ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:03

? = 8

What is love?

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:16

The white things come out from your penis

Describe Anime ?

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 22:56

It's better than reality.

What kind of country is Bosnia, anyway?

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 23:01

Full of strife and self-created problems.

Why does the entry text blink?

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 23:55

>>5 because squeeks put textarea(text-decoration:blink); in the header and you didn't go into about:config and set browser.blink_allowed to false
Mine doens't blink.. haha

Why does this thread suck?

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 00:05

squeeks didn't do that. i did.
i didn't set browser.blink_allowed and mine doesn't blink because khtml > gecko.

> Why does this thread suck?

because it lacks:

  • mittens
  • real vippers from 2ch
  • grandpa

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 00:23

What's a wapanese?

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 01:26

Everyone on this board.

What is the rest mass of a proton (in units of MeV/c^2)?

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 01:43

Is that an African or European proton?

Why is this textbox blinking?

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 04:13

(EÍE) >>6

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is Captain Obvious stealing our gig?

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 05:46

( LƒÖ`) That guy has always been jealous of our success.

( LƒÖ`) What's that gay noise?

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 09:50

Moot fucking snacks without lube.

What does jappafag mean?

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 10:41

It's a new breed of pokemon.

What's the best icecream flavor?

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 10:53

homemade vanilla w/butterfinger bits

why the hell am I up so damned early?

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:28

The early bird gets the worm.

Where does love go?

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:29

because the cats kept shitting on your pillow.

Why is a chicken?

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 04:51

Why not?


19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 00:51

lol what?

So, what is your current situation in life?

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 01:22

Directly in jail. Not passing go. Not collecting $200.

Do you remember love?

21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 01:51

How could I forget our passionate days of love, >>20?

What is the best Linux Distro?

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 01:52

I remember wanting sex.

Do you have plans for tonight?

23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:08

Maybe I'm gonna hang out with a friend, but I was up until 6:30 playing CS tonight so I might not 'cause I'm really daffy now.

Do you think CS is fun?

24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 18:52

CS is fun to watch and to participate in.

In the end, did it even matter?

25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 19:14

You didn't try hard enough, didn't get far enough.... so, no.

Do we really need 5 country radio stations in my hometown?

26 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 21:07

We don't need 5 country radio stations ANYWHERE.

Are condi and hillary going to compete for president in 2008?

27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 02:07

God, I hope not.

I've had enough of your bullshit, kid. Did the bad man or did he not touch your pee-pee?

28 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 02:52

Does it count if I raped him?

What's the best movie ever?

29 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:02

Dr. Strangelove, or 'How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb'.

Did you know Slobodan Milosevic died today?

30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 08:29

Yes, I heard it on the news at the laundromat

What's the ugliest part of your body?

31 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 09:27

Your face.
Why do all the girls i like end up in jail?

32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 09:44

You should start dating men.

Will George W Bush be remembered by the world as the third Antichrist?

33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 10:00

No, much like Reagan, Bush's greatness will be remembered fondly while his foibles will be put into proper perspective

Why is it that Corea is so beloved the whole world over?

34 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 11:42

Because Grace Park is hot.

What did you have for lunch yesterday?

35 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:01

Beef Curry!!!

Where can we found CP torrent ?

36 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:09

Now that I have the apartment to myself for a week, what should I do?

37 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:28

Masturbate until your dick falls off.

What is the most vile and disgusting thing on the internets?

38 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:40

Personal Weblogs.

Will Newt Gingrich consent to be Hillary's Veep?

39 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 16:49

I sure hope so, just for the comedy value.

Should I bother with getting the new CPU, or just go with the other upgrades and save myself a couple hundred bucks?

40 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 17:11

save yourself the money if your current computer isn't complete crap.

Where do I download Winny?

41 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 17:34

What's the best board on iichan's sidebar?

42 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 17:40

Sad Girls in Snow, of course.

I wonder if >>40 tried looking at ?

43 Name: Captain Obviouz : 1993-09-4576 18:39

>>41 mods

44 Name: Captain Obviouz : 1993-09-4576 18:40

>>41 .mod, ribbon, bijin. the rest is cool too.

45 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 21:50

You didn't ask a question, so I laugh at you like the silly king you are!

What's the worst board on the iichan sidebar?

46 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 22:04

4-ch DQN

Where do babies come from?

47 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 00:21

4-ch DQN

Is it nobler in the mind to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?

48 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 01:37

Sorry, Shakepere makes my head hurt.

Don't think, Feel! and you'll be?

49 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 02:20



50 Name: ( ß ƒŽß) : 1993-09-4577 02:55



51 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 04:25

( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS!

Is now a good time to visit New Orleans?

52 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:22


What is this thread about?

53 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 06:31

<@EÍE> Foolish people who have been taken in by Japan's lies

<@EÍE> Why is it no other nation comes close to being as great or as loved as korea is?

54 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 06:54

Because it would mean they'd be settling for less

How do you find VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID?

