What happened to 1000get?!
It actually means "dokyun," the Japanese word for "stupid."
Anta baka?
It stands for "Dee Que Enn"
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Yes, your use of phonetics really stimulated my brain activity, allowing me to easily recall information.
That demonstration of "Hook on Phonics" worked for me. Did it work for you?
Not as much as Easy Spanish. "Step on a chair, see a loose light."
Silla = chair, luz = light. Cool, eh?
Why do people mock my shuffle for its lack of display?
because there is not enough fanservice in it
Why would a cake declare its own deliciousness on DQN?
DQN provides the most appropriate forum to stare down the world and say "Eat me!"
Have you sat on it and rotated?
No, but I did carry out and be w
How come it seems like I'm the only guy fighting against sexual fetishism these days?
Because, in a time, where sexual fetishism runs free, ONE MAN...has the courage to fight against it.
How can I tell which copypasta is Elitist quality from the 4chan quality stuff?
Press near the stem firmly, with your thumb. If it gives in, it is Elitist quality, if it is stiff, it is 4chan quality.
How much longer do I have?
Two weeks.
What is that game?
Battletoads.
Where did I put my keys?
In the lock, duh.
What did you do for the Elitist Superstructure today?
I drowned a baby.
Shit, is that my kid? I think i'm in trouble...
Correct his grammar.
The question is, is the past participle of drown 'drowned' or 'druwn'?
Drowned. Definitely Drowned.
How do you pronounce 'vlog', as in video blog? Can you upload a wave file of yourself saying it somewhere?
No. But it's pronounced like Vlad the Impaler.
Who the hell has a video blog anyhow? Does Vlad the Impaler have one?
Only the foolish and those who lack QUALITY have video "blogs" Vlad the Impaler does not possess a videoblog, but he is an avid user of LiveJournal and a noted writer of gothic poetry.
How can I become a mojibake warrior?
By singing this song while typing pseudo-shift-JIS gibberish:
"I've fallen in love with Vlad the Impaler
And Hitler and Nixon and Ahab the Whaler."
How do I shot web?
By going back to 4chan.
Who am I?
Squeeks.
Who is Squeeks?
Not applicable.
How do I use this... this "head on"?
pucker your lips and blow
Play it again, sam?
hell no!!
What is "American Intelligence"?
A contradiction in terms.
How come it seems like every animu released since 2004 seems to have at least one character with a prominent snaggle tooth?
It makes Tsuruya cuter. nyoro~n.
What can I do with this tiny paper umbrella now that I've removed it from this rum powered concoction?
Swallow it and then make out with your girlfriend while she writhes on you so that the pointed end of the toothpick can puncture through your intestines into other vital organs as it moves through your digestive tract. I love House, M.D. so much.
Will it ever be lupus?
It'll never be lupus
Will House ever realise his show is not as good as Scrubs?
No, his twin (Dr Cox) will kill him in the face before he gets the chance.
Can I do it?
No, but you can fake it.
Can anyone recommend a good RPG?
There are no good RPGs
The president was just kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?
Yes. He treated me to hamburgers.
How do they make those hamburgers anyway?
By grinding beef, adding egg, some breadcrumbs and seasoning, then cooking on a grill. Serve on a bun with appropriate garnish and condiments.
How the hell do you justify $3.50 for a box of Girl Scout Cookies?!
They're made out of real girl scouts.
Is it can it be hugz tiem pleez?
No, no hugs for those who misquote age-old memetry. Seriously, dude.
What's, like, the most tubular of like all the memes around here and like stuff?
I don't understand your question. Next please!
Doesn't Scrubs suck more than House does?
Scrubs is even stupider than Everybody Loves Raymond, which of course, was completely stupid. So yes, it sucks much more.
Why won't anyone accept Monopoly money when I offer it as payment?
You gotta use it in Canada.
Why is this guy so late in turning around our contract?
He's got no hands, and thus cannot effectively manipulate the paper the contract is printed on.
How do I gained access to private area of VIP quality?
YOU GOTTA BE VIP
How do I get out of here?
Take a left at the Grandpa thread, then a right at the second Oppai thread.
Or was it the other way around?
No, you got it right, but you forgot to mention how >489 has to avoid the squeeks thread at all costs.
How do gay people make babies?
Gay magic.
What should I have for lunch?
Gay magic.
What should I wash my dinner down with?
Gay magic.
What do you call the type of illusionary discipline wherein unexpected and surprising items can be produced from the anus of a man by another man using his no-no?
