( LƒÖ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
(EÍE) Grandpa, why do the kittens want to see Beady Eyes?
( LƒÖ`)@Like Junior said, you want Beady Eyes. He's over there, pretending he's a bandito.
( E-E) Holy Frijoles! Los Federales!
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what is a panda?
( LƒÖ`) It's a common, though not very effective insult in the perpetual insult thread.
(EÍE) GrandPanda, what is a pa?
( LƒÖ`) Grand.
(EÍE) You didn't actually have to answer that. It wasn't even funny.
iLE„DEjPenis.
( LƒÖ`) Splendid.
iLE„DEjVagina.
( LƒÖ`) Dentata.
iLE„DEjFuck.
(EÍE) Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase...
(EÍE) Vagina Dentata, ain't no fappin' craze...
wow, you guys seem to have alot of fun..
iLE„DEjVoice with no body attached.
( LƒÖ`) Fantastic.
iLE„DEj My gimmick is that I'm fat and worried.
( LƒÖ`) Fantastic.
(EÍE) Ore wa SHIKKAAAAIIIDER!!
( LƒÖ`) Utter tripe.
(EÍE) wa-Wa-WA-WASUREMONO! Ore wa wa Suremonoooo....
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iR‚Öj Ore Sanjou! DQN Rider Ichigo!
( LƒÖ`) Rider? That's it Junior, bedtime! Grandpa just remembered ha has to watch the Fate stay knight porn vid.
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(EÍE) I kinda like this new guy, Grandpa.
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( LƒÖ`) Stop that, you're ruining a beautiful scene in the movie.
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( LƒÖ`) Who let these deformed mutants here?
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( LƒÖ`) What? Speak up, I can't hear you!
( E-E) Take your pills.
(EÍE) Grandpa, if I stop being happy one day, how will one recognize me from beady eyes ?
( LƒÖ`) Ignorance is bliss, junior, you'll always be happy.
(EÍE) Yay!
( E-E) Take your pills!
(EÍE) YOU take your pills!
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( LƒÖ`) You know, you should take your pills.
PRO TIP: Take your pills.
(EÍE) Can I have some of his pills?
( LƒÖ`) Only if you intend to sell 'em, Junior.
( E-E) Oh, so NOW the pills gag is funny?
( LƒÖ`) Go climb a wall of gibbelsigs.
( E-E) but those things are all squishy and gross!
( LƒÖ`) Do it anyway, faggot.
(||L„tM) Do what he says, son, he's your mother afterall.
(EÍE) You always were senial, Great Grandma.
( E-E) You don't pay much attention in school, do you?
( LƒÖ`) The gibbelsig wall is right over there waiting for you.
(EÍE) Yeah! Up against the wall, Beady Eyes!
( E-E) Holy Frijoles! The peasantos are revolting!
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( LƒÖ`) "Peasantos"?
( E-E) I'm spanish. Fuck you.
( LƒÖ`) They why don't you say "Taik yor PEELS Senyore!"
( E-E) Because im not DUMB spanish.
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( LƒÖ`) El Stupido.
(EÍE) Hey Quicksdraw!
( E-E) Wake up junior.
( LƒÖ`) And we're back to that.
( LƒÖ`) You firing your writers was a bad mistake. Without them, you're hopeless.
( LƒÖ`) You got that? You-o Hopeless-o!
( E-E) My writers wern't paid, I just threatened them with death.
( E-E) And I killed them recently.
( E-E) Just like youll do to everyone if you dont take your pills.
(EÍE) I flushed his pills down the toilet, just like he asked.
( E-E) Well, at least now the toilet isn't going to be killing anyone.
( LƒÖ`) Yeah, you're just killing the thread.
( E-E) Are you stupid, old man? DQN has been dead for at least a year! Stuff your thread!
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what were Grandpa threads like before this beady eyed little pill pushing ladyboy rabbit thing appeared and got so annoying?
( L-`) It was a boring place with nothing but a grouchy old self-important grandfag like me answering stupid questions asked by his retarded sexually confused grandson who ironaically enough doesn't have the balls to ask Mittens out.
( LƒÖ`) Damn it all. I forgot about Clonepa II.
( E-`) Huh? There's a Clonepa II?
( L-`) Get out of here, I'm the new crapass in town.
i ¥ƒÖ¥jYou couldn't crapass your way out of a paper bag.
( LƒÖ`) That is not a pleasant image, Clonepa.
(EÍE) Granpda, I'm going to ask Mittens out. And then assrape her like you always did to me.
( LƒÖ`) That is not a pleasant image, Junior.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Hay guys whats going on in this thread
( ß ƒŽß) I brought you all mittens!
<˜¤MÍL> Did some one say my name, Nida?
i@MƒnLjHello, it seems every one is at grandpa's
Ð*L°MÐ Security here, nya.
Ð*ß°ß) It's been a long time, Grandpa.
(*ß°ß) It's been a while for me too!
(L¥ƒÖ¥) Shobon
( Ü-Ü) Did everyone miss me?
( ß ƒŽE) Did you get gloves too?
( ߃Žß) AND SOCKS, DON'T FORGET SOCKS!
( LƒÖ`) .... bye.
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