ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:02

Most certainly. I never saw a worthier 800GET.

Alright, so I put this new PC together, and it keeps crashing during WinXP setup. I've updated the BIOS, exchanged the CD/DVD drive, low-level formatted the harddrive twice and taken out all nonessential hardware. Yet it still bluescreens during XP setup. If this is true, where is what I do?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:23

( ゚ -゚) I'm a PC

( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm a Mac

Why you'll love a Mac.
You can make amazing stuff.

It's amazingly simple to turn your
photos, music and video into websites,
photo books, DVDs and more:

See the ad

Aren't Macs cool guys?

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:24

Install Lunix, problem solved!

What is the cool thing to be right now?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:27

A Mac. You can't beat a Mac, as has just been demonstrated.

I think the real question is why is everything that's not a Mac just so terribly uncool?

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:00

Because ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ has skewed standards.

Why did >>r act so stupid?

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:37

Only an idiot cares what's cool.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:54

I assume that 806 is so concerned with idiocy that he failed to frame a question, so >>805, I can't really get a handle on >>r's motivation. I think that the writer didn't give us a good sense of >>r's history or thought processes, so frankly, >>r was a flawed character from the start.

I like dipping my pretzels in chocolate ice cream. How about you?

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 11:10

I live in Bavaria. We have proper-sized pretzels here. I like dipping them into sweet mustard.

Will South Germany ever rise again?

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 12:30

Only with a healthy dose of Viagra.

Is tying Italy a major accomplishment for the USA?

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 14:10

Only if you think soccer is important.

Why is it that my awesome Mac slows to a crawl in only a few months of regular use, requiring me to reinstall the OS to get its performance back?

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 14:28

Because it hates you.

Why does my leg itch?

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 15:39

because the tanasinn is CRAWLING IN YOUR SKIN

How do I "magicked" my way into the university I applied to ?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 15:57

Suck a few dicks, here and there.

Should I stay up to watch Brazil vs Aussies or not bother?

814 Name: ⊂二二二[valium]二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 20:24

Staying two hours in front of the TV can be suprisingly easy if you use valium medicated prescription of valium pills and herbal valium and valium alternatives and injected valium and generic valium

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815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:15

I take opium, sorry.

Why did someone create the щ(`Д´щ) thread when this thread will give you all the answers you need?

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:45

He was amused by the щ(`Д´щ) AA.

Why have I taken like six naps today?

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:57

Beats me.

Why have I taken like six faps today?

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 23:30

Beats yours.

Why have I worn no cap today?

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 00:37

You really WANT sunstroke. A LOT. And sun poisoning on your nose. I seriously recommend sunblock.

How do I get a writ of nunc pro tunc so I can overturn this damned suspension?

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:51

Rid of Nunc Pro Tunc? I thought he got killed in a New York gang turf war.

Will N'Orleans ever be rebuilt?

821 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4675 04:45

>>820 That implies that New Orleans was actually built in the first place. I for one think it's all propaganda.

What would happen if you created a lightgun shooter with the concept of Warzaid, the graphics and physics of CarnEvil, and the voice acting of House of the Dead 4?

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:07

It would be released shortly after the Duke Nukem Forever port for GNU/Hurd.

Why does >>r actually link to some post? What kind of obscure kareha feature is that?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:17

random I guess.

who would win in a fight between bucky o'hare and jazz jackrabbit?

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:48

Definitely Bucky.

Why am I so great?

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:04

Because you're Derek Smart.

You're up early today, doctor. Can I get you anything?

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:31

I need a speculum and a digital camera, stat!

What's wrong?

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:33

I'm out of valium.

Will I go into withdrawl?

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:45

No, but you might slobber a little.

Is your mom single?

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 13:48

Yes, but she's decided that she doesn't want to be married ever again.

Why do I feel such reluctance to check my messages?

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:43

You're a passive-aggressive wuss.

What's that coming over the hill?

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 20:44

Why, it's a gay getting married!

Isn't that wonderful?

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 21:32

No, its full of gay and hillclimbing.

Why did the newtonian-cartesian worldview fail?

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 23:27

Because it was a lot like IRC, which IIRC a thread on 4-ch correctly FAILED.

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 01:18


Why did >>833 forget to ask a question?

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 01:32

The question is there, it's just very very small.

How do I increased font size?

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 02:12

Press Ctrl-Alt-F4-Delete.

Are you going to kill me?

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 06:02


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Where can I find more attacking kopipe?

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4685 22:42


a^n + b^n = c^n
I need non-zero integers for a, b, and c please.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 00:42

Open a math book.

Will the space shuttle blow up?

840 Name: boom boom : 1993-09-4687 01:28


Was my answer too short?

841 Name: wah wah : 1993-09-4687 01:29


Will the next answer be red?

842 Name: branded : 1993-09-4687 01:30


Is it morning?

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 01:32

Don't worry about the world ending tomorrow - it's already tommorow somewhere.

Isn't it awkward to meet someone you know in real life online, and vice versa?

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 10:09

Only if it's in sexually meaning.

Does anyone else think the phrase "in sexually meaning" doesn't make any sense?

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 15:58

Of course it doesn't. 'Sexually' is an adverb. It is poor English, no matter how you look at it.

Will you watch football or the Tour de France today, and why?

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 12:56

The Tour de France, of course. Italy won it all DAYS ago.

Now that couchsurfer is gone, how will you find places to crash?

847 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4698 07:46

>>846, I don't know, but it will definitely involved torture, and possibly death.

Whose stupid idea was it to make topics automatically close at 999 posts?

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 12:54

Obviously, it was Modd. He has always hated/despised/loathed 1000-san, and was secretly working behind the scenes to have him deported.

What would happen to a mere human if it was to REALLY understand everything going on in the outre dimensions?

