( LΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
( LΦ`) You have us confused with 4chan. You should go there.
( #ΦOิ) They beat me up.
( LΦ`) Did you show them your sense of humour? Once they see it I know they'll love you! You'll fit right in! Go on, try it again!
( LΦ`) Is that all? After all that money I spent?
( LΦ`) Whoops, I said the loud part loud and the quiet part loud.
(EΝE) What the hell are you talking about grandpa?
( LΦ`) You have to go to the store, and pick up some ice cream, for my boils they hunger. Wait when did you get back? I thought you were playing golf in the alps or something.
(EΝE) Well, I was going to kill you, but I changed my mind.
(EΝE) just don't fall asleep grandpa, because..
( LΦ`) Wha? Can't hear you Junior.
(EΝE) Oh, nothing..
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<( LΦ`) Who glued a fin on my back while I was sleeping?
<( LΦ`) Dammit, my siamese twin brothers have escaped again. Junior, fetch me my taser!
((₯₯ΝΝ₯₯)) Wwait, II'mm uusing iit... haa haa
((₯₯ΝΝ₯₯)) Wow... I thought this would come off after I stopped, but it didn't.
( =Φ=) HELLO EARTHLINGS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE MY FART NOW?
( E-E) Yes, thank you.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Have I been in this thread yet? I can't remember.
(EΝE) C'mon, Dad! You can outfart that alien any day!
i@=Φ=j I'm going to sue your ass for everything you're worth!
( LΦ`) Feel free. I don't keep any money in my ass.
Π*ί-ί) That's for damn sure.
( LΦ`) Heh heh heh... ah, memories.
( LΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(EΝE) Chance!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread became a soap opera?
( LΦ`) You asked questions and I answered them, usually in a flippant or otherwise humorous manner.
( LΦ`) It's not like it was a difficult formula to follow, but you know how internet spazzes are.
-EjPssst, it's because I derailed the Q&A sessions.
( LΦ`) Don't flatter yourself. Things went downhill in the second thread and never recovered.
( LΦ`) It was funny, violent, and never educational.
( LΦ`) On October 1st, 1993. Industry will be blamed.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what mech do you pilot?
( LΦ`) A Dire Wolf A.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( LΦ`) I wasn't asked infantile questions by my grandson all the time.
(EΝE) Damnit old man, why couldn't you just play along?
(EΝE) Touche!
( E-E) I like to touche your tush at night with my foil.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what's the most important thing in life?
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why did you smack me in the balls in the other thread?
( LΦ`) Because you sing opera really loud when you're in the shower, and it gets on my nerves.
(EΝE) Fair enough.
(EΝE) Grandpa, who am us anyway?
( LΦ`) Yes, you should woo Hamas in any case.
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(EΝE) Wait, does that mean "keeping your files up to date" wasn't a euphemism?
( LΦ`) Junior, it's very important to have your files well-organized and up-to-date. It's not something I'd hide behind other words.
( LΦ`) Wow, you've gotten fat.
(EΝE) I'm restarting my blood feud with you. Grandpa. With my own two hands shall I dispatch you from this life. EN GUARDE!
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i@E-Ej I see you type with only your right hand while your left appears to be busy under the table. That's what I call ambidexterity!
(EΝE) Shut up, fatass. Nobody likes you.
( ά-ά) I saw him drowning his sorrows with a gallon tub of Berry Garcia last night. He was watching Batman Begins and crying like a little girl.
i@@E-E j ..... I don't know what you're talking about.
( ί ί) Oh no it's a beached whale!
( LΦ`) Let's drag him back into Lake Erie!
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( EΦE) Darn you, Junior.
i@@E-E j Junior, you need to wake up and eat your cake.
( LΦ`) You're still not fooling anyone.
i@@@E-E@j Are you going to finish that oatmeal, Grandpa?
i@@@@E-E@ j I stole your gimmick, you aren't needed anymore. Go away.
( ά-ά) You've gotten a really big head about things lately, you know that.
(@E-E) Seriously, who is this whale? And why is Clonepa impersonating me? And why aren't you all asking questions?
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( EΦE) Oh, foo.
( EΦE) He paid me ten dollars to pretend to be him.
i@@@@E-E@ j That's IT! I'm derailing the Clonepa thread!
i@E-E@@@@ j urff
i@E-E@@@@ j Maybe I'll just sit here and hate you.
( EΦE) Now I'm going to post an e/n thread about the whole thing.
(EΝE) Grandpa, how does one repel an invasion?
( LΦ`) 10 bucks? Sounds like someone got the VIP treatment.
i@@@@E-E@ j Great, now there's some else running around with one of my masks on.
i@@@@E-E@ j I crave pie.
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(EΝE)c@( ί ί) Wheeeeeee!
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(EΝE)c@(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Dammit.
(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Do you realize just how bothersome it is to cover for you, ya fat bitch?
i@@@@E-E@ j Oh, I'm so sorry.
( LΦ`) Okay, everybody with a beady-eyes mask, put it on now!
(( E-E) Operation Piss Off Beady Eyes is now in full swing!
i@@@@E-E@ j I'm too fat to get pissed off.
(( E-E) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
(( E-E) We used to take pills, Junior. We used to take pills.
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(( E-E) Mitt- er, derailing threads!
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is there a scrotum growing on your face?
(( E-E) Put your mask back on!