[Part X] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

750 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 22:44

( ´ω`) Only if you intend to sell 'em, Junior.

751 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 22:45

( ・-・) Oh, so NOW the pills gag is funny?

752 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 23:15

( ´ω`) Go climb a wall of gibbelsigs.

753 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 00:12

( ・-・) but those things are all squishy and gross!

754 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 00:28

( ´ω`) Do it anyway, faggot.

755 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 01:49

(||´д｀) Do what he says, son, he's your mother afterall.

756 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:19

(・∀・) You always were senial, Great Grandma.

757 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 05:00

( ・-・) You don't pay much attention in school, do you?

758 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 10:58

( ´ω`) The gibbelsig wall is right over there waiting for you.

759 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 11:13

(・∀・) Yeah! Up against the wall, Beady Eyes!

760 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:30

( ・-・) Holy Frijoles! The peasantos are revolting!
|彡

761 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:30

( ´ω`) "Peasantos"?

762 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:43

( ・-・) I'm spanish. Fuck you.

763 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:45

( ´ω`) They why don't you say "Taik yor PEELS Senyore!"

764 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:55

( ・-・) Because im not DUMB spanish.

765 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 13:05

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) El Stupido.

766 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 13:05

(・∀・) Hey Quicksdraw!

767 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 13:07

( ・-・) Wake up junior.

768 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 13:23

( ´ω`) And we're back to that.

( ´ω`) You firing your writers was a bad mistake. Without them, you're hopeless.

( ´ω`) You got that? You-o Hopeless-o!

769 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 13:33

( ・-・) My writers wern't paid, I just threatened them with death.
( ・-・) And I killed them recently.
( ・-・) Just like youll do to everyone if you dont take your pills.

770 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 14:07

(・∀・) I flushed his pills down the toilet, just like he asked.

771 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 14:19

( ・-・) Well, at least now the toilet isn't going to be killing anyone.

772 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 14:33

( ´ω`) Yeah, you're just killing the thread.

773 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 14:51

( ・-・) Are you stupid, old man? DQN has been dead for at least a year! Stuff your thread!

774 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 19:39

ﾐ´ｰ｀*ミ

ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ

　　　へ-ﾍ
　　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Hmm these b-tards are a nuisance. I think that in a way /b/ is a good thing, nya.
　～(,_ｕｕﾉ It keeps them all in one place to be idiots together. Like an asylum, nya.

775 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 19:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, what were Grandpa threads like before this beady eyed little pill pushing ladyboy rabbit thing appeared and got so annoying?

776 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 20:07

( ´-`) It was a boring place with nothing but a grouchy old self-important grandfag like me answering stupid questions asked by his retarded sexually confused grandson who ironaically enough doesn't have the balls to ask Mittens out.

777 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 20:45

( ´ω`) Damn it all. I forgot about Clonepa II.

778 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 22:42

　　　∧∧
　　（　 ･ω･） Zzz... Mh? Someone said Clonepa?
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

779 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 23:06

( ・-`) Huh? There's a Clonepa II?

780 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 23:07

( ´-`) Get out of here, I'm the new crapass in town.

781 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 23:13

（ ･ω･）You couldn't crapass your way out of a paper bag.

782 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 23:25

( ´ω`) That is not a pleasant image, Clonepa.

783 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 01:29

(・∀・) Granpda, I'm going to ask Mittens out. And then assrape her like you always did to me.

784 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 01:38

( ´ω`) That is not a pleasant image, Junior.

785 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 01:58

(　･ิω･ิ) Hay guys whats going on in this thread

786 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-5167 02:40

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I brought you all mittens!

787 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:43

<丶｀∀´> Did some one say my name, Nida?

788 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:45

（　｀ハ´）Hello, it seems every one is at grandpa's

789 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:46

ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Security here, nya.

790 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:47

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) It's been a long time, Grandpa.

791 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:48

(*ﾟｰﾟ) It's been a while for me too!

792 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:49

(´･ω･) Shobon

793 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:52

( ⌒-⌒) Did everyone miss me?

794 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:55

( ﾟ ヮ・) Did you get gloves too?

795 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:04

( ﾟヮﾟ) AND SOCKS, DON'T FORGET SOCKS!

796 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:10

( ´ω`) .... bye.

|彡

797 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:18

　　‶　＂ ″
　ミ　゜Д゜彡　Even in your DQN, F O E
　　 ″〟‶

798 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:38

( ・-・) Now that the Grandpooper is gone, let's get this party started! And I got just the pills to get y'all in the mood.

