

47get

( ´ω`) Oh, my old friend 47get Man. How's life going? Still chasing those 56'ers?

( ・-・) I don't think he's going to answer.

47get - Life is awesome, Grandpa!

( ・-・) Well, fuck you too.

47get - Are you coming on to me?

( ⌒-⌒) Any port in a storm, eh, Beady Eyes?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what would happen to us if 4-ch got shut down?

( ´ω`) We'd go somewhere else, Junior.

( ´ω`) But first, fat-ass and beady-eyes need to GTFO of my thread.

( ・-・) Wassamatta, cramps? Too old to keep up?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was your Grandpa like?

( ´ω`) It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

(・∀・) Nurupo

(・∀・) Grandpa, I suspect that having cooties is a genetic condition that is related to the second "X" chromosome, making it a condition specific and isolated to females, and is in no way contagious. Therefore, despite their cootie-ness, I propose girls should be allowed to participate in the same gym class as the boys. It's only fair.

(・ω・) If "X marks the spot" but there is a second X, where is the spot?

( ´ω`) I see you've put a lot of thought into that, Junior. Unfortunately, there are no cooties, and your idea is as dumb as a butt.

( ´ω`) Clonepa, shut your damn mouth.

(・ω・) You can't treat me like this!!! IM FUCKING A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!

( ´ω`) Since when?

(・ω・) Since I found them unconscious in the street

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it time to go to Saitama yet?

( ´ω`) Whatever. You're a crap-ass. Get out.

( ´ω`) Saitama needs to be cleaned of otaku filth.

(・∀・) Nurupo

(・ω・) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.

( ´ω`) Nobody asked you, Clonepa.

(・ω・) It was the question on everybody's mind. What, are you the man who just can't read the mood?

(・∀・) Grandpa, Grandpa, what is the correct procedure to follow when you find somebody else's panties in the washing machine?

( ´ω`) Hang them on the nearest car's antenna.

( ・-・) You sniff them until your sister walks in. She will first scold you, then taunt you for your lack of sex life and finally have intercourse with you.

(・∀・) ♡Onii-chan!♡

( ・-・) Why you lookin' at me like that, Junior?

(・∀・) ♡Give it up baby!♡

( ・Д・) NO! I'M MARRIED!!!

(　･ิ-･ิ) Oh, NOW it matters to you...

(・ω・) How would you like to get it on with ♡me♡, Junior? All the girls say I'm a real... ♡Lady killer♡

( ´ω`) That's because you chop them down with an axe while screaming "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!"

( ´ω`) Kinda like that one guy in that one movie.

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you remember when people used to say "Under the moon, loli to issho"?

( ´ω`) Yeah. That was a stupid time, Junior.

(・∀-) Grandpa, do you remember.. urk, what's going on, I-
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why doesn't the Saviour of the Universe edition of the Flash Gordon DVD have the acclaimed commentary of Brian Blessed?

( ´ω`) They're saving that for the first TV season DVD.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does it hurt when I pee?

( ´ω`) My name is Wilford Grandpa and you have diabeetus.

( ´ω`) It carries out and is ω.

(・∀・) I don't think anybody really says that anymore, Grandpa. Could you get with the times?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It carries out and is w!

( ´ω`) Dammit. I thought we'd have a Mittens-free thread this time.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) A...aaa... i'm so sorry...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Grandpa carries out and is w!

( ´ω`) Sigh...

( ・-・) Mittens carries on and on and think she's so www

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm more www than you, bunnyhead.

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( ´ω`) It all looks greek to me.

( ・-・) That's because you're a retard, it's Latin.

(・∀・) ＨＡＢＥＢＶＮＴ it!

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　　　＿|＿＿|＿　
　　 　 ( ಠmƣ)　　I find my presence is needed in this thread, so I have arrived.

　　　　 |￣￣|　　
　　　＿|＿＿|＿　
　　 |　 ( ಠmƣ)　　And now that I have made myself present, brightening up this rather dismal thread, I am needed elsewhere. Good day to you, sirs.

　　　　 |￣￣|　　
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　　 |　 (ಠmƣ ) ...

　　　　 |￣￣|　　
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　　 |　 (ಠmƣ ) Oh dear, my hat seems to be too large to fit through the door. Quite the sticky situation, eh?

( ´ω`) I can't believe you've lasted in the world this long. Well, whatever. Anything you want to know, Junior?

(・∀・) Nah, I'm good.

>>107

And with that the Grandpa Threads' Legacy came to a close. Everyone that was involved had a great time. But don't fret, because I know that there's a Junior Junior on his into this world.

CREDITS:
Grandpa
Junior
Beady Eyes
Clone Pa
Dark Pa
Shii
and others

Thank you for watching.

but GRANDPA wasn't through YET.

( ´ω`) Yes, actually, I am.
(・∀・) Same.

He would go on to answer even MORE questions then EVER before!

( ´ω`) No.
(・∀・) Don't have any questions.

COMING THIS SEPTEMBER: GRANDPA RESSURECTION!!

( ´ω`) Actually, I haven't died yet.
(・∀・) Wish he would though.

( ´ω`) Okkusenman!

(・∀・) Okkusenman!

(・ω・) Gokigenyo, Guranopa-sama.

( ´ω`) That's Guranopa-kakka, buster!

(・∀・) Wait, wait... a Junior Junior? I'm pregnant?

(・∀・) SEX MAKES BABIES?!

( ´ω`) So far, yes.

(・ω・) I'm the father of Junior's baby.

(・∀・) That can't be right.

(・ω・) You do remember my ponos going into your vagoo, right?

( ´ω`) Yaranaika?

(・ω・) Grandpa...you're gay?

( ´ω`) no u.

( ´ω`) I also hate you, Cl
( xωx)

(・∀・) Grandpa! NOOOOooooooo-

(x∀x) >urk<

(´^ิω＾ิ)

( ・-・) I deduce that the smug looking thread bumper is the culprit.

( x-x)

(´^ิω＾ิ)

( ・-・) Yeah, we're pretty much stretching this out until the bitter end.

( x-x)

( ・ω・) You guys are still drinking the kool aid?

　　　　 |￣￣|　　
　　　＿|＿＿|＿　
　　 　 (´^ิω＾ิ) dUUUrrRRrr i is a guntelmen

( ´ω`) Oh god no...

　　　　╭―勹　　　
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　　　THIS IS THE COMMITTEE OF DQN SAFETY.　　　
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　DO NOT BE ALARMED BY THE ARMED SOLDIERS OCCUPYING THIS THREAD.
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　　　THEY ARE HERE TO RESTORE ORDER AND ENSURE THAT THIS MESSAGE BOARD
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　　　　　REMAINS ELITIST IN CONTENT.
　　　( ク　＼ク

(・∀・) So Grandpa, what are you up to at this time of the night?

