4 + 4 = ?
You're not cleared for that.
Am I a cop, you idiot?
Stop it.
Who told you you could eat my cookies?
The cop did.
If I was to sing that long song, how long will it take?
IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 HOURS TO SING THAT LONG LOVE SONG.
Have you ever screwed up a deltree command?
No, I use a real operating system, therefore I screw up rm -rf commands instead.
Why is >>704 still using Windows 98?
Because $300 is a lot of money.
What do you think of the new Slashdot look?
It's much cleaner, but I hate the font.
Should I quit caffeine again?
Why bother? You're just gonna get hooked again and you know it.
Who the hell actually BUYS Windows?
((/ f.ㄟ) People who are too lazy to cut themselves.
((/ f.ㄟ) Why can I never find true happiness?
Because you're bleeding and your eyes are closed. Work on that.
Why is Sony alienating its video game fanbase?
I guess because Nintendo alienated theirs, thus starting a trend.
What did Sony do, anyway?
Because its' video game fanbase only makes up 10% of sony's overall revenue stream.
Do you like golden showers?
No, but I watch the Silver Screen.
Are we truly in the Kali Yuga?
More like Dvapara Yuga.
Where are the secret headquarters of the elitist superstructure?
Have you considered joining the elitist superstructure?
I'm too good for any elitist superstructure that would accept me.
Where's those titties I like so well, and my goddamn beer?
Look in a mirror, and in the fridge.
Is it 662006 yet?
No, it's 946621993, why do you ask?
shit i just remembered 90210 for some reason
>>719 was too stupid to ask a question, so I'll ask one for him:
What was the best thing to come out of the 90's?
The beginning of the '00s.
Will the gay marriage amendment pass?
No, not a chance, but some senators will go on record as either supporting or opposing a wedge issue that is important to a powerful, vocal minority that tends to vote as a block.
How long will it be before my ears stop ringing?
About an hour or so, depending on how long you were in the bin and how hard it was being hit?
By the way, what were you doing in there in the first place?
06-06-06
Didn't I tell you I was hardcore?
Kill the hungry.
How do we bring about world peace?
First, we kill everyone who isn't hungry. Then, we solve world hunger.
Why are realdolls so expensive?
Three holes, no waiting.
Why don't I ever see happy-go-lucky feminists?
Cause they want more power. Even cutting off a mans penis is considered funny these days. Imagine showing cutting a womans breasts as a joke.
You you read the politically corrected news of BBC?
Because Nicolas Cage is busy right now.
Was Sarah Cloise the devil?
Strangely enough, the devil is actually an assistant HR manager at Vanguard. Catbert is loosely based on his actions.
What arts project can I do with all these little paper umbrellas?
A paper umbrella replica of the flying castle laputa.
Why does my BIOS go beeeep-bepbep-bebebebebebebep... when I try to boot?
It's not an APPLE!
Osaka > *, true or false?
DOUBLE TRUE.
If you found a one-way ticket to Loli Planet in your pocket, would you go?
Only if it's under the moon.
Why is 4chan down?
moot is off to sweden to have surgery to correct his gender dysphoria.
Have you considered http://wakachan.org for your image jonesing?
LOL No.
How many losers lurk on this site?
Only one, and his name is Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½!
Have your turned in your informational card yet? We ask so we can send you information about the Group. You DO want information about the Group, don't you? The Group is good.
It's 1993 not nineteen eighty-four. Leave me alone.
Is it wrong if I masturbate to children but they never know? Sure there's some faux violation occuring but they should be flattered, know what I'm sayin'?
It's between you and the Lord. And the FBI agent reading this post.
Is emo the new grunge?
Emo is the new 1980s.
I'd like to hack the server. Do you know any Gameshark codes for this?
Try dlh.net, it's never failed me.
Is the best pronunciation for "the 00s" "the Naughties"?
I was told that it's the "Nothings", but I've been lied to before.
Do you feel that the best way to protect marriage is by forbidding homosexuals to marry, or to ban divorce?
What's there to "protect"? Marriage is a contract. It's a agreement between two people to behave in a certain way. Introducing unnecessary societal restraints in an agreement between two people is gonna create havoc and frustrations. Leave it alone, I'd say.
How do I change the ugly new Slashdot font back to the previous one?
Greasemonkey.
Why would >>745 want to go to that website anyway?
He was banned from Fark.
What is nougat made of?
Oh My God, It's Full Of Stars!
So, was coming down from the trees a bad idea?
there are like 3 people posting in this thread.
Yes, and so was creeping out of the sea.
How do I satisfy women?
by growing up
so you are a fag college student also?
Not yet.
What's the best way to get this shit out of my hair?
Well, if it's actually shit, just use shampoo. If it's chewing gum, use freon to freeze it, and hit it with a hammer.
Can I please have a quick and simple recipe for dinner? I feel like cooking, but I don't know what to make.
open a can. eat contents
Shouldn't it be "press button, recieve bacon"?
No. 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.
Would a Battle Royale MMORPG be cool?
