[Part X] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( LƒΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 19:48

( LƒΦ`) You have us confused with 4chan. You should go there.

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 22:33

( #ƒΦOิ) They beat me up.

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:25

( LƒΦ`) Did you show them your sense of humour? Once they see it I know they'll love you! You'll fit right in! Go on, try it again!

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:30

( LƒΦ`) Is that all? After all that money I spent?

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:34

( LƒΦ`) Whoops, I said the loud part loud and the quiet part loud.

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 19:19

(EΝE) What the hell are you talking about grandpa?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 20:08

( LƒΦ`) You have to go to the store, and pick up some ice cream, for my boils they hunger. Wait when did you get back? I thought you were playing golf in the alps or something.

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 20:49

(EΝE) Well, I was going to kill you, but I changed my mind.

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 21:28

(EΝE) just don't fall asleep grandpa, because..

( LƒΦ`) Wha? Can't hear you Junior.

(EΝE) Oh, nothing..

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 01:40

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311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 01:44

@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ @ @ fin

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 04:26

<( LƒΦ`) Who glued a fin on my back while I was sleeping?

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 12:52

( LƒΦ`)-( LƒΦ`) unf unf

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 13:22

<( LƒΦ`) Dammit, my siamese twin brothers have escaped again. Junior, fetch me my taser!

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 15:22

((₯₯ΝΝ₯₯)) Wwait, II'mm uusing iit... haa haa

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:22

( LƒΦ`) Goshdarn fin. Finally took it off.

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 04:41

((₯₯ΝΝ₯₯)) Wow... I thought this would come off after I stopped, but it didn't.

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 16:23

(EΝE) Whew. Glad that's over.

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 18:22

( =ƒΦ=) HELLO EARTHLINGS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE MY FART NOW?

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 18:49

( E-E) Yes, thank you.

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 19:13

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Have I been in this thread yet? I can't remember.

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 19:17

(EΝE) C'mon, Dad! You can outfart that alien any day!

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 20:09

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324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 20:15

i@=ƒΦ=j I'm going to sue your ass for everything you're worth!

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 00:06

( LƒΦ`) Feel free. I don't keep any money in my ass.

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 01:45

Π*ί-ί) That's for damn sure.

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 01:51

( LƒΦ`) Heh heh heh... ah, memories.

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 07:07

(EΝE) Chance!

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 10:45

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(EΝE) Whoops, I missed.

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 12:10

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread became a soap opera?

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 15:00

( LƒΦ`) You asked questions and I answered them, usually in a flippant or otherwise humorous manner.

( LƒΦ`) It's not like it was a difficult formula to follow, but you know how internet spazzes are.

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 15:42

-EjPssst, it's because I derailed the Q&A sessions.

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 15:54

( LƒΦ`) Don't flatter yourself. Things went downhill in the second thread and never recovered.

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 18:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was animation like in your time?

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 20:15

( LƒΦ`) It was funny, violent, and never educational.

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 20:43

(EΝE) Grandpa, when will the world end?

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 22:57

( LƒΦ`) On October 1st, 1993. Industry will be blamed.

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 02:51

(EΝE) Grandpa, what mech do you pilot?

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 03:03

( LƒΦ`) A Dire Wolf A.

340 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training : 1993-09-5123 05:59

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 06:04

( LƒΦ`) I wasn't asked infantile questions by my grandson all the time.

342 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training : 1993-09-5123 10:02

(EΝE) Damnit old man, why couldn't you just play along?

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 10:21

( LƒΦ`) Because you touche yourself at night.

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 11:45

(EΝE) Touche!

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 14:53

( E-E) I like to touche your tush at night with my foil.

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 15:01

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„Ÿ„Ÿ =ίi LƒΦ`j@ ί@Get out, beady!
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347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 19:03

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's the most important thing in life?

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 19:04

@@@@@ Θ ,Θ@ @@ @ @
@@@@Ώ@LƒΦ`)@@@Keeping your files up to date.
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349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 20:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, why did you smack me in the balls in the other thread?

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 22:32

( LƒΦ`) Because you sing opera really loud when you're in the shower, and it gets on my nerves.

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 02:04

(EΝE) Fair enough.

(EΝE) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 04:06

( LƒΦ`) Yes, you should woo Hamas in any case.

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 05:29

@@@@@ Θ ,Θ@ @@ @ @
@@@@Ώ@LƒΦ`)@@@Oh, and expanding your loli collection >>347. Old men like me have certain...desires.
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354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 05:59

(EΝE) Wait, does that mean "keeping your files up to date" wasn't a euphemism?

