( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
(・∀・) What's with the roman theme, grandpa?
( ´ω`) Junior, that was the shittiest 2get ever.
(・∀・) But I've come to bury these threads, not to praise them.
( ´ω`) Junior, that was the shittiest 4get ever.
(・∀・) Get off my case, grandpa.
(・ω・) I have arrived.
( ・-・) HAY GUYS YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS!!!!
( ・-・) Thread derailed, I'm outta here.
( ・-・) Oh, yah, that kool aid was pretty good, gra-
( x-x)
(・∀・) I wonder if anybody should have a word with the catering service over that.
(x∀x)
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（；´Д｀）＜ YES, we got here just in time for 11GET!
-=≡ / ヽ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
. /| | |. |
-=≡ /. ＼ヽ／＼＼_
/ ヽ⌒)==ヽ_）= ∧＿∧
-= / /⌒＼.＼ || || (´･ω･`)
／ ／ > ） || || ( つ旦O
/ / / ／＿||＿ || と＿)＿) ＿.
し' （＿つ￣(））￣ (.)）￣ (））￣(.)）
. ∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（；･Д･）＜ ..YOU BASTARD
-=≡ / ヽ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
. /| | |. |
-=≡ /. ＼ヽ／＼＼_
/ ヽ⌒)==ヽ_）= ∧＿∧
-= / /⌒＼.＼ || || (´･ω･`)
／ ／ > ） || || ( つ旦O
/ / / ／＿||＿ || と＿)＿) ＿.
し' （＿つ￣(））￣ (.)）￣ (））￣(.)）
. ∧＿∧
（；xДx）
-=≡ / ヽ
. /| | |. |
-=≡ /. ＼ヽ／＼＼_
/ ヽ⌒)==ヽ_）= ∧＿∧
-= / /⌒＼.＼ || || (´xωx`)
／ ／ > ） || || ( つ旦O
/ / / ／＿||＿ || と＿)＿) ＿.
し' （＿つ￣(））￣ (.)）￣ (））￣(.)）
( ･ิ-･ิ) Beady Eyes!
( ･ิД･ิ) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
( ･ิ-･ิ) Oh, hey, kool aid!
( xิ-xิ)
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Security here, nya. I'm getting complaints about some one putting x's
～(,_ｕｕﾉ over everyone's eyes, nya?
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Is that kool aid?
～(,_ｕｕﾉ
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*xｰxﾐ nya.
～(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ´ω`) Heh heh heh heh...
( ´ω`) Hey, Mittens! Want some kool aid?
SPOILERS MITTENS DIES
( ・-・) Oh Grandpa, we're just humoring you.
( x-x) (・-・ ) uh oh
(xω・) Crap, I ran out of 'x' stickers.
(xωy)つy Anybody want a 'y' instead?
(・∀・) Grandpa, why did you lose control of the thread so quickly this time?
( ´ω`) What are you talking about, Junior? I've been in control the whole time.
(・∀・) Well, among other things, Mittens missed her cue.
( ´ω`) Junior, just fuck her and you'll get over that unhealthy obsession with Mittens.
(・∀・) But how am I supposed to fuck her if I don't have a penis?
( ´ω`) Use a rake.
( ・-・) Perfect for her big bush.
(y∀y) Do they fit me ?
щ(`Д´щ) Why didn't you ask for my help???
(v∀v) I think it looks better without the dangly bits. Umm, why does the world suddenly look upside down?
( oω^) lloolol i ma sios okawyawii
( ・-・) Kawaii! Sugoi desu ne!? Fakku Yuu.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are non-sequitors really that funny or just "zany" enough to make people think they should be funny?
( ´ω`) It's "humour" without effort, Junior.
( ・-・) It's derailment with minimal effort.
(・∀・) Why did beady-eyes 40get?
( ´ω`) The answer is 42.
(・∀・) You're the answer?
( ´ω`) Am I the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything? While flattering, it doesn't fit me. So, no.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you a buddha?
( ´ω`) My power level is over 9000 above Buddha in terms of enlightenment.
47get
( ´ω`) Oh, my old friend 47get Man. How's life going? Still chasing those 56'ers?
( ・-・) I don't think he's going to answer.