It'd probably work better as a Counterstrike mod.
How do I get rid of an inner ear viral infection?
Cipro and patience.
How are you going to spend your summer vacation this year?
"Traveling"
Anyone else think this hurricane season's going to a huge dissapointment?
Hell, I certainly hope so. My territory is NC down to FL, then over to TX. I saw thousands of dollars in commissions get washed away last year.
Have you written to your Senator urging him to support net neutrality?
Not yet, I'm still neutral on the neutrality issue.
Anyone else think the Candy Cane season's (it follows the hurricane season) going to be a huge disappointment?
I think it will flop, sending the respective companies more than halfway into the red. And as you know such an imbalance of colour really pisses off those candy cane fatcats. Let's hope Suicide Season (it follows Candy Cane season) gets them before they get us.
Was Robert Stack more attractive during The Untouchables' era or the Unsolved Mysteries era?
Definitely during the Untouchable's. Definitely.
I'm having the runs this morning. What should I eat to settle my stomach?
Asphalt.
Does Japan have a chance to beat Brazil after losing to the Aussies?
Can't see it myself, but on today's form they should be capable of at least competing with Croatia, group could still go anywhere.
Were the White Stripes ever really any good?
No, and Red Stripe is pisswater, too.
If you throw a yellow rock into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Love.
Is it just me, or is the new Muse album not as good as Absolution?
A yellow rock submerged in water.
Why do people insist on having such ridiculous character traits as pride?
Because they like to think they are creative, even if their little creatitivity is wasted on something so unimportent.
Why haven't I seen a repeatable lab experiment to confirm the existence of global warming, rather than a computer model based on assumed numbers?
It wouldn't make a bit of difference to you, as you'd find fault in the methodology.
How many oysters DID the walrus and the carpenter eat?
There's a far more important question than that.
Considering the aphrodisiac effect of oysters, how many hours of hawt bestiality happened afterwards?
Unfortunately, they both got hepatitis from eating oysters out of season, so sex was out of the picture.
How is this St. Jude medallion that I glued to the side of my computer helping me?
>>771
Because you know that inside the medallion is a camera, wand spying on youy is your future employer.
Has anybody ever sucessfully installed a screw with a hammer, or a nail with a screwdriver?
I did the latter with a very thick-handled screwdriver.
If I invented a perpetual motion machine whose operational by-products included squaring the circle and eradicating poverty, hunger and injustice, which Nobel prize would I get?
the third one.
what question will 990get ask?
An illegal question that will result in jail time.
Isn't it a little bit scary that there are illegal questions?
Not as scary as all those illegal operations performed by allegedly legitimate software on your PC on a daily basis.
What if the cops found out about all that illegality?
They wouldn't do shit because The Elitist Superstructure keeps them on a leash.
Worst thing that could happen to NHK ni Youkoso in Tokyopop's sticky clutches?
Having Haruhiism licensed by ADV.
Is it really winter in Australia?
Sort of, as it is close enough to the equator to limit seasonal change.
Has anybody found a great way to topple the elitist superstructure?
by associating with it.
what ever happened to those pax jikkauru (whatever) people?
You mean Pax-Tsukuru www.pax-tsukuru.com? They are working with the other communities (member communities) towards the mutual symbiosis.
so i herd u liek mudkips. Confirm/deny?
CONFIRM I luuuuuuuuuuuve mudkips.
What is a sour fruit that does not begin with the letter 'l'?
Carambola.
Did >>782 really think that was some sort of tricky question?
Most certainly, because it was deliberately provocative, and a bit mean, too.
And what did you mean by that?!
What did I mean by what?
Oh, this?
No, not that. The other >>787 post.
What goes well with hot cereal?
Milk.
Would you take 30 years off your life if it meant meeting Suiseiseki?
@ ΘQΘ
@( ΝO)@>>789. Without a doubt Ε·£~I
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@ ΘQΘ
@( ΝO)@791. Please tell us a little about your first love!
@i@@@@Α-~
She was cute, blonde, we were both 8, and she kissed me because I caught a monarch butterfly.
Why do we dwell on the past?
People have a tendency to conciously damage themselves despite their best interests. We can't help it, really.
I read someone say -- I think it was a programmer saying it or some shit -- although I presume they rippped someone else off (but does it really matter?): Regret is like driving while looking at the rear view mirror.
Does this ring truth with you? If you bring up Hitchcock I'll kill you right here in front of all these faggots.
It does, as it obscures a clear view of the future when your focus is on the past.
How does this relate to "Mindfulness"?
It doesn't.
Or does it?
It might.
Who are we to define such concepts as whether something "does" or "doesn't", anyway?
That depends on our status as most supreme creatures on this planet.
If we are indeed supreme, how did the world come into being?
The legends say it was willed into existence by a group of unsuspecting godlike beings.
What should I have for dinner?
Steack hacheL frites.
Would that satisfy you?
Not as much as a Snickers Bar.
What's the most meaningful song you've heard?
DQN Song #1
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