What happened to 1000get?!
Because that's fucking scary
Shouldn't I be panicking now?
You may very well panic and run around in circles, because your grand grand grandchildren are going to live in one shitty world.
How do you do a 360 turn in a car?
Take off your seatbelt. Squat on your chair, and keep turning right until you face the steering wheel again.
Why is >>649 so damn ignorant? Of global warming that is.
You don't.
Could I be any more unhelpful than that?
No clue.
is this thread doomed now?
Ignoring >>657's response, your monitor is actually made up of grids of Pixel fairies. These kind, lovable enchanted creatures glow brighter when they're happy, and cooperate to make your display crisp and visible... but sometimes, a pixel fairy dies... and since pixel fairies are stationary, they cannot bury their deceased friends. A dead pixel is a dead fairy.
Do you accept the veracity of this explanation?
Sounds reasonable.
What are your thoughts on cheese?
Sounds reasonable.
What are your thoughts on cheese?
I like cheese.
Why do you keep repeating yourself?
With enough gay magic, everything is fabulously delicious.
How much is too much gay magic?
Nervous tics.
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
I believe this thread is the work of a single, sad person.
Didn't you get the memo? There's at least four of us here!
What's with this latest memo then? Its sender address reads "Immaturity Mansion"! That can't be right!
It's not right.
Didn't you get the memo?
Too many to read.
Who is going to get the job done if everybody is busy reading memos?
Good question. Maybe somebody will know if we send a memo out.
Who wants to get started on memo passing?
Bureaucracy is for loozers.
Deodorant or perfume?
The AXE effect.
Who will win world war three?
The AXE effect.
Who will win world war three?
The AXE effect.
Who will win world war three?
Gay magic.
Who will lose world war three?
The AXE effect.
Who will win world war three?
@ _ @Ώ
(@ίΝί)c@Individualism! Individualism!
@Όc
disregard that, I suck cocks
Who will win world war three?
@ _ @Ώ
(@ίΝί)c@Individualism! Individualism!
@Όc
The AXIS effect.
Do you, for one, welcome your new snazzily clad fascist overlords?
I love GAY HITLER! He has so much gay magic!
How can I become Japanese for real?
its ok im on my 4rth year and next year ill apply for citizenship.
who is from the hansai region
No one. The hansai region does not support human life.
Why are all these 4chan faggots suddenly here?
Because someone decided to spam VIP?
Is DQN funnier than VIP?
Depends if you mean funny-haha or funny-peculiar.
What have you got that don't got spam in it?
@ ©__©
@i@ί mίj I'm not into the whole spam thing.
@i@@@j
Isn't it more likely that the 4chan VIPpers faked their own invasion just to stir up trouble?
Well in theory. I wish they'd fake their own deaths however, only without the faking and with real, actual death.
So how come they don't simply out-bump the VIP spam themselves, rather than coming over to fag up our precious DQN?
I hate to burst your bubble, but there is nothing precious about DQN, unless you are using 'precious' in the derogatory sense.
When squeeks leaves, we'll be down to only four members. Can I count on you three to pick up the slack?
Because they are VIP quality, enough said.
The real question is how do we protect the public image of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN when there are enemy agents on the loose impersonating us, and causing havoc? Damage Control Agents have been unable to stop them!
Seems that Damage Control was a little too enthusiastic. Everyone fears to bump this thread!
Seriously you guys, is the three of you all we have? The best of the best? This doesn't look good for the future of the future, you know.
Actually, there are five of us left. And you know, five is more than enough for a powerful team. Also, we can gather together and summon the Terrakian from within, and she will fly in on her very ugly bird and save DQN.
Did you steal my Lochnar, you bitch?
... You die, she dies, everybody dies.
I'm drinking Rockstar JUICED. It tastes okay, but is it really worth $2.50?
Only if it's $2.50 Canadian.
What exactly is wa shock?
It's the effect of surprising a moë anime character.
Why do you ask?
Well, I have a secret crush on the girl next door, because she wears glasses and hair ribbons...
But that's not important right now. What can I do with my collection of floppies now that the a: drives is obsolete?
Drink coasters.
If I never answer my cell phone, what's the point of having one?
You need something to hang your cute mascot.
Can you really feel masculine while eating Men's Pocky?
Yes. Men's Pocky is made for REAL MEN.
Is it possible to feel masculine while eating Women's Pocky?
There is nothing so un-butch as eating Pocky. You may as well just lop off the boys and join the megabyzi.
