What happened to 1000get?!

Depends on the dosage. You didn't take the whole thing all at once, did you?

How can I make 10,000 dollars by next Wednesday?

Prostitution is always the answer.

Is this the real life?

He will not have one.

Why did I lie?

Because of uncyclopedia.

Why does Sony keep making stupid decisions with the console market?

Because it's Ridge Racer! RIIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRR!!!!!!

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Do you like my puppy?

no

(ﾟ ヮﾟ) Do you like my mittens?

No, not with that face.

Oops, I forgot my question!

How do I shot web?

I know, lol.

Is The Question the best superhero without powers EVER?

I think I've heard of him, but his face is a total blank.

Why won't those goddamned vultures let Gwen Stacy stay dead?

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

Is there no depth to which terrorists will not sink to make flying even more inconvenient?

WHAT

How do I wore mittens? wwwwwwwwwww

DAILY SAGE

Why did this thread die?

oh wait that's WHY щ(`Д´щ)

Because it's part 2.

Does Canada really have a secret service?

Yes. The Canadian Secret Priests perform it once a year on Victoria Day, and it brings the blessings of the Gods to all Canadians, and a bountiful harvest to British Columbia.

Is Roots really a cool store, or is it nothing more that a Gap knockoff?

I dont' even know what that is.

Are they another place for idiot teenagers to spend too much of their parents' hard-earned money on garish clothing?

Yes, >>70. Don't run up your parent's credit card too much, or they'll cut you off.

Why is the paper towel dispenser that high on the wall?

You're just too small.

Why is are graphics cards so expensive?

Because there's this one guy who works for ATI up in MA who eats constantly, messing with the bottom line. His presence alone adds about 30% to the cost of each card.

Hey.. I mean.. what is white chocolate anyway? Is it really chocolate?!

No it isn't, actually. It's based on cocoa butter, not cocoa solids.

Why is the music unit in varied humanities courses invariably twice as long as every other unit?

Because humanities students are only going to make money if they get a record deal.

Why is granola so damn good?

It's mostly because of the enormous amounts of saturated fat they sneak into it. Try cutting it with yogurt.

I'm going to be in Atlanta for the next 4 days. Where should we go for dinner on the second night?

Denny's.

Who am us, anyway?

Not grammar.

How can I stop thinking, and start feeling, so as to be Tanasinn?

It's easy, just ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴.

Why is that ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴?

Members of The Elitist Superstructure.

Why are Mitten Crabs called "Mitten Crabs" ?

It either has to do with their over-sized, furry claws, or with their cruel habit of sneaking into people's cedar chests and devouring their winter hand garments.

I'm at an airport, looking at a fast food joint named "Asian Chao". How do I pronounce "Chao"?

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( ﾟДﾟ) Last time I did, you charged me $2,349 for it! And I still didn't get to eat anything.

( ﾟдﾟ) Would I get better service at that "Squeek's" place across the street?

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( ﾟДﾟ) No thank you, I dislike taking the piss

( ﾟДﾟ) What ramifications does the overthrow of the republican party have for the Elistist Superstructure?

No thanks. Last time, you spit in it.

Is there any practical way to get off this planet?

>>88 More enforced political correctness. Incorrect thoughts will be saged.

>>89 Depends. Do you want to return someday?

Can I go to sleep now?

Yes. Take a rest.

What?

Sorry, I was just talking to myself.

Am I a cylon?

>>92 you are number six

Who is number one?

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WHY DO YOU RESIST？

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╒╧═╲　YES ― MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
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THAT'S A LETTER

Why has this thread been taken over?

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How do I shot web?

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Nothing really

Who cares?

I care! I care!

Is it really necessary?

If you honor what they fought for? Yes!

I am wondering, why you are here?

Why should I tell you?

Ooooh, an answer and a question.

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I'll stick with what I have. It may be free but at least it's mediocre

Why would anyone pay for crapfloods and shitty posts?

Because it's VIP QUALITY, obviously.

Why can't I find a decent condo under $100k that comes with a washer/dryer combo?

it carries out and is wwwwwwwash

How many more until 1,000?

