What happened to 1000get?!
Not after that.
Will you be my valentine?
Oh you cad, your gay magic has charmed me (^ 3^) Mwa!
Where shall we go for our first date?
Pow! Zip! Right to the moon!
The sitcom form hasn't evolved much over the years, has it?
An argument could be made that content follows the Zeitgeist in such a way that the immutability of some of the conventions works as a metaphor for that of human nature.
Is there a secret I'm just not getting to efficiently picking your nose with your pinky finger?
Not really. The pinky is not flexible enough for precision nasal excavations. Experts recommend that the pinky be relegated to either the swinging of weeaboo-enabled sword replicas or the casting of cup-related gay magic.
So how was your valentine's day?
It had too much gay magic.
How was yours?
It didn't have enough gay magic.
How was your Valentine's Day, >>557?
I had a lot of fun looking at lolicon all day. It truly was a day of love.
Will Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura ever love me as much as I love her?
No fucking way.
Am I cute?
No fucking way.
Yes fucking away?
I mean, I guess.
Has anyone bought lots of cheap chocolate today?
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That's not actually a question. So it can't be answered. So this isn't an answer.
How come MODD doesn't strike these flooders down with harsh vengeance?
Because this is DQN, and he would have to use gay magic.
Why is my cat going bald on her belly and ass?
You shave your pussy.
Should I create a wiki article on "Gay Magic" for giggles?
No
Should loli be legalized?
Yes, but screenshot it before it dies.
How long will the article last?
Until October.
What is the password?
Your Mom
What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?
54 in base 13.
What is the ultimate question?
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer a question with another question, it is against my programming.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
"What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?"
So the answer is 41? Am I stupid or something?
No, your math skills are rusty.
What should we do about !-san?
!
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I'm on your board spamming it up the way yu spammed up mine. Not as much fun when it's YOU on the recieving end, is it?
I don't know, responding to a single thread invasion with a one-man invasion is sort of tasteful.
How should I decorate my immaturity mansion?
With glorious spam.
I think that the immaturity mansion is the place to be. What should I do to convince the other elitists to follow me there?
I dunno. Maybe we should change our name to "The Immaturity Mansion of DQN"
Is that a ridiculous idea or what?
I don't know, it's been done before.
But how would the Elitist Superstructure react?
Unknowable, since the reaction would be indistinguishable from random occurrance.
How come DQN is the slowest board on 4-ch?
Not many are willing to brave the path to the Immaturity Mansion.
How far must I travel until I reach its very doors?
The Immaturity Mansion is as far away as the farthest arcade, yet as close as your Xbox controller.
Am I qualified to enter?
It depends on the order of you social structure.
Is your social structure superstructure quality, or merely substructure quality?
They disbanded over a disagreement about what sort of pizza to order.
Is Phoenix Wright the best game for the DS?
No. Both Castlevania are.
How could anybody disagree with this?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHEN You've discoverd the unending joy of Phoenix Wright, everything else seems inferior.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are you doing it wrong?
Because doing it right isn't rewarding.
How will we cheer Squeeks up, now that he's feeling all emo?
Tokugawa.
What do you think about the number 2993?
its kinda gay.
how can I refrain from using 4chan memes in questions and answers that is the epicness of dqn?
It's a long way to Tipperary, it's a long way to go.
How long is long?
Why did we suddenly switch to asking the question before giving the answer?
Gay magic.
That's pretty homosexual.
Shouldn't we resume?
Yes.
How old is Grandpa?
( ´ω`) How old am I?
Z.
Canb anyone recommend some really hard RPGs?
Fallout 2
Capital of punishment?
Washington D.C.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
14.
What does "chotto" mean?
It's a verb predicate preparing to point to a person/place/thing/direction that someone/something is "chotting".
Where do you chot to?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6fpgp6CJo Daddy Cool!
Should this go out on the next DQN soundtrack?
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When will Duke Nukem Forever come out?
Divide infinity by 0.00 for your answer.
Wait, there was a first DQN Soundtrack?
It will go platinum if we unite our wills and hearts as one.
Is this game DQN quality? http://youtube.com/watch?v=4eWGeO_IYHo
Hey! No linking to the extranet, you silly fool!
When will the remix album be released?
Did I post in the right topic?
No.
Should we change the name of the DQN board? Perhaps back to the Forbidden Garden of DQN?
I think it should be the Gay Magic of DQN instead.
What the fuck was that, Elwood?
A very bizarre meme.
What about The Immaturity Mansion of DQN?
The immaturity mansion isnt that popular, sadly.
Why did I do it for the lols?
Because you thought that lols were worth it. (They weren't. Silly harman.)
What do I have to do to get some bra!nz in here?
Theres nothing you can do, there are NO BRAINS HERE, ITS DQN, DURRRRRRRR
How many posters are there here, really?
Eight. Don't tell anyone.
Why do I spend so much time on DQN, that it actually cuts into my sleep and makes me almost late for work?
Gay magic compels you.
Hasn't the Elitist Superstructure gag got a bit old by now?
It isn't a gag, it's a way of life.
How do I get to the Forbidden Garden from the Immaturity Mansion?
You can't, it's forbidden.
Hasn't the grandpa gag got a bit old by now?
Well he is grandpa after all.
Hasn't grandpa's ball gag got a little old by now?
Yes, this is Battletoads.
So, does Rei like GAY MAGIC too?
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GAY MAGIC!
Does this answer your question?
no, but the powers of nonheterosexual wizardry helped me solve it.
why are there so many granpa threads now? Is it the work of darkpa?
No...if I had to hazard a guess, I'd suspect there was some sort of man-sex conjuring.
Where do people find all of those saitama articles from?
Through the power of queer sorcery.
Ah shit, I've gone and ruined it now, haven't I?
Why, Love. The love of a Waitress for her customers. The love of patrons for their cute server. And of course, the love of TIPS.
How long has the Rei been a spy for the Terrorism Information and Prevention System?
It's better not to ask that kind of questions. You never know who's listening!
Shouldn't this thread be called "ITT we consult the poster below us"?
No, because if it was, it would be lost in all of the other 'structured post' threads. This one still maintains its independence.
I think I have the flu. What's the best cough remedy that you know of?
Have a rest, also skip a week of school/work
What is it that makes DQN so DQN?
DQN is when you get a thread like this to be the fifth Google result for "gay magic".
How else would you describe DQN?
"In this board we get 1000 by..."
Google seems to like 4-ch. What other phrases should we try and googlebomb?
"GAY MAGIC."
What do we get to by ITT, again?
That would be 1000, my good sir.
Unless >>1000-san is still kidnapped! Is he?
Probably on Tuesday, when he sobers up.
So.. what project do you want to work on next?
I'll be happy to escape with my life, even if it is without honour.
What projects are there available for a guy who doesn't have his left pinky anymore?
Obviously nothing where tea is served, you barbarian.
Are you ready for re-education in the countryside?
of course. I want to learn from the nature.
田 does this look like the windows logo to you?
Whats a windows logo?
Why do I keep coming back here?
Because your off-line life is pointless, dull and demeaning. DQN is the only friends you have, all five of us.
What would happen if gay magic were to, say, suddenly run out, cease to exist, that sort of thing?
People would stop thinking it's funny and find a new catchphrase to beat into the ground.
Why are the Global Warming maniacs so damn worried about a worst-case 6 degree C increase in temperature over the next 100 or so years?