( LΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
47get - Life is awesome, Grandpa!
( E-E) Well, fuck you too.
47get - Are you coming on to me?
( ά-ά) Any port in a storm, eh, Beady Eyes?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what would happen to us if 4-ch got shut down?
( LΦ`) We'd go somewhere else, Junior.
( LΦ`) But first, fat-ass and beady-eyes need to GTFO of my thread.
( E-E) Wassamatta, cramps? Too old to keep up?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was your Grandpa like?
( LΦ`) It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
(EΝE) Nurupo
(EΝE) Grandpa, I suspect that having cooties is a genetic condition that is related to the second "X" chromosome, making it a condition specific and isolated to females, and is in no way contagious. Therefore, despite their cootie-ness, I propose girls should be allowed to participate in the same gym class as the boys. It's only fair.
(EΦE) If "X marks the spot" but there is a second X, where is the spot?
( LΦ`) I see you've put a lot of thought into that, Junior. Unfortunately, there are no cooties, and your idea is as dumb as a butt.
( LΦ`) Clonepa, shut your damn mouth.
(EΦE) You can't treat me like this!!! IM FUCKING A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!
( LΦ`) Since when?
(EΦE) Since I found them unconscious in the street
(EΝE) Grandpa, is it time to go to Saitama yet?
( LΦ`) Whatever. You're a crap-ass. Get out.
( LΦ`) Saitama needs to be cleaned of otaku filth.
(EΝE) Nurupo
(EΦE) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.
( LΦ`) Nobody asked you, Clonepa.
(EΦE) It was the question on everybody's mind. What, are you the man who just can't read the mood?
(EΝE) Grandpa, Grandpa, what is the correct procedure to follow when you find somebody else's panties in the washing machine?
( LΦ`) Hang them on the nearest car's antenna.
( E-E) You sniff them until your sister walks in. She will first scold you, then taunt you for your lack of sex life and finally have intercourse with you.
(EΝE) ♡Onii-chan!♡
( E-E) Why you lookin' at me like that, Junior?
(EΝE) ♡Give it up baby!♡
( EDE) NO! I'M MARRIED!!!
(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Oh, NOW it matters to you...
(EΦE) How would you like to get it on with ♡me♡, Junior? All the girls say I'm a real... ♡Lady killer♡
( LΦ`) That's because you chop them down with an axe while screaming "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!"
( LΦ`) Kinda like that one guy in that one movie.
(EΝE) Grandpa, do you remember when people used to say "Under the moon, loli to issho"?
( LΦ`) Yeah. That was a stupid time, Junior.
(EΝ-) Grandpa, do you remember.. urk, what's going on, I-
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why doesn't the Saviour of the Universe edition of the Flash Gordon DVD have the acclaimed commentary of Brian Blessed?
( LΦ`) They're saving that for the first TV season DVD.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why does it hurt when I pee?
( LΦ`) My name is Wilford Grandpa and you have diabeetus.
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(EΝE) I don't think anybody really says that anymore, Grandpa. Could you get with the times?
( ί ί) It carries out and is w!
( LΦ`) Dammit. I thought we'd have a Mittens-free thread this time.
( ί -ί) A...aaa... i'm so sorry...
( ί ί) Grandpa carries out and is w!
( LΦ`) Sigh...
( E-E) Mittens carries on and on and think she's so www
( ί -ί) I'm more www than you, bunnyhead.
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( LΦ`) I can't believe you've lasted in the world this long. Well, whatever. Anything you want to know, Junior?
(EΝE) Nah, I'm good.
And with that the Grandpa Threads' Legacy came to a close. Everyone that was involved had a great time. But don't fret, because I know that there's a Junior Junior on his into this world.
CREDITS:
Grandpa
Junior
Beady Eyes
Clone Pa
Dark Pa
Shii
and others
Thank you for watching.
but GRANDPA wasn't through YET.
( LΦ`) Yes, actually, I am.
(EΝE) Same.
He would go on to answer even MORE questions then EVER before!
( LΦ`) No.
(EΝE) Don't have any questions.
COMING THIS SEPTEMBER: GRANDPA RESSURECTION!!
( LΦ`) Actually, I haven't died yet.
(EΝE) Wish he would though.
( LΦ`) Okkusenman!
(EΝE) Okkusenman!
(EΦE) Gokigenyo, Guranopa-sama.
( LΦ`) That's Guranopa-kakka, buster!
(EΝE) Wait, wait... a Junior Junior? I'm pregnant?
(EΝE) SEX MAKES BABIES?!
( LΦ`) So far, yes.
(EΦE) I'm the father of Junior's baby.
(EΝE) That can't be right.
(EΦE) You do remember my ponos going into your vagoo, right?
( LΦ`) Yaranaika?
(EΦE) Grandpa...you're gay?
( LΦ`) no u.
( LΦ`) I also hate you, Cl
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(EΝE) Grandpa! NOOOOooooooo-
(xΝx) >urk<
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( E-E) I deduce that the smug looking thread bumper is the culprit.
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( E-E) Yeah, we're pretty much stretching this out until the bitter end.
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( EΦE) You guys are still drinking the kool aid?
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(EΝE) So Grandpa, what are you up to at this time of the night?
( LΦ`) Oh, just lying down and chilling under the moon, loli to issho.
( LΦ`) Wait, what's going on.
( E-E) We're stretching this out to 999 posts.
( ♦ ѿ ♦) KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO
( E-E) The producers are really going all-out, you understand?
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( LΦ`) I wish my grandpa was still alive.
(EΝE) I wish my grandpa was still alive.
( LΦ`) What?
(-Ν-) sigh ...
( LΦ`) I wish my grandson was still alive.
(EΝE) I'm right here, Grandpa!
( LΦ`) Poor kid. I can almost hear his screechy little voice.
(EΝE) Not funny, grandpa. Like this thread.
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(L^ิ-Oิ) dDDDUuuuRrrrRRRR can i darel da thred now???? grandpor yu ned to take yuor pilszz!!!
( E-E) FUCK YOU THAT'S MY JOB ASSHOLE i hate you