What happened to 1000get?!
Threads' closed, aids, etc.
What do we do now that DQN has become as retarded as /b/?
We blame you.
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No-dattebayo.
Oh no-dattebayo! It started again-dattebayo! Any cure yet-dattebayo?
Π*ί°ί) Go with the flow-dattebayo
Π*ί°ί) Who needs a cure-dattebayo?
I do-dattebayo.
You have it too, Natumi-dattebayo?
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Ye gods, that's the secret of life.
gin and platonic or scotch and sofa?
A martini; shaken, not stirred.
Bugger, I've forgotten the next line. What was it again?
"How do I shot web-dattebayo?"
Dattebayo-dattebayo?
Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo-dattebayo!
Dattebayo dattebayo-dattebayo?
That summer of 1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex
I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page
characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside
john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it.
Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.
Care to be asshole buddies? ;)
No kashira.
What's my name kashira?
Rumpleshithead.
Is there a member of the elitist superstructure present?
DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU?
NA NO
KASHIRA?
Still no cure-dattebayo?
>>18-san, can you help us find a cure-dattebayo?
No I can't, but I do know of one high in the mountians BUT I will never tell you. MWAHAHAHAHA
Why am I such a control freak?
Wait, lemme get this one. BECAUSE I HAVE POWER!!
Am I your king?
No-dattebayo!
What is love-dattebayo?
Love is what I say it is! -Baby don't hurt me-
Am I YOUR king then?!
You are the king of my dick.
Is now a good time to buy SUN Microsystems stock?
No, Advanced Micro Devices is superior
Why is the sky blue?
It isn't, that's the ocean you're looking at.
Where is my mind?
You appear to have lost it.
How do they make cotton candy?
By making a slight variation to the process by which you shot web
What's the new black?
Black2.0
What time is it?
HAMMER TIME!
You see a pair of hammerpants. What do you do?
Can't touch this!
Can you touch this?
( ί ί) Yes, with my MITTENS!
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@|@Δͺͺͺ²/ Can I pass through here?
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t@ .t
Yes, as long as you remove your shoes and carry them to the other side.
What is your favorite variety of flavored soda water?
Cherry coke!
Why does my dog always sleep?
Because you touch yourself at night! Believe it!
Believe it?
Somehow, I cannot suspend my disbelief. I blame the director more than the actors, who did their best with a substandard script and poor blocking.
What was the last movie that you wanted to like, but failed, and how did it fail?
lllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllll?
Yes, please.
Can I have some touch?
No.
Λ?
( ί -ί)
( ί ί)?
( ί ί)
I woke up with semen in my underpants, but it does not taste like my own. What should I do?
Chnage the taste of your semen.
Why was the 999GET in the last topic such a letdown?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?
ζζζζζζζζ.
ζζζζζζζζ?
Think, don't feel. It CAN be reversed.
Who is the square root of negative one?
daily
That's not the right answer.
Who is the square root of negative one?
i
Kurenai-sensei's bosom
Will Sakura develop a fascination with housedresses and muumuus?
One can only hope she'll be barefoot, pregnant, and baking pie by the end of the next season.
Why do people put those crappy canned black olives into pasta salad?
Because it was COPIED
{{subst:indefblock}}?
I don't know any wiki with this namespace.
How long should it take for the world to feel real?