What happened to 1000get?!
To find the holy grail
Who gets along better, Japan and Korea, or England and France?
England and France, since there's no ocean separating them.
What's the best way to make any mundane subject into something controversial?
Liberal use of ad-hominem attacks, conservative use of facts to back up you're point.
Did you see what I did there?
Yes, you said "Liberal use of ad-hominem attacks, conservative use of facts to back up you are point."
Was my grammar correction subtle enough?
No. I only had to read it 3 times to notice it.
If 7up is 100% natural NOW, what was it BEFORE?
Tainted by high fructose corn syrup. Oh, wait.
Which Wikipedia page should I vandalize next?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squeak_Piggy_Squeak
Obsess much?
No, the shrine I built in your honour is something normal that everyone does.
Why don't the birds sing anymore?
Because you shot them all.
Why 2-ch is shutting down?
It's crumbling under the weight of news4vip
Damn, it even broke this thread.
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Is it a healthy idea to live off of freebasing ramen if I can't afford any better?
Not really, because of the damage it will do to your lungs. I suggest you stick to snorting the flavor packet.
If I keep my tritium glow-keychain in my front pocket, do I risk my potential offspring becoming hideous mutants?
No, you risk your potential offspring becoming powerful superheroes
who shame their nobody parents with there Bergeronesque excellence.
Will I win the lottery today?
Doubtful, since I bought the winning ticket
In retrospect, isn't it obvious that Tim Burton's Willy Wonka is the superior version?
I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it.
What seperates a good fetish from a bad one?
Wether it's mine, or wether it's yours.
Hiring a prostitute...especially if you're someone who's famous...how pathetic is that?
Only as pathetic as the sex.
Is Mystery Science Theatre 3000 any good?
Definitely.
What motivates someone like >>268 to ask such a stupid question?
his mother.
what do you get when you cross an operating room and a pentagram?
A nurse-proof maze.
What do you get when you cross an operating room and Pentagon?
A secret alien headquarters.
How do I cure melancholy?
Seek out Aliens, Time Travelers, Espers, Sliders, and play with them!
If Hillary just tossed her hat into the ring, what kind of hat was it?
A lesbohat!
What the fuck is a lesbohat?
>>274
A rainbow fedora, presuming Hillary is butch. Otherwise a pink bowler hat.
A Portmanteau word consisting of slang for a lesbian and an article of clothing.
Was this answer helpful?
No, it failed to tell whether Hillary is Butch.
Is Bill the Sundance Kid?
what what what
>>277
"Some answer", because if I don't next girl will answer anyways.
So what happened to dqn and The Elitist Superstructure?
will i ever find a girl who is not a complete idiot and will go out with me?
I don't see how that could ever occur, really. Just suck it up.
What is Squeeks' real name?
It is .. <static noise> ... e <more static noise + black and white film effect>
what happens if you ride in a nissan patrol for 12 hours?
You get your card stamped. Get 10 stamps and you 10% off price when you Nissan Skyline GT-R.
What the hell happened to my English?
>>283 It began deteriorating the second you were introduced to the internet.
Why doesn't my browser have a spelling/grammer checker?
Because then we wouldn't have an awesome acronym like TANSTAAFL.
Tom Jones, greatest artist or greatest artist?
Both
How do you pronounce HIMEOBS?
Princess Zero Bullshit
Sierra Hotel is sooper sikrit code for...?
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi104_for/flash_gikopoi.html
Why aren't there more DQNers there?
>>290
Because there are not DQNers here. All we have are some ELitists.
>>290 Because most of us are antisocial bastards who couldn't deal with real-time interaction.
That being the case, why don't more people join #4-ch on irc.zirc.org ?
>>292 because 4-ch is a hikikomori community !
Why hasn't anyone come out with any truly awesome music in over ten years?
Purely to spite your nostalgia-addicted backside.
What happens if a diamond falls into a black hole?
It hits rock bottom
How long will it take for me to get citizenship in japan?
IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES... oh, wait. Five years, I think.
I gave up some territory, but I was allowed to retain a few leads to try to close them this quarter. I'm beginning to realize that I had forecasted a bit optimistically. Anyway, what do you do to maintain your Positive Mental Attitude?
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Don't be sexist. You bastard.
How many girls post to DQN, anyway?
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Yes, that's exactly what I mean.