( ´ω`) Oh, just lying down and chilling under the moon, loli to issho.

( ´ω`) Wait, what's going on.

( ・-・) We're stretching this out to 999 posts.

( ♦ ѿ ♦) KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO

( ・-・) The producers are really going all-out, you understand?

( ♦ ѿ ♦) KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO
　　　　　KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO

( ´ω`) I wish my grandpa was still alive.

(・∀・) I wish my grandpa was still alive.

( ´ω`) What?

(-∀-) sigh ...

( ´ω`) I wish my grandson was still alive.

(・∀・) I'm right here, Grandpa!

( ´ω`) Poor kid. I can almost hear his screechy little voice.

(・∀・) Not funny, grandpa. Like this thread.

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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　〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜

( ♦ ѿ ♦) KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO
　　　　　KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO

(´^ิ-＾ิ) dDDDUuuuRrrrRRRR can i darel da thred now???? grandpor yu ned to take yuor pilszz!!!

( ・-・) FUCK YOU THAT'S MY JOB ASSHOLE i hate you

( ・-・) Oh, taking this get.

(´^ิ∀＾ิ) dDDuUuuURRRR, GLUNDPORT, WHET WAS LIF LYK BEFARK THENGST?

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　　　　　 　ﾟ。

( ´ω`) ZZZZZZZZZZ-- what the hell was that?

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　　　　　 　ﾟ。

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like before we were underwater?

(´^ิω＾ิ) DdDDuuUUUUrrRRr I DUNO JINLUR, I KANG SWAMG

( ´ω`)(´^?ω＾?) "DUUUUURR I'M SOOOO COOL FOR TALKING LIKE A RETARD"

( ´ω`) I fucked up on my DURRpa puppet again? Shit.

(´^?ω＾?) I'm finally free!

　〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
　　　　　　 o
　　　　　 　ﾟ。

( ´ω`) I told them the nukes would do strange things! But they never listened!

　〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
　　　　　　 o
　　　　　 　ﾟ。

(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa, what's that weird circle floating on the water?

( ´ω`) It's the primordial soup.

　 -[oo]-
〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
　　　　　　 o
　　　　。ﾟ

   /   \

( ´ω`)/ OH GOD! JUNIOR! HELP!

( ・-・) Don't bother, it's too late for him. His genetic material shall become the basis for the next generation of creation.

──　=≡∧__∧　
── =≡（ ´ω`）　 ≡　How about you go in, beady?　
─　=≡○_　　 ⊂)=　 ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（　・-・）
──　=≡ >　　 ＿_　ノ )）< 　 ＞ 　-=　〉皿　 つ
─　=≡　 (　／　≡ 　　 ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､　>>
── .=≡( ノ　=≡　　 　　　　　　　　-=　 し'
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 |
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 |
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 | 〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜

　〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
　　　　　　 o
　　　　　 　ﾟ。

(・∀・) I'm wet.

( ・-・) Who knows what Grandpa sees and dreams as he spawns the next generation of life?

( ´ω`) Not you.

( ・-・) Evolution will inevitably lead to me, the highest life form of Planet DQN.

(　･ิ-･ิ) Good God, shut up already!

( ・-・) Sorry. I'll go bake that pie now.

( ´ω`) Your wife's not wearing shoes is she?
(　･ิ-･ิ) Hell no.
( ´ω`) Kickass.

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you a foot fetishist?

( ´ω`) Yes.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're sick. You should seek mental help for that.

( ・ω・) Rabbit foot, eh?

( ´ω`) Junior, you're a judgemental little twerp. Go to your room.

(・∀・) And you're a mentally ill degenerate. Get yourself checked in to the mental hospital.

( ­­ˉ_ˉ) I don't believe that beady eyes is actually possessive of a sexuality.

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　　　☆

(・∀・) Go! Goddoman!

＊＊危ない！＊＊

　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　　（；ｺｺﾞｯﾄﾞﾏﾝ)　　　＜　危ない！
　　　　　　 __〃｀ヽ 〈＿
　　　γ´⌒´-−ヾｖーヽ⌒ヽ
　　／⌒　 ｨ 　　　｀ｉ´　　）; ｀ヽ
　 /　　 　ﾉ＾ ､＿__￥＿_人　　|
　 !　　,,,ノ爻＼_　_人　ﾉｒ;＾ >　 ）
　（　　 <_ ＼ﾍ､,, ,+､ｒﾉ/　　/
　　ヽ_　　＼ ）ゝ､__,+､_ｱ〃 ／
　　　 ヽ､___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈　 ｿ、
　　　　 　〈J　.〉､| 神. |,　|ヽ-´
　　　　　　/"" 　|　　 |:　|
　　　　　　ﾚ　　 :|:　　 |　ﾘ
　　　　　 /　　 ﾉ|＿＿|　|
　　　　　 |　,,　 ｿ　 ヽ　　）
　　　　　.,ゝ 　 ）　　ｲ ヽ ﾉ
　　　　　ｙ　｀ﾚｌ　　 〈´　 ﾘ
　　　　 /　　 ﾉ　　　|　　 |　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ... "´
　　　　 ｌ　　/　　　　ｌ;;　 |　　　　　　　　　(；´ω`)
　　　　 〉　〈 　　　　 〉　 |　　　　　　　　 / つ⊃
　　　 /　　::|　　　　（_ヽ　＼､　　　　 〜（　,つ
　　　(｡ｍｎﾉ　　　　　 ｀ヽｎｍ　　

(；´ω`) Oh shi**, ｲt's Goddomaﾝ!

(・∀・) Goddoman! Destroy that degenerate fool!

( ´ω`) Hey, wanna beer?
（；ｺｺﾞｯﾄﾞﾏﾝ)　Hell yeah!

|´ω` ) Let's go!
|ﾞｯﾄﾞﾏﾝ) Yay Beer!

|彡
|彡

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) I hate you Grandpa.

(・∀・) I hate every part of you. I hate your ugly, wrinkled face, a sagging lipless absence for a mouth only set off by two beady little clouded eyes, caught in a permanent squint. I hate your old, cracked, scratching voice which drones on and on, always imparting some worthless factoid or senility-inspired rant. I hate your mind, Grandpa, which knows not shame or love or beauty or honor, but only conceives of greed and malice and spite and that most loathsome trait of all, lust, which has overrun that which has not been yet taken by outright madness and old age.

(・∀・) HEAR ME NOW, DQN! I SWEAR AN OATH ON THIS DAY, TO NEVER REST UNTIL I HAVE SLAIN GRANDPA WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!

