ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 23:30

Yeah, you totally broke the flow.

It'd be rude if they simply didn't tell me anything, right?

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 01:58

Not nearly as rude as telling you "the goat's ass we interviewed was better qualified then you, so we went with it. medical plan's cheaper, too."

What is the mathematical equation of the sequence of primes?

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 12:42

Fuck do I know?

How do you say "I am looking for a maid who will not steal from me very much" in Russian?

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:31

Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня very much, according to babelfish.

What kind of a jackass relies on machine translation for mission-critical communications?

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:34

Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня много

Should I buy or should I sell?

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:36

Buy low, sell high.

Here is funny internet, is it not?

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:40

The funniest.

Is >>89 a liar?

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:46

>>89 relies on base 89, and actually 10GET, but was honest as far as he understood it.

Do you know exactly how to eat an Oreo?

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 19:19


Who is the funniest person in the world?

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 19:42

VIPPER wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

When you lose a sock in the dryer, where does it go?

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 20:47


Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня много= I am looking at a maid not stealing from me much

dunno how do translate your sentence though...I don't know enough Russian

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 23:31

>>111 fails for irrelevancy.

When you lose a sock in a dryer, it becomes a sacrifice to Ashtophar. He's a demon of the third order who appreciates sweat a little more than blood. Be happy for his unusual preferences.

Now that I raised it and it's done my bidding, how do I put it down?

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:43


You can't. Best solution is to sedate it with bad porn and chicken wings.

Is it wrong to want to fuck tons of asian chicks?

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 07:16

Yes. Bestiality is always wrong

What did Dr Weir do to himself to turn himself into a superfreaky demon type at the end of event horizon?

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 07:50

Fat asian chicks.

On a scale of 1 to 10 - 1 is No, 10 is Yes - would you, or would you not post in the next Grandpa thread?

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:11


Will Junior take over after Grandpa?

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:39

Of course. There will always be a Terakian.

Will the Botanical Society accept my intestinal flora as a late entry for this year's flower show?

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:45

Of course. There will always be a Terakian.

Will the Botanical Society accept my intestinal flora as a late entry for this year's flower show?

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 13:00

They have for the last three years, so why not?

Why are all the ships in Honor Harrington books shaped like double-ended dildos?

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 13:46

If you think about it, the answer is pretty obvious.

Should I make a big stink about not buying bootlegs?

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 14:41

Of course. Real men leech their own, and don't get it from Ebay.

Can I offer myself as a martyr to apologize for Fursecution?

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:22

It would be a pretty facile apology, considering that fursecution persists to this very day.

What's the last digit of pi?

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:32

Jack Horner's thumb.

Why was he keeping it warm and moist?

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 02:28


125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 02:29


126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 02:57

>>123 The doctor told him to.

Why does this soup taste so funny?

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 03:09

Because it has a bunch of shitty memes in it. "under the moon loli to issho", for example, is on top of that piece of carrot right there. You see?

What are three ways that OpenBSD mitigates the risks stemming from buffer overflow bugs in poorly written software?

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 05:58

Making it extremely difficult to run any software, and SSP.
Where is my copy of Finnegans Wake?

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 06:11

Try your bookshelf.

Sleep or post more?

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 09:51

>>129 Sleep moar!

ectasy or mda?

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 12:38


boxers or briefs?

132 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 13:07

Briefs. Briefs contain briefish energy, which gives you super powers. Super Brief Charge!

How do I become a proper princess?

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 13:31

Clean Up Princess!

Why are residence hallways so wide when the actual rooms are so small?

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 14:00

It's not that way here at Needler Hall, where all the rooms are spacious and the residents are eccentric!

Why won't they bring back yummy cyclamates?

135 Name: : 1993-09-4590 21:10

Because you touch yourself at night. Do it during the day, ya perv.

What does it mean when your fart smells of dog food?

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:39

Nothing, really, except that your dog tends to drool when sniffing your butt.

