( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
)`ω( ´ There.
)`ω( ´ Do I look okay?
(・∀・)っ-̾ Absolutely, never looked better.
( ´ω`) So who's your new friend?
)`ω( ´Call me Innerthighpa.
)`(!)( ´ And I'm his wive, Vajma.
(・∀・) Yes, Grandpa, you look fine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like these new characters.
(・∀・) Did you know they're mitten-hating extremists?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kill the heathens!
)`ω´( Aw c'mon, Mittens. Give Innerthighpa a kiss!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No.
( ・-・) I'll frenchkiss your wife.
(・∀・) Hi, I'm junior.
(・∀・) Hi, I'm junior. I'm Junior
(・∀・) Hi, my name is junior. Please help me get young!
( ´ω`) No. Please help ME get young.
( ´ω`) Or help me get something young.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is this thread supposed to be about? I forgot.
( ´ω`) You ask questions, I answer them. I don't know what the rest of these freeloaders are doing here.
(・∀・) How in the hell are they getting here?
( ´ω`) Maybe we should charge :10bux: per post to anyone who's not one of us two.
(・∀・) Lord knows you're already a foot fetishist with a poor grip on sanity - let's complete your imitation of Lowtax.
( ・-・) I'll happily pander to Grandpa's foot fetishism by shoving a boot up his arse.
( ´ω`) I didn't see any money, Beady Eyes. Delete your post or suffer the consequences.
( ・-・)つ Don't make me take out my boxing gloves, Grandtax!
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( ・-・) Why do I have an ass without an asshole? Besides the asshole standing next to it.
( ・-・) If I'm the asshole, then that would explain Grandpa's constant erection around me.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This THREAD is under investigation for Anti-Elitist obscenity, violating Community Standards and undermining our children's minds with Collectivist Propaganda.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ....
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ HA! Now you know how it feels!
( ´ω`) My constant what?
( ・ω・) I think he said constant ejaculation.
( ﾉ`) Got any questions for Grandma, Junior?
(・∀・) Grandma, aren't you dead?
( ´ω`) Don't bring up issues that are dead and buried.
WE ARE THE MIGHTY GRANDPA DESTROYER FORCE AND WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY YOU.. JUNIOR!!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why am I trying to destroy myself if I'm the guy in the middle?
（＊・∀・ ）I AM SO OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU! LOOK MY FACE IS MUCH WIDER AND I HAVE SOME KIND OF STAR THING ON MY RIGHT CHEEK.
( ´ω`) It's kind of a go-inside-a-tree-and-destroy-an-evil-version-of-yourself sort of a thing. Like that movie, Super Jeddy Master or whatever it was called.
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( ´ω`) Security kitten, get rid of this get-stealing thing.
( ・ｰ・) That's not a star thing, it's a vein popping from tightening your muscles, Junior. BTW don't I have an awesome bod? I can't help but smirk when I see myself in the mirror.
( ´ω`) Neither can anyone else, rabbit boy.
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( ・ω・) Hello, disembodied italicized voice.
( ・ｰ・) I for one welcome our new programmer overlords,
( ´ω`) That catchphrase was old when I was young.
(・∀・) Yeah, it was funny when Kent Brockman said it BACK IN THE LAST CENTURY.
(/.-/.) Funny, -1.
hello world, how are you today?
(/.-/.) lol microSQUISH WINBLOWZ lol
( ´ω`) Hey, Slashdotpa, look! Beady Eyes is using Windows to run his webserver!
(/.-/.) Slashdotted already? Give me a mirror.
( ・-・) Hang on, am I a rabbit boy or a rabbit girl?
( ･ิ-･ิ) You're a rabbit girl. Your actual genitalia has nothing to do with it.
( ・-・) no wonder my panties are so uncomfortably tight.
( ・-・) Strange, I have this sudden urge to go lesbian on Junior.
(・∀・) Why is beady eyes acting like a fag?
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( ・-・) ur uglly
( ´ω`) What do you mean, "acting like"?
(・∀・) Is there some confusion here?
( ´ω`) Can I get no relief?
(・∀・) Well if you want it that bad, just ask him, jeez.
( ・-・) Uho! ii otoko
( ´ω`) Yamenaika?
( ・ω・) Jamaika! Bob Marley, Sean Paul and Papa San!
( ・-・) Yeah, Bob Marley and The, um, Whalers... good stuff, good stuff. Especially when they filled the reefer but didn't soot the debut tea.
(・∀・) 573! 573! GO NA MI 573~
( ´ω`) in my day we just yelled the Konami code instead of just posting the number everywhere.
(・∀・) wow I guess you're not that old? That was maybe 20 years ago...
( ・-・) Grandpa's a fake.
( ´ω`) I'm made out of the same Shift-JIS that you are, bunny girl.
( ・-・) I'm a fake bunny girl so what does that say about you?
( ´ω`) That I am free from the prison of Maya, for I realize that I am nothing and thus the poison of ego is purified and destroyed.
( ・-・) Well, la dee dah.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is Yoga?
( ´ω`) One of the greatest baseball players ever, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I get stronger?
( ´ω`) Near death experiences, Junior, whatever doesn't kill you... that reminds me.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if I have a near-life experience, will I get weaker?
( ´ω`) You cannot possibly get any weaker. Your disgusting physical strength is a constant reminder of the fallacies of in-breeding.
(・∀・) You're not exactly Charles Atlas yourself, old man.
( ・-・) And who started the inbreeding?
( ´ω`) Don't disrespect your elders, or I'll exercise my ability to vote and make abortion legal up to the 60th trimester.
( ・ω・) Well, as long as it doesn't apply to clones.
( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up, Clonepa, you were a failure. A fourth-grade level science project gone horribly wrong.
( ´ω`) You think you're all that because you can use tanasinn? Bitch, I AM tanasinn.
( ・ω・) You're tanasinn? I control tanasinn, so that means...
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( ・ω・) Grandpuppet, bring me a snack!
One family-sized bag of Grandpa Smacks coming up!
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⊂彡☆))ω・) ow sorry ow ow I deserved this ow
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( ・ω・) Grandpa, I command you to cease hitting me at once, and never hit me or insult me ever again!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all the violence!
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( ・-・) You got off lightly.
( ・-・) I received the family-sized fag of Grandpa Fucks.
( ´ω`) Oooo, how original. Good comeback, Potsie.
( ・-・) Your sarcasm proves you love me.
( ・-・) Sicko!
( ´ω`) Someday, you're going to have to let go of that fantasy world you live in where people actually care what you say.
(・∀・) Grandpa! I found 600get lying in the street!