Respect your elders!
　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　☆

(#∀・) Child abuse! You all saw it!!!

( ・-・) I saw it! Never before have I been so stupefyingly entertained.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You totally deserved that, Junior.

(　･ิ-･ิ) I only saw grandchild abuse. No child abuse here.

（　｀ハ´）Hmmm. I'd need to see it demonstrated again, if you will.

（　#ハ´） Archenemy abuse! You all saw it!

(#∀・) I thought you were supposed to hurt your arch enemy.

（　#ハ´） But I always win!!!

(・∀・) Heal!

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　☆

(#∀・) Was that really necessary?

( ´ω`) Yes.

((#)∀・) Ah, it has swollen.

(( # )∀・) Ow....

((　#　)∀・) Grandpa help me!

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩　If you insist.
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　☆

((###)∀・) ...

((###)∀・) Grandpa, why do you hit me?

( ´ω`) Yes.

ヽ(。_°)ノHAY GRANPA derp

( ´ω`) I'm sorry, did you say something?

ヽ(。∵∴_∵∴°)ノ NOM NOM NOM

(´^ิω＾ิ) dDDuuUurrrRRRrr STUP DTEELIN MUG BIT, KLUND

((###)・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like before 4chan came here?

( ´ω`) back then, putting sage in the Link field was the polite thing to do.

(#∀・) It's just a cute little tard isn't it?

(´^ิω＾ิ) dDDuuUurrrRRRrr duR dUr

( ´ω`) No, its not.

　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　⊂彡☆))ω＾ิ) DUR! DURDUR! DUUUURRRRR!
　　　☆

( ´ω`) That felt good.

(・∀・) DQN, I would like to announce that I am leaving you to train on Mount Dokkyun until I am the strongest man in the universe. Then, and only then, shall I return, to make good on my oath and slay Grandpa.

(・∀・) I mean, I'm off to camp, grandpa!

(・∀・) (I think he'll buy that story)

( ´ω`) Have fun at camp.

( ´ω`) (once he's outta here, I'm moving to Baltimore.)

( ・-・) Sounds awesome, guys.

( ・-・) (once they're asleep, I'm going to stuff so many pills into their faces...)

(・ω・) (∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴)

Meanwile, waiting at Mount Dokkyun...

（　｀ハ´）.oO(Two weeks of being eaten by mosquitoes and having to supervise dozens of brats... why did I volunteer for this ridiculous idea for a summer camp?)

(´^ิω＾ิ) dDDuUUuRrrrRRr ABUS! NUE RAF SLAW MIT!

(・∀・) (Nobody told me there really was a children's camp on this mountain!)

（　｀ハ´） Junior, stop staring into space and finish your macaroni picture.

Meanwhile, in Baltimore...

( ´ω`) Thar's a car!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Whar?
( ´ω`) Ova thar!

Meanwhile, in Machu Picchu...

(´^ิω＾ิ)

（　｀ハ´）This Inca summer camp blows. As if these brats weren't enough da live lama spat on me.

(・∀・) Darkpa, I must kindly ask of you to tutor me in the arts of manly battle, so that I might become the strongest man in the universe and best the evil and degenerate Grandpa in a combat to the death.

(´^ิハ＾ิ) dDdDDduUUUrrR OKAY GUNWOR, FMIRST LESSORN. A B A B UP DOWN LEFT UP IS HOWT TU DOS KACK. I ALM GUD AT JAMES.

（　｀ハ´）Don't listen to him, that was just a science project I was working on that went wrong, very VERY wrong. But as for your fighting matter, if you just believe in yourself and travel to distant lands, you will become mighty.

（　｀ハ´）..Wait, you said you'd kill Grandpa?

（　｀ハ´）Hm..Let me know when this judgment day occurs. I shall assist you.

（　｀ハ´）Until then, try to avoid getting glue all over the table.

（　｀ハ´） Well, it's about time.

(´^ิω＾ิ) Ever time you kill me, I become stronger.

(´^ิω＾ิ) I
(´^ิ∀＾ิ) Will
(´^ิ-＾ิ) Replace
ﾐ*´^ิｰ＾ิ) Each
(´^ิヮ＾ิ) And
(´^ิハ＾ิ) Every
<丶^ิ∀＾ิ> One
щ(´^ิД＾ิщ) Of
(屮´^ิД＾ิ)屮 You
(凸´^ิД＾ิ)凸 Until
((/ (´^ิ.ㄟ) I
(⊺●Д＾ิ) Am
⊂二二二(´^ิω＾ิ)二二二⊃ The
　 へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´^ิｰ＾ิﾐ Only
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
　　　　╭―勹　　　
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）
　　　　(´^ิД＾ิ)∩ One
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　
　　　( ク　＼ク
　　　　 |￣￣|　　
　　　＿|＿＿|＿　
　　 　 (´^ิmƣิ) Left.
　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂´^ิ　＾ิ　! i Just
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　´^ิ∀＾ิ）　＜ Wait.
　（つ　　 つ　　　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

( ´ω`) Okay, thread's all yours. I'm gonna go get hammered.

|ω` ) And I am OUTTA HERE...

|彡

(´^ิω＾ิ) Huh? Fuck, now it's no fun anymore.

(´^ิω＾ิ) Oh well. He'll be back.

(´^ิω＾ิ) They always come back.

(´^ิ∀＾ิ) Durr?

(´^ิω＾ิ) No, Hurr.

( ・-・) Man, you guys are really good at derailing threads.

(´^ิ-＾ิ) Of course we are.

(''†ิω†ิ) Oh god, it's beautiful.

Spoilers: (´^ิω＾ิ) doesn't really exsist, he's just ( ・-・) imagination running amuck.

(´^ิω＾ิ) Is this the real life?

( ^ω^) OMG IM SO KAWAIIIIII!!!!

田中

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) Hi Grandpa. I forgot what my gimmick is.

(´^ิω＾ิ) Grandpa left. I'm in charge here now.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Your new gimmick is talking about how much you like to poop.

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...

(ﾟ-ﾟ*ﾐ I'm underage but I'm sure I can "persuade" the bartender into giving me a few drinks.

