ITT we solve the question above us [Part 3] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:28

<RḾL>@Why does kimchi taste so good nida?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 10:00

Pervez Musharraf, although the title will not be president anymore.

what is the title of the best Asia Carrera movie?

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 14:53

"NOT TODAY YOU DON'T."

Oh god, are we at 90.2% again, already?

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 16:55

According to my calculations, it's 90.290, repeating of course. You forgot to carry out the w.

Will I get regifted fruitcake again this year?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 18:18

no you wont

roses are red,
violets are blue
lets go to bed
and I'll fuck you

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 20:35

That wasn't a question.

Why can't I stay up all night?

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:04

Because you have a busy day tomorrow, young man. Also, staying up while your parents are asleep can lead to uncouth urges which may turn you blind.

Why don't kids these days respect their elders anymore?

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:07

DAILY

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:10

That was neiter a question nor a proper answer, young man. Nor is there any point whatsoever in sageing the top thread on the front page.

Will somebody answer my question in >>906 already, or do you disrespect your elders so much that you'll completely ignore them? I swear, you whippersnappers ... in MY day ...

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:11

That's right, I visit Asia Carrera's Web page daily.

Why didn't >>907 post a picture?

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:12

>>908-909
oblivously newbie

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:54

And Asia Carrera has delicious bewbies.

Why didn't >>910 post a question?

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:24

Because this thread has peacefully died, and we must now wait for 999GET to start fresh.

Is anything more VIP Quality than >>904,907,910 ?

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:26

Yes, but I dare not post or link to it lest the sheer VIP Quality overload the board.

What carries out and is w, exactly?

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:39

It.

I'm hungry for some Chinese take-out. What dish should I get?

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:48

Cream of Sum-Yung Guy.

Did you have to ask?

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:04

I'm not >>914 but for asking me if I had to ask when I'm not the same person, I think you're fucking retarded.

Who is better, Obama or Hilary?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:49

Squeeks, as a write-in.

Wann und wo ist der Klub der Honks?

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 02:07

nein!

Do you think I will be able to read all of the Harry Potter books before the movie comes out? I know I can finish at least 4 before the movie comes out.

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 05:59

No, but Snape kills Dumbledore.

What kind of question can I ask here that will get a legitimate and satisfactory answer?

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 08:28

hahaha! that's a funny joke

>>917 haettest du es gerne hart und gemein tief im Hintern?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 16:13

Jawohl, ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen!

Assuming one were inclined to research the topic in depth, what would the be the amount and/or quantity of planks, sawdust etc lumber material thrown by a member of species marmota monax, were said member able (and inclined!) to launch the stuff tree trunks are made of with wild abandon?

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:37

An article I found in a decades old issue of the Wall Street Journal reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that marmota monax could (and does) dislocate around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a member of the species do this with lumber, lumber precursors or lumber products, he would move an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

Now will you please stop asking that question?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:43

No.

Who is the Richest Man in Babylon?

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:52

Steve McQueen.

I'm searching for a symbol of benevolence and good fortune, can you help me out?

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:16

Look no further than Asia Carrera, the goddess of benevolence and Fortune.

Why did I order the limited first pressing of the Lucky Star 1 DVD?

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:17

You're a weeaboo.

Why didn't I know about this DVD?

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 00:46

Because Asia Carrera did not smile on you with the same good fortune she did on >>925.

Has she become a meme?

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 02:49

No, she's still a porn starlet.

Will the weather cool off anytime soon?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 07:32

Yes, the next ice age should be just around the corner, with all this global wanging going on.

What tried-and-true home remedy should I subject my onychia to today?

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 14:02

Show it the Asia Carrera meme. If that doesn't work, introduce it to her actual movie heritage. I have no clue what an onychia is, but it will definitely work.

Who the hell is frigido nanoko?

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 14:51

Well, frigido means cold in a latin language. Nanoko, I don't know what it is.

My magic eightball is broken, what should I do?

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 14:58

Just another frozen maiden.

I was just over at the Wawa, and purchased a banana, and noticed that they had BARCODED the thing! In the supermarket, they are putting stickers on veggies and fruit. Why do easily recognizable items require labels?

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 15:42

>>931
STARS SAY YES
>>932
Because they're Wawa-wawasuremono.

Is there any anime ending capable of kicking the ass of Ayano Tsuji's Kaze ni Naru?

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 16:56

>>931 Use #fortune, it's about the same level of intelligence, plus you get neat colors. Or flamed for doing it wrong.
>>933 I haven't seen that, but Evangelion's complete and sudden slide into schizophrenic chaos has to win.

AAAA AAA A AAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA?

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:15

No, this isn't 4chan's /b/.

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:34

Yes.

Why did the party van cross the road?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:42

49 BC.

Why don't we just try to bash through them?

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:45

>>935 I prefer industrial grade artificial oil.

>>936 because that's what any vehicle does when in use: it crosses roads.

I bought pink roses for my sister's birthday. Is this acceptable?

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:58

More acceptable than getting her a pink sock, at least.

How old is said sister?

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 19:13

Sixty-seven, an' a half.

Do >>990-998 consist solely of spam from someone trying for 999GET like in every legendary thread?

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 19:41

We shall never know, for this thread falls short of the "legendary" you would see us aspire to.

Why is replying out of order so common in this thread?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 20:18

Its the product of our individualistic and assertive lifestyle. We are in control and we're only being nice enough to answer questions once in a while, shortly submitting ourselves to solve a task set by another and thus subjugating ourselves for that period.

