<RMΝL>@Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
You can use it to store lukewarm drinks, as well.
This usage is not endorsed by Thermos® Limited Liability Corporation.
IN NO EVENT WILL THERMOS BE LIABLE FOR INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR SPECIAL DAMAGES.
Wal-Mart lowers prices everyday, so why isn't everything free yet?
Because when you're not looking, they raise 'em, too.
Does this hat make my ass look fat?
no, you ARE fat, it's not the hat's fault.
how do you fit a world in an egg without making the egg bigger or the world any smaller?
Redefine "in."
How do you get it back out?
You crack the egg on the edge of a pan, and hope Imam abu Abdallah doesn't smack you for wasting his time.
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
The computer service guy that saw no RAM.
what is the greatest ROM file in the universe?
Nude Punch Out.nes
Where can I find enlightenment?
The Petsmart in Kent, Washington. Talk to the guy with the huge beard.
He must be pretty smart. You didn't even have a question.
How does one treat a bad case of phimosis?
Amputation. I mean the whole thing. All of it. Or it'll come back later.
How come nearly every industrial and/or darkwave band seems to have at least one track each named "Falling" or "Numb"?
That's what happens to you after you listen to industrial music long enough.
Where is my hat?
At the very end of the over, bend in, so you can reach it... i uuu , , , can't reach it because. of my large frame... gfdjgorkkkldf hahaha take good look, thud fdkkhhkhkhkhkkhkhhhhhhhh
Do not read this, you will be kissed on the 4th day of reading this , then you will be anally penetrated by a large metallic object of about 20 cm in diameter. Can you believe it?
Really? I cannot believe it's not butter
Here are some things we can assume for the sake of the problem:
* letfs assume you are rectangular - letfs say, 1 meter, 0.5 meters wide, and 0.5 meters deep
* forget about dripping rain - any drop that hits you counts as one drop
* the rain is evenly distributed and falls at a constant and consistent speedThe question is, over a given distance, does the rate at which you move (in a straight line, you can assume) affect how many drops of rain you come in contact with?
Moving quicker, you will run into more drops than moving slower (or not at all). Since a person's silhouette is larger observed from the front than from above, one will end up collecting more water in total moving faster. However, the wise mathematician will simply carry an umbrella if it seems like it will rain today.
How do I get these gnats out of my remote control?
Masturbate on the control and drink the sperm.
How do I get a black dick in my anus?
Ask nicely, and buy the first round.
Will the world end on thursday?
Cast GNAA Summoning IV.
How do I get a black dick out of my anus?
Drink laxatives.
Will GNAA hunt our internet enemies and rape them live with a Youtube webcast?
Do we actually have enemies?
Or are we fallen utterly from the eyes of man and God?
Yes, even now Darkpa readies his many armies.
Did you actually answer anyone?
Does answering with a question count?
Will squeeks go to a maid cafe in akihabara?
If he does, I hope he takes pictures!
On to the most important question: is a visit to Yoshinoya on the itinerary?
Certainly! That's on Thursday afternoon.
What will the weather be like?
Apocalyptic
What would happen if branches of government had the financial incentive to do a great job?
Perhaps corporations would actually be running the government instead of merely fucking it up.
What is the best kind of government? (hint: it's DQN)
An Elitist Superstructure, duh.
What part do the little people play in the ideal form of government?
they don't
where should i go for dinner?
My Pants.
Should I be more tactful?
Not really, no.
If I produce something that is uncreative and completely lacking in style and taste in a short amount of time for the sake of proving that I can at least produce some thing on a whim, is that some thing worth producing at all?
Yes. It's called porn, and people make millions off of it.
What the hell does SysRq do?
Every time you press it, an unnamed prisoner deep in the darkest bowels of IBM HQ gets an electric shock.
I find myself really wnating to say "with extra sauce". Is that ok?
It depends a great deal on the context, but if you happen to be in a restaurant, sure you can.
I seem to live off of pretzels. Should I be worried about my sodium intake?
Only if you're also a slug.
Why are pretzels tied into knots?
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[i]testing[/i] <- [i]
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testing <- --**--
this is a test
>>233 Obviously because they're agitated over the stupidity of people doing test posts in a structured thread.
Can someone explain Pringles to me?
Certainly. Oh, you wanted me to...?
Can someone explain Pringles to >>236 and I?
Pringles - they are like potato chips, but they are not made like normal potato chips; this means that they are a bit starchier, a little tastier in some folks' opinions, and they are less greasy. This also means that in some places, they're not allowed to be called "potato chips", even though they have the same form factor and are made from potatoes. The fat-free kinds contain Olestra, and it's not advised you binge on any kind of snack food too often, but it's your life. Mmmm Pringles.
Why wouldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because Saitama was on the other side.
What's on the other side of Saitama?
Tsukuba.
Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
That was no lady. That was Bottles.
Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
He's trying to get into the mile high club.