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 16:53

( LƒΦ`) Junior, it's very important to have your files well-organized and up-to-date. It's not something I'd hide behind other words.

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 16:56

i@E-Ej@You're still a sick fuck, gramps.

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 18:35

( LƒΦ`) Wow, you've gotten fat.

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 18:36

(EΝE) I'm restarting my blood feud with you. Grandpa. With my own two hands shall I dispatch you from this life. EN GUARDE!

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 18:37

@@@@@ Θ ,Θ@ @@ @ @
@@@@Ώ@™ƒΦ™)@@@I really couldn't care less what you have to say at this point...
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360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:02

i@E-Ej I see you type with only your right hand while your left appears to be busy under the table. That's what I call ambidexterity!

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:26

(EΝE) Shut up, fatass. Nobody likes you.

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:30

( ά-ά) I saw him drowning his sorrows with a gallon tub of Berry Garcia last night. He was watching Batman Begins and crying like a little girl.

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:31

i@@E-E j ..... I don't know what you're talking about.

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:43

( ί ƒŽί) Oh no it's a beached whale!

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 22:46

( LƒΦ`) Let's drag him back into Lake Erie!

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 23:30

(@E-E) Who is this fat fuck pretending to be me?!?

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 00:03

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @Ώ
(EΝE)œc@( EƒΦE)
Ah HA!

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 00:04

( EƒΦE) Darn you, Junior.

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 00:06

i@@E-E j Junior, you need to wake up and eat your cake.

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 00:55

( LƒΦ`) You're still not fooling anyone.

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 01:14

i@@@E-E@j Are you going to finish that oatmeal, Grandpa?

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 04:40

( ά-ά) I'm the fatass, goddamnit! You're just beady.

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 06:22

i@@@@E-E@ j I stole your gimmick, you aren't needed anymore. Go away.

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 11:29

( ά-ά) You've gotten a really big head about things lately, you know that.

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:06

(@E-E) Seriously, who is this whale? And why is Clonepa impersonating me? And why aren't you all asking questions?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:24

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @Ώ
(EΝE)œc@( EƒΦE)
Clonepa, give it a rest.

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:25

( EƒΦE) Oh, foo.

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:26

( EƒΦE) He paid me ten dollars to pretend to be him.

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 14:46

i@@@@E-E@ j That's IT! I'm derailing the Clonepa thread!

i@E-E@@@@ j urff

i@E-E@@@@ j Maybe I'll just sit here and hate you.

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 14:58

( EƒΦE) Now I'm going to post an e/n thread about the whole thing.

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 19:22

(EΝE) Grandpa, how does one repel an invasion?

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 19:42

(@E-E) I didn't pay you shit, Clonepa! Stop impersonating me, you creepy loser.

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383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:06

( LƒΦ`) 10 bucks? Sounds like someone got the VIP treatment.

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:37

i@@@@E-E@ j Great, now there's some else running around with one of my masks on.

i@@@@E-E@ j I crave pie.

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:38

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @Ώ
(EΝE)œc@( ί ƒŽί) Wheeeeeee!

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:00

(@E-E) Mittens?!? What the hell are you doing, dressing up like me!?! It doesn't matter, I'll just take care of you AND that fat fuck!!!

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„Ÿ„Ÿ =ί(@E-E)@ ί@GET OUT!!!
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387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:08

@@ @ i@@@@E-E@ j Fortunately, fat floats.
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388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:15

@@ ( E-E)
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(EΝE)œc@(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Dammit.

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:16

(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Do you realize just how bothersome it is to cover for you, ya fat bitch?

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:17

i@@@@E-E@ j Oh, I'm so sorry.

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:19

( LƒΦ`) Okay, everybody with a beady-eyes mask, put it on now!

(( E-E) Operation Piss Off Beady Eyes is now in full swing!

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:20

i@@@@E-E@ j I'm too fat to get pissed off.

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:22

(( E-E) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:35

(( E-E) We used to take pills, Junior. We used to take pills.

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:50

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396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 23:33

( E-E) What the fuck is this shit?
|-E) Fuck you all, I'm going out for a beer. Later, oh sultans of sodomy.
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397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 00:31

(( E-E) Mitt- er, derailing threads!

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 00:55

>>396
(( E-E) Good one, Grandpa!

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 01:44

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is there a scrotum growing on your face?

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 01:46

(( E-E) Put your mask back on!

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