ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 11:56

You're not cleared for that.

Am I a cop, you idiot?

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 12:08

Stop it.

Who told you you could eat my cookies?

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 12:14

The cop did.

If I was to sing that long song, how long will it take?

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 12:54


Have you ever screwed up a deltree command?

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 13:28

No, I use a real operating system, therefore I screw up rm -rf commands instead.

Why is >>704 still using Windows 98?

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 13:53

Because $300 is a lot of money.

What do you think of the new Slashdot look?

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 14:16

It's much cleaner, but I hate the font.

Should I quit caffeine again?

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 14:40

Why bother? You're just gonna get hooked again and you know it.

Who the hell actually BUYS Windows?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 14:57

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) People who are too lazy to cut themselves.

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Why can I never find true happiness?

710 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4661 15:07

Because you're bleeding and your eyes are closed. Work on that.

Why is Sony alienating its video game fanbase?

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 16:24

I guess because Nintendo alienated theirs, thus starting a trend.

What did Sony do, anyway?

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 16:26

Because its' video game fanbase only makes up 10% of sony's overall revenue stream.

Do you like golden showers?

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 17:02

No, but I watch the Silver Screen.

Are we truly in the Kali Yuga?

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 22:58

More like Dvapara Yuga.
Where are the secret headquarters of the elitist superstructure?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 23:53

Have you considered joining the elitist superstructure?

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 01:16

I'm too good for any elitist superstructure that would accept me.

Where's those titties I like so well, and my goddamn beer?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 01:59

Look in a mirror, and in the fridge.

Is it 662006 yet?

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 04:43

No, it's 946621993, why do you ask?

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:32

shit i just remembered 90210 for some reason

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 08:34

>>719 was too stupid to ask a question, so I'll ask one for him:

What was the best thing to come out of the 90's?

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 14:37

The beginning of the '00s.

Will the gay marriage amendment pass?

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 15:00

No, not a chance, but some senators will go on record as either supporting or opposing a wedge issue that is important to a powerful, vocal minority that tends to vote as a block.

How long will it be before my ears stop ringing?

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 16:12

About an hour or so, depending on how long you were in the bin and how hard it was being hit?

By the way, what were you doing in there in the first place?

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 16:50


Didn't I tell you I was hardcore?

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 17:14


The date is 4662-09-1993

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 17:18

>>725 is a complete failure for not answering the question or asking one.

>>724, I do not remember this.

How do we solve world hunger?

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 17:30

Kill the hungry.

How do we bring about world peace?

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 18:38

First, we kill everyone who isn't hungry. Then, we solve world hunger.

Why are realdolls so expensive?

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 18:52

Three holes, no waiting.

Why don't I ever see happy-go-lucky feminists?

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 18:54

Cause they want more power. Even cutting off a mans penis is considered funny these days. Imagine showing cutting a womans breasts as a joke.

You you read the politically corrected news of BBC?

731 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4662 18:56

Because Nicolas Cage is busy right now.

Was Sarah Cloise the devil?

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 20:26

Strangely enough, the devil is actually an assistant HR manager at Vanguard. Catbert is loosely based on his actions.

What arts project can I do with all these little paper umbrellas?

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 21:22

A paper umbrella replica of the flying castle laputa.

Why does my BIOS go beeeep-bepbep-bebebebebebebep... when I try to boot?

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 03:57

It's not an APPLE!

Osaka > *, true or false?

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 04:17


If you found a one-way ticket to Loli Planet in your pocket, would you go?

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 11:43

Only if it's under the moon.

Why is 4chan down?

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 12:52

moot is off to sweden to have surgery to correct his gender dysphoria.

Have you considered for your image jonesing?

738 Name: Boobs : 1993-09-4664 02:12


How many losers lurk on this site?

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 03:17

Only one, and his name is Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½!

Have your turned in your informational card yet? We ask so we can send you information about the Group. You DO want information about the Group, don't you? The Group is good.

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 03:51

It's 1993 not nineteen eighty-four. Leave me alone.

Is it wrong if I masturbate to children but they never know? Sure there's some faux violation occuring but they should be flattered, know what I'm sayin'?

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 03:53

It's between you and the Lord. And the FBI agent reading this post.

Is emo the new grunge?

742 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4664 06:24

Emo is the new 1980s.

I'd like to hack the server. Do you know any Gameshark codes for this?

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 12:56

Try, it's never failed me.

Is the best pronunciation for "the 00s" "the Naughties"?

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 14:10

I was told that it's the "Nothings", but I've been lied to before.

Do you feel that the best way to protect marriage is by forbidding homosexuals to marry, or to ban divorce?

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 15:12

What's there to "protect"? Marriage is a contract. It's a agreement between two people to behave in a certain way. Introducing unnecessary societal restraints in an agreement between two people is gonna create havoc and frustrations. Leave it alone, I'd say.

How do I change the ugly new Slashdot font back to the previous one?

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 16:42


Why would >>745 want to go to that website anyway?

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 16:55

He was banned from Fark.

What is nougat made of?

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 17:45

Oh My God, It's Full Of Stars!

So, was coming down from the trees a bad idea?

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 19:22

there are like 3 people posting in this thread.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 19:40

Yes, and so was creeping out of the sea.

How do I satisfy women?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 19:54

by growing up

so you are a fag college student also?

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 20:44

Not yet.

What's the best way to get this shit out of my hair?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:00

Well, if it's actually shit, just use shampoo. If it's chewing gum, use freon to freeze it, and hit it with a hammer.

Can I please have a quick and simple recipe for dinner? I feel like cooking, but I don't know what to make.

