( LΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
( LΦ`) That's a damn lie and you know it, people don't just leave GETs lying around.
( LΦ`)At least back in my day, you had to WORK for your GETs.
(EΝE) I'm going to go put a down payment on a PS3!
( LΦ`) PS3? Ah, what was it that some kid told me to say about it... Oh yeah.
( LEΦij`) "WTF N00BZ GET A XBOX360 N GET FUCKEN HALOS INSTED !! PS3 FUCKN SUX FAGOT"
( LΦ`) Anyway, how are you supposed to pay for that? ...
( LΦ`)Β ! Where's my wallet?!
( E-E) Hey, lookie what I bought, a PS3! Wanna play Japanese dating games with me Junior?
(EΝE) No. I hate you.
( E-E) Well Junior, I happen to like you so much I'll give a piece of good advice here. Never steal money from people's wallets. Swipe their credit cards instead.
wth
( LΦ`) Hello there, disembodied spirit of a 60th trimester abortion.
Last 200 posts reported as crap.
( LΦ`) And you're obviously not making anything better >>609.
Incorrect. I sage.
Meanwhile, in Paris
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ I'm still waiting for my cake.
( LΦ`) Check with Darkpa. He's cleaned out every fridge in town. Maybe he has your cake.
Meanwhile, in Darkpa's secret base
i@MnLjExcellent.
i@MnLjThe cake, I mean.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ "Let them eat cake" they say but if I don't find a single cake soon I'll start a second French Revolution. These cheese-eating surrender monkeys need some spine and cake in them.
@@@@R@
@@@ @)@@R
@@@@(ρρρ)
@@/άΠ*L°MΠ@@@Security here to wish you a happy holidays, nya!
@ (@CΖΨ)8@l) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@M`|ͺͺΌ @@@@
@@@@ΎPΎ
( LΦ`) Not quite that time yet, in both DQN and what I believe is known as "real life".
(EΝE) What happened on september 5000, granpa?
( EΦE) We got drunk and played ping-pong, and then recorded a crap-ass song.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ And ate cake.
Meanwhile, at Darkpa's poolside party
i@MnLjExcellent.
i@MnLjThe song, I mean.
(EΝE) Why did clonepa answer for you, Grandpa?
( LΦ`) That's what I cloned them for. To do menial tasks so I can pursue more lofty ... pursuits.
i@MnLjHe keeps saying that, but then fails to crash my parties.
( LΦ`) I'm over in Science arguing against global warming being a bad thing because I'm old enough to have lived through the Medieval Warm Period, and it was a damn fine time.
Meanwhile, some unspecified but short distance in front of Darkpa's bubonic plague cultures
i@MnLjExcellent.
i@MnLjThe weather, I mean.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like during the Jurassic period?
( LΦ`) We were just voles back in those days, and the dinosaurs mostly came out at night. Mostly.
( LΦ`) I remember eating Fruit Voleups with the guys, waiting for the velociraptors to go chase something else so we could go out and buy bags of cashews at the local 7/11.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what were cashews like during the Jurassic period?
( LΦ`) Each one weighed nine pounds. You could feed a family of four on one.
(EΝE) Ever battle a T-Rex then?
( LΦ`) Oh, to be young and foolish and stupid. There were no Tyrannosaurs in the Jurassic Period, Junior.
( LΦ`) However, I did ruin their shit during the late Cretaceous.
( LΦ`) You kids still use that phrase, right?
(EΝE) No, and I'd like it if you never did that again.
Meanwhile, While Darkpa plots something terrible.
i@MnLjExcellent.
i@MnLjMy terrible plot, I mean.
Meanwhile, in front of the TV
( E-E) Excellent.
( E-E) Bill and Ted, I mean.
Meanwhile, in an unknown location
( LΦ`) Excellent
( LΦ`) AHHH thats the spot
( LΦ`) AHHHHHHHHH~~~
Meanwhile, in the place
i@MnLj~CHOO.
i@MnLjCHOO CHOO TRAIN.
