Well?
>>1 is clearly a faggot.
>>3 needs to stop being such a GET whore.
>>5 tries to come off all superior to those around it.
>>6 is some sort of politically correct faggot who can't use gendered pronouns.
>heterosexual finesse
Is that like french for 'homo' or something?
>>12 botched by foundering in using the thesaurus (http://www.m-w.com )
>>14 couldn't spot a misspelling of "floundering" if it raped him with a strap-on vibrator from behind.
People often confuse the verbs founder and flounder. Founder comes from a Latin word meaning “bottom” (as in foundation) and originally referred to knocking enemies down; people now use it also to mean “to fail utterly, collapse”: The business started well but foundered. Flounder means “to move clumsily, thrash about” and hence “to proceed in confusion.” Thus if >>15 is foundering in appearing that he has a clue, he had better lurk more; if he is floundering, he may yet pull through.
>>16 is tl;dr, and needs to go away from DQN
>>17 is tired and bitter!
>>18 is jacques chirac
>>20 has a penis bone even though he's human only so that everyone can see what an idiot he is since he frequently manages to break it
>>22 is moot
>>26 is nurupo
>>27 gah!
>>28 is....well, ugly.
>>29 breaks into open weeping during sex.
>>32 is too stupid to think of a good insult
>>33 is the shit piece left in my column after an enema.
>>1-34,36-1000 tanasinn
THREAD OVER.
>>36 doesn't know when a thread is over! This thread will become a legendary cesspool of meaningless insults!
>>37 is desperate to keep his thread alive, even when it sucks.
>>39 NO U!
(come on, you knew it was coming)
>>40 is a 4chan faggot who can't come up with anything original
>>41 busted his cover, "faggot" is a typical 4chan insult.
For recycling something we already decided was lame, >>45 does not succeed.
>>46 is a little shitworm who needs to grow a fucking spine and dare to say some real insults.
>>47 has too much anger in his life.
oh and >>48 should shut up
>>51 has made this thread the worst thread ever.
>>52 fails at being a hip, cool, alternative internet person.
>>53 is a fuddy-duddy
>>54 is dead inside and cannot feel real feelings.
55 is an emo pussy
>>56 is a me-too trendhopper, jumping on the trite bandwagon of making fun of people for being emo.
>>58 is obviously too stupid to know that 57 comes after 56.
It's better than being a dumbass like >>60 .
If any body knows "scatological fetish" its >>63
I know you are, but what am I, >>64 ?
Congradulations Moron! You've found yet another way to flaunt your stupidity.
>>66 Oh the irony
>>67 gets off on illusions of superiority
>>70 dropped out of college to play World of Warcraft
>>71 is made of ass and poo
>>74 is getting off on the thought of pure, unadulterated male masturbation.
>>75 needs to go straight and get a woman
>>76 is only saying that to hide the fact that he is in fact HAADO GEI
>>77
is the real secret identity of HAADO GEI
>>80 just pain fails.
Ooh! Such wit! It took full 1 hour 52 minutes and that's all that >>81 could come up with.
>>82 needs to come up with less detailed insults.
>>86 io09i-0tip0izdrxt'ko67ygu65e46ssrthhrtshs6
>>89 thinks he's cool for including poop-culture references.
>>91's hand is busy at the moment, the elbow can take a message
>>96 explodes a lot.
>>98 also can't insult the poster above him
>>99 fails 100GET
>>92-98,100 fail to post anonymously.
>>101 failed to recognize that the default has been changed to W.T.Snacks
>>105 doesn't get puns unless they're explained in parenthetical notes (a jar).
>>114 speaks jive to cows in the hopes that it may score him some sweet sweet bovine ass
>>117 is a /b/tard and, as if that wasn't bad enough, can't spell.
>>121 thinks making 80s jokes makes him look cool when it really makes him look old.
thinks that smelling of breast milk is a bad thing
>>126 has a complex complex.
>>130 doesn't know when to stop.
>>136 makes references to people nobody cares about.
>>138 is so emo he insulted himself
>>139 is paranoid
>>1-141 are lactose intolerant.
>>147 does not know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
>>150 fails to understand that Monty Python movies have no real plot.
>>151 fails to understand that under apparent plotlessness lies a subtle undercurrent of political critique and subversion, and under that is actually a plot, i think
>>155 couldn't get a clue if he pulled on a clue skin, doused himself in clue musk and sang the clue song while performing the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of the clue mating season.
>>157
thinks that DQN is an insult in the Forbidden Garden
Sorry I can't, my walls are bare.