(´^ิ౪＾ิ) HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY DRRRRRRrRRRrR

( ´ω`) No, shut the fuck up.

　　　　　　　　　 jvィﾍrくｰz_　
　　　　　　　　 　Z 　 　r､、 �j
　　　　　　　　 　ｲrﾍ＜,_ ｀ﾞﾌ
　　　　 　 　　　　}以 ｰ　 r/　　　　　　　Είμαι το κόκαλο του σπαθιού μου.
　　　　　　　　　rくト､ヽ‐／　　　　　　　　Ατσάλι είναι το σώμα μου, και φωτιά είναι το αίμα μου.
　　　　　　　r＜＼_〕lﾆﾆ〕ｽｰ-　_　　　　　Έχω δημιουργήσει πάνω από χίλια σπαθιά.
　　　　　　f⌒ヽ　N＼_人｀Y＞ト､ lﾊ　　　　Άγνωστος στον θάνατο.
　　　　　　|　　　ヽ、　 　 〉 l　 l　 Y l　　　　Μη γνωστός στη ζωή.
　　　　　　|　　　　ﾘ　　 / .人_ V　}lｲ　　　　Έχω υπομείνει πόνο για να δημιουργήσω πολλά όπλα.
　　　　　　l　　　 ｲ 　／ノィ⌒ヽトｲ {　　　Μα αυτά τα χέρια δεν θα κρατήσουν ποτέ τίποτα.
　　　　　　|　　　 r＜（　 （　ｯ､ﾉ　｝ l|　　　Οπότε καθώς προσεύχομαι, "Ατελείωτων Λεπίδων Εργασίες."
　　　　　　ﾄ､　　∧｀　ｰt-<⌒>-ｲ　l
　　　　　　lﾊヽ 〈　〕､＿ﾉ＞(__ﾉイｰ l|
　　　　　　〈　　ゝl /　 　 　 〕-―lｭ　ﾊ
　　　　　　l　 　 lｲﾌﾌ＞イ二ニ =｢ﾄ〈l
　　 　　　 |　V.│　 ／　!|八イ　l| ヽ　　
　　　　　　 !　 V.! ／　 　 lｲ〈ﾉ／ﾉ　 l
　　 　　　　lﾊ　ヽ　　　 　 ﾄノ∠　 l　 l
　　　　　　 l　V　l　　　 　 l〕＼　 ∧　',
　　　　　　 l⌒ヽ人　　　　 lー----｡l　 ',
　　　　　　 ﾄ､_丿 ｢〕　　 　 lー―‐〆l 　 !
　　　　　　 `ﾍﾍﾍj　　 　 　 l　　／／l　　!

( ・-・) Remember, you exist only as long as I will it.

( ・-・) Ooo, a butterfly!

(´^ิω＾ิ) Perhaps. Or perhaps, you are the imagined one, and I am real?

Meanwhile...

(・∀・) At last, I have become the strongest man in the universe. I feel as though I can destroy Grandpa now...

　 ∧__∧　 ∩ All you did was make a macaroni picture of Mittens. Silence.
　（,,｀ハ´)彡☆ She doesn't acknowledge your existence by the way.
　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow ow sorry ow ow
　　　☆

（　｀ハ´）Now, let's move onto drawing. Take out your crayons, Junior. Now, draw what you think will make you stronger.

　　　　Λ＿Λ　　　
　　 　（；・∀・ ）　YEAH! YEAHHHH!
　　(( （ 　つ　Λ＿Λ
　　 　 )　,ｨ⌒(；ﾟ ヮﾟ ) Oh JUNIOR!
　　　 （_（__人__,つ ､つ

(・∀・)つヽ How's this?
　　　　（ハ´ 　 ）...

　　　　Λ＿Λ　　　
　　 　（；・∀・ ）　YEAH! YEAHHHH!
　　(( （ 　つ　Λ＿Λ
　　 　 )　,ｨ⌒(´^ิω＾ิ ) Oh JUNIOR!
　　　 （_（__人__,つ ､つ

( ´ω`) Get the hell out of my thread. All of you.

(´^ิω＾ิ) But you gave it to me!

(´^ิω＾ิ) Despise.

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzz

(´^ิω＾ิ) Fine. Bye. I didn't really want your smelly old thread anyway.

( ・-・) Guess derailment is up to me again.

Meanwhile, in Burkina Faso

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　（　. .:.::;;;._,,'
　 　　　　　　）.:.:;;.;;;.:.）
　　　　　／⌒ヽ 　　　　　 ノ. ..:;;.;.ノ　　　
　　　　 （　＾ω＾） _　　　( ﾉ.‐'~
　　　　　(　　　つ-<_) 〔￣￣〕　　　
　　　　　と＿)) 　 　 　|━_

(´^ิω＾ิ) You can't get rid of us that easily.

(´^ิω＾ิ)
(´^ิ∀＾ิ)
(´^ิ-＾ิ)
ﾐ*´^ิｰ＾ิ)
(´^ิヮ＾ิ)
(´^ิハ＾ิ)
<丶^ิ∀＾ิ>
щ(´^ิД＾ิщ)
(屮´^ิД＾ิ)屮
(凸´^ิД＾ิ)凸
((/ (´^ิ.ㄟ)
(⊺●Д＾ิ)
⊂二二二(´^ิω＾ิ)二二二⊃
　 へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´^ิｰ＾ิﾐ
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
　　　　╭―勹　　　
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）
　　　　(´^ิД＾ิ)∩
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　
　　　( ク　＼ク
　　　　 |￣￣|　　
　　　＿|＿＿|＿　
　　 　 (´^ิmƣิ)
　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂´^ิ　＾ิ　! i
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　´^ิ∀＾ิ）　＜
　（つ　　 つ　　　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

( ´ω`) get rid of who now?

Meanwhile, in Pompei

　　　／⌒ヽ
　　/　´_ゝ`） 　I think it's gonna rain soon.
　　|　 　　/
　　| /|　|
　 //　| |
　Ｕ　 .Ｕ

( ´ω`) Where's my grandson? I need help getting rid of this shit.

Meanwhile, in Osaka

(・∀・) What am I doing here? I can't remember anything.

Meanwhile, in the Grandpa thread

　　　／⌒ヽ
　　/　´^ิ_ゝ＾ิ） 　dDDDUUuUuuRRRRrRR EXKOOZ ME MAR I PLASS THROU
　　|　 　　/ HEER?
　　| /|　|
　 //　| |
　Ｕ　 .Ｕ

( ´ω`) No.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is his gimmick even more tired and repetitive than Rei's?

( ´ω`) The person who posts him thinks it's really funny and never gets old, son.

(・∀・) We should get MODD to ban him.

( ´ω`) Unfortunatly, MODD is also a tired, repetitive gimmick.

(・∀・) Then... What about... Goddoman?

( ´ω`) GODDOMAN IS QUITE A WINNER JUNIOR

( ´ω`) I MUST SAY

( ´ω`) WHOA YEAH GODDOMAN

Meanwhile, in Saitama

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　─（ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ ）＜　SAITAMASAITAMA！
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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼∩ ∧　∧　＼（ ﾟ∀ﾟ）＜ SaitamaSaitamaSaitama！
Saitamaaaaaaa！ 　 ＞（ ﾟ∀ﾟ ）/ ｜　　　　/　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ｜　　　 〈　｜　　　｜
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 /　／＼_」　/　／＼」
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(´^ิ∀＾ิ) Grandpa, why doesn't anyone ever 2GET anymore?

