<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
Japanese are flooding the market with their own imitation kimchi! We need to stop them!
How do I cure the hiccups? (Or hiccough, if you spell it that way) Seriously, guys. You made me laugh too hard with all shit here tonight.
Curing the hiccups can be easily done with digital rectal stimulation. Please be remembering this should be done by a qualified health care provider, not a prostitute.
If I leave here tomorrooow, Would you still remember meee?
Yes, ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ shall be remembered eternally, thus it never leaves.
Does that mean i will remember you as myself ?
Some people co-opt other's experiences into their personal narrative. Perhaps you are a budding author!
Have you written any poetry lately?
My life is an endless pit of darkness / gloom devours my restless yet phlegmatic soul / will anyone give me a hug?
No, seriously. I need a hug. Please?
Not until you've washed the emo off.
Is it O.K to report drug dealers to the authorities?
No, but it's ok to want extra sauce.
Is it right to fear drug dealers?
Nope, you make good friends with them!
Do drugs make you cool?
Well yes, in a way, shortly before you finally go cold. Or room-temperature, as it may be.
Do cool people make drugs?
No. Most of them are chemistry geeks.
Have you stopped beating your wife?
No, I'm far too busy being on drugs to stop.
How do I obtain apoligy juice?
You must squeeze the apolojuice fruit, mix with water, and annihalte Hiroshima.
If I plant Cheerios in the soil, will it grow into a donut tree?
No, the most you can get are oats.
are there any foods that smell worse than kimchi?
There's natto, and probably several examples of fine British cuisine.
Is OMG Global Warming caused primarily by variations in solar activity?
It is caused primarily by Al Gore's farts.
Where did we all begin and where will we go?
we began in the future and will go to the past.
do you think emma watson has a kind heart like hermione?
The restraining order she had her lawyer filed against me speaks otherwise.
If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced?
A furiously sleeping colorless green.
Should I bother going to work today?
No. Work will come to you. I have foreseen it.
Do you want to pick cherries in my garden?
I would rather pop cherries in a young women's garden.
How much more ridiculous can these questions possibly become?
Oh, they haven't even begun to scratch the bedrock yet.
If you were a tree, what kind of dog would piss on you?
A quadraplegic dog.
How do I respond to a structured reply thread?
like this.
what does insertion feel like?
text.
how do i got banned from 4ch?
by posting CP in the form of ascII art
how do i steal bikes?
Dynamite the lock.
When did America become a nation of frightened wimps?
When Jews did WTC
When will World2ch come back?
A few days after the end of time.
Has 4-ch really gotten worse in the few days squeeks has been gone?
Yes, but Squeeks is only a metaphorical construct and acts as a placebo to encourage VIP quality posting.
Why does everything taste like chicken?
Because God tastes like chicken, and made all other animals taste in his image. Pork is not of this universe.
Why can't I get coffee Pepsi around here?
Too much caffeine for one hand.
Why does my coffee taste metallic?
The T-1000 has disguised himself as your coffee. Drinking some molten steel will aid in digestion.
Why do women who dress with exposed cleavage get upset when men notice their exposed cleavage?
They are actually getting upset that you're ashamed of peeping. The real solution is to notice and then compliment.
Help me DQN, I've got a job interview tomorrow and need to make this black eye go away. How?
Just to get someone to punch you in the other eye to even it out, they won't even notice.
What is the best revenge?
Toothbrush up the arse.
Also, I didn't forget to post a question. My question is about the nature of a question, and imploded on itself.
So did my answer.
Why are Ipods so popular?
They're "cute" and user-friendly.
Where are the emergency mittens?
At the top of the page.
Why aren't "na no" and "kashira" as popular as "desu"?
Critical lack of Gay Magic
For the love of Christ, how do I ge
Wow. And you didn't even mention Candlejack.
Now isn't tha
Yeah, that's pretty dumb, seeing that "how do I ge" is an older and far more superior meme than fucking Candlejack.
So who here is going to tk mi 2 da | ? Lol.
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What's the deal with 4channers?
Extra chromosome.
Why is vodka the only alcoholic beverage that makes me puke?
All other kinds of booze don't have the skills to make a proper puke. In fact they're so embarrassed that they won't even try.
Did I just break the shitty-o-meter?
Please allow me to take a look...
Congratulations, you have broken the record by 1.5
Ok, say we have a box, and we force someone into this box and throw the box off the building.
did we throw the box, or the person?
You threw both. At least that's what I would say if I was on a jury.
How does it carry out?
It is not to be certain, but involving many w's.
How does it borrow?
Borrowing is forbidden under DQN law.
What is love?
A manifestation of our innate desire to reproduce.
Why is weed still illegal?
Move to Amsterdam, ha ha.
If you go on a date with someone from Holland, do you have to "go Dutch"?
Yeah. Going "German", however, is generally only acceptable if you ask your date first.
So is that why Germany doesn't import a lot of beluga?
Yes.
The Netherlands is a fucking terrible country and they tolerate every goddamned freak here. Why is that?
Because the country isn't run by fundamentalist christians and 14-year-old boys who can't accept people that are different from them.
Why am I still awake?
Because you don't want tomorrow to come.
What's so bad about tomorrow?
Tomorrow is Monday. I have to go back to work.
How can the real otaku get to Akiba?
I hear listening to The Vapors helps.
We might even go so far as to take another instance, that of Mr. Tilden's bequest of five millions of dollars for a free library in the city of New York, but in referring to this one cannot help saying involuntarily, How much better if Mr. Tilden had devoted the last years of his own life to the proper administration of this immense sum; in which case neither legal contest nor any other cause of delay could have interfered with his aims. But let us assume that Mr. Tilden's millions finally become the means of giving to this city a noble public library, where the treasures of the world contained in books will be open to all forever, without money and without price. Considering the good of that part of the race which congregates in and around Manhattan Island, would its permanent benefit have been better promoted had these millions been allowed to circulate in small sums through the hands of the masses?
I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listen-- I mean, uh... No, that would be bad, for reason that are... such and such.
If Deities were ice cream, which one would be Vanilla?
Buddha, but he has plenty of toppings available to add flavor.
Is there some special property to these question threads that makes them so popular?
You don't have to come up with anything post until you're at the bottom of the thread anyway. It's a procrastinators dream.
WHY GOD WHY?!
BECAUSE, MAN, BECAUSE!
Candy, for breakfast?
Never. Everyone knows it's Hamburgers for Breakfast.
Why isn't White Castle more successful?
Because as it turns out, white isn't the new black after all.
How come there's apparently no such thing as a reasonable economist?
Because there are RULES. There are LAWS. Things work just So.
How did Harvey Dent become Two-Face?