Milia Rage. ( get it kami??)

Why am I so clever?

Cause you ate that horny Heather.

How do I ~nyaaaaaa?

>>114

Time heals all wounds.

How does one find Sniper Island?

gaping, vagina, hallway, etc.

How do I carry out and become w?

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>>119
I didn't see any, but I have masturbatory blindness.

Do you like to watch the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters?

Anon want big boom.

This thread's back? Damn, don't you love the classics?

With the exception of Grandpa (v3463443.0).

Will I fail my final exams due to surfing 4-ch instead of studying?

>>121
No, because seriously how much time can one actually spend surfing 4-ch? I come here 4 minutes a day and I'm the king of this board.

What is af;aafk21?

password to my mittens closet

Where can i get a picture of the peoples that own this place?

On IRC, or traveling to the land down under and stalking Jay Squeeksand.

xyzzy?

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭DAMAGE CONTROL SAGE [☢] (☣)

That password no longer works. It now depends on what item you see on the mantle when you read the Strange Pamphlet.

Should I untinker my meatcar just before I ascend?

>>126
Nah, soup up your meatcar with GReedy brand performance parts.

How big would a vise have to be in order to be large enough to flatten the Earth?

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About this big. Probably bigger.

Why the fuck is e ^ (pi * i ) = -1?

>>128
Probably a math thing thought up by an ancient Greek, designed to confuse humankind for the rest of its existance

Has anyone else sucessfully used a torx tool to install a hex indented bolt?

>>129
No, you are the first. You should consider writing a research article on it and submitting it to respected journals on the topic of biomechanics.

Why does this always happen to me?

>>130
Don't worry, it happened to me, too.

Why does this always happen to us?

Because we are an entity that experiences everything and yet experiences nothing, also known as Jisaku Jien.

What is the answer to >>133's question?

Hopefully >>134 will know

So, is that a circular reference, or something more?

It WAS a circular reference, and nothing more.

Are you really disappointed, or is that just a little act?

I'm actually kind of disappointed. I'm really into all the quantum paradox stuff and I was looking forward to a little something more than just a circular reference. But what can you do, you know? That's life. Life is boring. Life is what it is and nothing more. And you have to choose how you want to react to life, and that's why I'm not going to let this whole thing get me down. I could, and in the past I probably would have, but I think that recently I've been in a very healthy place you know? Like, I've felt really positive about things, even when the bad things happen to me. So I'm going well, and I look forward to tomorrow.

Where was I?

You were having a Positive Mental Attitude, and confronting your automatic thoughts with healthy arguments that you sincerely believe. Cognitive Therapy has been a real godsend for you, and I haven't seen you so happy in years!

I'd like to buy you a little something just because you're you. What would you like?

Thank you >>136! I would like a pair of red and green mittens, becauseitschristmas.com!

Now tell me, what do you want for Christmas, >>136?
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Well, for some strange, strange reason, I kind of want a Wii, even though I've never owned a console since the original NES and mastered Super Mario Brothers. Failing that, I could always use some new winter clothing.

Is shopping as painful for you as it is for me?

Shopping is like eating a box of chocolates when you're allergic to every ingredient on the list.

So what's for lunch?

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Cock-olates, evidently.

Why am I feeling so cold all of a sudden, like there was a sudden draft yet the air isn't moving?

My guess is that someone just walked on your grave.

Are you a ghost?

>>141

Because it's winter. Now turn the gun to yourself.

But I can't turn the gun to myself. I can only turn it to good or evil.

Do you respect Copyright?

Only if the bitch started showing me some respect!

What do you do for a living?

I sell vertical market management applications that were programmed in VFP. It's mostly phone sales, but I also get to be the male equivalent of a booth babe several times a year.

How about you?

It doesn't work that way, son. Your question needs to have content besides the question and a couple of supporting roles.

How about you?

It doesn't work that way, son. Your question needs to have content besides the question and a couple of supporting roles.

NO. U?

YA ME.

Anyway, do you think this thread has an chance of making it to >>999?