( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
((#)∀・) Ah, it has swollen.
(( # )∀・) Ow....
(( # )∀・) Grandpa help me!
∧__∧ ∩ If you insist.
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
☆
((###)∀・) ...
((###)∀・) Grandpa, why do you hit me?
( ´ω`) Yes.
ヽ(。_°)ノHAY GRANPA derp
( ´ω`) I'm sorry, did you say something?
ヽ(。∵∴_∵∴°)ノ NOM NOM NOM
(´^ิω＾ิ) dDDuuUurrrRRRrr STUP DTEELIN MUG BIT, KLUND
((###)・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like before 4chan came here?
( ´ω`) back then, putting sage in the Link field was the polite thing to do.
(#∀・) It's just a cute little tard isn't it?
(´^ิω＾ิ) dDDuuUurrrRRRrr duR dUr
( ´ω`) No, its not.
∧__∧ ∩
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))ω＾ิ) DUR! DURDUR! DUUUURRRRR!
☆
( ´ω`) That felt good.
(・∀・) DQN, I would like to announce that I am leaving you to train on Mount Dokkyun until I am the strongest man in the universe. Then, and only then, shall I return, to make good on my oath and slay Grandpa.
(・∀・) I mean, I'm off to camp, grandpa!
(・∀・) (I think he'll buy that story)
( ´ω`) Have fun at camp.
( ´ω`) (once he's outta here, I'm moving to Baltimore.)
( ・-・) Sounds awesome, guys.
( ・-・) (once they're asleep, I'm going to stuff so many pills into their faces...)
(・ω・) (∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴)
Meanwile, waiting at Mount Dokkyun...
（ ｀ハ´）.oO(Two weeks of being eaten by mosquitoes and having to supervise dozens of brats... why did I volunteer for this ridiculous idea for a summer camp?)
(´^ิω＾ิ) dDDuUUuRrrrRRr ABUS! NUE RAF SLAW MIT!
(・∀・) (Nobody told me there really was a children's camp on this mountain!)
（ ｀ハ´） Junior, stop staring into space and finish your macaroni picture.
Meanwhile, in Baltimore...
( ´ω`) Thar's a car!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Whar?
( ´ω`) Ova thar!
Meanwhile, in Machu Picchu...
(´^ิω＾ิ)
（ ｀ハ´）This Inca summer camp blows. As if these brats weren't enough da live lama spat on me.
(・∀・) Darkpa, I must kindly ask of you to tutor me in the arts of manly battle, so that I might become the strongest man in the universe and best the evil and degenerate Grandpa in a combat to the death.
(´^ิハ＾ิ) dDdDDduUUUrrR OKAY GUNWOR, FMIRST LESSORN. A B A B UP DOWN LEFT UP IS HOWT TU DOS KACK. I ALM GUD AT JAMES.
（ ｀ハ´）Don't listen to him, that was just a science project I was working on that went wrong, very VERY wrong. But as for your fighting matter, if you just believe in yourself and travel to distant lands, you will become mighty.
（ ｀ハ´）..Wait, you said you'd kill Grandpa?
（ ｀ハ´）Hm..Let me know when this judgment day occurs. I shall assist you.
（ ｀ハ´）Until then, try to avoid getting glue all over the table.
（ ｀ハ´） Well, it's about time.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Ever time you kill me, I become stronger.
(´^ิω＾ิ) I
(´^ิ∀＾ิ) Will
(´^ิ-＾ิ) Replace
ﾐ*´^ิｰ＾ิ) Each
(´^ิヮ＾ิ) And
(´^ิハ＾ิ) Every
<丶^ิ∀＾ิ> One
щ(´^ิД＾ิщ) Of
(屮´^ิД＾ิ)屮 You
(凸´^ิД＾ิ)凸 Until
((/ (´^ิ.ㄟ) I
(⊺●Д＾ิ) Am
⊂二二二(´^ิω＾ิ)二二二⊃ The
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´^ิｰ＾ิﾐ Only
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━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
人
（＿_）
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（ ＿＿ ）
（ ´^ิ∀＾ิ） ＜ Wait.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ´ω`) Okay, thread's all yours. I'm gonna go get hammered.
|ω` ) And I am OUTTA HERE...
|彡
(´^ิω＾ิ) Huh? Fuck, now it's no fun anymore.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Oh well. He'll be back.
(´^ิω＾ิ) They always come back.
(´^ิ∀＾ิ) Durr?
(´^ิω＾ิ) No, Hurr.
( ・-・) Man, you guys are really good at derailing threads.
(´^ิ-＾ิ) Of course we are.
(''†ิω†ิ) Oh god, it's beautiful.
Spoilers: (´^ิω＾ิ) doesn't really exsist, he's just ( ・-・) imagination running amuck.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Is this the real life?
( ^ω^) OMG IM SO KAWAIIIIII!!!!
田中
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) Hi Grandpa. I forgot what my gimmick is.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Grandpa left. I'm in charge here now.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Your new gimmick is talking about how much you like to poop.
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...
(ﾟ-ﾟ*ﾐ I'm underage but I'm sure I can "persuade" the bartender into giving me a few drinks.
(´^ิ౪＾ิ) HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY DRRRRRRrRRRrR
( ´ω`) No, shut the fuck up.
