ITT we solve the question above us [Part 3] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:28

<RMΝL>@Why does kimchi taste so good nida?

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 07:40

>>599
No, stop asking.
>>600
Because you have to obsessively refresh /dqn/ to see if anyone has replied to your insult/praise/question.

What would the world be like if humans had evolved without pinky fingers?

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 11:57

Our ancestors would have fallen out of trees a lot more thanks to reduced grip, so the major world religions would probably denounce gravity as being the work of evil.

Why are manga so ridiculously cheap in Japan?

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 12:06

Because luxuries are expensive.

How do I get these CRANBERRY JUICE STAINS out of my AFGHAN RUG?

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 12:10

Bleed on them, then wash the blood out with cold water. (Disclaimer: No idea if it works, it has worked on other carpet stains for me though)

When will be the next Death of 4chan?

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 13:00

There are already numerous cancers that are killing /b/, so I guess it's not much longer.

Iiichan, best imageboard collection or bestest image board collection?

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 15:33

Wakachan is Superior.

Why can't I edit the entry about us on Dramatica?

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 15:56

Because you suck, and they hate you also.

Why are the mittens red and not purple?

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 15:58

Because purple is a highly unnatural colour, and red symbolises love.

When will someone upload Sam Harris's The End Of Faith to Bookchan?

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 22:34

When the copyright expires.

What color does a smurf turn when it has no oxygen?

610 Name: : 1993-09-5034 01:49

Magenta.

Why?

611 Name: : 1993-09-5034 10:28

Because that is the color of dead smurf tissue.



If the oxygen in our air is O2, what's the formula for active oxygen? Is it ozone? Is it an oxygen singlet?

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 10:34

No idea.

What the hell is active oxygen?

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 13:19

It's oxygen that doesn't just sit on its ass in front of a computer all day, eating crap while its ass expands. It gets OUT and accomplishes something, young man!

What's a good mental exercise to generate a sense of ambition?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 16:39

Repeating "you can do anything as long as you put your mind to it" 1000 times, despite the fact that it is a busted myth.

Will people quit dividing by zero, only to attempt to calculate the square root of negative numbers?

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 00:24

i

Is Squeeks still in London?

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 00:28

No, he moves around daily to escape the agents of the Elitist Superstructure's affiliates. His current location is an otherwise uninhabited island somewhere between Okinawa and Hawaii.

Why are there so few good adventure games out lately? The only recent ones I've liked were Runaway 2 and Sam'n'Max.

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:38

Because great plots end up being bought by vaporware corporations.

Will wire frame graphics ever be cool again?

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 03:19

Of course, once retro-gaming reaches that point, so give it another ten years or so.

I need to contrast libertarianism vs utilitarianism, focussing on justice and economic distribution. How on earth am I gonna write 4500 words about that???

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 04:51

First, come up with a blinding, opinionated generalization about the subject, turn it into something that remotely resembles a thesis, and proceed to ramble on for a few hundred paragraphs citing nonsensical evidence to prove your illogical points. Make sure to have a conclusion with a witty quote by some famous person.

What grade will >>618 get?

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 10:46

DQN!

what should i have for breakfast?

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 11:32

Ten McRib burgers.

How many more burgers do I need to eat until my liver fails or my arteries clog up?

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:37

Doesn't matter, you're going to die in two weeks.

Is it lupus, doctor?

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 09:04

It's never lupus.

How many more seasons will ER run for?

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 10:07

5038

will you be sent to ER or a GP if you contracted a DQN?

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 10:30

IC, after one hour due to brainshock

I have a girl neighbour who could lose some weight and then I'd do her. How to go about it?

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 11:30

Cut off both her legs and rape her.

Why is DJ SHARPNEL fun to listen to and LOLI RIPE isn't?

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 14:51

obviously you're a retard.... both are hideous.

Is prostitution legal in your country?

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 15:04

Legal? Hell, they're unionized.

Why is Harvest Moon so much fun?

