ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

601 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 04:53

No. That's not to say I'm not a totally inane retard though.

My mage has more meat on her arms than my swordswoman. What's up with that?

602 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 11:02

>>600 You suck and everything you write sucks go back to your hole and cry sucky mcsuck suck,

>>601 RPGs suck and are illogical. once you accecpt that a human can will fireballs into existance using a thing called "mana" you have accecpted that a wimp like your swordsman is cool, go and fucking kill yourself.

Which is better a giant blender filled with lolis or a giant loli filled with blenders?

603 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 13:13

Why can't I have both?!

What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?

604 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 13:25

That question was posed to me in grade 4. That was the year I was molested.

I trusted you Grandma. How could you do that to me?

605 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 13:51

That wasn't me. That was my twin sister, Sophie. She was always a little 'tetched'.

Why are twins and albinos generally depicted as evil beings?

606 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:32

Because they are. Without exception.

Is that answer racist?

607 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:34

It would be if it weren't so obviously true.

What does someone do for fun in this shithole one-horse town?

608 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 15:08

You wait for the stage to take you to Carson City, drinking bitter beer while listening to the professor on the out-of-tune piano. Don't let Dotty take you upstairs, cowpoke. She has the french disease.

What did you see as you walked down the streets of Laredo?

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 04:48

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Who doesn't like Will Smith?

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 05:42

Those couple of guys who were up to no good and started to make trouble in the neighborhood didn't like Will Smith.

What's a good way for a couple of guys to start making trouble in the neighborhood?

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 14:08

Either Cherry Bombs or rape.

Shall we Bu-n!?

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 14:24

I'm afraid to fly, unlike Erica Jong.

How many radians are there in a circle?

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 14:24

Nah. It's too hot out.

What's for breakfast?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 15:45

More than THEY want you to believe. @___@
Loli with spam, bacon and spam.

Why did Barbershop singing go out of fashion?

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 15:49

Everyone followed the trend to Beauty Parlor Dancing.

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 15:50

And while we're on the subject, can a fox trot?

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 21:00

No, contrary to popular belief foxen actually gallop instead of trot.

How can I make enough money to pay for theses damn college loans?

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 21:21


Why didn't I ever get that action figure I wanted for christmas? :'(

619 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4655 21:31

Because you never finished your steamed pete.

What is a man?

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 01:24

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Is McDonald's food really that unhealthy, considering that two (tiny) servings of unsalted mixed nuts have more fat than a Big Mac?

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 01:37

Yes. You also have to consider sugar and salt content. Also remember that there is more than one type of fat.

I'm not a veteran, so should I get the green onion or not?

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 06:38

I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>621, should just stick with today's special.

Anyways, >>621, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 07:14

That's the beef bowl place isn't it?

Do you REALLY want to eat the extra-large with extra sauce?

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 07:21

Not really. I just wanted to say extra sauce.

Why is it crowded at Yoshinoya? I couldn't get a seat!

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 07:30

Take a look at that banner up there. "150 yen off".

Who the hell comes to Yoshinoya for 150 yen off?

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 09:28

>>621 did, that's who.

ADV translations, or a sharp stick in the eye repeatedly?

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 14:42

I'll take the sharp stick for 20, Dave.

Did God create mosquitos, or was that Man's doing?

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 15:02

The processes of nature created mosquitos, but man created God.

Will a nonreligious institution ever fill the multigenerational social and community needs currently addressed by churches?

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4656 15:03

God created mosquitos to punish man for imageboard faggotry.

Do you ever find yourself saying smock over and over agian for many days just because it sounds so freaking cool? And why is saying smock so much cooler than wearing one?

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 15:16

Wearing a smock implies that you might be pretty smart, and high intelligence is inexplicably frowned upon by the masses. Stoopid masses...

Why aren't my roommates back yet?

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:16

>>1, just keep waiting, and all the residents of Needler Hall will return with more wacky adventures!

Do you know Magical Needle-chan's true identity?