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 20:49

Instant cranial explosion.

Which is the best site boss/figurehead? Squeeks, Lain, or moot?

850 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4698 21:13

The best site boss is obviously me.

Also, >>848 is assigned banned status for revealing my secret.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 00:32

ok lol

Why does MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 fail at having a question for me to solve?

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 01:16

Because MODD!5JrU4QOlH is all-knowing.

What should I eat for breakfast tomorrow?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 06:20

Nigga please

What character is top tier in the 2ch character battle?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 13:25

Needless to say, it's Shii. Cuteness conquers all, and you'll get paper cuts from her cardboard box.

What's your favorite snack?

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 22:08


What's your favorite piece of winter wear?

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 02:33

( ゚ -゚) Scarves.

( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm kidding!

( >ヮ<) MITTENS!!!

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 15:24

>>856 is too lost in mittenplation to think of a question, so I will ask one in his stead. What's the best way to prepare tonight's pork tenderloin?

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 16:49

Really, is there any way to ruin a good tenderloin?

So, what's with all the fighting?

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 17:21

ITT WE FUCKING KILL THE ABOVE POSTER has a hole in it. It's themes are leaking out in to the world.

What do you like on your hamburgers?

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 17:36

A seconed hamburger, I am american after all.

Can I have some bacon?

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 18:55

Sure you can, and some swiss cheese as well.

I'm a rare fan, myself. I like my burger to gently moo with each bite. How about you?

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 04:01

I like Rocky Mountain Oysters, personally.

Ever had one?

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 07:25

No, but I will have to, sooner or later.

If I'm too lazy to even get up and eat, how soon will I die?

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 08:08

You have three weeks.

Does anyone visit iichan's /b/?

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 09:50

What the hell is iichan?

I mean, seriously, what the hell is it?

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 16:02

Nothing of importance.

I hear 4chan's like that too?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 23:08

It's made of irrelevance and.... I'm not sure what else it's made of. Probably vegetable oil.

What was the last good GET?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 23:49


1 Million. Senator Rodden Clitoris posted a more accurate depiction of the female orgasm.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 02:22

I don't know how to respond to that, and so I won't.

What is your favorite Trout Fishing in America song?

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 05:58

Probably "Government Orders (Fish Just or Fish Dead)"

What's that book you're writing about?

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 12:58

Some of Robert Silverberg's early work, while he was still young and self-important.

Have you considered participating in /lit/ ?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 18:18

Not really. I figure nearly every board is completely off-topic and just stay on DQN, which is the least off-topic.

Are you snoke the drug?

873 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4706 07:33

( ゚ ヮ゚) If by "snoke," you mean "wore," and by "drug," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!

Is there a life outside of 4-ch? I can't remember.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 10:13

Yes and it's wonderful. Lots of plastics. Lots of ground floors. Marriage. It's got it all.

Is there a life inside 4-ch? I can't remember.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 12:40

Cave cricket.

Haven't I seen this somewhere before?

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 14:33

Clear your cache.

What's with all these thunderstorms over the past few weeks?

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 14:40

God's wrath and cow farts.

Could Bartertown really have run on pig shit?

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4711 01:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) If by "Bartertown," you mean "wores," and by "shit," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!

Why is grandpa such a pervert?

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 02:29

Comes with the territory. It's an inhereted position, like sex, you understand?

Transmetropolitan: Greatest comic ever, or GREATEST comic ever?

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 04:28

Bah, Global Frequency was better.

AA: ASCII Art or Alcoholics Anonymous?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 13:36

It has been called the Argentum Astrellum, too, but it's true name is the Illuminati, aka The Elitist Superstructure.

Who is your Short Duration Personal Savior (shordurpersav) for today?

882 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!L10tPnV3tU : 1993-09-4711 15:22

Bu-n guy.

Be honest: can anything NOT be solved with the use of MITTENS?

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 20:50

Yeah, but that's why they invented duct tape.

Is there anything duct tape can't do?

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 21:17

Nothing. And it's not just for the bedroom anymore!

Why can't I concentrate today?

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4712 02:56

Because the Internet is eroding our attention spans.

What was the question again?

886 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4713 03:53

It was "How do I shot web?"

So... how DO I shot web?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 13:04

Turn your palm upwards, extend thine arm towards thine enemy, and press thy middle and ring finger upon the middle of thy palm, and the Web shall shot from thy wrist, leaving thine enemies in a quagmire.

This is also the american sign language symbol for "I Love You." How does that signify?

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 15:47

It is a mystery.

Will we ever finish the Really Long Song?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 19:22

I certainly hope not. It would be longer than Stairway to Heaven back to back with Howl.

What song has your favorite drum solo? (Mine is Inagaddadavida)

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:24

Mine is Frankenstein, by the Edgar Winter Group.

What does tanasinn mean?

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:25

Amen Brother

Is it just me, or has DQN been getting busier lately?

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:56

September is coming, so I'm not thinking, but feeling.

Is Moby Dick better as a novel or a drum solo?

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 21:06

Novel. It's way too long for a drum solo.

Whats with all these song threads?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 00:32

People who can't write music them selfs depending on others to write it for them, so they can make millions with the '4-ch' song of course. It's about money, It's always about money

What's the point in asking a question to a random stranger?

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 01:28

You can get frank answers that you won't get from people you know.

Do I smell?

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 02:26

The way the dandelions shrivel and turn brown as you pass by should be your clue, you walking fast food dumpster.

Was that too harsh? I can't tell any more.

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 05:38

No, this is too harsh: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was I too harsh, even considering that I intended to demonstrate "too harsh"?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 10:37


Was I too soft?

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 12:49

Yes, you weak little pussy.

What's with the heat these days?

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 12:52

Global warming, dude.

Was that the easiest 900get ever?

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