( LΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
( LΦ`) Why don't you just hush up until you think of something that's actually funny?
( E-E) Why don't you shut up and die already, you old faggot?
( LΦ`) Don't talk to me like that, you beady eye... beady eye... aaaagh, my heart...
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RIP ( LΦ`) 1993-09-5169
(;Ν;) GRANDPAAAA!!!
( LΦ`) Huh? What?
(EΝE) Oh, you're alive (damn). Thought you died.
( LΦ`) Yeah, that happens sometimes.
( E-E) You're such a tease.
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(E-B`)';; If you'd just take your pills, you wouldn't be hallucinating about killing me all the time.
(E-B`)';; Why does my neck itch so damn much? I hate this.
( ά-ά) Nobody's hallucinating but you, el moron.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why did Rei open a diner in our living room?
( LΦ`) Must be all the traffic here. If you'd just learn to to close the damn door when you go through it, we'd have some PEACE AND QUIET in this thread.
( EΦE) I fell asleep after impersonating Beady Eyes. Dreamt somebody made me into a stew.
( EΦE) ...
( EΦE) I'm famished. What's for dinner?
(E-B`)';; Can I get some medical care plox?
(E-ζ)ζ OH GOD IT'S HAζEζNG Aζζ
(EΝE) Grandpa, if our lawn were emo, would it cut itself?
( LΦ`) No Junior, if only out of spite for us.
( LΦ`) Junior, you been readin' that bash.org site again?
(EΝE) I saw it on Ebaumsworld!
( LΦ`) THATS IT, no more internet for you!
(EΝE) Who is going to ask you questions while I'm gone?
( LΦ`) Nobody, that's the beauty of it.
( E-E) Grandpa, why won't you take your pills?
( LΦ`) Clonepa, take that mask off.
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( EΦE) So that's where my mask was! I've been looking all over for it.
(E-B`)';; Just leave me my dignity.
(E-B`)';; ha ha ha ha ha
(E-B`)';; ow. being hilarious hurts.
(E-B`)';; argh
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( LΦ`) Be nice if she stayed dead this time.
( E-E) You bastards! You killed my sister!
( LΦ`) Right on cue.
( E-E) Can't really blame you, though. She was one annoying bitch.
( E-E) Was she trying to do that pills thing here? I hated that.
( E-E) I told her over and over that Amway was no way to make a living.
( E-E) Pills is a funny word, isn't it?
( E-E) Ha ha ha.
(E-B`)';; NO! The Pills routine is MINE!
(E-B`)';; Find your own gimmick, brother.
( E-E) Die Sis, Die!
( E-E) Sisters are so annoying. Why can't they be the sex-crazed vixens of Japanimation porn?
(@₯ิ-₯ิ) She was once. That's why I married her.
( E-E) You keep out of this, Dad.
( LΦ`) I want Junior back.
( E-E) To be honest, I have no clue who these people are, I'm just hoping that if I play along they'll go away.
( E-E) Grandpa, what was this thread like before I so artfully derailed it?
( LΦ`) It was funny in 900 different ways.
( E-E) And I ruined it?
( LΦ`) Yep.
( E-E) Sorry.
( LΦ`) Nah, I'm just shitting you. It sucked 900 different ways. Now it sucks 901 different ways.
( E-E) Not 905 ways?
( LΦ`) Don't flatter yourself.
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( E-E) Dentata
(EΝE) Grandpa, the thread appears to be approaching CRITICAL MASS. Should I break out the Mittens?
( LΦ`) No, we shall endure, just as you have endured your 40 hours of wanderings in the Desert of DQN.
(EΝE) By the Rivers of Babylon!
( E-E) Faggotry!
( EΦE) Tanasinn!
(@MnL) Evil!
(EΝE) Youth!
( LΦ`) ! What?
ijΔͺͺͺ²ijWith your powers combined, I am Captain DQN!
( E-E) CUT! Grandpa forgot his line again. You're all supposed to shout "GO DQN!", and DQN-kun, it's "By your powers".
( LΦ`) What's my line though?
(EΝE) And where's Mittens?
( LΦ`) And who put Beady Eyes in charge?
( LΦ`) Isn't he dead? I remember beheading him twice.
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( E-E) I would have thought that you of all people would know that nobody in these threads stays dead.
( LΦ`) damn those dragonballs
( E-E) hahahaha take your pills gra
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( E-E) I'd just like to warn everybody in this THREAD that we're expected to receive a high retardation front. Thank you.
( LΦ`) No Beady eyes. You are the retards.
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( LΦ`) Those hard resets suck, don't they? Maybe it's your video card.
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(EΝE) Maybe you should have taken your pills, Beady Eyes.
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( LΦ`) Ha ha ha pills. That's pretty funny, Junior.
(EΝE) Thanks, Grandpa!
(EΝE) I'm working on a routine involving fire pants, but I'm not sure where to go with it yet.
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( LΦ`) Just stop trying to talk. It's irritating.
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( E-E) oh this just SU
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( E-E) But my gimmick is to blame everyone else for me ruining everything I participate in!
( E-E) But my gimmick is to blame everyone else for me ruining everything I participate in!
( E-E) But my gimmick is that I suck and have no friends and am not funny!
( LΦ`) That's not a gimmick. That's just the horrible truth.
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( LΦ`) Not all truth is horrible, Junior.
( LΦ`) By the way, you've gotten fat.
( EΦE) Wait.. isn't that what I do? Why do we create characters that are just like other fucking characters?