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:17

They were ambushed by lawn gnomes on their way back.

What is the objective of the sinister lawn gnome conspiracy?

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:19

The answers to >>631 and >>632 are connected in mysterious way. I cannot risk saying more.

Is the truth out there?

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:43

No. A bunch of lies are out there, though; this sentence is one of them.

How do you cope with the fact that life is fleeting and you may suddenly die at any time?

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:53

I gave $30 to "Bob"! Salvation is Guaranteed, or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!

Do you have Slack?

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:55

By answering questions on /dqn/.

Why is this thread suddenly popular again after going without posts for a long while?

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 18:49

Posts on /dqn/ are like fashion trends: they're cyclical. What's old is new again.

Paul Graham is full of shit, but don't his essays have merit in the fact that they make you think, even if only so you can tell him how full of shit he is?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4656 20:55

God created mosquitos to punish man for imageboard faggotry.

Do you ever find yourself saying smock over and over agian for many days just because it sounds so freaking cool? And why is saying smock so much cooler than wearing one?

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 21:45

Wearing a smock implies that you might be pretty smart, and high intelligence is inexplicably frowned upon by the masses. Stoopid masses...

Why aren't my roommates leaving yet?

640 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4656 21:57

They are sex0ring your mittens in the alley.

Who brought grandpa and junior here from 2ch?

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 23:54

( `ハ´) My wonderful parties, of course.

( `ハ´) Should I have another one soon?

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 00:12

⊂二二二( ゚ ヮ゚)二二二⊃ Hells yeah!

⊂二二二( ゚ -゚)二二二⊃ Long arms are nice and all, but how am I supposed to rub the mittens on my face?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 14:24


Aww, did this thread go out of fashion so soon?

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 14:28

No, there was just a sudden influx of new threads.

Where did you get that pair of sweater pies?

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 14:55

At the sweatshop.. err, sweetshop.

How do I get the tea stains off of my mug?

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 15:31

Soak it in hot water and dish liquid.

Will the forces of darkness succeed in taking over the world?

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 15:57

Short answer yes with an if. Long answer no with a but.

Will 4ch die the next time NEWS4VIP pays it a visit?

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 17:25

Actually, I think that NEWS4VIP will slip 4ch a roofie, and 4ch will have to spend the money that it was saving for Spring Break on an abortion.

Do you crack an egg into your ramen?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 18:35

No, I crack eggs into my semen. Or was that my semen cracks into eggs.

Why is life so complicated in this day and age?

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4657 18:39

Yes, I always love salmonilla with my monosodium glutamate.

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?


651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 19:05

Why, Indeed? Why is such a basic question, that all I can really do is say "Because I'm the Daddy, that's why."

Should I go with Makita, DeWalt, or Milwaukee?

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4657 22:21

DeWalt brand condoms: for all your screwing needs.


653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 23:05

I hate the tree question, so I'm not answering it.

What's with the fucking tree question anyway?

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 23:07


I just ejaculated and almost nothing but gummy seamen came out, no other type of ejaculate. Should I be worried?

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 00:18

No, fapping more than 3 or 4 times a day tends to alter the semen chemistry. Also, fapping after not fapping for a week tends to produce a wicked wad of jizz.

If I shit out butt pee 3 times in one day, should I be worried?

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 01:59

No, Junior. It's perfectly natural.

What is your favorite non-cola carbonated beverage?

657 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4658 02:22

7-up, it's the un-cola

When was the last time that the real squeeks posted on DQN?

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 03:05

I'll take "never" for 1000, Alex.

Hey, can you pass me some of that?

659 Name: My name is ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ and...!XONm83jaIU : 1993-09-4658 03:15

No, because I have no arms.

This is a funny neuronet is it not?

660 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4658 04:54

It depends. How much do you like Seinfeld?

Does the magic 8-ball REALLY know what it's talking about?

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 07:17

Ask again later.

What manner of unholy evil will 666GET be?