799 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:54

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　rｰィへ个ﾍ、
　　　　SASUGA DESU!　　ﾉ ヽ !　 ﾉ　ノ＾ゝ
　　　　　　　　＿＿　　　　　ゞ／´￣￣｀ヽ/､ヽ
　　　 __／￣　　　　 ＼　 　 // // ハ、ヽl　|　|
　　 ｢ /　｢　ｒ ,　 ﾊヽ ヽヽ　 ヽ!-Ｈ‐ﾄ､|ヤＨ ｌ|　|
　　 ｣｛三|　| ﾒ､/ﾘﾚＸ7ﾉ ｝　　 | TU　　Ｕﾌ| ||　|
　　//{ニ|　|/ ＞　 ＜ {lﾉ　 　 ヽ|、 --　ノﾚﾘ ﾉ
　　7　| （|⊂つ （￣）rぅ |　　　 ｒ〈＞ﾊ＜/⌒ヽ、
　　＼,| l､＼| `ｰr､＜ﾉ リ　 　 / /に{_}こ}　　　}
　　　　>そ !￣＼ |l`〈´ﾇ　　 / 〈　くハゝ〉 　 ノ
　　　 {/ て｛＿＿Y_,ﾉ ﾉ }　　ヽ、ゝ　　 /　 /、
　　　/　　rへ、　　/ ￣￣￣￣￣ /　/　 ハ＼
　　 /　／＼ノ　　/ /￣ /ﾚ/ / / / Ｖ　 /　 l　 ヽ
　　〈 ´ 　 　 >___/ /￣ /　/　ﾚ' / </⌒>　　|／
　￣￣￣￣ └┴―――――┘￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

800 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 04:32

　　‶　＂ ″
　ミ　ﾟ Дﾟ 彡　Ｆ　Ｏ　Ｅ
　　 ″〟‶

801 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 05:07

　‶　＂ ″
ミ　゜Д ゜彡　Ｆ　　Ｏ　　Ｅ
　 ″〟‶　　　　

802 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 05:09

　‶　＂ ″
ミ　◎ Д◎ 彡　　Ｆ　　　　Ｏ　　　　Ｅ
　 ″〟‶　　　　

803 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 05:16

　‶∵∴ ″
ミ∵∴∵∴彡　Ｆ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
　 ″∵‶　

804 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 05:23

　　 　 　 　 　r‐､　　 __ __
　　 　 　　 ／　　￣｀ヽ　/
　　　　　 // /　　　、　V}
　　　　　 N从ﾘハヽハ　iﾊ
　　　　　 / ic＞　＜c| ｌ|ｲ〉　　YAHO! The tanasinn has killed ＦＯＥ！
　 　 　　んへ　i￣!　ﾉ从j　　　800ＧＥＴ ! !
　　　　　　 /⌒Y⌒`ヽヽ.

805 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:58

（　｀ハ´） Enthusiasm is a virtue.

806 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 07:48

(・∀・) Grandpa, this is terrible! The Holy Roman Emperor is dead!
Who could have infected him with Tanasi∵∴∵

807 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 10:51

|ω`) Don't know, don't care.

|彡 bye!

808 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 15:45

( ・-・) Actually, the show's been over since >108 . Why are all of you guys sticking around, anyway? Get off the set! We've gotta have this clean for when the studio decides to do something with it. Quit shuffling around and go home, already! There's nothing to see here but props, garbage and teamsters! THE SHOW IS OVER, PEOPLE!

809 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 15:47

( ・-・) Also, due to the fact that you guys went overbudget, we've had to make certain cutbacks in "secondary resources" such as links. But that's beside the point, the point is GO HOME!

810 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 16:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, that crazy homeless Mexican is ranting again.

811 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 16:22

( ´ω`) Give him soup, that should keep him away for a few days.

812 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 16:46

( ・-・) I don't have time for this. GUARDS!

　 　∧∧　 　 ﾊ＿ﾊ　　 　へ-ﾍ
　　(,,ﾟーﾟ)　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)　　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Yes, nya?
～(,,＿ﾉ　 ～(,,＿ﾉ　 ～(,_ｕｕﾉ

( ・-・) Escort Grandpa and his retinue from the set.

