4 + 4 = ?
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What is love?
The white things come out from your penis
Describe Anime ?
It's better than reality.
What kind of country is Bosnia, anyway?
Full of strife and self-created problems.
Why does the entry text blink?
>>5 because squeeks put textarea(text-decoration:blink); in the header and you didn't go into about:config and set browser.blink_allowed to false
Mine doens't blink.. haha
Why does this thread suck?
>>6
squeeks didn't do that. i did.
i didn't set browser.blink_allowed and mine doesn't blink because khtml > gecko.
> Why does this thread suck?
because it lacks:
What's a wapanese?
Everyone on this board.
What is the rest mass of a proton (in units of MeV/c^2)?
Is that an African or European proton?
Why is this textbox blinking?
(・∀・) >>6
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Captain Obvious stealing our gig?
( ´ω`) That guy has always been jealous of our success.
( ´ω`) What's that gay noise?
Moot fucking snacks without lube.
What does jappafag mean?
It's a new breed of pokemon.
What's the best icecream flavor?
The early bird gets the worm.
Where does love go?
because the cats kept shitting on your pillow.
Why is a chicken?
Why not?
How?
lol what?
So, what is your current situation in life?
Directly in jail. Not passing go. Not collecting $200.
Do you remember love?
How could I forget our passionate days of love, >>20?
What is the best Linux Distro?
I remember wanting sex.
Do you have plans for tonight?
Maybe I'm gonna hang out with a friend, but I was up until 6:30 playing CS tonight so I might not 'cause I'm really daffy now.
Do you think CS is fun?
CS is fun to watch and to participate in.
In the end, did it even matter?
You didn't try hard enough, didn't get far enough.... so, no.
Do we really need 5 country radio stations in my hometown?
We don't need 5 country radio stations ANYWHERE.
Are condi and hillary going to compete for president in 2008?
God, I hope not.
I've had enough of your bullshit, kid. Did the bad man or did he not touch your pee-pee?
Does it count if I raped him?
What's the best movie ever?
Dr. Strangelove, or 'How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb'.
Did you know Slobodan Milosevic died today?
Yes, I heard it on the news at the laundromat
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Your face.
Why do all the girls i like end up in jail?
You should start dating men.
Will George W Bush be remembered by the world as the third Antichrist?
No, much like Reagan, Bush's greatness will be remembered fondly while his foibles will be put into proper perspective
Why is it that Corea is so beloved the whole world over?
Beef Curry!!!
Where can we found CP torrent ?
Masturbate until your dick falls off.
What is the most vile and disgusting thing on the internets?
Personal Weblogs.
Will Newt Gingrich consent to be Hillary's Veep?
save yourself the money if your current computer isn't complete crap.
Where do I download Winny?
www.google.com
What's the best board on iichan's sidebar?
Sad Girls in Snow, of course.
I wonder if >>40 tried looking at http://www.sofotex.com/WinNY-download_L20801.html ?
>>41 mods
>>41 .mod, ribbon, bijin. the rest is cool too.
You didn't ask a question, so I laugh at you like the silly king you are!
What's the worst board on the iichan sidebar?
4-ch DQN
Where do babies come from?
4-ch DQN
Is it nobler in the mind to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?
Sorry, Shakepere makes my head hurt.
Don't think, Feel! and you'll be?
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∴∵∵∵∵∴∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∵∵?
Mittens
Mittens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!
Is now a good time to visit New Orleans?
Certainly
What is this thread about?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1142225437/
< ・∀・> Foolish people who have been taken in by Japan's lies
< ・∀・> Why is it no other nation comes close to being as great or as loved as korea is?
Because it would mean they'd be settling for less
How do you find VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID?
By the power of KAMI...
Who was the first person to post a fucking ascii cat on the internet?
By typing fusianasan in the name field, it enables IDs
Why are people obsessed with this drawball shit?
Because it's a small way to be famous.
Have YOU drawn anything on drawball? If so, what and where?
No, because it sucks due to not being a ball.
Why is it not a ball?
2D lol
So, what are you wearing?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS
Why are there so many Westerners posting on 2ch right now?
We've filled our quota here, and they're looking for new opportunity.
If you had a dead rat and a rope to swing it with, would you give it to me in exchange for the chance to whitewash my fence?
I dunno, this is a pretty awesome rat... but it's tempting...
I wonder if I'll enjoy farming when the oil runs out?
（ ｀ハ´）As much as you'll enjoy it before the oil runs out, which is to say not at all...
（ ｀ハ´）Would you let the owner of the house know I borrowed a few things from the kitchen?
Of course, I'm sure he won't mind at all.
Will you please leave either your your car keys or a credit card as collateral?
Certainly; here's your credit card back.
Is there real butter in the pie crust?
At the DQN Bakery, we use only the highest-quality, all-natural ingredients.
What should I cosplay as at MidSouthCon?
If that's what you want to call it, sure.
Is the world really going to end in a few hours in a massive cataclysmic explosing? And, if so, How should I spend my last few moments on this plane of existance?
Not the whole world, just the part you're in. I recommend you eat the hell out of a bacon double cheeseburger with all the trimmings.
What the fuck is this lump on my back? It's right next to my spine, and it makes it difficult to sit in hard-backed chairs.
Back cancer.
Why the fuck is it raining again?
Oops forgot to post a question: would you kill a person if it were the only way you could save your child's life?
Depends on what person it is, if I'd get away with it, what my future child is like and so on...
How long do you think you're going to live and what will you die of?
Until I am struck in the head with an anvil, and I will die by being struck in the head by an anvil.
I had a question but I already forgot it. Care to jog my memory?
In your current shape, it could lead to a heart attack.
How do you exercise your brain in a safe manner?
By doing crossword puzzles.
What's a five-letter word for "an idiot who can't think of a five-letter word for idiot"?
Dunce.
How many roads must a man go down?
137.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Infinite, if we make the assumptions (1) angels can overlap and (2) angels can dance on the head of a pin.
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar.
How many ninjas does it take to screw up a lightbulb?
What kind of question was that?
...what kind of question was that?
Try again. The perfect question is the question that solves itself.
Why am I such a genius?
There was excessive moisture and your tests were scanned improperly.
Who trusts standardized testing?
>>83, obviously.
So, if I start playing Eve, does that make me cool?
Unusually enough, yes it does.
Why do all the cool places to live have to cost so damn much?
Supply and demand, good sir. There's just not enough cool to go around.
Why is a wonderful person such as >>1 not invited to the garden party?
I think so.
Will >>99 mention 100GET in his post, I wonder...
The Stars are cloudy. Ask again later.
Should I trust astrology?
Only as far as you can throw it.
Should I attack Irkutsk, or end my turn?
ATTACK! ALWAYS ATTACK!
Is that thing on my dick going to go away on its own?
Not until you pay her the $50.
Why do girls watch Pretty Woman over and over again?
Because it's fun to be a prostitute! Sucking and shopping is the ultimate lifestyle.
Why haven't I gone to sleep yet?
The clowns will get you.
What are several ways to define the realm of South America?
Hell if I know.
Why can't >>96 answer his own damn essay questions?
Because that's what I have peones like >>97 for. >:(
I wonder why she hasn't called?
Because she hates you and wants you to die.
Will she turn the gun on >>98?
We now interrupt this question and answer session for a 100GET!
Was that too much, do you think?