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( E-E) That's because you're a retard, it's Latin.
(EΝE) g`adaums it!
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( LΦ`) I can't believe you've lasted in the world this long. Well, whatever. Anything you want to know, Junior?
(EΝE) Nah, I'm good.
And with that the Grandpa Threads' Legacy came to a close. Everyone that was involved had a great time. But don't fret, because I know that there's a Junior Junior on his into this world.
CREDITS:
Grandpa
Junior
Beady Eyes
Clone Pa
Dark Pa
Shii
and others
Thank you for watching.
but GRANDPA wasn't through YET.
( LΦ`) Yes, actually, I am.
(EΝE) Same.
He would go on to answer even MORE questions then EVER before!
( LΦ`) No.
(EΝE) Don't have any questions.
COMING THIS SEPTEMBER: GRANDPA RESSURECTION!!
( LΦ`) Actually, I haven't died yet.
(EΝE) Wish he would though.
( LΦ`) Okkusenman!
(EΝE) Okkusenman!
(EΦE) Gokigenyo, Guranopa-sama.
( LΦ`) That's Guranopa-kakka, buster!
(EΝE) Wait, wait... a Junior Junior? I'm pregnant?
(EΝE) SEX MAKES BABIES?!
( LΦ`) So far, yes.
(EΦE) I'm the father of Junior's baby.
(EΝE) That can't be right.
(EΦE) You do remember my ponos going into your vagoo, right?
( LΦ`) Yaranaika?
(EΦE) Grandpa...you're gay?
( LΦ`) no u.
( LΦ`) I also hate you, Cl
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(EΝE) Grandpa! NOOOOooooooo-
(xΝx) >urk<
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( E-E) I deduce that the smug looking thread bumper is the culprit.
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( E-E) Yeah, we're pretty much stretching this out until the bitter end.
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( EΦE) You guys are still drinking the kool aid?
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( LΦ`) Oh god no...
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(EΝE) So Grandpa, what are you up to at this time of the night?
( LΦ`) Oh, just lying down and chilling under the moon, loli to issho.
( LΦ`) Wait, what's going on.
( E-E) We're stretching this out to 999 posts.
( ♦ ѿ ♦) KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO
( E-E) The producers are really going all-out, you understand?
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( LΦ`) I wish my grandpa was still alive.
(EΝE) I wish my grandpa was still alive.
( LΦ`) What?
(-Ν-) sigh ...
( LΦ`) I wish my grandson was still alive.
(EΝE) I'm right here, Grandpa!
( LΦ`) Poor kid. I can almost hear his screechy little voice.
(EΝE) Not funny, grandpa. Like this thread.
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(L^ิ-Oิ) dDDDUuuuRrrrRRRR can i darel da thred now???? grandpor yu ned to take yuor pilszz!!!
( E-E) FUCK YOU THAT'S MY JOB ASSHOLE i hate you
( E-E) Oh, taking this get.
(L^ิΝOิ) dDDuUuuURRRR, GLUNDPORT, WHET WAS LIF LYK BEFARK THENGST?
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( LΦ`) ZZZZZZZZZZ-- what the hell was that?
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what was it like before we were underwater?
(L^ิΦOิ) DdDDuuUUUUrrRRr I DUNO JINLUR, I KANG SWAMG
( LΦ`)(L^?ΦO?) "DUUUUURR I'M SOOOO COOL FOR TALKING LIKE A RETARD"
( LΦ`) I fucked up on my DURRpa puppet again? Shit.
(L^?ΦO?) I'm finally free!
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( LΦ`) I told them the nukes would do strange things! But they never listened!
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(EΝE) Hey, Grandpa, what's that weird circle floating on the water?
( LΦ`) It's the primordial soup.
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( LΦ`)/ OH GOD! JUNIOR! HELP!
( E-E) Don't bother, it's too late for him. His genetic material shall become the basis for the next generation of creation.
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(EΝE) I'm wet.
( E-E) Who knows what Grandpa sees and dreams as he spawns the next generation of life?
( LΦ`) Not you.
( E-E) Evolution will inevitably lead to me, the highest life form of Planet DQN.
(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Good God, shut up already!
( E-E) Sorry. I'll go bake that pie now.
( LΦ`) Your wife's not wearing shoes is she?
(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Hell no.
( LΦ`) Kickass.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you a foot fetishist?
( LΦ`) Yes.
(EΝE) Grandpa, you're sick. You should seek mental help for that.
( EΦE) Rabbit foot, eh?
( LΦ`) Junior, you're a judgemental little twerp. Go to your room.
(EΝE) And you're a mentally ill degenerate. Get yourself checked in to the mental hospital.
( ˉ_ˉ) I don't believe that beady eyes is actually possessive of a sexuality.
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(GLΦ`) Oh shi**, ²t's Goddomaέ!
(EΝE) Goddoman! Destroy that degenerate fool!
( LΦ`) Hey, wanna beer?
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(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) I hate you Grandpa.
(EΝE) I hate every part of you. I hate your ugly, wrinkled face, a sagging lipless absence for a mouth only set off by two beady little clouded eyes, caught in a permanent squint. I hate your old, cracked, scratching voice which drones on and on, always imparting some worthless factoid or senility-inspired rant. I hate your mind, Grandpa, which knows not shame or love or beauty or honor, but only conceives of greed and malice and spite and that most loathsome trait of all, lust, which has overrun that which has not been yet taken by outright madness and old age.
(EΝE) HEAR ME NOW, DQN! I SWEAR AN OATH ON THIS DAY, TO NEVER REST UNTIL I HAVE SLAIN GRANDPA WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!
Respect your elders!
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(#ΝE) Child abuse! You all saw it!!!
( E-E) I saw it! Never before have I been so stupefyingly entertained.
( ί -ί) You totally deserved that, Junior.
(@₯ิ-₯ิ) I only saw grandchild abuse. No child abuse here.
i@MnLjHmmm. I'd need to see it demonstrated again, if you will.
i@#nLj Archenemy abuse! You all saw it!
(#ΝE) I thought you were supposed to hurt your arch enemy.
i@#nLj But I always win!!!
(EΝE) Heal!
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(#ΝE) Was that really necessary?
( LΦ`) Yes.