55 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 08:02

By the power of KAMI...

Who was the first person to post a fucking ascii cat on the internet?

56 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 08:03

By typing fusianasan in the name field, it enables IDs

Why are people obsessed with this drawball shit?

57 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:39

Because it's a small way to be famous.

Have YOU drawn anything on drawball? If so, what and where?

58 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:51

No, because it sucks due to not being a ball.

Why is it not a ball?

59 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:04

2D lol

So, what are you wearing?

60 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:35

( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS

Why are there so many Westerners posting on 2ch right now?

61 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 17:13

We've filled our quota here, and they're looking for new opportunity.

If you had a dead rat and a rope to swing it with, would you give it to me in exchange for the chance to whitewash my fence?

62 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 18:39

I dunno, this is a pretty awesome rat... but it's tempting...

I wonder if I'll enjoy farming when the oil runs out?

63 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:02

i@MƒnLjAs much as you'll enjoy it before the oil runs out, which is to say not at all...

i@MƒnLjWould you let the owner of the house know I borrowed a few things from the kitchen?

64 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:58

Of course, I'm sure he won't mind at all.

Will you please leave either your your car keys or a credit card as collateral?

65 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 03:15

Certainly; here's your credit card back.

Is there real butter in the pie crust?

66 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 03:56

At the DQN Bakery, we use only the highest-quality, all-natural ingredients.

What should I cosplay as at MidSouthCon?

67 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 03:56

If that's what you want to call it, sure.

Is the world really going to end in a few hours in a massive cataclysmic explosing? And, if so, How should I spend my last few moments on this plane of existance?

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 04:15

Not the whole world, just the part you're in. I recommend you eat the hell out of a bacon double cheeseburger with all the trimmings.

What the fuck is this lump on my back? It's right next to my spine, and it makes it difficult to sit in hard-backed chairs.

69 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 06:20

Back cancer.

Why the fuck is it raining again?

70 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:16

becuase of the fuckin season fairies in your backyard, burn em to make it stop.

btw wut da fuck ITT mean??

71 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:23

>>70 In This Thread

72 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:26

Oops forgot to post a question: would you kill a person if it were the only way you could save your child's life?

73 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:29

Depends on what person it is, if I'd get away with it, what my future child is like and so on...

How long do you think you're going to live and what will you die of?

74 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:36

Until I am struck in the head with an anvil, and I will die by being struck in the head by an anvil.

I had a question but I already forgot it. Care to jog my memory?

75 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:47

In your current shape, it could lead to a heart attack.

How do you exercise your brain in a safe manner?

76 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 20:21

By doing crossword puzzles.

What's a five-letter word for "an idiot who can't think of a five-letter word for idiot"?

77 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 20:33


How many roads must a man go down?

78 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 21:15


How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

79 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 21:34

Infinite, if we make the assumptions (1) angels can overlap and (2) angels can dance on the head of a pin.

When is a door not a door?

80 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 22:32

When it's a jar.

How many ninjas does it take to screw up a lightbulb?

81 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 01:42

The answer is here


82 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:10

What kind of question was that?

...what kind of question was that?

83 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:54

Try again. The perfect question is the question that solves itself.

Why am I such a genius?

84 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 05:59

There was excessive moisture and your tests were scanned improperly.

Who trusts standardized testing?

85 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:56

>>83, obviously.

So, if I start playing Eve, does that make me cool?

86 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 17:07

Unusually enough, yes it does.

Why do all the cool places to live have to cost so damn much?

87 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 17:15

Supply and demand, good sir. There's just not enough cool to go around.

Why is a wonderful person such as >>1 not invited to the garden party?

88 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 17:56

>>1 is made out of marshmellows, unyuu and hellfire. He would burn the fuchsias.

What will >>100 write in his post?

89 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 19:07


Will >>101 curse that s/he didn't get 100GET?

90 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:07

I think so.

Will >>99 mention 100GET in his post, I wonder...

91 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 21:24

The Stars are cloudy. Ask again later.

Should I trust astrology?

92 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 21:44

Only as far as you can throw it.

Should I attack Irkutsk, or end my turn?

93 Name: Volcano Ass Splatter Surprise : 1993-09-4584 00:26


Is that thing on my dick going to go away on its own?

94 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 03:14

Not until you pay her the $50.

Why do girls watch Pretty Woman over and over again?

95 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 04:50

Because it's fun to be a prostitute! Sucking and shopping is the ultimate lifestyle.

Why haven't I gone to sleep yet?

96 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 05:03

The clowns will get you.

What are several ways to define the realm of South America?

97 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:18

Hell if I know.

Why can't >>96 answer his own damn essay questions?

98 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:35

Because that's what I have peones like >>97 for. >:(

I wonder why she hasn't called?

99 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 23:03

Because she hates you and wants you to die.

Will she turn the gun on >>98?

100 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 23:20

We now interrupt this question and answer session for a 100GET!

Was that too much, do you think?

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