What happened to 1000get?!
They'd blow themselves up making a massive explosion.
What would George W Bush do if he met a Klingon?
call him Kahless
Are klingon incisors sharp?
>>352 understands the only way to make a thread popular.
Leave?
No, I've still got a lot of sunlight to collect.
What would I find if I were to examine the crack in the cave wall?
Nothing. You have to blow it up to find something.
So what's behind the wall?
A new car!!!
What am I likely to be eaten by?
bears
is it creepy to love snacks for his gentle and playful spirit?
yes but coda is better
how do i keep people from gikopoi out of here?
Draw the chalk circle and chant the incantation, of course.
How do I get my cat to lose weight?
Stop feeding it so much. Get a clue,
Is a teddy bear holding a heart a good Valentine's gift?
Yes. Preferably still beating.
Whose heart should you use for it?
The bear's own heart.
Is this manly? Y/N
Only if you extracted the bear's heart with nothing but your bare hands.
How can I become more manly?
Linear Algebra.
0 / 0 = ?
Hey! I think it equals 1...no...ZERO!
OH SHI-?!?
No, because 0 / 0 = ? is clearly somebody wearing glasses.
Who is hiding behind the glasses?
A person who isn't bulletproof.
Can I stay home from work tomorrow?
if carl says its okay
carl is this okay?
RIP carl 1993-1993
Who will approve >>367's day off if carl is dead?
>>367 should simply call into work with a vision problem.
Can you see going to work?
I can't see myself going to work.
What is a hikikomori?
A very sweaty monkey.
Shouldn't half of this thread be in a FAQ section?
Yes.
But which FAQ section?
The "miscellaneous"section.
What should I name my lawful character, neutral character, and chaotic character in Shin Megami Tensei?
Moe, Larry and Curly, respectively.
Do you have any good idea for a tax write-off that the IRS won't find suspicious?
Yes, donate mittens to charity. The IRS won't dare suspect your kindhearted mittenism.
Why does my bellybutton feel so funny all of a sudden?
You're cosplaying as the Vis-tan variant that's been infecting /os/
What useful things can I do with my navel lint?
You can always use it as a poultice if you cut your finger.
How many boxes of Pocky can a sheep eat at a single sitting?
I wasn't aware sheep would eat Pocky. I think it's cardboard.
Now, how many boxes of Pocky can a weeaboo eat at a single sitting?
None, they'd all be busy paddling each other yelling Weeaboo! Weeaboo! Weeaboo!
Is Al Gore America's greatest president or America's greatest president ?
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Reboot?
Ignore.
Why am I getting my ass kicked in Oblivion so much?
Because you're not oblivious to the world around you.
Who is the smexy?
There is no such smexy.
Why is Dr. Phil such a douche?
He has more relevant knowledge now than you will ever have for the duration of your life.
What would you do if you found 10bux on the ground?
Hide it from Lowtax.
Is it true that the year 1993 will end on the 5000th day?
There's already strong evidence that it has not been 1993 for over a decade, though government scientists seek to minimize the impact of that revelation.
How have you spun information lately?
This is Sean Hannity from Fox News, and we only report the news in a fair and balanced fashion.
How long will it be until the liberal media conspiracy ends?
It will reign until a band of plucky young conservatives gather the three sacred pillars of republicanism and destroy the media tyrant from the lower hells, known to us as Al Gore.
Should I be making contracts with demons?
Only if you get everything in writing. An oral contract isn't worth the parchment it's printed on.
Do I have to sacrifice the cat?
Red colored Kool-Aid will suffice for most demons.
Just what are a TSUDZU and a DELTA?
They are the things that MOJIBAKE WARRIOR BUN uses to spread mojibake throughout the world.
δ三 ← DELTA
三三三つづ ← TSUDZU
Why does Wikichan break so much?
I believe it boils down to being a monetary issue.
What the fuck is mojibake?
Not quite.
Is つづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづつづ a mojibake?
I'm pretty sure it's just moji in its raw, uncooked form.
Where did the expressions "animu" and "hentae" originate?
A mockery of the wapanese language!
"Hentai" is an English word now, don't you agree?
test
acknowledged.
Pass or Fail?
( ´ω`) ....bastard.
(・∀・) You got 400GET, grandpa! Why are you cursing?
( ´ω`) but you are one your mother was a slut
why is the sky blue?
A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.
What does it mean if I can kiss my elbow?
That you dislocated your shoulder.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do people ask these questions of me?
