4 + 4 = ?
No. That's not to say I'm not a totally inane retard though.
My mage has more meat on her arms than my swordswoman. What's up with that?
>>600 You suck and everything you write sucks go back to your hole and cry sucky mcsuck suck,
>>601 RPGs suck and are illogical. once you accecpt that a human can will fireballs into existance using a thing called "mana" you have accecpted that a wimp like your swordsman is cool, go and fucking kill yourself.
Which is better a giant blender filled with lolis or a giant loli filled with blenders?
Why can't I have both?!
What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?
That question was posed to me in grade 4. That was the year I was molested.
I trusted you Grandma. How could you do that to me?
That wasn't me. That was my twin sister, Sophie. She was always a little 'tetched'.
Why are twins and albinos generally depicted as evil beings?
Because they are. Without exception.
Is that answer racist?
It would be if it weren't so obviously true.
What does someone do for fun in this shithole one-horse town?
You wait for the stage to take you to Carson City, drinking bitter beer while listening to the professor on the out-of-tune piano. Don't let Dotty take you upstairs, cowpoke. She has the french disease.
What did you see as you walked down the streets of Laredo?
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Who doesn't like Will Smith?
>>609
Those couple of guys who were up to no good and started to make trouble in the neighborhood didn't like Will Smith.
What's a good way for a couple of guys to start making trouble in the neighborhood?
Either Cherry Bombs or rape.
Shall we Bu-n!?
I'm afraid to fly, unlike Erica Jong.
How many radians are there in a circle?
Nah. It's too hot out.
What's for breakfast?
Everyone followed the trend to Beauty Parlor Dancing.
And while we're on the subject, can a fox trot?
No, contrary to popular belief foxen actually gallop instead of trot.
How can I make enough money to pay for theses damn college loans?
Prostitution.
Why didn't I ever get that action figure I wanted for christmas? :'(
Because you never finished your steamed pete.
What is a man?
A miserable little pile of secrets.
Is McDonald's food really that unhealthy, considering that two (tiny) servings of unsalted mixed nuts have more fat than a Big Mac?
Yes. You also have to consider sugar and salt content. Also remember that there is more than one type of fat.
I'm not a veteran, so should I get the green onion or not?
That's the beef bowl place isn't it?
Do you REALLY want to eat the extra-large with extra sauce?
Not really. I just wanted to say extra sauce.
Why is it crowded at Yoshinoya? I couldn't get a seat!
Take a look at that banner up there. "150 yen off".
Who the hell comes to Yoshinoya for 150 yen off?
>>621 did, that's who.
ADV translations, or a sharp stick in the eye repeatedly?
I'll take the sharp stick for 20, Dave.
Did God create mosquitos, or was that Man's doing?
The processes of nature created mosquitos, but man created God.
Will a nonreligious institution ever fill the multigenerational social and community needs currently addressed by churches?
God created mosquitos to punish man for imageboard faggotry.
Do you ever find yourself saying smock over and over agian for many days just because it sounds so freaking cool? And why is saying smock so much cooler than wearing one?
Wearing a smock implies that you might be pretty smart, and high intelligence is inexplicably frowned upon by the masses. Stoopid masses...
Why aren't my roommates back yet?
>>1, just keep waiting, and all the residents of Needler Hall will return with more wacky adventures!
Do you know Magical Needle-chan's true identity?
They were ambushed by lawn gnomes on their way back.
What is the objective of the sinister lawn gnome conspiracy?
No. A bunch of lies are out there, though; this sentence is one of them.
How do you cope with the fact that life is fleeting and you may suddenly die at any time?
I gave $30 to "Bob"! Salvation is Guaranteed, or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!
Do you have Slack?
By answering questions on /dqn/.
Why is this thread suddenly popular again after going without posts for a long while?
Posts on /dqn/ are like fashion trends: they're cyclical. What's old is new again.
Paul Graham is full of shit, but don't his essays have merit in the fact that they make you think, even if only so you can tell him how full of shit he is?
God created mosquitos to punish man for imageboard faggotry.
Do you ever find yourself saying smock over and over agian for many days just because it sounds so freaking cool? And why is saying smock so much cooler than wearing one?
Wearing a smock implies that you might be pretty smart, and high intelligence is inexplicably frowned upon by the masses. Stoopid masses...
Why aren't my roommates leaving yet?
They are sex0ring your mittens in the alley.
Who brought grandpa and junior here from 2ch?
（ ｀ハ´） My wonderful parties, of course.
（ ｀ハ´） Should I have another one soon?
⊂二二二( ﾟ ヮﾟ)二二二⊃ Hells yeah!
⊂二二二( ﾟ -ﾟ)二二二⊃ Long arms are nice and all, but how am I supposed to rub the mittens on my face?
Elbows.
Aww, did this thread go out of fashion so soon?
No, there was just a sudden influx of new threads.
Where did you get that pair of sweater pies?
At the sweatshop.. err, sweetshop.
How do I get the tea stains off of my mug?
Soak it in hot water and dish liquid.
Will the forces of darkness succeed in taking over the world?
