4 + 4 = ?
Most certainly. I never saw a worthier 800GET.
Alright, so I put this new PC together, and it keeps crashing during WinXP setup. I've updated the BIOS, exchanged the CD/DVD drive, low-level formatted the harddrive twice and taken out all nonessential hardware. Yet it still bluescreens during XP setup. If this is true, where is what I do?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm a PC
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm a Mac
Why you'll love a Mac.
You can make amazing stuff.
It's amazingly simple to turn your
photos, music and video into websites,
photo books, DVDs and more:
See the ad
http://www.apple.com/getamac/
Aren't Macs cool guys?
Install Lunix, problem solved!
What is the cool thing to be right now?
A Mac. You can't beat a Mac, as has just been demonstrated.
I think the real question is why is everything that's not a Mac just so terribly uncool?
Only an idiot cares what's cool.
I assume that 806 is so concerned with idiocy that he failed to frame a question, so >>805, I can't really get a handle on >>r's motivation. I think that the writer didn't give us a good sense of >>r's history or thought processes, so frankly, >>r was a flawed character from the start.
I like dipping my pretzels in chocolate ice cream. How about you?
I live in Bavaria. We have proper-sized pretzels here. I like dipping them into sweet mustard.
Will South Germany ever rise again?
Only with a healthy dose of Viagra.
Is tying Italy a major accomplishment for the USA?
Only if you think soccer is important.
Why is it that my awesome Mac slows to a crawl in only a few months of regular use, requiring me to reinstall the OS to get its performance back?
Because it hates you.
Why does my leg itch?
because the tanasinn is CRAWLING IN YOUR SKIN
How do I "magicked" my way into the university I applied to ?
Suck a few dicks, here and there.
Should I stay up to watch Brazil vs Aussies or not bother?
Staying two hours in front of the TV can be suprisingly easy if you use valium medicated prescription of valium pills and herbal valium and valium alternatives and injected valium and generic valium
Do you regularly use valium you can order at the online pharmacy 100% secure SSL payment server 5mg 10mg with herbal valium and valium injections of valuim pills (valum pills) when you discover the opportunity of an online pharmacy you can trust?
I take opium, sorry.
Why did someone create the щ(`Д´щ) thread when this thread will give you all the answers you need?
He was amused by the щ(`Д´щ) AA.
Why have I taken like six naps today?
Beats me.
Why have I taken like six faps today?
Beats yours.
Why have I worn no cap today?
You really WANT sunstroke. A LOT. And sun poisoning on your nose. I seriously recommend sunblock.
How do I get a writ of nunc pro tunc so I can overturn this damned suspension?
Rid of Nunc Pro Tunc? I thought he got killed in a New York gang turf war.
Will N'Orleans ever be rebuilt?
>>820 That implies that New Orleans was actually built in the first place. I for one think it's all propaganda.
What would happen if you created a lightgun shooter with the concept of Warzaid, the graphics and physics of CarnEvil, and the voice acting of House of the Dead 4?
It would be released shortly after the Duke Nukem Forever port for GNU/Hurd.
Why does >>r actually link to some post? What kind of obscure kareha feature is that?
random I guess.
who would win in a fight between bucky o'hare and jazz jackrabbit?
Definitely Bucky.
Why am I so great?
Because you're Derek Smart.
You're up early today, doctor. Can I get you anything?
I need a speculum and a digital camera, stat!
What's wrong?
I'm out of valium.
Will I go into withdrawl?
No, but you might slobber a little.
Is your mom single?
Yes, but she's decided that she doesn't want to be married ever again.
Why do I feel such reluctance to check my messages?
You're a passive-aggressive wuss.
What's that coming over the hill?
Why, it's a gay getting married!
Isn't that wonderful?
No, its full of gay and hillclimbing.
Why did the newtonian-cartesian worldview fail?
Because it was a lot like IRC, which IIRC a thread on 4-ch correctly FAILED.
Press Ctrl-Alt-F4-Delete.
Are you going to kill me?
>>837
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846
a^n + b^n = c^n
I need non-zero integers for a, b, and c please.
Open a math book.
Will the space shuttle blow up?
Yes.
Was my answer too short?
Yes.
Will the next answer be red?
LIKE A COMMUNIST ON FIRE.
Is it morning?
Don't worry about the world ending tomorrow - it's already tommorow somewhere.
Isn't it awkward to meet someone you know in real life online, and vice versa?
Only if it's in sexually meaning.
Does anyone else think the phrase "in sexually meaning" doesn't make any sense?
Of course it doesn't. 'Sexually' is an adverb. It is poor English, no matter how you look at it.
Will you watch football or the Tour de France today, and why?
The Tour de France, of course. Italy won it all DAYS ago.
Now that couchsurfer is gone, how will you find places to crash?
>>846, I don't know, but it will definitely involved torture, and possibly death.
Whose stupid idea was it to make topics automatically close at 999 posts?