Now that I have a house with a fireplace, where can I hire a Vestal Virgin?
over there.
Why can't I think of anything witty or clever right now?
Because you failed to 700GET.
(`DL) WHAT the hell is the matter with you?
It was probably the after-lunch sugar crash, or perhaps the enormity of dealing with a failed 700GET.
Will houndstooth make a comeback this decade?
I suspect that Glenn Plaid has a better chance. Or seersucker.
Have you gone shopping yet for spring clothing?
Time to PARTY!
Dude, you got any ice?
Sure. Right here in my pants.
Where can I purchase a ten-foot tall crimefighting robot?
Why don;t you come on down to "Ten-foot Tall Crime-Fighting Robots R Us!"
What sort of price range are you looking at?
The kind where the prices don't run too fast, so I can take my sweet time aiming.
Should I make my home on the range, or just adjacent or sort of close to it?
Country roads, take you home, to the place you belong, West Virginia, mountain range, take you home, country roads.
What's West Ginny like?
It has lots of curvy, hilly, winding roads with really high speed limits. Ask the locals why the speed limits are so high, and they'll tell you they'd never get anywhere otherwise.
What's Kentucky like?
Lots of pumpkins. If you know what I mean. (And I think you do.)
What's Idaho like?
Bestest battleship evar!
Is my teenspeak convincing?
No.
Does W.T. snacks still come here?
no.
why doesn't anyone like me?
Because your not into the whole ϊ{κ thing.
What is Tanassin?
I have no idea.
Don't people realise it's spelt 'tanasinn'?
Because they think instead of feeling.
Why can't I ever come up with anything clever or funny?
I could come up with a witty response to that, but I'm too busy being clever and funny.
Why can't I get girls to suck on my penor?
because you dont know how to read.
why is water wet?
Wet is what we describe our skin contact with water. Water is wet, because we called it wet, it might as well be called dry.
What happens if don't think.
Then you feel, and become tansζζ
Why do weeaboos post anti-Korean racist material here that doesn't even make sense in terms of American stereotypes? Nida, indeed.
Because it's funny, nigga.
Why do people keep on using the word "weeaboo" long after it stopped to be funny?
Because it has replaced the word that it originated from and entered everyday usage.
Why to VIPPERS think it's funny to use the word "nigga"?
In their minds, racism can be kawaii! (That's japanese for pink)
My office is freezing. Should I go with a ceramic or a quartz heater?
Go with an atomic heater. That'll keep your cockles warm and toasty.
What should I dissolve in some other what to get to the final solution?
Hot Milk and Cocoa Powder.
In what food group would I find the Marshmallow Peep?
Probably in the food group of non-edible substances.
Who's your favorite character from Ichigo Marshimaro?
It definitely has to be the ferret, as seen on http://www.secchan.net/niche/src/1137461346390.jpg
So, do you eat the chocolate bunny's ears first?
Of course, it makes them look funny.
Can one use a chocolate dildo as a masturbatory aid?
if it is a dildo then obviously yes by definition.
should i forfeit?
yes.
forfeit what?
My right to forfeit.
What else can I do?
<4chan> become an hero</4chan>
>>734 Thanks for that.
Why can't we lobby the W3C to officially support the <aa> HTML tags?
I don't see why we cant.
What can I/we do to help lobby the W3C for said <aa> tags?
Write up a specification using their godforsaken yet workable spec-ese, submit it for review and otherwise throw away... I mean dedicate three years of your life to a feature programmers will implement in all of twelve minutes and test in three.
Did that sound at all cynical?
yes, it does actually.
where should one go to learn how to do such things?
Slightly.
Have you been personally scorned by the W3C?
No!
And who do I write to complain about that?
The Bureau of Letters of Complaint.
I wonder what happened to them, anyway; do they still exist?
I wonder as well.
What would you do if you won $370 million, I wonder?
Buy anime.
Which anime should I buy first?
Bobobobo Bobobo.
Why?
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is a comedy that uses puns, non sequiturs, double-talk, breaking of the fourth wall, non-sexualized cross-dressing, visual gags, and satirical and pop-culture references, which make its humor very specific to Japanese audiences (much in the same way The Simpsons is often not as accessible to non-native English-speaking audiences).
What is Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
The name of a retarded monkey.
What's your favorite color?
Blue
What happens when you die?
Your family disposes of your body in the way you had specified. Friends, relatives and neighbors come over and eat food and talk about you, preferably in a nice way. Perhaps someday, one of your relatives will name a baby after you.
How do you make an elephant float?
