4 + 4 = ?
Free Shiatsu!
Is it cruel to breed dogs that need sweaters for the cold weather?
Not really. Just stick sweaters on them when cold weather comes.
Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson?
Paris, of course. She has a hotel named after her, and not the other way around.
As long as we're on the subject, what has Tonya Harding been up to these days?
http://www.tonyaharding.org/ > Tonya Harding, former Olympic Skater turned Pro Boxer. Within these pages you will find a wealth of information.
Oh god, Why me?
Because you're the Chosen One.
Kathy Griffin or Sara Silverman?
Option 3: Put it in.
If you were up to your neck in shit, and someone threw a bucket of shit at your head, would you duck?
To the side, maybe.
Where the fuck did all my money go?
To the goddamn FUCKUPS at the goddamn IRS!
Who must I slay to get my money back???!!!
The goddamn FUCKUPS at the goddamn IRS!
Pumpkin or Raspberry-Rhubbarb?
Raspberry-Rhubbard, of course.
Would you fuck Brittney Spears?
Not if you paid me $100. (maybe for $1000)
Did you play Cave Story yet?
Yes.
Why is the world a cruel, unforgiving place?
Because you never got the secret ending.
How much longer will my cold last?
two years.
why is france such a violent place?
Don't know.
Do you?
It all started going downhill when the commoners seized power.
Is there a doctor in the audience?
I have a Ph.D in english from Oxford, if that helps at all.
Did you eat the ears or the tail of your chocolate bunny first?
I bit out its eyes while screaming "STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
Is Iowa a better place to live than Texas?
It slowly becomes one after you develop your 100 mile stare.
Who would you crawl 100 miles over broken glass for just to eat the corn out of their shit?
No.
Who came up with the "mittens" meme?
( ß ƒŽß) Not sure. I started the Post Happy Things thread. Someone else has the mittens fixation.
Should I just go back to bed?
No, you have work to do!
Where are my car keys?
They're in your jacket pocket, right where you left them.
Why isn't the L700 listening to TSM?
Answer hazy - ask again later.
What should I charge my neighbor for not fixing her computer?
Blowjob.
If the missiles were in the air and you had one hour to live with no consequences, what would you do?
Do a lot of coaine and LSD, rape as many people as posible, and jump off a very high building.
So is 4-ch getting free hosting now?
As soon as you jump off that building.
Who is this bloody man?
Not sure. The pile of shit next to him makes me want to say "Squwaks", though.
Does Gatorade go well in mixed drinks?
Normally, yes, but since you already pissed in the jug there's no reason to bother.
Will Mickey Mouse's copyright be extended 20 years again?
Of course, everyone knows Congresscritters can be bought!
If you stomp on a Japanese person's head, do they turn into yen?
Yes, but only coins, not banknotes.
How much longer before the aliens come for us?
ask suzumiya haruhi
I don't know, LOL
Is there anybody out there with the answer to how I can shot web? (spiderman doesn't know)
1) take gun
2) shoot web
3)????
>>334 You are the fourth child, who cannot even ask a question. and the one who does not know to ask is told, "It is because of what the Almighty did for me when I left Egypt."
Does anyone have a good recommendation for a laxative?
high-fructose corn syrup
Why are my clients such disorganized morons?
As a consultant, you bear the brunt of the responsibility. You should make them purchase some kind of CRM solution and then rack up many, many hours making it work for them. Failing that, make them buy Palms. Even if they don't use the daytimer functions, they'll at least be able to play games.
Why do we call them "Users"?
because 'clients' denotes equality and respect.
Why is becauseitswinter.com so awesomely popular?
( ß ƒŽß) Because everyone loves mittens!
( ß -ß) Why does the government subsidize urban sprawl?
Because developers make substantial political contributions, and everyone would love to expand their tax base.
If we were going to form an all-male ballet troup with only internet celebrities, who would you like to be the primo ballerino and why?
I vote for doug, hes supposed to have the body of a little girl.
Whats your opinion on >>340's question?
I will judge no one on the basis of his sexual fetish, for mine is nearly as disgusting.
Is this really necessary?
This no, but that, oh yes!
How will be the weather this year?
it gone rain
How many times have I told you not to stick your tongue in outlets?
Not once. In fact, you have on several occasions encouraged me to do so, promising fabulous cash rewards.
Have you beaten >>208's sister yet?
No, she beats herself. AT PONG.