>>176 can neither form a coherent sentence nor an insult.
177- wanks off to Webster's unabridged college dictionary.
>>178
That scarcely qualifies as an insult UNLESS YOU LIKE TO SUCK HUGE VEINY COCKS.
I can't believe I'm wasting my time on the likes of >>183.
>>188 replyed twice because nobody listened the first time.
>>189 couldn't get a stroke of genius if he gave Einstein a handjob.
>>190 disgraces science and progress with his pathetic puns.
>>192
a) has smelly balls
b) wants to get them sucked by a male who is not in employment, education or training
>>195 is a CONST.
>>196 is a NULL
200GET
>>200 is obsessed with not-so-large round numbers.
>>202 Is so ugly at Halloween the Haunted House paid him for admisson.
>>204 feels so big and strong, insulting everyone before him
>>209 is a fucking moron for continuing the "$NUMBER failed to notice that $NUMBER was not insulted".
>>210 is Captain Obvious, pointing out things everyone already knows.
>>212 is bathing in the warm afterglow of the fantasies of a all-bear orgy.
>>214 will settle for less than a cat.
>>220 is pedo
>>222 is lol
>>224 is a lowlife enough to actually post in this thread.
>>219-224, >>226's pea-sized brains cannot process sentences of more then three words
>>228 is actually stupid enough to think that his remark will make a difference
>>230 is too stupid to understand how this thread works.
>>234 makes fun of other people's misspellings over the internet.
>>237 Can't insult for shit.
>>238 is a great person...
...for me to poop on!
>>239 is Captain Obnoxious
>>241 should reload every 60 seconds like all loyal DQNs so things like this wouldn't happen
>>242 is a fucking homosexual faggot
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>>243 is a one-trick pony.
>>249 eats the shit of those who eat those who watch others eat shit for kicks, then shits it out and eats it again.
>>1 is the only one posting here
>>252 is a paranoid schizophrenic.
>256 refuses to be contained in a hexadecimal 2-digit number.
>>258 doesn't realize that caps lock is not cruise control for cool
>>259 is pointing out something that is apparent to even the most casual observer.
>>260 is pointing out something that is apparent to even the most casual observer.
>>261 is a loop
>>264 is not yet ready to be insulted, which is apparent to even the most causal observer
>>271 had a traumatic childhood eperiance involving a swimsuit and cheese.
>>272 has recurring masturbation fantasies involving swimsuits and cheese.
>>273 has no imagination
>>275 is a foppish dandy with a penchant for young boys
>>281 likes to kick people who are down.
282 can't get it up.
>>295 has ADHD
>>296 has bird flu strain that infects humans.
>>297 is a pandemic by himself
I Survived >>298
299 is the pussy, I survived the great Livejournal Outrage.
>>304 swings that way.
>>306
Likes to "see for himself" which way people swing.
>>309 is so emo he's purposely making himself easy to insult. Not that he'd have to.
310 spent his youth stuffing wimpy boys in lockers out of insecurity.
>>311 Was one of the boys who got stuffed up into a locker before PE and afterwards raped in the shower.
>>315 wears a "used" school uniform he purchased online.
>>316 wears a used uniform because he cant afoord a new one!!
>>317 wears anime girl masks and "clothing" then posts photos on the internet!
>>322 has no respect for penis-challenged people
>>324 provided the bad intelligence that started Iraq II: Electric Boogaloo.
>>325 is close to being a tripfag
>>328 is just a fag, he doesn't even have a trip to justify his gayness
>>329 thought up the term "tripfag"
>>330 is seething with jealousy
>>333 would have loved to 666GET, but he is only halfway there, that underachiever.
>>340 didn't even try.
>>342, on the other hand, is a deliberately selected idiot.
>>345GET
Is jealous of the chosen. Because he's an idiot.
>>347 enjoys the company of his computer screen more than other people, like his mother, whos basement he lives in.
>>351 has been under suspicion of buggery for some time, and will soon be made to pay for his crimes.
>>352 is the nationwide special prosecutor of faggotry, and believes that it is best to fight fire with fire.
>>359 doesn't really know any words
>>360 is bigger than xbox
>>362 bought a slim PS2
had buttsecks with a barbie doll with fleshlight attached
>>370 is a vegan with a cucumber complex.
C C C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
>>374 is not worth insulting because he is genuinely stupid instead of being funny.
>>380 is fruity, balmy, barmy, bats, batty, bonkers, buggy, cracked, crackers, daft, dotty, haywire, kooky, kookie, loco, loony, loopy, nuts, nutty, wacky and also whacky.