Should I vacuum my living room first, or do the dishes?

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:51

>Should I vacuum my living room first, or do the dishes?

vacuum is easy, compared. so do that first and then continue drinking.

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:53

The dishes; you can't eat off the floor, no matter how clean it is.

So, whatever happened to that whole "new mods zOMG" thing?

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:54

>>138 plastic plates thanks to oil.

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:55

Do you have no questions??

What is the world coming to?

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:58

Peak oil, then apocalypse.

Have YOU registered an account at ?

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 22:10

Yes. In fact, I liked it so much I registered 26 accounts.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 22:15

Zippy claimed 10, but it was really just a clogging group.

Am I having fun yet?

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 02:16

Uh-oh!! I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!

Why are there so many minnows in the water?

145 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:03

because you touch yourself under water

Why is there no ''?

146 Name: winter : 1993-09-4591 20:11

Normal people don't get depressed only because it's warm and sunny.

What should I wear to Dracula's Ball? It's some kind of a Goth Dance.

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:22

dress as van helsing and carry a wooden stake

Do you know anyone who likes ashley simpson, shikira or britany spears?

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 21:35

Unfortunately, yes.

Sex or maturbation?

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 21:37

Masturbate while thinking about having sex

Is it good or is it whack?

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 04:37

How about masturbating while thinking about masturbating for a change?
Now that would be whackingly good.

Heads or tails?

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 05:09

Well, I'd rather kiss lips that kiss ass, so... heads.

Why have these last few posts all been about sex?

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 06:58

virgins, lol

does espresso really have less caffiene than coffee?

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 13:56

I wouldn't know. I drink Morning Thunder made with Water Joe.

What's good for what ails ye?

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 14:31

Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!

What's a fun thing to do in the city of __________?

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 16:07

See the Castle of -----------.

Why do I have a headache?

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 16:11

Too many excesses, not enough sleep.

Why don't we have a tail?

157 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 16:37

So we don't have to suffer from clarts.

How do I keep the Sheep Mafia out of my city?

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 17:24

Go to Ireland and yell "Scottland rules!"

Will >>157 make out of it alive?

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 17:52

>>157 Dies (zomg spoilarz)

Do the scots get their superiority from shagging sheep, or from something else?

160 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 18:04

You are correct. It all stems from sheep-shagging.

What happens to sea monkies when they die?

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 18:40

They go to the Western Shores.

Why does Rhino 3D's interface suck so bad?

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 20:30

>>161 Because it's still in beta despite being sold.

What was the next big thing after the Rubik Cube?

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:05

My cock.

Why does Squeeks wear a poo hat?

164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:31

Because he is Squeeks, and because he is alive.

Would you hit it?

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:45

Like the fist of a minorly annoyed god.

Sex! Lies! and...?

166 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 01:12

poop hats

How many of us truly like mittens?

167 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 01:39

I haven't worn mittens since I was 12.

Does it seem ... chilly to you?

168 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 02:02

Better put on those mittens!


169 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 08:23

Go to sleep.

How do I shot web?

170 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 08:54

I don't know lol

Why does loli haet pizza?

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 10:09

because it has anchovies.

Who shot JFK?

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 12:41

The driver.

Is this thing on?

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 12:43

Whoa, feedback. Let me turn this down a bit!

Should I go back to bed?

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 16:05

Nah, just jump in the shower.

Is decaf responsible for decreased intelligence?

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 19:09

It's more likely that decreased intelligence is responsible for decaf. People don't drink coffee for the taste, so whoever tought up the idea of removing the only reason to drink it can't be one of the smarter ones.

Please state your answer in the form of a question.

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 19:23



177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 20:05

Have you seen the solar eclipse?

Have you seen the solar eclipse?

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 20:09

No, because I don't have a piece of smoked glass.

Would you consider this to be a decent translation of >>176 ?

