What happened to 1000get?!
It certainly does, because it was blessed by Squeeks!
Does a bowl of chili and a couple of pints count as a nourishing meal?
>>151
Well, if it is Guiness-style, it might be...
When will people stop making fun of squeeks?
Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVERY happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.
How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?
Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVER happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.
How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?
Only when it stops being fun. I can't see that EVER happening, because Squeeks is a comedy goldmine.
How do I convince my parents to give me a down-payment for a house?
I recommend forgery and/or blackmail.
Smooth or Crunchy?
Smooth like DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST.
Have you ever been defenestrated?
Just once, but I swear she was over 18.
Do you have any Bactine and bandages?
No.
Who is driving car?
Nyomi sense.
Sage?
Bear is driving car!
How can this be?!
Bear opened door and pushed gas pedal!
Where did Bear get Fake Driver's License?
Bought it from that guy by the street corner.
Why does the bear wear glasses?
So he can so he can watch you live and breathe your storylines
Why does loli haet pizza?
Because the pizza delivery boy raeped her!
Why should you avoid the Noid?
He carries diseases.
What is the deal with airline food?
Since flight schedules are always changing, nobody knows when food should be prepared and thus all airline foods have to be able to heated instantly, and their budget isn't big enough to get instant foods that taste good.
How do I win The Game?
Commit suicide by jumping off a huge building after huge emotional stress!
Why should you avoid the Noid? Let's see the right answer this time motherfuckers!
Because he's a noid, and therefore not very much fun to be around.
MacGyver is stuck in a room on top of a bomb, the only thing he has to work with is DQN. How would he escaped (and -for bonus points- disable the bomb)?
The overwhelming fail of the DQN makes the timer fail and the ropes holding MacGyver rot away. He opens the door and walks out.
The overwhelming fail of the DQN makes the timer fail and the ropes holding MacGyver rot away. He opens the door and walks out.
Oops, did I just forget to ask a question?
No, you didn't, that will be $599 USD, please.
Now my good man, what do you like to play?
violin.
Jack hold a stick 2 m long and spins at a rate of 10 Hz hirozontally. He accelerates at a rate of 4 m/s/s [N 45 W]. just what kind of person is Jack?
Dizzy.
Is there a such thing as aliens, time travellers and espers?
Join the SOS-Dan club and find out.
What am I due to be reborn as?
Espers are from Final Fantasy VI
Aliens are from Mexico
Time Travellers are from the Future
they exist if you believe in them.
Do you have four seasons in your country?
No, I got 1 season in my DQN, Summer.
What do you say to a boy from korea, who has lost their hands in fiddeling with atom bombs, when he tells you he misses wereing mittens?
Get some mittens without thumbs, and put them on his arm-stubs.
Where would one get mittens without thumbs?
>>178: Get a pair of socks. It's all good.
Why hasn't IAA been closed by now?
>>179: because it has more than six posters.
Why do people think there's a meaning to existence?
Because they can't accept that they're an accident of nature -- a monkey with delusions of grandeur. Thus, of course God made them because he has a purpose.
When will we meet the Vulcans? Do mindmelds hurt?
wait... that's two questions...
The mindmeld only hurts if you fight it... and they like it when you resist.
How can I teach my pet brown recluse to spell?
Make it write letters on body using it's toxines.
When will be year 1994?
AOL has abandoned usenet support, so, hey! 1994 is right around the corner!
How many pins can dance on the head of an angel?
Forty-two, but they can't dance very well.
What is the effect of the color orange on the human mind?
Orange is not a color, it is a flavor. Its effect is delicious.
Is it lupus?
ITS NOT LUPUS. ITS NEVER LUPUS.
What do you think of proper grammar on the Internet?
A lost cause. That's what it is. Give up and cry already.
What did Peter Frampton call that thing he used to make his mouth into a resonating cavity?
goatse
How is it that DQN has made two entire threads that consist of nothing but Rei saying 'sorry we just ran out of that'?
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daily sage
>>191 is in the wrong thread.
American women are bossy, catty manipulative bitches; how do I got old-fashioned, submissive foreign wife?
Move to Mexico. Or marry a "Southern Belle".
I just ate six big macs. Why do I feel sick?
You just ate six big macs.
Why the hell did you eat six big macs?!
It was a bargain.
What wouldn't I do for money, after all?
sex
It traveled with the mouse in Daddy Cool's pocket.
Is an ahoge truly moe?
Not really.
Can you believe there is article about ahoge in wikipedia? right next to quantum fluctuations.