Obviously, it was Modd. He has always hated/despised/loathed 1000-san, and was secretly working behind the scenes to have him deported.
What would happen to a mere human if it was to REALLY understand everything going on in the outre dimensions?
Instant cranial explosion.
Which is the best site boss/figurehead? Squeeks, Lain, or moot?
>>850
ok lol
Why does MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 fail at having a question for me to solve?
Nigga please
What character is top tier in the 2ch character battle?
Needless to say, it's Shii. Cuteness conquers all, and you'll get paper cuts from her cardboard box.
What's your favorite snack?
WT
What's your favorite piece of winter wear?
>>856 is too lost in mittenplation to think of a question, so I will ask one in his stead. What's the best way to prepare tonight's pork tenderloin?
Really, is there any way to ruin a good tenderloin?
So, what's with all the fighting?
ITT WE FUCKING KILL THE ABOVE POSTER has a hole in it. It's themes are leaking out in to the world.
What do you like on your hamburgers?
A seconed hamburger, I am american after all.
Can I have some bacon?
Sure you can, and some swiss cheese as well.
I'm a rare fan, myself. I like my burger to gently moo with each bite. How about you?
I like Rocky Mountain Oysters, personally.
Ever had one?
No, but I will have to, sooner or later.
If I'm too lazy to even get up and eat, how soon will I die?
You have three weeks.
Does anyone visit iichan's /b/?
What the hell is iichan?
I mean, seriously, what the hell is it?
Nothing of importance.
I hear 4chan's like that too?
It's made of irrelevance and.... I'm not sure what else it's made of. Probably vegetable oil.
What was the last good GET?
1 Million. Senator Rodden Clitoris posted a more accurate depiction of the female orgasm.
I don't know how to respond to that, and so I won't.
What is your favorite Trout Fishing in America song?
Probably "Government Orders (Fish Just or Fish Dead)"
What's that book you're writing about?
Some of Robert Silverberg's early work, while he was still young and self-important.
Have you considered participating in /lit/ ?
Not really. I figure nearly every board is completely off-topic and just stay on DQN, which is the least off-topic.
Are you snoke the drug?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If by "snoke," you mean "wore," and by "drug," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!
Is there a life outside of 4-ch? I can't remember.
Yes and it's wonderful. Lots of plastics. Lots of ground floors. Marriage. It's got it all.
Is there a life inside 4-ch? I can't remember.
Cave cricket.
Haven't I seen this somewhere before?
Clear your cache.
What's with all these thunderstorms over the past few weeks?
God's wrath and cow farts.
Could Bartertown really have run on pig shit?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If by "Bartertown," you mean "wores," and by "shit," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!
Why is grandpa such a pervert?
Comes with the territory. It's an inhereted position, like sex, you understand?
Transmetropolitan: Greatest comic ever, or GREATEST comic ever?
Bah, Global Frequency was better.
AA: ASCII Art or Alcoholics Anonymous?
It has been called the Argentum Astrellum, too, but it's true name is the Illuminati, aka The Elitist Superstructure.
Who is your Short Duration Personal Savior (shordurpersav) for today?
Bu-n guy.
Be honest: can anything NOT be solved with the use of MITTENS?
Yeah, but that's why they invented duct tape.
Is there anything duct tape can't do?
Nothing. And it's not just for the bedroom anymore!
Why can't I concentrate today?
Because the Internet is eroding our attention spans.
What was the question again?
It was "How do I shot web?"
So... how DO I shot web?
Turn your palm upwards, extend thine arm towards thine enemy, and press thy middle and ring finger upon the middle of thy palm, and the Web shall shot from thy wrist, leaving thine enemies in a quagmire.
This is also the american sign language symbol for "I Love You." How does that signify?
It is a mystery.
Will we ever finish the Really Long Song?
I certainly hope not. It would be longer than Stairway to Heaven back to back with Howl.
What song has your favorite drum solo? (Mine is Inagaddadavida)
Mine is Frankenstein, by the Edgar Winter Group.
What does tanasinn mean?
Amen Brother
Is it just me, or has DQN been getting busier lately?
September is coming, so I'm not thinking, but feeling.
Is Moby Dick better as a novel or a drum solo?
Novel. It's way too long for a drum solo.
Whats with all these song threads?
People who can't write music them selfs depending on others to write it for them, so they can make millions with the '4-ch' song of course. It's about money, It's always about money
What's the point in asking a question to a random stranger?
You can get frank answers that you won't get from people you know.
Do I smell?
The way the dandelions shrivel and turn brown as you pass by should be your clue, you walking fast food dumpster.
Was that too harsh? I can't tell any more.
No, this is too harsh: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was I too harsh, even considering that I intended to demonstrate "too harsh"?
No.
Was I too soft?
Yes, you weak little pussy.
What's with the heat these days?
Global warming, dude.
Was that the easiest 900get ever?