禿同. by the way, although the talk changed, it was said to the childhood friend and the drinker after a long time last time -- us -- a kindergarten -- although it was the same to the elementary school, the junior high school, and the high school, since only the university went to the separate place -- about one year and a half -- for the first time in -- 対面 -- just -- an old tale -- a flower -- making it bloom ... then 12:00 to notice and which will be rich -- turning -- て -- soon -- 帰ろっ -- と -- although considered -- her, although it had got drunk dead-drunk and て気 was attached at the beginning of さ this -- remarkable conduct when drunk was bad -- divide -- since it is unavoidable, I send to a house -- ことにな -- on the way -- while vomiting repeatedly -- somehow -- her -- when she who arrived at ん家 was put on the bed, - released at last was thought and it sat down with どさっ -- suddenly Lose the temptation [ kiss ] ... which felt as the "woman" this which was lovely extremely while not concluding for a while that the face of the childhood friend who is sleeping calmly was seen, and which was regarded only as the friend all the time for the first time since it sends, and she is kissed just. kept "kiss whose she opens an eye immediately ... it carried out -- ?" -- "-- having occurred -- ?! -- ごごご -- pardon -- " -- awkward me who am flustered -- "-- it was the first. Although he thought ... with being scolded し it is いっ and you well", the unexpected answer came on the contrary. "It did not cut at the time of a kindergarten but was as favorite as -. a thing -- completely -- a thought -- not being transmitted -- " -- what, the talk is not in sight at all -- "-- after getting separate, he repented. It was not able to confess after all. I was very glad to have met today" -- her thought was found at last. my son who 欲情(ed) to her unawares and became fine was in why when I left local, she was crying like that -- "-- it is large -- w -- it is good -- come. Since it had been waiting " It is if it covers and hangs over her body with which my reason vanished there, kiss is exchanged repeatedly and a hand is attached to the plump breast.! Having, it is good PSP.

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 21:00

No. It sucks like all machine translation.

Is Medusa the hottest of the three?

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 21:36

Depends on the other two, really.

Who are the other two?

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 21:43

Squeeks and Doug

Who is Doug?

182 Name: LeDQN!LeDqnM1Jj2 : 1993-09-4593 22:01


183 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 22:08

What was the question again?

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 22:22

Well, it was the Ultimate Question, the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Who's getting the next round?

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 22:28

Not me, I'm tapped out.

How many copies of this do you think I can sell?

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 00:07

I'd say 2, maybe three.

Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 00:11

Actually, I came first. Well, that's premature ejaculation for you. :\

Why is The Rocky Horror Picture Show so popular?

188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 00:55

>>187 Because it's safer than "Priscilla, Queen of the desert"

Why are fags so annoying?

189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 02:23

Because they feel compelled to keep reminding you that they're gay.

What should I have for dinner tonight?

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 04:05

>>189 Instant ramen.

Who is this Pa Pa Panda?

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 06:55

Tis a panda.

Are all of the workers in Mexican and Chinese restaurants really illegal immigrants that don't speak English?

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 14:12

Actually, they're mostly zombies. It's much easier employing the undead, as they need neither food nor payment beyond the occasional guest who accidently wanders into the kitchen.

Have you ever tried the lamb?

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 17:43

I've had better. The veal was good, though.

What's the best song ever?

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 17:56

This is the song that doesn’t end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song etc.

How do I get this damn thing out of my head???!!!

195 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 18:16

Try singing the DQN Song instead.

Will I be able to get everything done in time?

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 19:03

Only by using ZA WARUDO.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 19:52


why am i posting in this thread?

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 21:20

Like you have anything better to do. Don't pretend you have a life!

Was I too harsh?

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 23:21

>>198 You were so soft that I cried like a schoolgirl. Be more tough!

Does human flesh really taste like chicken?

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 23:35

You didn't notice the difference at lunch yesterday.

Let's be honest for a moment: do any of you people really exist?

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