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:02

open a can. eat contents

Shouldn't it be "press button, recieve bacon"?

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:24

No. 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.

Would a Battle Royale MMORPG be cool?

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:41

It'd probably work better as a Counterstrike mod.

How do I get rid of an inner ear viral infection?

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 15:20

Cipro and patience.

How are you going to spend your summer vacation this year?

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 16:30


Anyone else think this hurricane season's going to a huge dissapointment?

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 17:36

Hell, I certainly hope so. My territory is NC down to FL, then over to TX. I saw thousands of dollars in commissions get washed away last year.

Have you written to your Senator urging him to support net neutrality?

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 18:39

Not yet, I'm still neutral on the neutrality issue.

Anyone else think the Candy Cane season's (it follows the hurricane season) going to be a huge disappointment?

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 01:17

I think it will flop, sending the respective companies more than halfway into the red. And as you know such an imbalance of colour really pisses off those candy cane fatcats. Let's hope Suicide Season (it follows Candy Cane season) gets them before they get us.

Was Robert Stack more attractive during The Untouchables' era or the Unsolved Mysteries era?

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 13:55

Definitely during the Untouchable's. Definitely.

I'm having the runs this morning. What should I eat to settle my stomach?

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 15:59


Does Japan have a chance to beat Brazil after losing to the Aussies?

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 16:51

Can't see it myself, but on today's form they should be capable of at least competing with Croatia, group could still go anywhere.

Were the White Stripes ever really any good?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:16

No, and Red Stripe is pisswater, too.

If you throw a yellow rock into the Red Sea, what does it become?

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 20:00


Is it just me, or is the new Muse album not as good as Absolution?

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 20:03

A yellow rock submerged in water.

Why do people insist on having such ridiculous character traits as pride?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 00:01

Because they like to think they are creative, even if their little creatitivity is wasted on something so unimportent.

Why haven't I seen a repeatable lab experiment to confirm the existence of global warming, rather than a computer model based on assumed numbers?

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 03:08

It wouldn't make a bit of difference to you, as you'd find fault in the methodology.

How many oysters DID the walrus and the carpenter eat?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 09:58

There's a far more important question than that.

Considering the aphrodisiac effect of oysters, how many hours of hawt bestiality happened afterwards?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:43

Unfortunately, they both got hepatitis from eating oysters out of season, so sex was out of the picture.

How is this St. Jude medallion that I glued to the side of my computer helping me?

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 23:01

Because you know that inside the medallion is a camera, wand spying on youy is your future employer.

Has anybody ever sucessfully installed a screw with a hammer, or a nail with a screwdriver?

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 23:54

I did the latter with a very thick-handled screwdriver.

If I invented a perpetual motion machine whose operational by-products included squaring the circle and eradicating poverty, hunger and injustice, which Nobel prize would I get?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 03:58

the third one.

what question will 990get ask?

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 13:47

An illegal question that will result in jail time.

Isn't it a little bit scary that there are illegal questions?

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:28

Not as scary as all those illegal operations performed by allegedly legitimate software on your PC on a daily basis.

What if the cops found out about all that illegality?

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:27

They wouldn't do shit because The Elitist Superstructure keeps them on a leash.

Worst thing that could happen to NHK ni Youkoso in Tokyopop's sticky clutches?

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:43

Having Haruhiism licensed by ADV.

Is it really winter in Australia?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 00:33

Sort of, as it is close enough to the equator to limit seasonal change.

Has anybody found a great way to topple the elitist superstructure?

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 02:50

by associating with it.

what ever happened to those pax jikkauru (whatever) people?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 07:20

You mean Pax-Tsukuru They are working with the other communities (member communities) towards the mutual symbiosis.

so i herd u liek mudkips. Confirm/deny?

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 07:21

CONFIRM I luuuuuuuuuuuve mudkips.

What is a sour fruit that does not begin with the letter 'l'?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 12:23


Did >>782 really think that was some sort of tricky question?

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 00:11


Did >>783 really think that >>782 thought that that was some sort of tricky question?

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 00:32


Did >>786 think that >>787's post was insulting?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 01:41

Most certainly, because it was deliberately provocative, and a bit mean, too.

And what did you mean by that?!

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 02:33

What did I mean by what?

Oh, this?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 03:56

No, not that. The other >>787 post.

What goes well with hot cereal?

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 04:04


Would you take 30 years off your life if it meant meeting Suiseiseki?

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 13:47

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@( œΝO)@791. Please tell us a little about your first love!

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 15:15

She was cute, blonde, we were both 8, and she kissed me because I caught a monarch butterfly.

Why do we dwell on the past?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:08

People have a tendency to conciously damage themselves despite their best interests. We can't help it, really.

I read someone say -- I think it was a programmer saying it or some shit -- although I presume they rippped someone else off (but does it really matter?): Regret is like driving while looking at the rear view mirror.

Does this ring truth with you? If you bring up Hitchcock I'll kill you right here in front of all these faggots.

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:51

It does, as it obscures a clear view of the future when your focus is on the past.

How does this relate to "Mindfulness"?

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:03

It doesn't.

Or does it?

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 02:52

It might.

Who are we to define such concepts as whether something "does" or "doesn't", anyway?

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:29

That depends on our status as most supreme creatures on this planet.

If we are indeed supreme, how did the world come into being?

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:35

The legends say it was willed into existence by a group of unsuspecting godlike beings.

What should I have for dinner?

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:44

Steack hacheL frites.

Would that satisfy you?

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 13:16

Not as much as a Snickers Bar.

What's the most meaningful song you've heard?

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 14:36

DQN Song #1

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