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Why has this thread been taken over?
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Nothing really
Who cares?
I care! I care!
Is it really necessary?
If you honor what they fought for? Yes!
I am wondering, why you are here?
Why should I tell you?
Ooooh, an answer and a question.
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I'll stick with what I have. It may be free but at least it's mediocre
Why would anyone pay for crapfloods and shitty posts?
Because it's VIP QUALITY, obviously.
Why can't I find a decent condo under $100k that comes with a washer/dryer combo?
it carries out and is wwwwwwwash
How many more until 1,000?
Milia Rage. ( get it kami??)
Why am I so clever?
Cause you ate that horny Heather.
How do I ~nyaaaaaa?
gaping, vagina, hallway, etc.
How do I carry out and become w?
/＼＿＿_／ヽ Payme enough money. Have you seen any vippers come buy here?
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>>119
I didn't see any, but I have masturbatory blindness.
Do you like to watch the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters?
Anon want big boom.
This thread's back? Damn, don't you love the classics?
With the exception of Grandpa (v3463443.0).
Will I fail my final exams due to surfing 4-ch instead of studying?
>>121
No, because seriously how much time can one actually spend surfing 4-ch? I come here 4 minutes a day and I'm the king of this board.
What is af;aafk21?
password to my mittens closet
Where can i get a picture of the peoples that own this place?
On IRC, or traveling to the land down under and stalking Jay Squeeksand.
xyzzy?
(☣) [☢] DAMAGE CONTROL SAGE [☢] (☣)
That password no longer works. It now depends on what item you see on the mantle when you read the Strange Pamphlet.
Should I untinker my meatcar just before I ascend?
>>126
Nah, soup up your meatcar with GReedy brand performance parts.
How big would a vise have to be in order to be large enough to flatten the Earth?
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About this big. Probably bigger.
Why the fuck is e ^ (pi * i ) = -1?
>>128
Probably a math thing thought up by an ancient Greek, designed to confuse humankind for the rest of its existance
Has anyone else sucessfully used a torx tool to install a hex indented bolt?
>>129
No, you are the first. You should consider writing a research article on it and submitting it to respected journals on the topic of biomechanics.
Why does this always happen to me?
>>130
Don't worry, it happened to me, too.
Why does this always happen to us?
Because we are an entity that experiences everything and yet experiences nothing, also known as Jisaku Jien.
What is the answer to >>133's question?
Hopefully >>134 will know
So, is that a circular reference, or something more?
It WAS a circular reference, and nothing more.
Are you really disappointed, or is that just a little act?
I'm actually kind of disappointed. I'm really into all the quantum paradox stuff and I was looking forward to a little something more than just a circular reference. But what can you do, you know? That's life. Life is boring. Life is what it is and nothing more. And you have to choose how you want to react to life, and that's why I'm not going to let this whole thing get me down. I could, and in the past I probably would have, but I think that recently I've been in a very healthy place you know? Like, I've felt really positive about things, even when the bad things happen to me. So I'm going well, and I look forward to tomorrow.
Where was I?
You were having a Positive Mental Attitude, and confronting your automatic thoughts with healthy arguments that you sincerely believe. Cognitive Therapy has been a real godsend for you, and I haven't seen you so happy in years!
I'd like to buy you a little something just because you're you. What would you like?
Well, for some strange, strange reason, I kind of want a Wii, even though I've never owned a console since the original NES and mastered Super Mario Brothers. Failing that, I could always use some new winter clothing.
Is shopping as painful for you as it is for me?
Shopping is like eating a box of chocolates when you're allergic to every ingredient on the list.
So what's for lunch?
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Cock-olates, evidently.
Why am I feeling so cold all of a sudden, like there was a sudden draft yet the air isn't moving?
My guess is that someone just walked on your grave.
Are you a ghost?
Because it's winter. Now turn the gun to yourself.
But I can't turn the gun to myself. I can only turn it to good or evil.
Do you respect Copyright?
Only if the bitch started showing me some respect!
What do you do for a living?
I sell vertical market management applications that were programmed in VFP. It's mostly phone sales, but I also get to be the male equivalent of a booth babe several times a year.
How about you?
It doesn't work that way, son. Your question needs to have content besides the question and a couple of supporting roles.
How about you?
It doesn't work that way, son. Your question needs to have content besides the question and a couple of supporting roles.