(・∀・) Actually, I was talking to grandpa.
( ´ω`) WHY don't you go play in traffic?
(・∀・) This thread isn't the right thread
How much is your mass?
More than you can afford, bub.
What happens when a car, made of diamond, hits a wall which is also made of diamond, at 120 kilometers per hour?
It explodes in a HORRIBLE KABLOOEY! sha-bang!
Where can I learn to speak Wapanese?
your doing it right now
how do i get up in the morning?
get what up in the morning?
By lifting your head of off the pillow, pulling off the comforter, and stepping into your slippers.
Why is a soft-bristle toothbrush better than firm?
because I will it so
why do androids dream of electric sheep?
Mostly because Rossum's Universal Robots built their largest factory in New Zealand.
What's your favorite mutton recipe?
Muton Roshi... yes the man in dragonball
what flavour am I?
Cherry Girl!
Soshite otokotte rodeo wo
Umaku nori ko nasa nakya
Ikura abaretetemo
Atashitachi ga oshiete ageru
What's the deal with Saitama, anyway?
Higher than average number of wierd news stories come out of Saitama.
What the fuck is spoobnumby?
a fish?
What do I do with an English major?
Work at Taco Bell!
Why does Chinese food taste the same everywhere?
Because it's always made out of real Chinese people.
Should I take this little freelance gig or hold out for a potentially bigger one?
Take it. Ramen doesn't grow on trees, you know!
So, where are the world's principle ramen mines located?
Right next to the best spaghetti fisheries. Odd as it may sound, these two things have absolutely no correlation.
What was that sound? I swear I heard something.
Weather balloon. Nothing to hear here, folks. Move along.
Why hasn't the aliens came and brought me along for a spectral inter-racial intercourse on the fringes of the universe yet?
Because they have brains the size of a planet, and your skull would explode if they tried to communicate.
Should I write a tell-all biography about 4-ch?
Yes. It would be a great cure for insomniacs the world over.
Who was born in a house full of pain?
Mickey Mouse.
Should I perform a show-it-all biopsy of 4-ch?
Yes, for great justice.
Should we invade MysticWicks?
No, we must continue to single thread invade Dissolute Production's Eragon thread in the TV & Film forum.
Why are ugly women like Rosie O'donnell allowed to be on TV?
Because after years of big-breasted blondes you need something "different" to fap to.
How did IT'S TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND and IT'S OVER 9000 get mixed together?
They're both variations on the ancient Monty Python archetype, where you start a sentence with "IT'S".
Is it indeed a man's life in the British Dental Association?
I prefer the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium.
Does Watson communicate in the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular?
I hope so, because it doesn't speak Apple. The Mac version of Watson is no longer fully supported as of October 5, 2004. Please stay tuned for more news about future releases of Watson from its licensee, Sun Microsystems.
Why vi?
Why not?
Why not?
No support for MS-Word documents
Isn't it time we stopped the invasion of Dissolute Production's Eragon thread?
It IS time to stop the invasion. Therefore, I am offering this bill for consideration to cut off funding for the invasion force, forcing DQN-kun to bring our boys back home immediately, consequently ending this unfortunate display of adventurism.
Does drinking Rockstar play havoc with my kidneys?
I think it depends how much you drink
Why is it 1993?
The idiots haven't left the internet yet.
What the fuck is wrong with >>439?
I don't know...But Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie. Yeah, Candy Mountain!
What happens when you get to Candy Mountain?
Your teeth defect to Dentiststan.
How come my cock no longer caws?
Because it has no affect.
What is the difference between a state and a commonwealth?
gudrr states is like those thingys that like people live in right and common wealth is when most people is rich then common wealth is for the rich common peoples and stats where they lives at.
can youse please hit me on the head again so my smarts canabee what they was 'for now?
Sure.
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Who put the "bomp" in the bomp-du-bomp-du-bomp?
Bompe duBompe of Chantilly Lace, as detailed by the Great and Wise Usenet Oracle.
So, did you upgrade to Vista yet?
If by upgrade you mean buy a boxed copy of Vista Ultimate, shit all over it then posted pics on the Internet, then yes, I did upgrade.
Where do you want to go today?
I wanna go home, mommy.
Are we there yet?
If you ask one more time, I'm going to turn this car around and we're all going straight home.
Can I have another cookie?
If you ask one more time, i'm going to turn this cookie around and shove it in your mouth.
What does DQN stands for?