O RLY?
YA RLY
Where can get get some of your delicious bacon?
It's on sale at the meat shop down the road.
What's the best possible topping for pizza?
PUSH BUTAN. RESV BACON. ENJOY BACON
Why is there not enough sjis art in the new grandpa thread.
Because Furry Friday stole its thunder.
Why are In The Groove players so completely full of themselves?
I don't know what In The Groove is, but chances are they're fags.
Where did >>349's question mark go?
The World that Never Was.
How do I become 'hanyan'?
Just stare at Mizuki-sensei.
Was Chobits merely a piece of crap, or a stunningly subtle attack on moetaku culture?
Just a piece of crap.
How the fuck do people manage to watch anything on YouTube?
The thrill of thievery makes up for shitty quality, I suppose.
Why can't international companies offer their financial records in U.S. dollars along with their native currency?
Because the world doesn't revolve around the US, no matter what Dubya tells you.
What's the best papercraft you've ever seen?
Beavis and Butthead Do America toilet paper.
Is 4-ch REALLY like this?
Yes. This is its true nature.
Are you surprised?
That whole Rei thing is so 20th century...
What's the newest annoying internet fad?
Gundam SEED Destiny
How did I forget to put my question in the same post?
Defective educational system.
From what arcs of fire do armored wheel hubs and wheel guards protect?
The stresses involved in travelling through time.
How many countries is Bush going to nuke during his term?
The USA is the only country who's gonna end getting nuked because of Bush.
Why is the guy outside making so much noise with his music?
Because he really, really likes polka.
Should bad people who only ever say bad things be denied free speech?
If that were enacted, /b/ would cease to be. So yes.
Did'ja get that thing I sent ya?
Indeed I did. I found it quite droll, and with many novel applications!
Is it better to reach a good compromise, or hold out for what you really want, even if it will cause other difficulties?
The latter. There is no such thing as a good compromise.
What would the world look like today if the Axis powers had won WWII? More importantly, what would anime be like?
Adventures of Magical Hitler-chan.
Why can't I get a decent sandwich after midnight?
Because you should make your own sandwiches.
Do you paint, or are you a snapper?
I'm a ctrl-v'er.
What movie am I watching right this second?
I don't know the title, but there's a hairy man sticking his wee-wee in another hairy man's butthole.
Do you want to save money on Viagra?
Sure. Normally I wouldn't be interested, but if I'm saving money...
Where do mittens come from?
Mats.
Why isn't the coffee ready yet dammit?
Because you're a bit of a snob, and prefer to roast your own beans, then grind them by hand.
Given the choice between all of the so-called "energy drinks", which would you prefer?
Loli-Ade.
Why can't I stop posting on the internet and get a life?
Life is overrated.
What is Life?
Life is the name of the game.
Why isn't Bruce Forsyth dead yet?
My agents are losing their touch.
Where's the fucking mail?
You get NONE. Only awesome people get mail.
Why is >>377 using my nickname? Is anonymous truly THAT unforgiving?
It's simply great. I love it.
Want some of my Chinese food?
No thanks, gives me gas.
Did you vote for Pedro?
I voted for Pedo(bear).
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?
I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I don't speak ass.
Can Hulk Hogan be fossilized?
He'd turn into the Rock, so no.
Does masturbating to Morning Musume make me less of a man?
( ß -ß) ....
( ß ƒŽß) I like knitten!
>>386 No, but it certainly diminishes the quality of man that you are.
Raziel is my favorite angel. Who is yours?
I've haven't seen the last 7 or 8 episodes, but so far Leliel is my favorite.
What? oh... I guess Asmodeus doesn't count... I'd have to agree with you on Raziel. Azael and Eblis have cool names though.
What question am I asking?
Yes.
Why doesn't Advent Children have a coherent plotline?
No.
Why is DQN so addictive?
Insufficient data for meaningful answer.
A/R/I/F?
I... don't know.
What do you think of the new fansub drama involving nanashi and leaked scripts?
I think it vaguely resembles a cheese sandwich.
But what KIND of cheese?
blue cheese
How do you make blue cheese?
With blue crayons.
Do you?
Yes, but only in designated areas, and I don't go swimming for an hour.
How do I won internets?
By beating the boss guy at the end.
Why hasn't the mail come?
Yes. (The answers can't ALL be sarcastic or negative.)
Who is Abraham Lincoln?