Short answer yes with an if. Long answer no with a but.
Will 4ch die the next time NEWS4VIP pays it a visit?
Actually, I think that NEWS4VIP will slip 4ch a roofie, and 4ch will have to spend the money that it was saving for Spring Break on an abortion.
Do you crack an egg into your ramen?
No, I crack eggs into my semen. Or was that my semen cracks into eggs.
Why is life so complicated in this day and age?
Yes, I always love salmonilla with my monosodium glutamate.
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Why?
Why, Indeed? Why is such a basic question, that all I can really do is say "Because I'm the Daddy, that's why."
Should I go with Makita, DeWalt, or Milwaukee?
DeWalt brand condoms: for all your screwing needs.
GOD DAMNIT WHAT TYPE OF TREE AND WHY??!?!?!
I hate the tree question, so I'm not answering it.
What's with the fucking tree question anyway?
GOD DAMNIT WHAT TYPE OF TREE AND WHY??!?!?!
I just ejaculated and almost nothing but gummy seamen came out, no other type of ejaculate. Should I be worried?
>>654
No, fapping more than 3 or 4 times a day tends to alter the semen chemistry. Also, fapping after not fapping for a week tends to produce a wicked wad of jizz.
If I shit out butt pee 3 times in one day, should I be worried?
No, Junior. It's perfectly natural.
What is your favorite non-cola carbonated beverage?
7-up, it's the un-cola
When was the last time that the real squeeks posted on DQN?
I'll take "never" for 1000, Alex.
Hey, can you pass me some of that?
No, because I have no arms.
This is a funny neuronet is it not?
It depends. How much do you like Seinfeld?
Does the magic 8-ball REALLY know what it's talking about?
Ask again later.
What manner of unholy evil will 666GET be?
VIPからきますた。
What song am I listening to right now?
"Superman" by Five For Fighting.
Be honest. If you could have sex with Squeeks, would you? I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING.
Alright, alright, I'm lying!
oh my god, I am sooo stoned right now. You know what I mean?
Duuude, do I ever!
Are you a SATAN-WORSHIPPING SATANIST OF SATAN?
HELLS NO!
Do you like cheese with your wine?
I prefer a nice porter.
Have you heard that Beer might have been the driving force in the development of civiliations?
Yes I have.
Do you agree that that's bullshit, as everyone knows sex was the driving force?
No I don't agree. Perhaos living in Australia has tinted my view on the matter though.
You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, 'til you call me again.
What am I?
Squeeks
How's your stomach feeling?
It's O.K., I had a stomach ache yesterday, but now everything is fine.
Which is the most important challenge that civilization must face: global warming, obesity, or terrorism?
Alien invasion.
What is Tim's favorite flavor sauce?
Blair's 16 Million Reserve.
Are you made of metal?
No.
Saaya Irie is illegal?
Very.
How do you shot websites?
Distributed denial of service attacks.
What port do I input my penis into on my girlfriend? Keep in mind I am not running in protected mode.
Her pooper
? = 42
42
Who is John Galt (and why should we care)?
Some loser, and we shouldn't.
Don't you hate it when you write a witty answer to the question above you, but then some idiot comes along and preempts you with an unfunny, obvious answer?
lol what
Who is going to author the Squeeks article on wikipedia?
I think http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Neutrality volunteers to write it.
How do you know that the square root of 2 is an irrational number?
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THE SQUARE-ROOT OF SEVEN IS!? What are you, racist?
What song will people remember from us 100 years from now?
By the way, >>669: An echo.
All Alone for Christmas (as usual)
Will people still turn the gun on themselves 100 years from now?
Probably, but the guns will be much shinier and far more lethal.
I just found a piece of paper while cleaning. It said, in my handwriting, "SIB! DOSIIIB GSIB". What does that mean?
I think it means that death is imminent for you.
If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
I wouldn't have pulled the sword out of that goddamn stone.
What do you think of insects?
I think it's lots of fun (I'm assuming that was a typo and you meant "incest").
Why does that temperature scale that starts with a C have two names?
It doesn't, you're just a dumbshit.
What's the best thing George Lucas could do RIGHT NOW to make the world a better place?
give me his fortune
why won't he do that?
Because he's under the influence of the evil jar-jar binks
What's ten times as good as a 69?
under the moon loli to issho
bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?
What's the magic word?
Why don't people ask more nicely these days? What happened to good old-fashioned manners?
Fuck do I know? Piss off.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Zlotenmeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flippenwaldt gersput!
Can anyone translate that back into English?
((/ デ.ㄟ) Anglisch ist nicht dien only languagech inst der verld!!!
((/ デ.ㄟ) I forgot my question
((/ デ.ㄟ) why is it that everyone feels deep, passionate and unending hatred for me?
Because you're an asshole.
Why is it that elitist anonymouses rule the world and discriminate against us tripfags?
because the elitist superstructure is anonymous, and never forgives!
is the anonymous system used at 420chan's /b/ anonymous, or tripfaggy?
Yes.
Will anyone over at Love & Romance live happily ever after?
No one is immortal.
Or are they?