>>381 is so unoriginal he needs a thesaurus to get any decent insulting done
>>382
Dear
[ x ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ x ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Net.cop
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ x ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ x ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
>>385
Would never understand if he was to be insulted anyway.
>>388 doesn't even exist.
>>389 lied about being an Officer of the British Empire.
>>392 thinks calling someone a girl counts as an insult.
Proof of an imbecile troll.
>>407, on the other hand, prefers to service dogs orally
>>408 can't even make a proper >> link.
>>409 is very proud of his ability to do so most of the time.
A mime coud deliver better verbal insults then >>410 just did.
>>413 does not know what"we insult the poster above us" means
>>414 does, and exploits it to the best of his ability whenever and wherever possible.
>>418 is
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>>424 is an ALGOL 58 programmer wannabe
>>427 has yet to figure out how to do PRINT "Hello" in Gee Wizz BASIC
>>428 has yet to figure out how to write "Hello" in Microsoft Word
>>429 has yet to figure out how to use these computer things, his mommy loaded 4-ch and typed that insult for him.
>>430's mom is so fat he has to bring the computer to her to type for him.
>>431's mom is so fat, she doesn't enjoy going to the beach because she is unsatisfied with her appearance in a bathing suit.
>>432 's mom is so ugly the paper bag refused to go over her head.
>>433's mom is so wide that the last time she went out in a blue dress, everyone said "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"
>>434 is so unoriginal, he decided that yet another lame your mom joke would be the perfect insult.
>>437's step-sisters half-brother's second father's third cousin (twice removed)'s aunt's (mother's side) grandpa's neice's dog's victim's doctor's wife's college roomate's sister's uncle's drinking buddy's cooworker's barber's mother
>>439 step-sisters half-brother's second father's third cousin (twice removed)'s aunt's (mother's side) grandpa's neice's dog's victim's doctor's wife's college roomate's sister's uncle's drinking buddy's cooworker's barber's mother is a fag
>>440
Thinks calling someone a fag counts as an insult.
Proof of an imbecile troll.
441 is a flaming queen
>>442 is homophobic and insecure.
>>444 is trying to direct the attention away from himself so people don't notice his insecurity.
>>447 put an apostrophe in "wants".
>>450 puts the apostophe in places others would find uncomfortable
like the colon, or semi colon?
>>452 is an insult to himself.
>>454 is an insult to the living
>>456 is an insult to the universe
>>458 has been insulted by half of the universe
>>463 is (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)
>>464 is ( ´ω`)
>>465 has no life outside posting in the Grandpa v2.0 thread
>>467 is so clueless, he doesn't even know that the refresh button exists
>>468 is so clueless, he uses the refresh button instead of F5 or ?R
>>470 is so clueless, his dad had to put a sticker labelled "Computer Help" on his F1 key!
>>471 is still looking for the ANY key.
>>473 PICNIC
>>478 and his little friends are incapable of forming actual sentences.
>>479 is patronizing
>>481 is mean
>>485
Didn't have the brains to get one for himself.
>>488 is a toffee-nosed braggart
>>490 is supposed to insult the person before him.
>>494 is a tool who hides his poor spelling behind 1337 abbreviations.
>>497 is so dumb, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he did.
>>497 is the only one laffing when he tells a joke
500GET
ahahahahhahahahahahahhawaoiefao3ii3io
>>499 thinks nobody will notice he's copying insults from earlier in the thread.
>>501 is so dumb that he tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm
>>502 is so dumb that he tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm, then posted a joke about it
>>506 got "it"
>>509 got AIDS while dumpster diving behind W.T. Snacks' apartment.
>>510
Realized that he got AIDS when he saw Team America - World Police.
>>512 knows funny
>>517 is Janet Reno in fishnet stockings.
is masturbating to Jean Reno pictures while replying to this thread
everything about >>524 is so detesting that his right and left brain won't communicate. So he cannot count, and he cannot be creative.
>>525
Tried to make both sides of the brain communicate, using two tin cans and a streched wire.
The insults in this thread are getting lame. I think it's >>526's fault.
Pointing out the obvious detracts from a situation. Way to go!
>>528 is bored, boring and bothersome.
>>529 thinks that alliteration is somehow clever and interesting.
>>539 is dreaming the life.
>>539 is dreaming the life.
>>541 is using a crappy browser that replied twice.
>>542 is a niggler.
>>543 is a nigglet.