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 07:20


What song am I listening to right now?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 08:04

"Superman" by Five For Fighting.

Be honest. If you could have sex with Squeeks, would you? I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING.

664 Name: My Name is ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ and ...!XONm83jaIU : 1993-09-4658 09:07

Alright, alright, I'm lying!

oh my god, I am sooo stoned right now. You know what I mean?

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 12:09

Duuude, do I ever!


666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 13:42


Do you like cheese with your wine?

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 14:40

I prefer a nice porter.

Have you heard that Beer might have been the driving force in the development of civiliations?

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 06:43

Yes I have.

Do you agree that that's bullshit, as everyone knows sex was the driving force?

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 09:08

No I don't agree. Perhaos living in Australia has tinted my view on the matter though.

You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, 'til you call me again.
What am I?

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 12:07


How's your stomach feeling?

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 13:19

It's O.K., I had a stomach ache yesterday, but now everything is fine.

Which is the most important challenge that civilization must face: global warming, obesity, or terrorism?

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 13:27

Alien invasion.

What is Tim's favorite flavor sauce?

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 17:27

Blair's 16 Million Reserve.

Are you made of metal?

674 Name: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ : 1993-09-4659 17:43


Saaya Irie is illegal?

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 19:40


How do you shot websites?

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 19:50

Distributed denial of service attacks.

What port do I input my penis into on my girlfriend? Keep in mind I am not running in protected mode.

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 20:31

Her pooper

? = 42

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 21:28


Who is John Galt (and why should we care)?

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 21:33

Some loser, and we shouldn't.

Don't you hate it when you write a witty answer to the question above you, but then some idiot comes along and preempts you with an unfunny, obvious answer?

680 Name: Elitest Superstructure!006z00sOUM : 1993-09-4660 00:57

lol what

Who is going to author the Squeeks article on wikipedia?

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 01:21

I think volunteers to write it.

How do you know that the square root of 2 is an irrational number?

682 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4660 07:35


What song will people remember from us 100 years from now?

By the way, >>669: An echo.

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 10:26

All Alone for Christmas (as usual)

Will people still turn the gun on themselves 100 years from now?

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 13:41

Probably, but the guns will be much shinier and far more lethal.

I just found a piece of paper while cleaning. It said, in my handwriting, "SIB! DOSIIIB GSIB". What does that mean?

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 14:31

I think it means that death is imminent for you.

If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 14:53

I wouldn't have pulled the sword out of that goddamn stone.

What do you think of insects?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 16:27

I think it's lots of fun (I'm assuming that was a typo and you meant "incest").

Why does that temperature scale that starts with a C have two names?

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 19:36

It doesn't, you're just a dumbshit.

What's the best thing George Lucas could do RIGHT NOW to make the world a better place?

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 19:50

give me his fortune

why won't he do that?

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 20:20

Because he's under the influence of the evil jar-jar binks

What's ten times as good as a 69?

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 20:56

under the moon loli to issho

bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 23:11

What's the magic word?

Why don't people ask more nicely these days? What happened to good old-fashioned manners?

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 23:53

Fuck do I know? Piss off.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Zlotenmeyer?

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:04

Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flippenwaldt gersput!

Can anyone translate that back into English?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:09

((/ デ.ㄟ) Anglisch ist nicht dien only languagech inst der verld!!!

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:12

((/ デ.ㄟ) I forgot my question

((/ デ.ㄟ) why is it that everyone feels deep, passionate and unending hatred for me?

697 Name: Fuckhead!7IpclaCWO6 : 1993-09-4661 00:29

Because you're an asshole.

Why is it that elitist anonymouses rule the world and discriminate against us tripfags?

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 00:47

because the elitist superstructure is anonymous, and never forgives!

is the anonymous system used at 420chan's /b/ anonymous, or tripfaggy?

699 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4661 10:32


Will anyone over at Love & Romance live happily ever after?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 11:05

No one is immortal.

Or are they?

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