Honorable Mr. Cunt.
We understand you have big concern about actions of our fine country.
In regards to Nanking incident, that is so strange!
I do not know how that could happen!
But, rest assured, that I will make sure, it does not happen again!
There is nothing to worry about!
We Japanese are very simple people with very small penis.
(so small!)
What can we possibly do with such small penis?!