Meanwhile, in Siberia
@@@@ @@@^άR@@@@
@@@@ @@/ijij @@excuse me may i pass through here
@@@@ @@|@Δͺͺͺ²/@@@
@@@@ @@| /MΖΖL@@@@
@@@@ @ //@| |@ @@@@
@@@@ @t@ .t@ @
@_,,..-\'"ά"~P"~άήή"'''@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
ή~,,,....-=-]γ"ήήs"~PY"ή=Π
s@@|@@ l,Q,,/_@,,/l@@|
,.-r '"l_,,j@@/@ |/@ L,,,/
,,/|,^_,/@,|__,i,,,/ ^
V_@,,/_,| @,,Θ,,|/
Meanwhile, over at DQN
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before Beady Eyes?
( LΦ`) It was excellent.
( E-E) Pay no attention to that senile old fart, Junior.
( LΦ`) Didn't I tell you to get the fuck out of my house forever ago?
( E-E) Calm down Grandpa, lest you shit yourself in sheer rage.
(EΝE) So where were you going with that whole "Grandpa take up and wake your pills" thing anyway?
( E-E) It was an attempt to get Grandpa into Employment, Education and Training. EET your pills, har har.
(EΝE) Oh. Good thing we fought that gag as hard as we did. It really sucked.
( E-E) You're just too stupid to get it, but that comes with being of Grandpa's bloodline.
( LΦ`) Upon further reflection, your pills gag reveals a paucity of vision.
( E-E) EET ees slander! Ay have mucho visiones!
( LΦ`) Go back to Guadalacaca, where the people grudgingly accept you.
( E-E) But I already booked you on a flight to Guanocacaracha! See, ticket code EET-337. Just remember to avoid jetlag by taking your pills.
( LΦ`) Eh, it's your money. I'm staying here in my thread.
( E-E) But I used YOUR money.
( LΦ`) You are clearly mistaken, I already spent every cent I had on beer.
(EΝE) Dad, somebody took all the monopoly money from my monopoly box.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) It must be banditos!
( E-E) Holy Frijoles! I've been found out!
|c
( E-E) Grandpa, what was life like before Hatsune Miku?
@@@@R@
@@@ @)@@R
@@@@(ρρρ)
@@/άΠ*L°MΠ@@@I guess no one wants gifts, nya...
@ (@CΖΨ)8@l) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@M`|ͺͺΌ @@@@
@@@@ΎPΎ
( LΦ`) Let grandpa see some of those "Gifts" you youngsters are talking about.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(έ~c~c~c~c~cj~c~cj~c)
@R@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,,Έ.mέ~@@@ c~cj~c~c~cj~c)''"
@)@@R@@@@@@@@@@²²²²²²²@@@@@@@ lmή@άR@@@@@@@@@c~cj~cj~c)''"
@(ρρρ)@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,,..€;;:`''"ήή@@@@@@ j@@Έ@@@@~c~cj~c,,j
@Π*L°MΠ@@ ^@@@_,,..€;;:`-:''"ήάή@@@@@@@@@@c@,,@@@@ άR@@@@@@c"
@/@@ ͺRj@@:ή:ή@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'"ή@@@@@@@@@ ~cjc'
@΅[-i@@@@_`ήάMή"''`-€:;;,_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@j@@@c,,mc`''"@ ,,~
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ άMή"''`-€:;;,,,@.,,..€,,. ,,c@
Π*L°MΠ The flamethrower is all I have packed with me, but I have many more at my condo, nya.
( LΦ`) Ah. Seems about right. Brig me back a russian gun, please.
( LΦ`) Sorry about the brig thig, I do't kow how to type the key betwee b ad m.
( LΦ) I am the ( LΏ
) and the ( LΦ`), the { and the }.
Π*L°MΠ I AM 666, I AM SATANIC, I LISTEN TO MARYALIN MANSONS.
iEΝEj Grandpa, can I have a dollar? If you say o it means yes.
@ΏΦ-Ν
@RΠ*L°MΠ Security back, nya. SUPER KUNG-FU SECURITY STANCE, NYAAAAAA!