I believe it, wikipedia will publish any old tripe
I can't wait for someone to make an elitistsuperstructurepedia.
No. "Sysop at 3 Jan 2007: 22:58
Guys, Wikichan has been fun, but your endless and amusing revert wars have caused the entire internet to overload and explode into candy. I will try to keep the wiki open as an archive, but I am afraid that editing is no longer a possibility until I get better hosting. Feel free to dump all wikichan shit into other wikis such as etherchan.info, wikichan.org, and wikipedia.org. This site will not die, but all great things must come to an end, and unfortunately, the only great thing on this site was the wiki"
What caused (will cause?) the great revert wars of 2007?
Harutards and other DQN punks.
Which is bigger: 2ch user base or WoW user base.
They share the exact same user base, user for user.
What do you think of General?
I give it three stars
If corea eats cat and china eats dog, what does japan eat?
Japan eat fish. ALIVE
Damn, I'm never any good at this part. What should I be asking about, DQN?
You should be asking about the real identity of MODD.
Who is that MODD, anyway?
Just some power-hungry ass.
Why is it so fucking cold out this morning?
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
Should I turn the gun on myself?
No, you should wear warm happy mittens.
If the entire California orange crop is destroyed, what will we use for liquid sunshine?
Mountain Dew.
Who do the voodoo that you do?
I do, duh.
Whom should I have called the kaiser?
Bumsex Bumsex Bumsex Bumsex
At the end of the day, DQN, why does it always seem to come back to All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)?
Because it's the song that better than any other represents the DQN Spirit, even more than Big Ol' Butt.
Are you dateless again for Valentine's Day?
No, my gun keeps me company.
How much exactly is too much metal for one hand?
That would be roughly the amount that would be impossible to pick up and smash into the side of the head of someone repeating that tired meme.
Just how many bats live in Austin, TX anyway?
Enough bats that some bats were actually... unordered.
Why are the japanese seemingly incapable of good website design?
>>218
They all believe in traditional things, so they use web models from 1995 and earlier.
OH NOES THEY BROKE THE THREAD!
WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?zorz
fix it. duh.
Why must you say OH NOES? Is YTMND broken now?
Fix it I suppose.
How do you think we can best do that?
You broke the thread again!
Can we get it back on track from here still?
Not if you fuck it up like that.
Does anyone else have a question?
Yep.
Would you laugh if I called this a Depression-Tossed Salad?
orzorz
No.
Why hasn't squeeks written code to direct/confine the 4ch newbs here from whatever boards they're infesting?
One can only assume Squeeks is a busy man.
How do I return font settings to defaults?
It depends on what browser you're using. For Firefox, Tools => Options => Content.
I'm a 4-ch newb. How can I be less offensive to your august personalities than might be typical?
It's all because of you,
I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away,
Now my life is just a rainy day and I love you so,
How much you'll never know
You've gone away and left me lonely.
How's that for an answer, >>229?
Post Grandpa and sage every thread you see because it's not good enough for you.
What are those fake bacon bit things made out of?
they're made out of QUIT PRE-EMPTING ME you jackass. Or something.
Why do they taste so good?
Because fake bacon bits have some level of real bacon included.
Will a tax on stupid people cure the national debt?
Probably. Early tests of the Stupid Tax in Las Vegas have been encouraging.
Where are my car keys?
I have them, sucka!
Want 'em?
Well, yeah.
What's that smell? Is that you?
I hope not.
What does it smell like?
vanilla
Who farted?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1168145969/22
How the fuck am I supposed to get up at 5:30AM every morning?
>>239
Become a speed freak.
Why does it burn when I pee?
>>240
You got it from the toilet seat.
Why is it called "breaking wind" when the only thing broken is silence?
>>241
Clearly you're not asking the wind's opinion.
How would DQN cure the sniffles?
By snorting silica gel from the little packet that says "Do not consume". That'll dry up those sinuses, u betcha!
Do you have to be born to enjoying durian, or can you learn to like it?
>>243
Durian can be enjoyed as early as the second trimester, though one's ability to enjoy it is a sign of sufficiently good health that they will be born anyways.
What will the next question be?
Let's find out, shall we?
Is this a god question?
It would need a church and worshippers before it could claim that title.
What will life be like in 2500?
Nabokov's "Invitation to a Beheading."
Where did I go wrong?
I do believe that a more time-efficient question would be "where did I go right?", to which the answer would be "nowhere".
Am I a cool, intelligent, witty, smug bastard or what?
Possibly intelligent, nowhere near as witty as you think you are, and yes, quite smug. I will not comment on your parentage or "coolness".
What is your quest?