4 + 4 = ?
I don't know. I never got to the end without biting.
Mr. Owl, how many days does Mr Sage have left?
Ah-1, ah-2, ah-3, crunch. 3.
Tootsie-roll pops, or dum-dums?
BIDAILY SAGE PART 2
Dum-dums, just like >>952
If squeeks lives in tomorrow, can the world ever be destroyed?
yes, but we'll have 24 hours notice.
Come on, can we make it to 1000?
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How do I shot web?
web 101 is that way
at what point do we just post filler questions simply to hurry 999GET along?
Now!
Who am I?
You are Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½.
how do I shot web2.0?
Knead your dick.
Why am I still feeling blue?
The paint hasn't washed off
Does this look swollen to you?
yeah... maybe you shouldn't knead your dick that much.
Where in the world is carmen sandieago?
My bed
Hey! where'd she go? She was here just a minute ago!
My bed now, BITCH!
Why am I so hungry?
Because you only had two pizzas
How many pizzas will it take to fill >>963 up?
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Will we get 999 today?
Because you're not bringing me mittens!
Who likes mittens?
Perhaps.
Will you pick me a flower?
NO, AND OMG MITTENS!
Will you make me mittens!?
Out of human skin
How will you react to sleeping through 999GET?
BASTARDS! Just like the mittens thread!
Did you get 999 on the mittens thread?
As a member of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN, I am proud to announce that I was part of 999GET on the mittens thread.
Were YOU part of 999GET?
Yes. I GOT it.
Were YOU part of the finale of the mittens thread?
( ί ί) Of course, I'm mittens!
( ί ί) Where are my mittens?
Youtube.
What does dish soap taste like?
Ramen-dattebayo.
Ramen-dattebayo?
Yes.
Cactus?
No-dattebayo.
Mittens-dattebayo?
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Don't forget everyone else!!!
Does this board have too many characters?
No-dattebayo.
Why am I ending my sentences in dattebayo-dattebayo?
DAILY SAGE
I don't know-dattebayo
Oh no-dattebayo! Is this contagious-dattebayo?
It must be-dattebayo.
Is there a cure for this curse-dattebayo?
I don't know-dattebayo
Oh no-dattebayo! Is this contagious-dattebayo?
Stop repeating yourself-desu.
Yay, by ending my sentences with desu, I can stop ending my sentences with dattebayo-desu!
Oops, forgot my question-desu.
How many Suiseisekis does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Too many, desu.
Why do people like to end their sentences with desu?
Because it's trendy, -nyoro~n.
Are we there yet?
Still 11 more to go.
Are we there yet?
Yes, you may exit now
I thought the final GET would be much better than this; didn't you?
10 more.
Are we there yet?
If you say that one more time I'll put this thread in reverse and we'll go all the way back to 1.
Did I miss the turn I was supposed to make?
No, keep driving.
are we in a car?
Yes, but you made one you weren't supposed to, so it's alright.
Does a true pervert necessarily appreciate asses more than cunts?
There a diffrent types of perverts, so no.
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Does it come with a mittens compartment?
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Are you last?
I don't think I am!
Are you?!?!