( LΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
( E-E) Sounds suspiciously like you came.
( 0_0) SMILE MORE, DAMMIT.
( LΦ`) Okay, nap time, kiddies.
(LΦ` ) Grandpa needs a drink, you see.
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@( E-E)ΒI -Damn, some glue and the glass is whole again.
( LΦ`) A wine cooler? You're drinking a wine cooler?
( LΦ`) What a pussy.
(EΝE) Fag-a-BEEFY!
( E-E) This is madness.
(EΝE) No, it's midnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!
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( LΦ`) You did it wrong. It should be
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(EΝE) Grandpa, even I don't understand this thread anymore.
( LΦ`) It will all make sense to you in a matter of...
( LΦ`) Well I'm not at liberty to say
( LΦ`)In the mean time, this is where I jack off
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( E-E) It's alright Junior, you can jerk off.
(EΝE)... aren't you dead?
( E-E) I returned as your disembodied conscience.
(EΝE) You don't look very disembodied to me.
( E-E) That's from all the acid.
(EΝE) HOTTTT free lesbo blowjobs! anal amateur teen sex fuck...
( E-E) "lesbo blowjobs?" What?
(EΝE) Becuase his name is Jack Lesbo.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why I have no friends coming to my house any more?
( ί ί) GrandPa won't kick me! He thinks I'm a good influence on you, Junior. Do you want to fuck?
(EΝE) Grandpa, why are all the people coming to our house complete idiots?
( LΦ`) Because you want Mittens.
(EΝE) ???
(EΝE) Grandpa, Jimbo Whales seems pretty cool.
( EΝ( > <) Oh, disregard that.
( LΦ`) Aimai centi sore puni-tte koto kai? Cho!
(EΝE) Wrapping ga seifuku lovery-tte koto nai? Boon!
i E-EjGanbacchau yatyattyau?
( ί ί) Sontokkya chanto release yo I say (Hoo) I say (Hoo) tanima ni
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i E-EjYou mean we cared to begin with?
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Hey, daddy-o. I'm just gonna chill here for awhile if that;s cool with you dudes.
( LΦ`) It's all yours. I hear my old friend alcohol beckoning again.
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( E-E) Oh, the old leaving to get drunk gag, yeah that's breaking new ground there.
( E-E) I try to bring fresh new material to this thread and am tormented for it, but good ol' gramps can do the same crap over and over and over and over and over and over and over and the people love it.
(EΝE) Your "fresh new material" sucked ass, you dipshit.
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( ಠmƣ) I say, get back to the pub and bring me my Daiquiri Grenadine, wench.
( LΦ`) I leave to get drunk but it turns out I have to babysit you guys after all.
( ά-ά) Beady eyes.... you have no friends.
( E-E) Well, your farts smell!
( ά - ά ) JIGGLYPUFF IS EVOLVING
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(EΝE) Haha, pwned you, Grandpa! PWNED!11
( LΦ`) Junior, stop hanging out with the retards at school. They're obviously a bad influence.
(EΝE) woh carse kan u giev SOJ
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(EΝE) U HAV SOJJJJ
( LΦ`) 404, English not found.
( LΦ`) Life? No life existed before Diablo II.
(EΝE) Then how did they make Diablo I?
( LΦ`) That's not my question to answer.
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before Time Cube?
(EΝE) What was life like before I was stupid?
( LΦ`) I didn't have to answer stupid questions.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before stupid questions?
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(EΝE) BOOM!
i E-E) BOOM SHAKA LAKA
( LΦ`) I swear to god that kid was dropped on his head.
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( LΦ`) And what kind of 8-year old still wets his bed?
DRAMA! \(@L[M)m
|-E) ,,,I'm sorry Cramps, so come change my sheets
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?
i E-E) Amazing work there, Junior. If I had to select 3 posts that summed up your life entirely, it would be those ones.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?
( LΦ`) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?
i E-E) You should do something about your Alzheimer's, Cramps.
(EΝE) Don't ask the same stuff four times in a row, Junior.
( LΦ`) Alright Junior, jokes over.