@@@_Ό_
@@@ n-€@j`
@@@@@@Ύ
iEΝEj Oh, right. You owe me 200 of them.
iEΝEj Grandpa, why is >>71 such an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball?
iEΝEj I'm not a barkeep, but I'm tender... Should I sing?
(EΝE) Grandpa, who's that guy in the post above me? He's got fat cheeks.
q (EΝE) p@ Grandpa, what was life like before hands?
(EΝE) Grandpa, am I asking you too many questions?
(EΝE) Or are there multiple juniors asking too many questions?
(EΝE) If the former was the case, would you approve?
(EΝE) Why am I here? What is my point in life? Was I created only to meaningless questions?
(EΝE) What was life like before I was born?
( LΦ`) Junior, get out of the cloning vats. Remember what happened last time?
(EΦE) i happened, babey
( LΦ`) Yes, >>71pa, you happened. You also happen to be an aggravating unintelligent dirtball.
(EΦE) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.
(EΝE) Grandpa, is there an echo in here?
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.uk__[][]@ui ui [][]
@@____@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|‘£@ /Ι RT@@ @......@@@@@@......
L:::::ΦikΝA__ @@@@@@@@@@@@ί@k|@@@.....:::::::::::::::::::::::@@::::::::::::::::::::::
@MR:::>^:::@__,,..M°-@A@ @@@@@@@@.....:::::::@@@@@@@::@::@@@@@@::@::
@@@y'::::-@=:::::::@@@@R@@@@B @@@...::::::@@@@@@@@ ::@::@@@@@@::@::
@@ ,::::::::::@c:::mΙmΙ)Ιr ......@@@...:::::@@@@@@@@@ ::@::@@@@@@::@::
@@@@P@ m::Ϊί ίΙi...:::@ :::..@::::@@@@@@@@@@SCREW YOUR FUCKING
@@@o@B@ M"'k:_(Β(Β:::::@@@:::::@@@@@@@@@@ECHO!@@@@@::@::
@::::@@@@@@,/::i!___i!i@:::::....::::: ::::....@@@@@@@ ::@::@@@@@@::@::
@@@::::@n @M`R,_i'R,i"@@B@@@@:::::....@@@@::@::@@@@@@::@::
@@@@@::::@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:::::::....::@::@@@@@@::@:u Vu V
@@@..::::::@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@‘°’@@@@@| / | /
@@@@@ͺͺͺ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @Pr7m [][] u |@ Ϊ@.Ϊ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|Ι@@@ mm@n@n
Why do we need all the VIOLENCE?!
@@@Θ Θ @
@@@(@ί ί)@@@|@|@
@@Ζ@@@j@ @ |@|
@@ x@/m@@@ l
@@@ /@j@ @ < @>__©Ώ
@ Q/΅'@^^. umΪί ίΙ/ WAAHHH
@iQtc@@@@@ @@/
( LΦ`) Whoa, they have some weird stuff on that picture box you have.
(EΝE) Ok. Now THAT looks retarded.
( LΦ`) Looks like it's retarded fish for dinner, Junior.
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ Nya.
`(,_Ι
( LΦ`) No fish for you.
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L-MΠ Nyawwwwww...
`(,_Ι
( LΦ`) No means no.
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*M-LΠ GAO!
`(,_Ι
><> < Eat me!
( LΦ`)@Some guy calling himself a "Corean" said something like that the other day.
(EΝE)@You want us to do to you what we did to him?
(EΝE) Grandpa, if a bunch of letter 'x' ask me to consume them, should I? And how long do I have to cook them before eating?
( LΦ`)@Go ahead. It's your funeral.
@ @ΘΘ@ @ ΚQΚ@@ @Φ-Ν
@@(,,ί[ί)@@(@ίΝί)@@ Π*L°MΠ@Security here, nya, with my trainees.
`(,,QΙ@ `(,,QΙ@ `(,_Ι@We got a call about some annoying kid asking stupid questions