>>543 is a wannabe racist
>>545 is a midget.
>>548
Has a really fucked up view on what's GOOD or BAD.
548's view is only fucked up behind your fat ass.
549 is Bridget's brother
>>552 would like to get in touch with women: FAT CHANCE!!!
>>553
Lives in the lie his other "Father" is actually a woman.
>>554 can't see the difference between a man and a woman.
>>554 lives in the faulty assumption that his mommy is -like his father- of the human race, when in fact she is a sheep named "dolly-chan."
>>558 is the mother of fatty-chan
>>559 is the brother-in-law of the sister of fatty-chan
>>560 is doing a great job continuing this thread's tradition of shitty insults
>>561 can't even get a nice scat plot into this thread.
>>566 pays hosting and a domain name to host his own weblog
>>568 pays $10/month for 10 hours of dialup.
>>573
was such a lame attempt at an insult that im left breathless..
>>574 forgot how to breathe.
>>577 actually breathes under water, being a fish an all.
>>579 is a gigantic penis.
>>582 is George Zimmer.
>>589 used to have sagging balls, untill that time he accidentally crushed them between his knees in a bizarre attempt at making a military greeting, while walking on the knees.
>>590 spends hours fantasizing about sagging balls and visiting sagging balls websites
>>591 runs a sagging balls website as a 24/7 job
>>592 is laughing now, but he ties a knot in his scrotum to remember things he would otherwise forget
>>593 is jealous because he has no balls to tie knots with
http://www.neuticles.com
>>594 isn't just the president, he's a client.
>>595 isn't just a client, he's the president.
>>597 seems to be under the delusion that anybody cares
>>598 went to Yoshinoya today. Yes, THAT Yoshinoya.
>>600 didn't 666GET. Ha, how about that, mother fucker!
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>>602 is a database freak
>>603 is a beta freak
>>610 is a typical oversensitive tranny
C-C-C COMBO BREAKER II !!!!!!!!!
>>612 is amused by repetition
>>613 is amused by what little penis he has
Such a thing aside, >>614, please listen to me, in spite of being not related this thread very much. Yesterday, I went to YOSHINOYA nearby my house. Then，I found that all seats were saved, and couldn’t sit. I gazed a banner which says“Reducing By 150yen”. Are they fool？Is it nonsense？ Hey, don’t come YOSHINOYA where you usually don’t come only for reducing by 150yen,goddam！ Parents and their children also came，and said“Now, Dad’ll order TOKUMORI！” I couldn’t see anymore. I give you 150yen, so get away． YOSHINOYA originally should be more bloodthirsty. To stab or to be stabbed，such an atmosphere is desirable. Women and children must keep out it. At last, I sat．Then, the man who sit next to me ordered“OOMORI TUYUDAKU”. So, I got angry again. Listen, TUYUDAKU is already out of date. I was disgusted because you order TUYUDAKU with a look of triumph. I want to ask him“Is that true that you want TUYUDAKU？”. I want to ask a question closely. I want to ask a question closely almost one hour. I want to say“You simply want to say TUYUDAKU, and want to behave as if you are in the know. From the point of my view who is an professional of YOSHINOHYA, fashion among professionals of YOSHINOYA is NEGIDAKU. It is. NEGIDAKU is with much of leek. It is order style for professional of YOSHINOYA. But if you order with that style, you’ll marked by a clerk. It is, so to speak, a sword with edges on the both side of it. I can’t recommend it to beginners. After all, you, a beginner, should eat GYUSYAKETEISYOKU.
??? Everyone should just keep walking and not make eye-contact with >>615 . Its for your own safety.
>>619 is making a very poor attempt at reverse psychology.
>>621
Understimates a person with clearly much more brains than himself.
"misunderestimates"? ARE YOU EVEN TRYING!?
You belong here:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1132715633
Go now before you hurt yourself!
>>626 thinks silence is an insult. That is true unless you have actual friends.
>>627 thinks the quick brown fox really jumped over the lazy dog.
>>628 is sexually attracted to Jack Daw's big sphynx of quartz
>>629 is [verb]ing the [body part] of [male name] and liking it.
>>631 Is just jealous about the masturbating, because he lost his penis when attempting to mate with a crocodile.
>>635 NO U
>>636 IS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT
>>637 IS A STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL FAGGOT
>>639 milked that to the last drop.
>>642 Paris
>>643 likes the writing of Ayn Rand
>>644 is Ayn Rand's sex slave
>>645 is Ayn Rand form Paris
>>649
It takes a pro to recognize another pro.