What happened to 1000get?!
Threads' closed, aids, etc.
What do we do now that DQN has become as retarded as /b/?
We blame you.
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No-dattebayo.
Oh no-dattebayo! It started again-dattebayo! Any cure yet-dattebayo?
Π*ί°ί) Go with the flow-dattebayo
Π*ί°ί) Who needs a cure-dattebayo?
I do-dattebayo.
You have it too, Natumi-dattebayo?
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Ye gods, that's the secret of life.
gin and platonic or scotch and sofa?
A martini; shaken, not stirred.
Bugger, I've forgotten the next line. What was it again?
"How do I shot web-dattebayo?"
Dattebayo-dattebayo?
Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo-dattebayo!
Dattebayo dattebayo-dattebayo?
That summer of 1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex
I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page
characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside
john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it.
Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.
Care to be asshole buddies? ;)
No kashira.
What's my name kashira?
Rumpleshithead.
Is there a member of the elitist superstructure present?
DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU?
NA NO
KASHIRA?
Still no cure-dattebayo?
>>18-san, can you help us find a cure-dattebayo?
No I can't, but I do know of one high in the mountians BUT I will never tell you. MWAHAHAHAHA
Why am I such a control freak?
Wait, lemme get this one. BECAUSE I HAVE POWER!!
Am I your king?
No-dattebayo!
What is love-dattebayo?
Love is what I say it is! -Baby don't hurt me-
Am I YOUR king then?!
You are the king of my dick.
Is now a good time to buy SUN Microsystems stock?
No, Advanced Micro Devices is superior
Why is the sky blue?
It isn't, that's the ocean you're looking at.
Where is my mind?
You appear to have lost it.
How do they make cotton candy?
By making a slight variation to the process by which you shot web
What's the new black?
Black2.0
What time is it?
HAMMER TIME!
You see a pair of hammerpants. What do you do?
Can't touch this!
Can you touch this?
( ί ί) Yes, with my MITTENS!
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Yes, as long as you remove your shoes and carry them to the other side.
What is your favorite variety of flavored soda water?
Cherry coke!
Why does my dog always sleep?
Because you touch yourself at night! Believe it!
Believe it?
Somehow, I cannot suspend my disbelief. I blame the director more than the actors, who did their best with a substandard script and poor blocking.
What was the last movie that you wanted to like, but failed, and how did it fail?
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Yes, please.
Can I have some touch?
No.
Λ?
( ί -ί)
( ί ί)?
( ί ί)
I woke up with semen in my underpants, but it does not taste like my own. What should I do?
Chnage the taste of your semen.
Why was the 999GET in the last topic such a letdown?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?
ζζζζζζζζ.
ζζζζζζζζ?
Think, don't feel. It CAN be reversed.
Who is the square root of negative one?
daily
That's not the right answer.
Who is the square root of negative one?
i
Kurenai-sensei's bosom
Will Sakura develop a fascination with housedresses and muumuus?
One can only hope she'll be barefoot, pregnant, and baking pie by the end of the next season.
Why do people put those crappy canned black olives into pasta salad?
Because it was COPIED
{{subst:indefblock}}?
I don't know any wiki with this namespace.
How long should it take for the world to feel real?
Depends on the dosage. You didn't take the whole thing all at once, did you?
How can I make 10,000 dollars by next Wednesday?
Prostitution is always the answer.
Is this the real life?
He will not have one.
Why did I lie?
Because of uncyclopedia.
Why does Sony keep making stupid decisions with the console market?
Because it's Ridge Racer! RIIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRR!!!!!!
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Do you like my puppy?
no
(ί ί) Do you like my mittens?
No, not with that face.
Oops, I forgot my question!
How do I shot web?
I know, lol.
Is The Question the best superhero without powers EVER?
I think I've heard of him, but his face is a total blank.
Why won't those goddamned vultures let Gwen Stacy stay dead?
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.
Is there no depth to which terrorists will not sink to make flying even more inconvenient?
WHAT
How do I wore mittens? wwwwwwwwwww
DAILY SAGE
Why did this thread die?
oh wait that's WHY (`DL)
Because it's part 2.
Does Canada really have a secret service?
Yes. The Canadian Secret Priests perform it once a year on Victoria Day, and it brings the blessings of the Gods to all Canadians, and a bountiful harvest to British Columbia.
Is Roots really a cool store, or is it nothing more that a Gap knockoff?
I dont' even know what that is.
Are they another place for idiot teenagers to spend too much of their parents' hard-earned money on garish clothing?
Yes, >>70. Don't run up your parent's credit card too much, or they'll cut you off.
Why is the paper towel dispenser that high on the wall?
You're just too small.
Why is are graphics cards so expensive?
Because there's this one guy who works for ATI up in MA who eats constantly, messing with the bottom line. His presence alone adds about 30% to the cost of each card.
Hey.. I mean.. what is white chocolate anyway? Is it really chocolate?!
No it isn't, actually. It's based on cocoa butter, not cocoa solids.
Why is the music unit in varied humanities courses invariably twice as long as every other unit?
Because humanities students are only going to make money if they get a record deal.
Why is granola so damn good?
It's mostly because of the enormous amounts of saturated fat they sneak into it. Try cutting it with yogurt.
I'm going to be in Atlanta for the next 4 days. Where should we go for dinner on the second night?
Denny's.
Who am us, anyway?
Not grammar.
How can I stop thinking, and start feeling, so as to be Tanasinn?
It's easy, just ζζζζζ.
Why is that ζζζζζ?
Members of The Elitist Superstructure.
Why are Mitten Crabs called "Mitten Crabs" ?
It either has to do with their over-sized, furry claws, or with their cruel habit of sneaking into people's cedar chests and devouring their winter hand garments.
I'm at an airport, looking at a fast food joint named "Asian Chao". How do I pronounce "Chao"?
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( ίDί) Last time I did, you charged me $2,349 for it! And I still didn't get to eat anything.
( ίtί) Would I get better service at that "Squeek's" place across the street?
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( ίDί) No thank you, I dislike taking the piss
( ίDί) What ramifications does the overthrow of the republican party have for the Elistist Superstructure?
No thanks. Last time, you spit in it.
Is there any practical way to get off this planet?
Yes. Take a rest.
What?
Sorry, I was just talking to myself.
Am I a cylon?
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