4 + 4 = ?
Your adept ways and extraordinary skills just made it look easy. Stop selling yourself short!
What kind of wine goes best with a good cheeseburger?
Close, but I can't come up with a good example of anything easier.
Wow, this thread's finally going to >>999-get. It's been a long time coming.
Close, but I can't come up with a good example of anything easier.
Wow, this thread's finally going to >>999-get. It's been a long time coming, don't you think?
I agree, but what about my question?
What kind of wine goes best with a good cheeseburger?
If you continue double-posting, sure.
Why do some people find the term "affiliation" to contain connotations that they find unpleasant?
Reunite, and implied homosexuality.
When will I be able to buy Butterscotch, the Furreal Robot Pony?
2010, I promise.
Why am I so happy?
Because you're on DQN, where you can just chill out and totally relax.
Where does the idea that "Japan=superior" come from?
Mostly from elitists who dislike american animation on the grounds that it's american, and therefore lacks pantsu.
How many panty flashes occurred in the first episode of Najica?
911 GET JIHAD !!
Please state your insults in the form of a question.
What kind of wine DOES go with a cheeesburger?
Beer.
Why are all american girls so rough?
Maybe when we reach 999.
Will we ever reach 999?
Only if 999-san is lost in the night and fog.
What was squeeks trying to say when he cut the max posts per thread value to 999?
Squeeks was trying to say "My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by.""
What is the most peculiar fetish you can think of?
Earwax. Let's not discuss it any further.
Is there any fish happier than the Puffer?
The clown fish
Is this real or is it a dream?
Pinch yourself and then see if it hurts or not.
Is it just me, or are western art styles being pushed out in favour of the notable big-eyed, large-haired style from Japan?
Yes, ths is the real life.
Now, is this just fantasy?
yeah, it's a funny internet, and we're all probably disgustingly drunk anyway
why are most of the questions and answers off, is there some sort of posting frenzy going on?
more people are coming to 4-ch! this means more livelyhood and a bright future!
i wonder if these people really are coming from world4ch?
I came from the sky. That is all I know.
Is DQN usually not this busy on friday?
DQN? Busy? Don't make me chuckle!
Do you balance your checkbook right after you buy something or do you let reciepts pile up?
My reciepts pile up, unfortunately.
If 4chan died, would anyone really miss it?
Out of a compulsion to appear unconventional without really working at it.
Are you gay?
No, it's just a good way to get guys to give me free cocaine.
Will there be a part 2?
Of course, a thread never ends at 999
What is love?
DAILY SAGE
>>930 Baby, don't hurt me no more, but I don't know.
How can I tell if the cookies are ready to come out of the oven?
If the smoke detector goes off.
Do you think you're above the law?
no I AM the law
do we ever stop?
NEVER.
Why is mine the loneliest number?
The loneliest number is 1, so no worries, just cross your eyes!
Why are WTFUX and 420chan down?
It's either a vast internet conspiracy, or a serious lack of cash.
Does anyone here actually browse WTFux or 420chan?
I sure as hell don't.
Does anybody want this cake I made?
Only if it's delicious.
Should I go outside today? Sitting here with the AC on is so much nicer.
Yes, you should go into town too
Should I go to sleep soon? It's 11:03 here.
Only if you've got something worth getting up early for tomorrow.
Now, does work qualify as worth getting up for?
no
why am i unemployed?
( ίΝί) BECAUSE THIS IS A SONG THREAD SONG THREAD SONG THREAD
( ίΝί) WHY DO I TALK LIKE THIS
(ίΝί) BECAUSE OF SUGARRRRRRR
( ίΝί) WHAT IS LOVE?
>>944: A miserable little pile of secrets!
Will 999GET live up to the hype?
4-ch as we know it will be destroyed by aliens in an attempt to take over tyhgdfbvgdbhdfbgfdgbfnghnghnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Will you please wake me up?)
Too late, I go-goed
DAILY SAGE
Your days are numbered, Mr Sage!
How many days does he have left, exactly?
I don't know. I never got to the end without biting.
Mr. Owl, how many days does Mr Sage have left?
Ah-1, ah-2, ah-3, crunch. 3.
Tootsie-roll pops, or dum-dums?
BIDAILY SAGE PART 2
Dum-dums, just like >>952
If squeeks lives in tomorrow, can the world ever be destroyed?
yes, but we'll have 24 hours notice.
Come on, can we make it to 1000?
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How do I shot web?
web 101 is that way
at what point do we just post filler questions simply to hurry 999GET along?
Now!
Who am I?
You are Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½.
how do I shot web2.0?
Knead your dick.
Why am I still feeling blue?
The paint hasn't washed off
Does this look swollen to you?
yeah... maybe you shouldn't knead your dick that much.
Where in the world is carmen sandieago?
My bed
Hey! where'd she go? She was here just a minute ago!
My bed now, BITCH!
Why am I so hungry?
Because you only had two pizzas
How many pizzas will it take to fill >>963 up?
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Will we get 999 today?
Because you're not bringing me mittens!
Who likes mittens?
Perhaps.
Will you pick me a flower?
NO, AND OMG MITTENS!
Will you make me mittens!?
Out of human skin
How will you react to sleeping through 999GET?
BASTARDS! Just like the mittens thread!
Did you get 999 on the mittens thread?
As a member of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN, I am proud to announce that I was part of 999GET on the mittens thread.
Were YOU part of 999GET?
Yes. I GOT it.
Were YOU part of the finale of the mittens thread?
( ί ί) Of course, I'm mittens!
( ί ί) Where are my mittens?
Youtube.
What does dish soap taste like?
Ramen-dattebayo.
Ramen-dattebayo?
Yes.
Cactus?
No-dattebayo.
Mittens-dattebayo?
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Don't forget everyone else!!!
Does this board have too many characters?
No-dattebayo.
Why am I ending my sentences in dattebayo-dattebayo?
DAILY SAGE
I don't know-dattebayo
Oh no-dattebayo! Is this contagious-dattebayo?
It must be-dattebayo.
Is there a cure for this curse-dattebayo?
I don't know-dattebayo
Oh no-dattebayo! Is this contagious-dattebayo?
Stop repeating yourself-desu.
Yay, by ending my sentences with desu, I can stop ending my sentences with dattebayo-desu!
Oops, forgot my question-desu.
How many Suiseisekis does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Too many, desu.
Why do people like to end their sentences with desu?
Because it's trendy, -nyoro~n.
Are we there yet?
Still 11 more to go.
Are we there yet?
Yes, you may exit now
I thought the final GET would be much better than this; didn't you?
10 more.
Are we there yet?
If you say that one more time I'll put this thread in reverse and we'll go all the way back to 1.
Did I miss the turn I was supposed to make?
No, keep driving.
are we in a car?
Yes, but you made one you weren't supposed to, so it's alright.
Does a true pervert necessarily appreciate asses more than cunts?
There a diffrent types of perverts, so no.
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Does it come with a mittens compartment?
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Are you last?
I don't think I am!
Are you?!?!