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rくト､ヽ‐／ Ατσάλι είναι το σώμα μου, και φωτιά είναι το αίμα μου.
r＜＼_〕lﾆﾆ〕ｽｰ- _ Έχω δημιουργήσει πάνω από χίλια σπαθιά.
f⌒ヽ N＼_人｀Y＞ト､ lﾊ Άγνωστος στον θάνατο.
| ヽ、 〉 l l Y l Μη γνωστός στη ζωή.
| ﾘ / .人_ V }lｲ Έχω υπομείνει πόνο για να δημιουργήσω πολλά όπλα.
l ｲ ／ノィ⌒ヽトｲ { Μα αυτά τα χέρια δεν θα κρατήσουν ποτέ τίποτα.
| r＜（ （ ｯ､ﾉ ｝ l| Οπότε καθώς προσεύχομαι, "Ατελείωτων Λεπίδων Εργασίες."
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ﾄ､_丿 ｢〕 lー―‐〆l !
`ﾍﾍﾍj l ／／l !
( ・-・) Remember, you exist only as long as I will it.
( ・-・) Ooo, a butterfly!
(´^ิω＾ิ) Perhaps. Or perhaps, you are the imagined one, and I am real?
Meanwhile...
(・∀・) At last, I have become the strongest man in the universe. I feel as though I can destroy Grandpa now...
∧__∧ ∩ All you did was make a macaroni picture of Mittens. Silence.
（,,｀ハ´)彡☆ She doesn't acknowledge your existence by the way.
⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow ow sorry ow ow
☆
（ ｀ハ´）Now, let's move onto drawing. Take out your crayons, Junior. Now, draw what you think will make you stronger.
Λ＿Λ
（；・∀・ ） YEAH! YEAHHHH!
(( （ つ Λ＿Λ
) ,ｨ⌒(；ﾟ ヮﾟ ) Oh JUNIOR!
（_（__人__,つ ､つ
(・∀・)つヽ How's this?
（ハ´ ）...
Λ＿Λ
（；・∀・ ） YEAH! YEAHHHH!
(( （ つ Λ＿Λ
) ,ｨ⌒(´^ิω＾ิ ) Oh JUNIOR!
（_（__人__,つ ､つ
( ´ω`) Get the hell out of my thread. All of you.
(´^ิω＾ิ) But you gave it to me!
(´^ิω＾ิ) Despise.
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzz
(´^ิω＾ิ) Fine. Bye. I didn't really want your smelly old thread anyway.
( ・-・) Guess derailment is up to me again.
Meanwhile, in Burkina Faso
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）.:.:;;.;;;.:.）
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(´^ิω＾ิ) You can't get rid of us that easily.
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(´^ิ∀＾ิ)
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━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ´^ิ∀＾ิ） ＜
（つ つ
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( ´ω`) get rid of who now?
Meanwhile, in Pompei
／⌒ヽ
/ ´_ゝ`） I think it's gonna rain soon.
| /
| /| |
// | |
Ｕ .Ｕ
( ´ω`) Where's my grandson? I need help getting rid of this shit.
Meanwhile, in Osaka
(・∀・) What am I doing here? I can't remember anything.
Meanwhile, in the Grandpa thread
／⌒ヽ
/ ´^ิ_ゝ＾ิ） dDDDUUuUuuRRRRrRR EXKOOZ ME MAR I PLASS THROU
| / HEER?
| /| |
// | |
Ｕ .Ｕ
( ´ω`) No.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is his gimmick even more tired and repetitive than Rei's?
( ´ω`) The person who posts him thinks it's really funny and never gets old, son.
(・∀・) We should get MODD to ban him.
( ´ω`) Unfortunatly, MODD is also a tired, repetitive gimmick.
(・∀・) Then... What about... Goddoman?
( ´ω`) GODDOMAN IS QUITE A WINNER JUNIOR
( ´ω`) I MUST SAY
( ´ω`) WHOA YEAH GODDOMAN
Meanwhile, in Saitama
＼ │ ／
／￣＼
／￣~＼ ∀・ ）─ saitama～
／~~~~~~~~＼_／＼
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＼ │ ／
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／￣~＼ ω` ）─ grandpa～
／~~~~~~~~＼_／＼
／ ＼
／ ＼
∧ ∧ ∧ ∧
grandpa～ ヽ(´ω )ﾉ ヽ( ´ω)ﾉ grandpa～
( ) ( )
< └ ┘ >
＼ │ ／
／￣＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
─（ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ ）＜ SAITAMASAITAMA！
＼＿／ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／ │ ＼
∩ ∧ ∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼∩ ∧ ∧ ＼（ ﾟ∀ﾟ）＜ SaitamaSaitamaSaitama！
Saitamaaaaaaa！ ＞（ ﾟ∀ﾟ ）/ ｜ / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ｜ 〈 ｜ ｜
/ ／＼_」 / ／＼」
￣ / ／
(´^ิ∀＾ิ) Grandpa, why doesn't anyone ever 2GET anymore?
( ´ω`) Wipe all that mascara off, Junior. You look like a Cabaret extra.
(・∀・) That's better. Where did that come from anyways, and what was I drinking last night?
( ´ω`) MD 20/20, Junior. The wine of last century.
(・∀・) I remember singing about a time warp or something...
(´^ิω＾ิ) Please kill me, I'm stupid and not funny. Rid me of this pain Grandpa, please.
( ・-・) Since when did you have to be funny to be in a Grandpa thread?
( ´ω`) Certainly never stopped you...
( ・-・) aww, that hurts.
(・∀・) asshole.
(´^ิω＾ิ) When has anything on DQN ever been funny? Sure, it was good for awhile, but the whole meaning of DQN is to be bad, unfunny, shitty, etc. Thus, the name DQN.