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 22:02

Because you're a born farmer. Go till some fuckin' soil, hayseed.

How do I correct against gradual buttock drift?

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 22:04

Move to a faster-drifting continent.

Should I spend five years studying Geophysics?

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 23:51

Yep. Great plan. What a suckers.

Yes Mth'kly?

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 15:22

.

?

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 15:43

!

634 Name: : 1993-09-5038 16:02

No.

If babies come from storks, why don't we all have beaks?

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 17:17

Storks are only employed in the shipping department, not assembly/production.

You push button ... but receive no bacon. What happens next?

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 17:33

A ninja drops down from the ceiling and cuts you to pieces.

How do I learned Gun-Kata?

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 22:36

  1. Tape gun to sword
  2. ????
  3. Profit

What would happen if the vogons tried to copy the underpants gnome business plan?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 00:40

They'd find that an enterprising tribe of gnomes in the area of the former Soviet Georgia had already combined poetry with underpants acquisition.

When fucking the system, should one use a condom?

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:36

Only if you're not planning on systematic impregnation.

Balsamic vinegar?

640 Name: : 1993-09-5039 08:36

Excellent with Strawberries, really.
And stop hitting the Lucky Star so hard.

How are you going to celebrate next year's Towel Day?

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 10:16

By hanging myself with a towel and leaving 42 suicide notes scattered around town.

Does orgone energy really exist?

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 11:39

Yes, but it's all gone.

I bought a watch a couple months ago and the battery is dead. Did I get screwed?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:11

No, the watch did.

Will playing Chess make me more attractive to the ladies?

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 16:59

only if you use your wang as a chess piece.

how much penis shrinkage do the scientists of Antarctica get?

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:26

Enough to turn their manhoods into miniature black holes. They had to spend millions of dollars of research grants to come up with a way of shielding the rest of the Earth from their wangs' gravitational pull.

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:27

Question: What do eunuchs do in their spare time, being unable to fap?

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:39

They watch American Wrestling

How on earth could you forget to ask a question after answering?

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:10

Short term memory loss resulting from chronic dementia stemming from neurosyphilis enabled by an immune system compromised by HIV contracted from dumpster diving in medical waste.

Do you kn

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:40

no I don't.

A public place has a men's room and a women's room. Where does the hermaphrodite go?

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:43

This is actually the reason why hermaphrodites do not exist: They die from exhaustion for never finding a suitable restroom.

What the hell am I doing here?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 01:30

I don't know, you creep. You don't belong here anyway.

What is the Meaning of Fife?
(Barney Fife)

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 03:34

Fourty-Fwo.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 03:51

why is debian so incredibly sexy?

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 03:55

Because I said so.

Why did >>653 fail so much?

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 04:01

to draw attention away from >>652.

why wont my helmet fit anymore?

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:40

Helmut swapped his with yours, because he's got a nasty case of hydrocephalus. Don't worry though, now you've got a cool spike like grandpa used to back in the Great War.

How was the Great War anyway, grandpa?

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:24

Dont call me grandpa, kid! I aint that old! Anyhow, the war sucked and wasn't great at all. Glad its over now.

Will the third world war be fought out in space?

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 21:23

No, it was fought below ground. You never realised it had started until it was already long over.

What doesn't Nazi science sneer at?

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 22:13

A moon that's made entirely out of water ice. Because it's white, you see.

What doesn't mad science embrace with gusto?

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 01:42

Science, scientific method, the scientific community, ethics, and hairbrushes.

What does Alien science learn by probing rural yokels?

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 03:35

It's like picking flowers, except it's DNA. Good DNA fetches a high price on the galactic market, I'm told.

Where are all the blue roses?

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 06:09

I ate them.

Where are all the orange roses?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 07:09

I cornered the makret, then ate them.

Where are all the plaid roses?

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 11:56

The Scots turned all of them into kilts.

Where are all the spotted tulip bulbs?

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 13:31

The Americans turned them all into cartoon underpants.

