ITT we solve the question above us [Part 3] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:28

<RḾL>@Why does kimchi taste so good nida?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:25

Because upset Nanoha

How many ways am I going to be crucified for that piece of weeaboory?

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:48

Over and over until Asia Carrera is satisfied.

And isn't that as it should be?

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 10:50

if that is possible then yes

If Hillary Clinton were to cheat on her husband with Barrack Obama, who of them would benefit from that electorally?

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 13:02

We all would, because I smell DREAM TICKET!!

So, who'd be on top in the DREAM TICKET?

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 17:08


... What ?

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 17:39

It's "politics" without manipulation, i.e. glorified celebrity worship. There is no understanding it.

Is it true that there is a strong culture of anti-intellectualism in America?

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 19:23

No, but there should be.

Why can't people just relax?

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:13

Don't do it. When you want to uhm.

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:16

Free question GET!
When will Duke Nukem Forever be released?

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:39


960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 22:19

What year does NAFTA go into effect?

Due to the increased pressure or extreme humidity.

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 02:48


No such thing.

Wtf is >>960 talking about?

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 02:57

I believe he was phrasing his response in the form of a question as per Jeopardy's rules, and then got confused.

How much longer do we have to wait for an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy movie featuring Dave Foley as Ken Jennings?

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 05:50

Two weeks.

I still have a candy cane from Christmas. Is it still edible?

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 19:17

if it doesn't taste weird and didn't soften, it should be edible.

Can >>963 sue me if (s)he got very sick from following my advice?

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 20:39

No, you could sue him for believing what he reads on the internet.

If my two favourite singers are KOTOKO from I've and Halko Momoi from UNDER17, what other singers can you recommend?

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 20:49

KOTOKO is NOT from I've, she is just a guest singer, fucker. You emo shits should learn more before posting.

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 21:29

Yeah right, she's appeared on every I've album but she's just a guest singer. You trolls should learn more before flaming.

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 22:10

I'm sorry those are not questions.

Are >>966,967 aspies?
If so, then why aren't they busy waging edit wars on wikipeida?
If not, then what the hell is their problem?

969 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:28

Their problem is insufficient Asia Carrera pr0n, just as mine is.

Do you know where I might find some more?

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:44

deep underground.

Which is the best Pokemon?

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 01:08

None is greater than Spinda.

Which is the best brand of fiber supplement?

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 03:21

Whichever one has the best advertising, which would be Metamucil.

How much bandwidth do you really need?

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 12:34

More than that. No, even more. Look, my C64 has more bandwidth than that onboard.

How come offbeat games like Grand Monster Slam and Movie Monster aren't made anymore?

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 13:10

Because people will only buy the umpteenth GTA clone.

What would happen if the entire world converted to Islam?

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 13:39

Less girls would become anorexic/bulimic.

How about them Mets?

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 16:08

The duck dawns slowly at midnight. Reach phase plane roger whiskey.

if I looking for frog
him name is hopkin green frog
I lost my frog
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog?
Who found my frog?

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 16:33

Asia Carrera did.

What kind of name is "Hopkin?"

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:17

It is a surname.

What is a good book for learning IA32 ASM?

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:44

You can find information at

Why are my users so fucking stupid? I mean, why the FUCK are they so goddamned STUPID?!

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 19:11

They are users. Users are the reason there is no perfect piece of software.

After reading "Kitchen Confidential," were you suddenly gripped with the sudden need to never eat out again?

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 19:58

Not really, but after reading "Seduction of the Innocent" I vowed never to read comic books again.

What muckraking expose REALLY got you to change your ways?

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 22:25

Reefer Madness. It made me want to try that awesome-looking "weed" stuff.

What other singers beside Halko Momoi have a loli-esque voice?

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 00:39

Asia Carrera does, when she can be persuaded to sing.

What is this "weed" of which you speak?

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 13:32

Its actually just the leaves from carrots, shredded. >>982 thought he bought weed but the Dutch actually sold him that shit. It frees your wallet, not your mind, from worldy affairs.

Why = Bjork = suck?

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 14:33

Bjork doesn't suck. You just have infantile taste in music.

What's with all the kids posting here all of a sudden?

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 14:35

Well, I assume you are asking "Why Suck?" ignoring the commutative property of Bjork, so my response is that 'blow' is merely an expression.

What is the simplest board game that still has sophisticated strategy?

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 20:03

With a few wooden planks, you can run a stone-age wargame. It's great fun, but remember that wearing helmets is cheating.

What's a battle?

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 20:41

it is a confrontation of two or more vested interests, emotions, or arbitrators thereof, typically leading to the submission of one to the other.

is infantile really the best reason you can think of why some people are not thrilled by Bjork?

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 21:06

No, but I imagine that since "Björk" does not have West Germanic (but rather North Germanic) etymology, people may wonder why it is utilized in Anglic conversation.

Why did you say it?

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 21:58

I didn't, >>988 did. Stupidhead, asking questions of strangers on the internet.

Why your round eyes look so stupid????

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:35

Because everyone's eyes are unattractive by comparison with Asia Carrera's.

Do you think that Asia Carrera would be more popular if her name had some umlauts in it?

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:57

Her pussy already has an umlaut in it, no need for more

is true love possible with a pornstar?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:03

OF course! If you can handle the sex that is...
You ever feel so worthless?

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:49

I always feel worthless when I contemplate the perfect inhuman goddess that is Asia Carrera.

Why a duck?

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:59

Asia Carrera is a slut.

Why is Asia Carrera such a slut?

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 03:21

You're describing a higher order of being in human terms and that's always a mistake.

Is it true that Asia Carrera is an eleven-dimensional being like Tsunami from Tenchi Muyo?

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 05:19

Within your life she will always remain a two-dimensional shadow of her real identity on your computerscreen to fap to.

Will this thread close without reference to Asia Carrera?

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:22

It is to be hoped, however unlikely.

Why do threads close at 999 rather than 1000 these days?

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:23

Squeeks changed it so that Asia Carrera would be the only person able to 1000GET.

Can anyone answer this question?

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