( ´ω`) Wipe all that mascara off, Junior. You look like a Cabaret extra.

(・∀・) That's better. Where did that come from anyways, and what was I drinking last night?

( ´ω`) MD 20/20, Junior. The wine of last century.

(・∀・) I remember singing about a time warp or something...

(´^ิω＾ิ) Please kill me, I'm stupid and not funny. Rid me of this pain Grandpa, please.

( ・-・) Since when did you have to be funny to be in a Grandpa thread?

( ´ω`) Certainly never stopped you...

( ・-・) aww, that hurts.

(・∀・) asshole.

(´^ิω＾ิ) When has anything on DQN ever been funny? Sure, it was good for awhile, but the whole meaning of DQN is to be bad, unfunny, shitty, etc. Thus, the name DQN.

( ´ω`) You have us confused with 4chan. You should go there.

( #ω＾ิ) They beat me up.

( ´ω`) Did you show them your sense of humour? Once they see it I know they'll love you! You'll fit right in! Go on, try it again!

( ´ω`) Is that all? After all that money I spent?

( ´ω`) Whoops, I said the loud part loud and the quiet part loud.

(・∀・) What the hell are you talking about grandpa?

( ´ω`) You have to go to the store, and pick up some ice cream, for my boils they hunger. Wait when did you get back? I thought you were playing golf in the alps or something.

(・∀・) Well, I was going to kill you, but I changed my mind.

(・∀・) just don't fall asleep grandpa, because..

( ´ω`) Wha? Can't hear you Junior.

(・∀・) Oh, nothing..

　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　　　　　　 　 　 fin

<( ´ω`) Who glued a fin on my back while I was sleeping?

<( ´ω`) Dammit, my siamese twin brothers have escaped again. Junior, fetch me my taser!

((･･∀∀･･)) Wwait, II'mm uusing iit... haa haa

((･･∀∀･･)) Wow... I thought this would come off after I stopped, but it didn't.

( =ω=) HELLO EARTHLINGS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE MY FART NOW?

( ・-・) Yes, thank you.

(　･ิω･ิ) Have I been in this thread yet? I can't remember.

(・∀・) C'mon, Dad! You can outfart that alien any day!

（　=ω=） I'm going to sue your ass for everything you're worth!

( ´ω`) Feel free. I don't keep any money in my ass.

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) That's for damn sure.

( ´ω`) Heh heh heh... ah, memories.

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(・∀・) Chance!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread became a soap opera?

( ´ω`) You asked questions and I answered them, usually in a flippant or otherwise humorous manner.

( ´ω`) It's not like it was a difficult formula to follow, but you know how internet spazzes are.

-・）Pssst, it's because I derailed the Q&A sessions.

( ´ω`) Don't flatter yourself. Things went downhill in the second thread and never recovered.

( ´ω`) It was funny, violent, and never educational.

( ´ω`) On October 1st, 1993. Industry will be blamed.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what mech do you pilot?

( ´ω`) A Dire Wolf A.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

( ´ω`) I wasn't asked infantile questions by my grandson all the time.

(・∀・) Damnit old man, why couldn't you just play along?

(・∀・) Touche!

( ・-・) I like to touche your tush at night with my foil.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's the most important thing in life?

　　　　　 ∧ ,∧　 　　 　 　
　　　　∩　´ω`)　　　Keeping your files up to date.
takataﾐ.つ/￣￣￣/＿　　
￣￣￣＼/外の人/.　　　　
　　　　　　￣￣￣

(・∀・) Grandpa, why did you smack me in the balls in the other thread?

( ´ω`) Because you sing opera really loud when you're in the shower, and it gets on my nerves.

(・∀・) Fair enough.

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

( ´ω`) Yes, you should woo Hamas in any case.

　　　　　 ∧ ,∧　 　　 　 　
　　　　∩　´ω`)　　　Oh, and expanding your loli collection >>347. Old men like me have certain...desires.
takataﾐ.つ/￣￣￣/＿　　
￣￣￣＼/外の人/.　　　　
　　　　　　￣￣￣

(・∀・) Wait, does that mean "keeping your files up to date" wasn't a euphemism?

( ´ω`) Junior, it's very important to have your files well-organized and up-to-date. It's not something I'd hide behind other words.

( ´ω`) Wow, you've gotten fat.

(・∀・) I'm restarting my blood feud with you. Grandpa. With my own two hands shall I dispatch you from this life. EN GUARDE!

　　　　　 ∧ ,∧　 　　 　 　
　　　　∩　☆ω☆)　　　I really couldn't care less what you have to say at this point...
takataﾐ.つ/￣￣￣/＿　　Heheh...
￣￣￣＼/外の人/.　　　　
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（　・-・） I see you type with only your right hand while your left appears to be busy under the table. That's what I call ambidexterity!

(・∀・) Shut up, fatass. Nobody likes you.

( ⌒-⌒) I saw him drowning his sorrows with a gallon tub of Berry Garcia last night. He was watching Batman Begins and crying like a little girl.

（　　・-・ ） ..... I don't know what you're talking about.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh no it's a beached whale!

( ´ω`) Let's drag him back into Lake Erie!

　　 ( ・-・)
　 _ 　∩
(・∀・)彡　( ・ω・)
Ah HA!

( ・ω・) Darn you, Junior.

（　　・-・ ） Junior, you need to wake up and eat your cake.

( ´ω`) You're still not fooling anyone.

（　　　・-・　） Are you going to finish that oatmeal, Grandpa?

（　　　　・-・　 ） I stole your gimmick, you aren't needed anymore. Go away.

( ⌒-⌒) You've gotten a really big head about things lately, you know that.

(　・-・) Seriously, who is this whale? And why is Clonepa impersonating me? And why aren't you all asking questions?

　　 ( ・-・)
　 _ 　∩
(・∀・)彡　( ・ω・)
Clonepa, give it a rest.

( ・ω・) Oh, foo.

( ・ω・) He paid me ten dollars to pretend to be him.

（　　　　・-・　 ） That's IT! I'm derailing the Clonepa thread!

（　・-・　　　　 ） urff

（　・-・　　　　 ） Maybe I'll just sit here and hate you.

( ・ω・) Now I'm going to post an e/n thread about the whole thing.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how does one repel an invasion?

( ´ω`) 10 bucks? Sounds like someone got the VIP treatment.

（　　　　・-・　 ） Great, now there's some else running around with one of my masks on.

（　　　　・-・　 ） I crave pie.