What does wolf meat taste like?
It tastes like old dog.
Why is there a whale in front of >>244's computer?
There's is not!
What is wrong with you?
I recently returned from a transatlantic marathon, and as such, I am slightly delirious.
Or am I?
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There is an elephant in the way.
Do photons have mass?
Yes, unless gravity is weird for altering their path...
If zero wing is the most famous engrish game, what is second?
Nintendo Pro Wrestling.
Why is broken English so funny?
I am not understandink zis idiom.
Prease to be explainink.
It cannot expect meaning from usual meaning of the component as kicking, round table meeting and because of that the bucket it does, does not use the head language being general as a circular table, expression from grammatical rule or, is not the element of the expression which is larger than like feature.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could do crack-cocaine?
Well, if the price of a blowjob was multiplied by the price of a crack rock, that number would be the answer.
Are there any numbers besides 42 that were declared important in Douglas Adams's writing?
Yes. Infinity - 1, the highest finite number imaginable. Also, Trillian's phone number, the odds of being picked up in a vacuum within 30 seconds.
What is the meaning of Liff?
A book written by a dead vegetarian.
Has Terry Pratchett written anything recently?
I think Monstrous Regiment was his last book; he's about due for another here any time.
Does anyone else obsessively catalog their personal libraries?
No, but I have a massive mdb of my entire comic book collection, which somehow proves that it is worth $13k.
So.. does anyone want to buy a comic book collection?
No, go back to 4chan and take your shitty memes with you.
(`DL) WHY hasn't the WHY thread gotten to 1000 yet?
Because of 4chan.
What is wrong with moot?
He decided to GB2/Mexico, and would not GB2/doingagoodjob.
Has an improbability drive been sold on ebay?
Effector 13 Improbability Drive guitar effect pedal.
That's the closest thing I could find.
Is P=NP?
Yes, when N=1.
Has anyone ever managed to read through the "This is John Galt Speaking" chapter of Atlas Shrugged?
Those who speak have not, and those who have don't speak.
What makes k-tan on 2ch's English board so incredibly hawt?
Nothing in particular. You're a teenager. You get hard when the wind blows.
Why was native australian wildlife unable to cope with the introduction of wussy little housecats?
>>265
Nothing. You're being delusional and starved of comp-sci chicks.
Forget me @_@
What does DQN's future hold?
>>270
To the sacred Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Where do mittens go when they cease to be findable?
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How come threads like these tend to drift off the original structure?
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Should I go with the bagel and cream cheese, or the chocolate doughnut that I really want?
Neither of them are good for you, so go for the donut.
What's that coming over the hill?
>>276
Oscar.
What healthy method will cure my headache quickest?
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
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What was the biggest internet craze?
Dancing Baby. It rocked everybody's world.
When will we have world peace?
That strange "Instant Messaging" thing that started with ICQ and AOL. Thankfully it imploded quickly.
We can CU See Me, and I'll get naked for you. Got a camera?
Yes, but it's a 1997 model. Thus not supported by CUSeeMe, being so newfangled.
What do the Ps and Qs actually mean?
It fell out of favour once they discovered his correctly spelled brother, credibility.
How come show business is so shallow, yet so cut-throat?
Shallow is easy to do, so there's always a lot of competition.
So when is Pat Robertson going to bite the dust?
When God wants him to.
Am I God?
The very act of questioning yourself makes it quite unlikely.
Should I upgrade my Shimano 105s to Dura-Ace?
Only if you can still do barrel rolls afterwards.
Why does the right lens keep falling out from my glasses?
you are masturbating too much.
I didn't get my admission from university of choice, should I go on a killing spree in the admission office?
No, because it might hurt your chances of getting into your second choice, and you'd probably wind up having to get an associates degree at your community college.
What is Squeeks doing this very second?
Fapping to loli.
I'm moving to London, UK in September to study. What's the most important thing I should never leave my flat without?
>>290
A towel.
And maybe your oyster card.
What can I do to fall asleep when not even fwapping takes care of that problem?
Try to memorize the nutritional information on every box of every food in your home, and in your neighbors.
How man cc is in a cubic lightyear?
Approximately 8.469 times 10^53.
What's the best way to get extradited to the US?
Change your legal name to أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن.
Then travel to the nearest US Embassy and scream "Marg bar Amrika!" for several hours until someone either asks you to leave or hands you a visa.
Do you have any tips for growing a really sweet beard?
Go afghaan style. just let it go.
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ایرانی؟
I want to buy a PS3, how many people should I kill to get the money?
Over 9000.
Why can I not memorise the trig ratios for 30, 45 and 90?
>>297
Because your mnemonics for them consist of touching yourself at night.
What should I have for breakfast?
>>297
Because your mnemonics for them consist of touching yourself at night.
What should I have for breakfast?
Green eggs and ham.
Did I do a proper 300GET?!?