[Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( LƒΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 17:39

( E-E) Sounds suspiciously like you came.

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 18:58

( 0_0) SMILE MORE, DAMMIT.

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 22:18

( LƒΦ`) Okay, nap time, kiddies.

(LƒΦ` ) Grandpa needs a drink, you see.

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 09:37

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@( E-E)‚ΒI -Cheers Cramps!

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 09:38

@Ώ_Ώ@ U
@( E-E)‚ΒI -Damn, some glue and the glass is whole again.

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:02

( LƒΦ`) A wine cooler? You're drinking a wine cooler?

( LƒΦ`) What a pussy.

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:10

(EΝE) Fag-a-BEEFY!

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 16:55

( E-E) This is madness.

(EΝE) No, it's midnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!

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358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:20

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359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:21

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360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:23

( LƒΦ`) Dammit! Double post!

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:27

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362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 05:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, even I don't understand this thread anymore.

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 07:07

( LƒΦ`) It will all make sense to you in a matter of...
( LƒΦ`) Well I'm not at liberty to say
( LƒΦ`)In the mean time, this is where I jack off

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364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 07:23

( E-E) It's alright Junior, you can jerk off.

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 11:44

(EΝE)... aren't you dead?

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 13:59

( E-E) I returned as your disembodied conscience.

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 14:22

(EΝE) You don't look very disembodied to me.

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 15:49

( E-E) That's from all the acid.

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 20:36

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( E-E) "lesbo blowjobs?" What?

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 22:04

(EΝE) Becuase his name is Jack Lesbo.

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:26

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372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:55

(EΝE) Grandpa, why I have no friends coming to my house any more?

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 21:41

( ί ƒŽί) GrandPa won't kick me! He thinks I'm a good influence on you, Junior. Do you want to fuck?

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 22:22

(EΝE) Grandpa, why are all the people coming to our house complete idiots?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 23:36

( LƒΦ`) Because you want Mittens.

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 01:55

(EΝE) ???

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 03:57

(EΝE) Grandpa, Jimbo Whales seems pretty cool.

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:09

( EΝ( > ƒŽ<) Oh, disregard that.

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:08

( LƒΦ`) Aimai centi sore puni-tte koto kai? Cho!
(EΝE) Wrapping ga seifuku lovery-tte koto nai? Boon!
i E-EjGanbacchau yatyattyau?

( ί ƒŽί) Sontokkya chanto release yo I say (Hoo) I say (Hoo) tanima ni

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( LƒΦ`) Darling darling please! ( ί ƒŽί)

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:08

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381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 01:45

( LƒΦ`) ...and that was the exact moment people stopped caring about my threads.

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 08:41

i E-EjYou mean we cared to begin with?

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 12:53

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Hey, daddy-o. I'm just gonna chill here for awhile if that;s cool with you dudes.

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 12:59

( LƒΦ`) It's all yours. I hear my old friend alcohol beckoning again.

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385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:30

( E-E) Oh, the old leaving to get drunk gag, yeah that's breaking new ground there.

( E-E) I try to bring fresh new material to this thread and am tormented for it, but good ol' gramps can do the same crap over and over and over and over and over and over and over and the people love it.

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:30

(EΝE) Your "fresh new material" sucked ass, you dipshit.

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:29

( E-E) Did not! That whole "Wake Up, Grandpa" bit would have been hi-fuckin-larious if you buttscratchers had played along!

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:34

(EΝE) Did you clear it with the Grandpa Thread Oversight Committee?

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:36

( E-E) GTOC wouldn't return my calls.

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 23:38

(EΝE) Not surprising. You're non-union, so you're nothing.

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 03:21

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392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 07:49

( ಠmƣ) I say, get back to the pub and bring me my Daiquiri Grenadine, wench.

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 00:40

( LƒΦ`) I leave to get drunk but it turns out I have to babysit you guys after all.

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:45

( ά-ά) Ahhhhh, the fetid stench of thread failure brings me back into existence once again!

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:46

( E-E) Back off! The elders said I get to ruin this thread!!

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:44

( ά-ά) Beady eyes.... you have no friends.

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:50

( E-E) Well, your farts smell!

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 02:55

( ά - ά ) JIGGLYPUFF IS EVOLVING

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:38

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400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:39

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(EΝE) Haha, pwned you, Grandpa! PWNED!11

401 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5020 19:46

( LƒΦ`) Junior, stop hanging out with the retards at school. They're obviously a bad influence.

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 20:27

(EΝE) woh carse kan u giev SOJ

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 21:59

Here's your SOJ unf unf
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404 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5021 04:00

(EΝE) U HAV SOJJJJ

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:16

( LƒΦ`) 404, English not found.

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 15:21

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before Diablo II?

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 17:00

( LƒΦ`) Life? No life existed before Diablo II.

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 18:56

(EΝE) Then how did they make Diablo I?

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 18:59

( LƒΦ`) That's not my question to answer.

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 19:01

(EΝE) ...

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 19:49

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before Time Cube?

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 20:48

( LƒΦ`) Everyone else was educated stupid. Almost as stupid as you, Junior.

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 21:24

(EΝE) wow...

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:52

(EΝE) What was life like before I was stupid?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 06:23

( LƒΦ`) I didn't have to answer stupid questions.

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 06:54

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before stupid questions?

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 07:20

( LƒΦ`) ....

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:27

(EΝE) ....

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:26

( LƒΦ`) ....

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:34

i E-E) ...

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:53

(EΝE) BOOM!

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:58

( LƒΦ`) Go to your room.

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:04

i E-E) BOOM SHAKA LAKA

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:21

( LƒΦ`) Get out.

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:30

( E-E) awwww...

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426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 19:48

( LƒΦ`) I swear to god that kid was dropped on his head.

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:35

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428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:51

( LƒΦ`) And what kind of 8-year old still wets his bed?

429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:54

DRAMA! \(@L[M)ƒm

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 23:19

|-E) ,,,I'm sorry Cramps, so come change my sheets

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:52

(EΝE) Change your own sheets, bladder captain.

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:57

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i E-E) Just as I thought.

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:05

( E-E) I'm actually Clonepa.

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:06

( LƒΦ`) Why am I not surprised?

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:11

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:12

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:13

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:20

i E-E) Amazing work there, Junior. If I had to select 3 posts that summed up your life entirely, it would be those ones.

439 Name: : 1993-09-5026 17:15

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 20:42

( LƒΦ`) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 20:51

i E-E) You should do something about your Alzheimer's, Cramps.

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 15:18

(EΝE) Don't ask the same stuff four times in a row, Junior.

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:11

( LƒΦ`) Sorry, Grandpa. It won't happen again.

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:32

( E-E) ... You guys are messing with me, right?

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:33

(EΝE) Who's that calling? Why, it's my old friend alcohol!

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446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:34

( LƒΦ`) Can I have some?

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:34

|ΝE) No.

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448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 19:43

( LƒΦ`) You're so mean!

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 20:18

( LƒΦ`) Alright Junior, jokes over.

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