　　 ( ・-・)
　 _ 　∩
(・∀・)彡　( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wheeeeeee!

　　 　 （　　　　・-・　 ） Fortunately, fat floats.
　　　 （　　　　　　　　 ）
〜〜（　　　　　　　　　 ）〜〜

　　 ( ・-・)
　 _ 　∩
(・∀・)彡　(　･ิ-･ิ) Dammit.

(　･ิ-･ิ) Do you realize just how bothersome it is to cover for you, ya fat bitch?

（　　　　・-・　 ） Oh, I'm so sorry.

( ´ω`) Okay, everybody with a beady-eyes mask, put it on now!

(( ・-・) Operation Piss Off Beady Eyes is now in full swing!

（　　　　・-・　 ） I'm too fat to get pissed off.

(( ・-・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

(( ・-・) We used to take pills, Junior. We used to take pills.

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／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Freshen your cup, hon?
i 　乂(( ・-・)! i
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　 DERAIL'S DINER　　 　==
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(( ・-・) Mitt- er, derailing threads!

>>396
(( ・-・) Good one, Grandpa!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is there a scrotum growing on your face?

(( ・-・) Put your mask back on!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is this thread even here?

( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up. Grandpa threads are a tradition to DQN.

(・∀・) >>404 Point not found!

(・∀・) Okay, I'll give you that one. But why do people keep posting in this thread?

( ´ω`) It's the internet. Anyone who's here by definiton has nothing better to do but post crap.

( ・-・) Especially me.

(　･ิ-･ิ) Heh heh... that never gets old.

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;・∀・;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Hey, Grandpa!

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;・∀・;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm your lawn! Stop walking on me!

( ・-・) Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

( ´ω`) Not my lawn. My lawn's pure Kentucky Wgrass.

(　@-@) Kukukukuu. My lawn's all gone to pot, so I smoked it.

( ´ω`) Sigh... might as well introduce yourself so we can see if your gimmick as already spoken for.

(　@-@) I'm Grandson. The 7 year old dumb grandson of a wise, charismatic old man. I ask lots of questions.

(・∀・) Wait, that's my gig.

?　? ?　?　??　? ?　??　? ?　??　? ?　??　? ?　?
?　? ?　　? ?　??　? ?　??　? ?　??　??　? ?　??　? ?　?
(・∀・)(　@-@) QUESTION ASK ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
?　? ?　??　? ?　??　? ?　??　? ?　????　? ?　??　?　? ?　?? ?　??　? ?　?
?　? ?　??　? ?　???　? ?　??　?　? ?　??　? ?　?? ?　?

　　　　　　　　　　　　　!! ! ! !　!! 　! !! ! ! !　!! 　! !　!!　!!! ! ! !　!! 　! !　!
QUESTION ANSWER MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA (´ω` )
　　　　　 　　　　 　　 　　!! !　! !　!! ! ! !　!! 　! !　! ! ! !　!! 　! !　!
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　!! ! ! !!! ! ! !　!! 　! !　! 　! !!! ! !　!! 　! !　!!!! ! ! !　!! 　!
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　!! ! ! !　!! 　! !　!!!! ! ! !　!! 　! !　!!

(・∀・) Being dissatisfied is really getting old, old man.

　　　　／￣|
　　　　|　　｜
　　　 ｜ 　｜.　∧＿∧
　 ,―　　　　＼<ヽ｀∀´>
　| ＿＿_） 　 ｜　　ノ
　| ＿＿_） 　 ｜）＿）
　| ＿＿_） 　 ｜
　ヽ＿＿）＿／

　　 　 ／⌒)
　　⊆.==卍|_
　　 ( ´ω`) This is my thread, and it will go the way I want it to.

　　 　 ／⌒)
　　⊆.==惱|_
　　 ( ´ω`) Fuck you, Junior.

　　 　 ／⌒)
　　⊆.==尻|_
　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEIL MITTENS!

　　 　 ／⌒)
　　⊆.==尻|_
　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Wait, I want the other hat.

　　 　 ／⌒)
　　⊆.==卍|_
　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEIL MITTENS!

　　 　 ／⌒)
　　⊆.==卍|_
　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!

( ´ω`) Well, that got old fast.

( ･∀･ ) Grandpa, you don't like hats?

　 ∧_∧　
　（ ・-・) I prefer cute cat ears.

　 ∧_∧　
　（ ・-・) Oh baby.

( ´ω`) I don't know, but it's disrespectful of you, Junior.

(・∀・) Sorry.

(・∀・) Grandpa, where did we come from?

（　・∀・）I'm Mona, Goddammit.

( ´(00)`) Being a pig here. Check me out. Oink and stuff.

(・∀・) Hehe snicker that's cute Grandpa, stop that.

(・∀・) Just like you.

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　☆

（ ・-・) Predictable Tsukkomi.

(( )∀・) I'm calling Child Services!

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　　　 　 　∩ﾟДﾟ）＜　Child Services.
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. Child Services　　|
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　　 ___　　　　○(・∀・)
　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
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／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Grandpa beat me up again.
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

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　　　 　 　∩ﾟДﾟ）＜　I'm sure he had good reason.
□………(つ　　| 　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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. Child Services　　|
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　　 ___　　　　○(´ω`)
　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
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／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Hey, old bud! Wanna go out for a drink?
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

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　　　 　 　∩ﾟДﾟ）＜　Sure. Hey, smack Junior for me.
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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
. Child Services　　|
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((x)∀・) Child Services, I hate you.

（ ・-・) snicker

　　　　　　　　 C∧ ∧　 ∩
　　 ___　　　　○(´ω`)彡☆
　／◎＼……C⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　　　　　　∧
／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Guess what I'm doing right now!
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

　　　　　 　∧ ∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　 　 　∩ﾟДﾟ）＜　Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
□………(つ　　| 　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
. Child Services　　|
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　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆ This is the highest point my threads have seen since part 1!
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　☆

((x))∀・) Good Grandpas, don't try this at home. You could get a broken wrist.

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Security here, nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆ I'll show you sore butts!!
　　　　⊂彡　☆( ・∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　☆　(＿＊＿)つ

( ´ω`) That's for running around without your pants on.

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ You probably shouldn't be uh hitting him like that I don't think, nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ Or is it you ARE supposed to abuse children, nya. It must have been, nya. Grandpa always follows the law, nya.

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆-ﾍ
　　　　⊂彡　☆*´ｰ｀ﾐ Ow nya ow nya ow nya ow nya dammit nya
　　　　　　　〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

( ´ω`) Fuck yeah, I'm on a roll.

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,・∀・)彡 Hah, your back's turned, old fart!
　　　　⊂彡☆))ω`) !

( `ω´) Ju...nior...

