ITT we solve the question above us II. (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:54

What happened to 1000get?!

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 16:13

Threads' closed, aids, etc.

What do we do now that DQN has become as retarded as /b/?

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 17:48

We blame you.

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4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 17:53

No-dattebayo.

Oh no-dattebayo! It started again-dattebayo! Any cure yet-dattebayo?

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 17:59

Π*ί°ί) Go with the flow-dattebayo

Π*ί°ί) Who needs a cure-dattebayo?

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 18:04

I do-dattebayo.

You have it too, Natumi-dattebayo?

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 18:42

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8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 19:04

Ye gods, that's the secret of life.

gin and platonic or scotch and sofa?

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 19:46

A martini; shaken, not stirred.

Bugger, I've forgotten the next line. What was it again?

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 19:50

"How do I shot web-dattebayo?"

Dattebayo-dattebayo?

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 21:52

Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo-dattebayo!

Dattebayo dattebayo-dattebayo?

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 21:54

That summer of 1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex
I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page
characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside
john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it.
Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

Care to be asshole buddies? ;)

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 22:00

No kashira.

What's my name kashira?

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 22:21

Rumpleshithead.

Is there a member of the elitist superstructure present?

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 22:48

DESU DESU

DESU DESU DESU DESU?

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 23:24

NA NO

KASHIRA?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:05

Still no cure-dattebayo?

>>18-san, can you help us find a cure-dattebayo?

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:08

No I can't, but I do know of one high in the mountians BUT I will never tell you. MWAHAHAHAHA

Why am I such a control freak?

Wait, lemme get this one. BECAUSE I HAVE POWER!!

Am I your king?

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:14

No-dattebayo!

What is love-dattebayo?

20 Name: King eighteen : 1993-09-4724 00:20

Love is what I say it is! -Baby don't hurt me-

Am I YOUR king then?!

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 01:06

You are the king of my dick.

Is now a good time to buy SUN Microsystems stock?

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 01:43

No, Advanced Micro Devices is superior

Why is the sky blue?

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 02:30

It isn't, that's the ocean you're looking at.

Where is my mind?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 04:52

You appear to have lost it.

How do they make cotton candy?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:26

By making a slight variation to the process by which you shot web

What's the new black?

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:36

Black2.0

What time is it?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:38

HAMMER TIME!

You see a pair of hammerpants. What do you do?

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 05:40

Can't touch this!

Can you touch this?

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 06:43

( ί ƒŽί) Yes, with my MITTENS!

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30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 08:18

Yes, as long as you remove your shoes and carry them to the other side.

What is your favorite variety of flavored soda water?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 13:41

Cherry coke!

Why does my dog always sleep?

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 13:54

Because you touch yourself at night! Believe it!

Believe it?

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 14:17

Somehow, I cannot suspend my disbelief. I blame the director more than the actors, who did their best with a substandard script and poor blocking.

What was the last movie that you wanted to like, but failed, and how did it fail?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 15:40

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ƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒlƒl?

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 15:48

Yes, please.

Can I have some touch?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 16:42

No.

‚Λ?

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 16:52

( ί -ί)

( ί ƒŽί)?

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 07:33

( ί ƒŽί)

I woke up with semen in my underpants, but it does not taste like my own. What should I do?

39 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4725 07:38

Chnage the taste of your semen.

Why was the 999GET in the last topic such a letdown?

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 10:00

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?

41 Name: ζˆζˆζˆζˆ : 1993-09-4725 11:48

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42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 13:26

Think, don't feel. It CAN be reversed.

Who is the square root of negative one?

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 13:58

daily

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 15:09

That's not the right answer.
Who is the square root of negative one?

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 15:49

i

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 20:36

Kurenai-sensei's bosom

Will Sakura develop a fascination with housedresses and muumuus?

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 20:46

One can only hope she'll be barefoot, pregnant, and baking pie by the end of the next season.

Why do people put those crappy canned black olives into pasta salad?

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 21:19

Because it was COPIED

{{subst:indefblock}}?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 23:16

I don't know any wiki with this namespace.

How long should it take for the world to feel real?

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