Gay magic!
What killed Freddy Mercury?
Gay magic.
Wait...what?
Gay magic.
How do I becomes the lesbian, it is?
Magicu no gayu
What school of magic would be most useful for me to learn?
Strawberries.
Now what?
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
How do I ruined thread?
You got 500.
Do you notice your blinking rate now that you have read my question?
Not really. I use w3m and the terminal cursor doesn't blink.
Does anybody fusianasan in 4-ch?
No, but I've got some nasal fusion here instead.
Will that be OK?
Dude, if you can make your nostrils dance, more power to you.
fusianasan isn't a good idea, is it?
Whatever are you talking about?
Is my computer broadcasting an IP address?
(=o=) Your computer is broadcasting your IP address. Download this program to protect yourself from hackers. http://www.opera.com
How did the hackers manage to broadcast my IP address?
Gay magic.
What the fuck is wrong with hackers?
Gay magic.
What's straight magic?
Some sort of christian magic, I'd assume.
I created a monster with the "gay magic" thing, didn't I?
Gay magic.
Gay magic?
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Gay magic.
Is there a bi magic?
BI THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
Should He-man be called Het-man?
No, but perhaps you can attach that name to Skeletor.
Is it worth buying that snowblower this late in the season?
I wouldn't know, I live in SoCal.
Is Taco Bell trully the paragon of mexican cultural achievement?
I suppose in the way that P.F.Chang's would be the paragon of Chinese cultural achievement.
Why does P.F.Chang's cost so much anyway?
Gay Magic.
Is this a copout?
Gay magic.
I'm too scared to answer questions properly =(. What should I do?
Homosexual Witchcraft.
What's for lunch?
Chinese food, which travels in underground pipelines throughout the world, and that is why it tastes the same everywhere.
I want some Chinese food. (Yes, I know that's not a question. Just answer it already.)
Gay magic.
Did you like my answer?
Gay magic.
Gay magic desu ka?
Iie. Haado geii majiko desu ne.
Is the Internet really a series of tubes?
YES, and it is NOT a truck that you just dump everything in it.
What happens if i put a horadric staff in a horadric Cube?
Gay magic.
Does anyone care that I'm really the person who created "Gay magic", and not >>509?
It transmute to gay magic.
Fallopian tubes or just tubular tubes?
Tubes of the gay variety.
Why are niggers black?
Gay nigger magic.
Why hasn't >>525 realized that I was the one who replied again with "gay magic", even though he might have first used the original phrase?
I don't know, but it clicked with me as well.
How can I become a drag queen?
Dress up like a woman.
How do I not ansewer what you expect?
You didn't resort to using that phrase.
Is it true that the coming of 1994 will be heralded by signs and great omens?
Yes, plenty of gay magic.
You sick of this homosexual warlock agenda yet?
You can't get sick of gay magic. That's impossible.
Would you like some more?
Gay magic? Sure!
Has this thread just become the mystical bumsex thread?
It's moar liek the Arcade Bumstead thread.
Amirite?
No. You are not.
Why do some evil corporate bastards use artificial vanilla instead of the real thing?
Artificial vanilla instead of gay magic? Yes, those bastards!
Why is my laptop no longer working?
It was running on gay magic.
What else could it be?
A poofter warlock might've put a hex on it.
Get it? Laptop? Computer? "hex"?
I don't get it so I'll pull out my trump card: gay magic!
Did you get any chocolate?
No, I'm all out of gay mana to cast a chocolate gay magic spell.
Is it a good idea to post on DQN all day instead of search for love on this Valentine's Day?
Your search for love would be completely fruitless, so no, nothing is wasted.
Do we truly have nothing left to aspire to? Are we really just shells of human beings waiting one day at a time for oblivion to come?
Sometimes, the truth hurts, dear...
Does the truth hurt?
Only when the truth is gay magic.
Should I ask this one girl to be my Valentine? I'm pretty sure she'd say yes, but she lives 1500 miles away.
Only if you have some magical way of having sex with her 1500 miles away.
What's with this "gay magic" shit?
DQN needs a Christian enema.
Do you 'yahoo'?
No, not since Brokeback Mountain.
How sad is this, dicking around on DQN on valentine's day when I could be spending money on officially romantic crap on a corporate-designed faux holiday?
Really sad, almost as sad as the anti-corporate rationalisation you give for being a hikki.
Is 'hikki' an appropriate short form of 'hikkomori'?
I'm not anwsering your stupid question because you need to leave here.
Will you be my valentine?