　　　 ∧__∧
　　　（,,・∀・) Uh, oh, he's italicized now...

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Italicized ~nyaa? We do not allow mafioso here, Mobpa ~nyaa!
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

( `ω´) Go outside and guard the house.

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Let the whole place burn the hell down, nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

( ´ω`) * checks insurance *

( ´ω`) I'm good with that.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The world is in constant flux.

( ´ω`) And what are YOU suppose to be?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Your place is not to ask questions, and mine is not to answer. I'm just the narrator. Usually I try to have some kind of ironic twist or moral in these things, but.. I got nothing this time.

(・∀・) Ok, so what are YOU suppose to be?

( ´ω`) I'm your grandpa, you brain-damaged short stack.

(・∀・) Since when have I been short stack?

(　･ิm･ิ) Short Change got rained on
(　･ิm･ิ) By his own .38.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Frankpa!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why are you doing Tom Waits now?

(　･ิm･ิ) It seemed appropriate, Suzy.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suzy?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wowie ZOWIE!

( ´ω`) Get the fuck out of my thread, you hungry freaks.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Creamcheese creamcheese creamcheese CREAMCHEESE!

(・-・) Mittens, the "I can haz creamcheeze"-shtick is so old that Grandpa first performed it in Salem's town square. The old cat was then promptly burned as a spawn of Satan.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You are SO out of the loop.

( ・-・) Don't get confrontational, Mittens. It doesn't solve anything and only makes you look more like the idiot you actually are.

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,, ﾟ ヮﾟ)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))・-・) ow how ow typical ow
　　　　　☆

（・∀・ ） I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆ I'm not going to stop until you realize how dumb you are!
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
　　　　　☆

（・∀・）Grandpa, when did Something Awful start becoming so sensitive, politically correct and "touchy-feely"?

( ´ω`) When Lowtax lost the fight to Uwe Boll.

( ・-・) I just visited Something Awful and thought I had come across some domain parker. The only thing worse is to look like 2ch.

( ´ω`) All sites look like domain parkers when you can't read.

(( )・∀・) Ha! Zing!

( ・o・) ...

( ・-・) You said you'd never say anything about that!

(　･ิ-･ิ) Lady, you deserved it.

(　･ิ-･ิ) I don't know what I saw in you.

( ・-・) Mom 'n' Dad made us get married. Family tradition.

　　　　　(＼　 ∩___∩
　　　　　　く ｀(:::ﾟ●ﾟ::) HYYYAAAAA 495get-jutsu!
　　　　　　　＼　 ｙと_）
　　　　　　　／　　　　＼
　　　　　　　し￣￣￣＼,)

( ´ω`) Congratulations!!!!

(・∀・) Yeah 495get! Way to go!

(　･ิ-･ิ) Awesome!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That was the best get I've ever seen!!

ω Junior, have you seen the rest of my face?

(・∀・) Yeah, it's right down here.

)`( ´

ω can I have it back?

)`ω( ´ There.

)`ω( ´ Do I look okay?

(・∀・)っ-̾ Absolutely, never looked better.

( ´ω`) So who's your new friend?

)`ω( ´Call me Innerthighpa.

)`(!)( ´ And I'm his wive, Vajma.

(・∀・) Yes, Grandpa, you look fine.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like these new characters.

(・∀・) Did you know they're mitten-hating extremists?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kill the heathens!

)`ω´( Aw c'mon, Mittens. Give Innerthighpa a kiss!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) No.

( ・-・) I'll frenchkiss your wife.

(・∀・) Hi, I'm junior.

(・∀・) Hi, I'm junior. I'm Junior

(・∀・) Hi, my name is junior. Please help me get young!

( ´ω`) No. Please help ME get young.

( ´ω`) Or help me get something young.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is this thread supposed to be about? I forgot.

( ´ω`) You ask questions, I answer them. I don't know what the rest of these freeloaders are doing here.

(・∀・) How in the hell are they getting here?

( ´ω`) Maybe we should charge :10bux: per post to anyone who's not one of us two.

(・∀・) Lord knows you're already a foot fetishist with a poor grip on sanity - let's complete your imitation of Lowtax.

( ・-・) I'll happily pander to Grandpa's foot fetishism by shoving a boot up his arse.

( ´ω`) I didn't see any money, Beady Eyes. Delete your post or suffer the consequences.

( ・-・)つ Don't make me take out my boxing gloves, Grandtax!

☆*：.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ･( ´ω`)(・-・ )：.｡. .｡.：･゜ﾟ･*☆
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( ・-・) Why do I have an ass without an asshole? Besides the asshole standing next to it.

( ・-・) If I'm the asshole, then that would explain Grandpa's constant erection around me.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This THREAD is under investigation for Anti-Elitist obscenity, violating Community Standards and undermining our children's minds with Collectivist Propaganda.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ....

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ HA! Now you know how it feels!

( ´ω`) My constant what?

( ・ω・) I think he said constant ejaculation.

(　　ﾉ`) Got any questions for Grandma, Junior?

(・∀・) Grandma, aren't you dead?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what happened to Grandma?

( ´ω`) Don't bring up issues that are dead and buried.

WE ARE THE MIGHTY GRANDPA DESTROYER FORCE AND WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY YOU.. JUNIOR!!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why am I trying to destroy myself if I'm the guy in the middle?

（＊・∀・ ）I AM SO OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU! LOOK MY FACE IS MUCH WIDER AND I HAVE SOME KIND OF STAR THING ON MY RIGHT CHEEK.

( ´ω`) It's kind of a go-inside-a-tree-and-destroy-an-evil-version-of-yourself sort of a thing. Like that movie, Super Jeddy Master or whatever it was called.

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( ´ω`) Security kitten, get rid of this get-stealing thing.

( ・ｰ・) That's not a star thing, it's a vein popping from tightening your muscles, Junior. BTW don't I have an awesome bod? I can't help but smirk when I see myself in the mirror.

( ´ω`) Neither can anyone else, rabbit boy.

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hello world

( ・ω・) Hello, disembodied italicized voice.

( ・ｰ・) I for one welcome our new programmer overlords,

( ´ω`) That catchphrase was old when I was young.

(・∀・) Yeah, it was funny when Kent Brockman said it BACK IN THE LAST CENTURY.

(/.-/.) Funny, -1.

hello world, how are you today?

(/.-/.) lol microSQUISH WINBLOWZ lol

( ´ω`) Hey, Slashdotpa, look! Beady Eyes is using Windows to run his webserver!

(/.-/.) Slashdotted already? Give me a mirror.

( ・-・) Hang on, am I a rabbit boy or a rabbit girl?

(　･ิ-･ิ) You're a rabbit girl. Your actual genitalia has nothing to do with it.