Why are there so many patterned flowers being wiped out these days?

666 Name: : 1993-09-5041 14:05

Because people are mean poopyheads.

How does an android get drunk?

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 14:12

In binary.

Will there ever be a Genshiken musical?

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:12

Yes but Timbaland will sample the whole thing for a #1 hit hip hop song and steal all the credit.

Do freshly dead people bruise?

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:18

I think so, but it's probably best to find out for yourself.

What's the native resolution of the human eye?

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:27

1280 x 800, 32 colors.

Is there any reason to go to work today?

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:34

Yes, you will win a free iPod.

Should I go outside today?

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:36

Yes, you will win a free iPod.

Why do people think Jesus was Christian?*

*he's Jewish.

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:38

Because Christians are idiots.

When will Scott Adams's predicted Religion War start?

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:41

On the next episode of Lost.

Why doesn't my local grocery store supply Hi-C's Crazy Citrus Cooler anymore?

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:48

There's a betting pool running on how long you'll be able to survive without it.

Why did I just buy 32 copies of the Japanese translation of The Sorrows of Young Werther?

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:52

So you could sell 31 copies to some other loser who will then question his purchase.

Why?

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:53

Why not?

Why did I just buy 31 copies of the Japanese translation of The Sorrows of Young Werther?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:15

because >>677 and >>676 are the same person.

Why won't all these stupid superhero movies take a shit and die already?

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:20

Because people still go to watch them.

Is there anything the world needs more than a sixth season of Sailor Moon with the enemies being complete and utter moeblobs?

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 17:08

Yes, the world needs more pollution.

Remember when /b/ was good?

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 17:10

/b/ was never good.

Well, I've done the complete Carmina Burana, several anime soundtracks, DJ SHARPNEL, and Para Para Max. What should I have blasting out of my 600W car speakers at full volume with the windows down next?

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 17:12

Everything Hideki Naganuma: Jet Set Radio, JSRF, Ollie King, and Sonic Rush.

Should I join the Church of Scientology?

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 17:13

Yes, you will win a free iPod.

Now that news of Xenu are widely publicised, have Scientology joinee numbers dropped significantly?

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 18:33

You're not cleared for that knowledge.

Now that July 5th has come and gone many times, have any Sub-Genii demanded their money back from "Bob", or is X-day so much fun they'll keep practicing until they get it right?

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:03

All the dissatisfied SubGenii are now devout followers of Our Lady of Discord.

What's the exchange rate for 5 tons of flax these days?

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:11

6 tons of flax.

Who will you vote for? Hilary or Obama?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:13

Stephen Colbert, as a write-in candidate.

Who will win? Colbert or Jon Stewart?

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:39

Carell.

What does he win?

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:44

Two pounds of candied ham.

Should I order Chinese food tonight?

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:47

Another beer!

Why hasn't the US just bombed the shit out of everything yet?

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:11

>>689
No, haven't you been paying attention to the importation of imported food additives?
>>690
Using bombs could get messy, and the University of Saskatchewan is not equipped with efficient enough shit-extraction technology.

What is a better name for a city, Regina (Saskatchewan), or Fucking (Austria)?

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:18

The latter, obviously. Anyway, Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old.

What should I do after I've marked all the Nishitetsu train lines on Google Earth?

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:36

Solve my question.

What is DQN's one weakness?

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:39

The fact that nobody in the insult thread EVER insults the poster above him.

However, how is this exploitable?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:50

‘εŒF貓.

But, who would want to destroy the Elite Superstructure?

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:55

Those who find the connotations of affiliation distasteful.

How shall we ever stop these scoundrels?

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 00:31

Gay magic.

Where can we enhance our gay magic?

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 04:58

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Why is my diner always out of everything?

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 07:09

Because Marty keeps robbing your supply trucks.

Is there a better band than Tenacious D?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 13:54

Wardriver.. Because he made a song about Tanasinn.

When will new computers be built with a minimum of 8 terrabytes of ram?

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