　 　∧∧　 　 ﾊ＿ﾊ　　 　へ-ﾍ
　　(,,ﾟーﾟ)　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)　　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ O.K, nya.
～(,,＿ﾉ　 ～(,,＿ﾉ　 ～(,_ｕｕﾉ

813 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:37

ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ No, I mean not okay, nya. You're the one who needs to be escorted, Beady Eyes, nya.

814 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:45

( ・-・) But I don't want to be escorted.

815 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:47

( ´ω`) Look, if your feelings mattered, everybody's feelings would matter. You don't want that, do you?

816 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:53

( ・-・) butbutbut

817 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:55

( ・-・) Depends on the escort service. I don't want an ugly hag like Mittens wrapping her mittens around me.

818 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 20:16

( ´ω`) Who's face is in the thread title? Yours?

819 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 20:17

( ・-・) Yes.

820 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 20:42

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sorry, we're all out of escorts.
i 　乂-‐　－! i
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　 REI'S CALL GIRLS　　 ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

821 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 20:51

[Part X] (・∀・) Grandpa [Legendary]

822 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 20:53

( ・-・) Very well then, it seems you've consigned yourself to some sort of existentialist hell.

823 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 20:55

( ・-・) And I'm Spanish, not Mexican. A chi wa wa.

824 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 21:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, is Beady Eyes a dog or a rabbit?

825 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 21:15

( ´ω`) A rabbit. Why do you ask?

826 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 21:26

(・∀・) He just said he's a chihuahua.

827 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 21:27

( ´ω`) Well, he is quite the anklebiter.

828 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 21:55

( ・-・) Take your pills!

( ・-・) PAY ATTENTION TO ME I NEED ATTENTION

( ・-・) GOD I'M SO LONELY NOBODY LIKES ME

829 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 22:19

( ´ω`) Take that mask off, Clonepa.

830 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 22:50

(( ・-・) But I'm not done making fun of him yet.

831 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 23:48

(( ・-・) I'm Beady Gonzalez!

832 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 01:03

( ﾟ-ﾟ) That's not funny. Grandpa took his finger out of my ass for a second and whoosh there the little critter was burrowing up my hole.

( ﾟ-ﾟ) And the skidmarks he left when he sped off, oi oi.

( ﾟヮﾟ) But he forgot his mittens inside!

833 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 02:03

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Socks, that is a terrible impression.

834 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 03:19

( ﾟ ｰ・) How about we sing a song instead!

( ﾟ ヮ・) Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
　　　　 Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
　　　　 For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
　　　　 But we hope in a short time to see you again!

( ﾟ ヮ・) We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
　　　　 We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea!
　　　　 Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
　　　　 From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues!

835 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 07:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do we have to hide from the police?

836 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 07:40

( ´ω`) You mean you need to run. I know the police, I go drinkin' with them sometimes.

( ´ω`) hic y'see THATS theproblem wit u junoir, er just..sittn' here, askin questions wehn you should be out..DRINKIN' with ur friends!!! but yknow what, y' don't GOT ANY, DO YOU?!

837 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 11:48

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're supposed to say "Because we use vi son, they use emacs."

838 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 12:53

( ´ω`) What th' hell are you blabberin' 'bout, boy?

839 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 12:59

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I use mittens!

840 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 14:02

( ・-・) I find Clonepa's behavior offensive.

(( ・-・) Also, I grow coffee beans.

( ・-・) Quit it.

841 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 16:34

(( ・-・) Whoops. Siesta time!

(( ---) el snoro

842 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 18:33

( ・-・) El Maco! I shall eat it.

( ・{( ---) NomNomNom

( ・{ω・) Hey, cut it out!

843 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 23:15

( ・{● ( ˃ω˂) You forced me to defend myself!

( ・{●) ugh

( ・-・) -gulk-

( ・-・) I think I'm going to be sick.

844 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 23:16

(( ・-・) Don't you mean "el sicko"?

845 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 23:29

( ・-・) I reserve that for otaku who think cute is not pedo.

846 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 05:59

( ´ω`) I find your behavior quite offensive too, beady.

847 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 09:09

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm cute as a mitten! Don't you agree Grandpa?

848 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 14:18

( ´ω`) After a few beers, yes, I do.

849 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 16:42

( ・-・) Speaking of mittens, I borrowed a few from you to serve as "newspaper" for the Clonepas, Mittens. I hope you don't mind.

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