( ・-・) no wonder my panties are so uncomfortably tight.

( ・-・) Strange, I have this sudden urge to go lesbian on Junior.

(・∀・) Why is beady eyes acting like a fag?

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( ・-・) ur uglly

( ´ω`) What do you mean, "acting like"?

(・∀・) Is there some confusion here?

( ´ω`) Can I get no relief?

(・∀・) Well if you want it that bad, just ask him, jeez.

( ・-・) Uho! ii otoko

( ´ω`) Yamenaika?

( ・ω・) Jamaika! Bob Marley, Sean Paul and Papa San!

( ・-・) Yeah, Bob Marley and The, um, Whalers... good stuff, good stuff. Especially when they filled the reefer but didn't soot the debut tea.

　(・∀・) 573! 573! GO NA MI 573~
( ´ω`) in my day we just yelled the Konami code instead of just posting the number everywhere.
　(・∀・) wow I guess you're not that old? That was maybe 20 years ago...

( ・-・) Grandpa's a fake.

( ´ω`) I'm made out of the same Shift-JIS that you are, bunny girl.

( ・-・) I'm a fake bunny girl so what does that say about you?

( ´ω`) That I am free from the prison of Maya, for I realize that I am nothing and thus the poison of ego is purified and destroyed.

( ・-・) Well, la dee dah.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is Yoga?

( ´ω`) One of the greatest baseball players ever, Junior.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I get stronger?

( ´ω`) Near death experiences, Junior, whatever doesn't kill you... that reminds me.

(・∀・) Grandpa, if I have a near-life experience, will I get weaker?

( ´ω`) You cannot possibly get any weaker. Your disgusting physical strength is a constant reminder of the fallacies of in-breeding.

(・∀・) You're not exactly Charles Atlas yourself, old man.

( ・-・) And who started the inbreeding?

( ´ω`) Don't disrespect your elders, or I'll exercise my ability to vote and make abortion legal up to the 60th trimester.

( ・ω・) Well, as long as it doesn't apply to clones.

( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up, Clonepa, you were a failure. A fourth-grade level science project gone horribly wrong.

( ´ω`) You think you're all that because you can use tanasinn? Bitch, I AM tanasinn.

( ・ω・) You're tanasinn? I control tanasinn, so that means...
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( ・ω・) Grandpuppet, bring me a snack!

One family-sized bag of Grandpa Smacks coming up!
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( ・ω・) Grandpa, I command you to cease hitting me at once, and never hit me or insult me ever again!

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all the violence!
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( ・-・) You got off lightly.

( ・-・) I received the family-sized fag of Grandpa Fucks.

( ´ω`) Oooo, how original. Good comeback, Potsie.

( ・-・) Your sarcasm proves you love me.

( ・-・) Sicko!

( ´ω`) Someday, you're going to have to let go of that fantasy world you live in where people actually care what you say.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I found 600get lying in the street!

( ´ω`) That's a damn lie and you know it, people don't just leave GETs lying around.
( ´ω`)At least back in my day, you had to WORK for your GETs.

(・∀・) I'm going to go put a down payment on a PS3!

( ´ω`) PS3? Ah, what was it that some kid told me to say about it... Oh yeah.

( ´・ω（●）`) "WTF N00BZ GET A XBOX360 N GET FUCKEN HALOS INSTED !! PS3 FUCKN SUX FAGOT"

( ´ω`) Anyway, how are you supposed to pay for that? ...

( ´ω`)つ ! Where's my wallet?!

( ・-・) Hey, lookie what I bought, a PS3! Wanna play Japanese dating games with me Junior?

(・∀・) No. I hate you.

( ・-・) Well Junior, I happen to like you so much I'll give a piece of good advice here. Never steal money from people's wallets. Swipe their credit cards instead.

wth

( ´ω`) Hello there, disembodied spirit of a 60th trimester abortion.

Last 200 posts reported as crap.

( ´ω`) And you're obviously not making anything better >>609.

Incorrect. I sage.

Meanwhile, in Paris

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'm still waiting for my cake.

( ´ω`) Check with Darkpa. He's cleaned out every fridge in town. Maybe he has your cake.

Meanwhile, in Darkpa's secret base

（　｀ハ´）Excellent.

（　｀ハ´）‎The cake, I mean.‎

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ "Let them eat cake" they say but if I don't find a single cake soon I'll start a second French Revolution. These cheese-eating surrender monkeys need some spine and cake in them.

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　　/⌒ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　　Security here to wish you a happy holidays, nya!
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( ´ω`) Not quite that time yet, in both DQN and what I believe is known as "real life".

(・∀・) What happened on september 5000, granpa?

( ・ω・) We got drunk and played ping-pong, and then recorded a crap-ass song.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And ate cake.

Meanwhile, at Darkpa's poolside party

（　｀ハ´）Excellent.

（　｀ハ´）‎The song, I mean.

(・∀・) Why did clonepa answer for you, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) That's what I cloned them for. To do menial tasks so I can pursue more lofty ... pursuits.

（　｀ハ´）He keeps saying that, but then fails to crash my parties.

( ´ω`) I'm over in Science arguing against global warming being a bad thing because I'm old enough to have lived through the Medieval Warm Period, and it was a damn fine time.

Meanwhile, some unspecified but short distance in front of Darkpa's bubonic plague cultures

（　｀ハ´）Excellent.

（　｀ハ´）‎The weather, I mean.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like during the Jurassic period?

( ´ω`) We were just voles back in those days, and the dinosaurs mostly came out at night. Mostly.

( ´ω`) I remember eating Fruit Voleups with the guys, waiting for the velociraptors to go chase something else so we could go out and buy bags of cashews at the local 7/11.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what were cashews like during the Jurassic period?

( ´ω`) Each one weighed nine pounds. You could feed a family of four on one.

(・∀・) Ever battle a T-Rex then?

( ´ω`) Oh, to be young and foolish and stupid. There were no Tyrannosaurs in the Jurassic Period, Junior.

( ´ω`) However, I did ruin their shit during the late Cretaceous.

( ´ω`) You kids still use that phrase, right?

(・∀・) No, and I'd like it if you never did that again.

Meanwhile, While Darkpa plots something terrible.

（　｀ハ´）Excellent.

（　｀ハ´）‎My terrible plot, I mean.

Meanwhile, in front of the TV

( ・-・) Excellent.

( ・-・) Bill and Ted, I mean.

Meanwhile, in an unknown location
( ´ω`) Excellent
( ´ω`) AHHH thats the spot
( ´ω`) AHHHHHHHHH~~~

Meanwhile, in the place

（　｀ハ´）~CHOO.

（　｀ハ´）CHOO CHOO TRAIN.