Can someone give me something to swat that bee or whatever the hell that is?
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(@ίί)c@You mean they won't copy-paste the same thing a thousand times? Who cares?
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I care. I care a LOT. More than you'll ever really know.
If I have to beat the fear of God into you, is it bad if I leave marks?
Not if the marks are shaped like the cross.
Who will take responsibility for this, this unbelievable failure?
What responsibilty? This is DQN, son, failure is part of our everyday nature.
Are you sure this is the board for you?
No, but I'm a poor boy without many options.
Have you ever had to just make do with what life handed you?
Yes, life handed me a penis but no vagina to play with.
Where can I get some prime vagina?
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Certainly not me.
Is there really such a thing as Scheppervescence?
A what?
Can you say that in English,please?
What you say!
May you saying that in the Engrish,please [ka].
No, I'm forbidden by court order.
A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome?
y/n
What kind of pineapples?
Ah why I dunno.
Are puns funny?
Always. No exceptions.
What would be the best methoWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?
GAH!!!!!!!
Is a punch in the stomach an appropriate response to "Gao"?
I HOPE YOU LEFT ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH.
Uho! Io otoko?
I'm so bishy, I'm considered an attractive nuisance.
If I see the Squeeks traveling on the road, should I kill him?
Splatter the bastard.
Can I use Squeeks as manure for my fields?
He'd enjoy it; his self-loathing is evident.
Did you view the source yet?
Nah, that sort of thing is for code-monkeys. I'm proud to not be a goddamned back-office code-monkey!
How many pointy-haired bosses does it take to screw up a project?
Just you, I think.
How come nobody can get "that guy" (you know who I'm talking about) fired?
Because he's actually working for the CIA.
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Daddy Cool, and he maintains a private area of VIP quality ;)
Why do I always forget to append a question at the end of my solution?
Because you do not deem 4-ch worthy to answer your esoteric questions.
How do I deal with life?
Hara-kiri
Or is it Seppuku?
Who cares as long it ends his pathetic life.
Do you have an equally pathetic life?
>>331
no, i became an hero years ago
is it true that if i fap more than 5 times in one hour i will cum blood?
No, the record for most orgasms in one hour is held by a 14 year old boy and is about 24.
Why is DQN so cool?
>>333
( ί ί) BECAUSE WE LIKE MITTENS SILLY
Why do i miss nadia the secret of blue water so much?
>>334 I have no idea, because you can always purchase the R1 DVDs.
Why don't college students swallow goldfish anymore?
>>335 The risk of choking on the goldfish. Not funny, man.
What happens if you get into one little fight with the guys who are up to no good?
>>336 Since they are no-good for nothings they run away screaming.
Gawd I'm tired, how do I stop posting and go to sleep?
Use windowcleaner to increase your speed.
How do I got rid of tripfags?
You don't. They persist long after anonymous has fled.
How do I get these damned tea stains out of my mug?
Mix chlorine with bleach. Works like a charm!
How come there isn't a 2-episode animu named Chlorine?
Because of the Coreans. They take the animator jobs.
Why does sleeping in a closed room with a fan kill people?
Because people sleepwalk, sleep ladder climb, and the sleep get head cut off.
If Jimmy crack corn and no one cares, why was a song written about it?
If Jimmy had smoked crack instead, it would've been banned by the RIAA.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
ZOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Considering that we're all Eternal Septemberists, do you regularly read rec.humor.oracle?
Not regularly, but I occasionally like to persue the digests. You owe the oracle 12 pieces of oak wood.
If I created a magazine all about internet subculture, an e-zine, and published it monthly, would you subscribe? What price would you pay?
Mostly my sanity and my attention span. Is there really such a thing as an 'internet subculture' when the internet casts as wide a net as it does? There's more of an Internet Culture which has budded a large number of subcultures, but I'd no more call, say, otokukin a part of Internet Culture as I'd call Goths a part of Society. As for paying, hey, the internet wants to be FREE!
Do you prefer cool or warm fluorescent tubes?
Warm, because they're so cool.
How do I get these, uh, stains out of my wedding gown? I really need it tomorrow!
There's no time! Cancel the wedding to stall for time, and stage an elaborate robbery so you can get a new one.
When I close my eyes, I see many things. Yet, when I open them, I see nothing. What am I?