NO. U?
YA ME.
Anyway, do you think this thread has an chance of making it to >>999?
It certainly does, because it was blessed by Squeeks!
Does a bowl of chili and a couple of pints count as a nourishing meal?
>>151
Well, if it is Guiness-style, it might be...
When will people stop making fun of squeeks?
Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVERY happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.
How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?
Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVER happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.
How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?
Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVER happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.
How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?
I recommend forgery and/or blackmail.
Smooth or Crunchy?
Smooth like DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST.
Have you ever been defenestrated?
Just once, but I swear she was over 18.
Do you have any Bactine and bandages?
No.
Who is driving car?
Nyomi sense.
Sage?
Bear is driving car!
How can this be?!
Bear opened door and pushed gas pedal!
Where did Bear get Fake Driver's License?
Bought it from that guy by the street corner.
Why does the bear wear glasses?
So he can so he can watch you live and breathe your storylines
Why does loli haet pizza?
Because the pizza delivery boy raeped her!
Why should you avoid the Noid?
He carries diseases.
What is the deal with airline food?
Since flight schedules are always changing, nobody knows when food should be prepared and thus all airline foods have to be able to heated instantly, and their budget isn't big enough to get instant foods that taste good.
How do I win The Game?
Commit suicide by jumping off a huge building after huge emotional stress!
Why should you avoid the Noid? Let's see the right answer this time motherfuckers!
Because he's a noid, and therefore not very much fun to be around.
MacGyver is stuck in a room on top of a bomb, the only thing he has to work with is DQN. How would he escaped (and -for bonus points- disable the bomb)?
The overwhelming fail of the DQN makes the timer fail and the ropes holding MacGyver rot away. He opens the door and walks out.
The overwhelming fail of the DQN makes the timer fail and the ropes holding MacGyver rot away. He opens the door and walks out.
Oops, did I just forget to ask a question?
No, you didn't, that will be $599 USD, please.
Now my good man, what do you like to play?
violin.
Jack hold a stick 2 m long and spins at a rate of 10 Hz hirozontally. He accelerates at a rate of 4 m/s/s [N 45 W]. just what kind of person is Jack?
Dizzy.
Is there a such thing as aliens, time travellers and espers?
Join the SOS-Dan club and find out.
What am I due to be reborn as?
Espers are from Final Fantasy VI
Aliens are from Mexico
Time Travellers are from the Future
they exist if you believe in them.
Do you have four seasons in your country?
No, I got 1 season in my DQN, Summer.
What do you say to a boy from korea, who has lost their hands in fiddeling with atom bombs, when he tells you he misses wereing mittens?
Get some mittens without thumbs, and put them on his arm-stubs.
Where would one get mittens without thumbs?
>>178: Get a pair of socks. It's all good.
Why hasn't IAA been closed by now?
>>179: because it has more than six posters.
Why do people think there's a meaning to existence?
Because they can't accept that they're an accident of nature -- a monkey with delusions of grandeur. Thus, of course God made them because he has a purpose.
When will we meet the Vulcans? Do mindmelds hurt?
wait... that's two questions...
The mindmeld only hurts if you fight it... and they like it when you resist.
How can I teach my pet brown recluse to spell?
Make it write letters on body using it's toxines.
When will be year 1994?
AOL has abandoned usenet support, so, hey! 1994 is right around the corner!
How many pins can dance on the head of an angel?
Forty-two, but they can't dance very well.
What is the effect of the color orange on the human mind?
Orange is not a color, it is a flavor. Its effect is delicious.
Is it lupus?
ITS NOT LUPUS. ITS NEVER LUPUS.
What do you think of proper grammar on the Internet?
A lost cause. That's what it is. Give up and cry already.
What did Peter Frampton call that thing he used to make his mouth into a resonating cavity?
goatse
How is it that DQN has made two entire threads that consist of nothing but Rei saying 'sorry we just ran out of that'?
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>>191 is in the wrong thread.
American women are bossy, catty manipulative bitches; how do I got old-fashioned, submissive foreign wife?
Move to Mexico. Or marry a "Southern Belle".
I just ate six big macs. Why do I feel sick?
You just ate six big macs.
Why the hell did you eat six big macs?!
It was a bargain.
What wouldn't I do for money, after all?
sex
It traveled with the mouse in Daddy Cool's pocket.
Is an ahoge truly moe?