Why is Israel not in the EU already?

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 20:56

Don't give them ideas... EU should stay with EU states.

Why is the "Tour de France" not all in France?

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 21:19

The borders changed after it started.

Why doesn't the Swedish Chef speak proper Swedish?

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 21:56

He-a duesn't? Thet's noo tu me-a. Børk, Børk, Børk.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 22:09

He ran out of coconuts

What is better than pina colada?

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 22:29

Planter's Punch.

Where can I get the world's best Banana Daiquiri?

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 22:34

17th Century France.

What exactly is the "purple stuff"?

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:02

Its what one of the Teletubbies was made out of

Why did fate allow me to see tubgirl?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:25

Because upset Nanoha

How many ways am I going to be crucified for that piece of weeaboory?

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:48

Over and over until Asia Carrera is satisfied.

And isn't that as it should be?

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 10:50

if that is possible then yes

If Hillary Clinton were to cheat on her husband with Barrack Obama, who of them would benefit from that electorally?

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 13:02

We all would, because I smell DREAM TICKET!!

So, who'd be on top in the DREAM TICKET?

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 17:08

Aham.

... What ?

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 17:39

It's "politics" without manipulation, i.e. glorified celebrity worship. There is no understanding it.

Is it true that there is a strong culture of anti-intellectualism in America?

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 19:23

No, but there should be.

Why can't people just relax?

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:13

Don't do it. When you want to uhm.

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:16

Free question GET!
When will Duke Nukem Forever be released?

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:39

1994

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 22:19

What year does NAFTA go into effect?

Due to the increased pressure or extreme humidity.

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 02:48

>>959

No such thing.

Wtf is >>960 talking about?

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 02:57

I believe he was phrasing his response in the form of a question as per Jeopardy's rules, and then got confused.

How much longer do we have to wait for an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy movie featuring Dave Foley as Ken Jennings?

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 05:50

Two weeks.

I still have a candy cane from Christmas. Is it still edible?

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 19:17

if it doesn't taste weird and didn't soften, it should be edible.

Can >>963 sue me if (s)he got very sick from following my advice?

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 20:39

No, you could sue him for believing what he reads on the internet.

If my two favourite singers are KOTOKO from I've and Halko Momoi from UNDER17, what other singers can you recommend?

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 20:49

KOTOKO is NOT from I've, she is just a guest singer, fucker. You emo shits should learn more before posting.

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 21:29

>>966
Yeah right, she's appeared on every I've album but she's just a guest singer. You trolls should learn more before flaming.

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 22:10

I'm sorry those are not questions.

Are >>966,967 aspies?
If so, then why aren't they busy waging edit wars on wikipeida?
If not, then what the hell is their problem?

969 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:28

Their problem is insufficient Asia Carrera pr0n, just as mine is.

Do you know where I might find some more?

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:44

deep underground.

Which is the best Pokemon?

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 01:08

None is greater than Spinda.

Which is the best brand of fiber supplement?

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 03:21

Whichever one has the best advertising, which would be Metamucil.

How much bandwidth do you really need?

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 12:34

More than that. No, even more. Look, my C64 has more bandwidth than that onboard.

How come offbeat games like Grand Monster Slam and Movie Monster aren't made anymore?

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 13:10

Because people will only buy the umpteenth GTA clone.

What would happen if the entire world converted to Islam?

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 13:39

Less girls would become anorexic/bulimic.

How about them Mets?

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 16:08

The duck dawns slowly at midnight. Reach phase plane roger whiskey.

if I looking for frog
him name is hopkin green frog
I lost my frog
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog?
Who found my frog?

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 16:33

Asia Carrera did.

What kind of name is "Hopkin?"

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:17

It is a surname.

What is a good book for learning IA32 ASM?

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:44

You can find information at http://www.eeglossary.com/assembly.htm

Why are my users so fucking stupid? I mean, why the FUCK are they so goddamned STUPID?!

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 19:11

They are users. Users are the reason there is no perfect piece of software.

After reading "Kitchen Confidential," were you suddenly gripped with the sudden need to never eat out again?

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 19:58

Not really, but after reading "Seduction of the Innocent" I vowed never to read comic books again.

What muckraking expose REALLY got you to change your ways?

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 22:25

Reefer Madness. It made me want to try that awesome-looking "weed" stuff.

What other singers beside Halko Momoi have a loli-esque voice?

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 00:39

Asia Carrera does, when she can be persuaded to sing.

What is this "weed" of which you speak?

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 13:32

Its actually just the leaves from carrots, shredded. >>982 thought he bought weed but the Dutch actually sold him that shit. It frees your wallet, not your mind, from worldy affairs.

Why = Bjork = suck?

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 14:33

Bjork doesn't suck. You just have infantile taste in music.

What's with all the kids posting here all of a sudden?

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 14:35

Well, I assume you are asking "Why Suck?" ignoring the commutative property of Bjork, so my response is that 'blow' is merely an expression.

What is the simplest board game that still has sophisticated strategy?

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 20:03

With a few wooden planks, you can run a stone-age wargame. It's great fun, but remember that wearing helmets is cheating.

What's a battle?

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 20:41

it is a confrontation of two or more vested interests, emotions, or arbitrators thereof, typically leading to the submission of one to the other.

is infantile really the best reason you can think of why some people are not thrilled by Bjork?

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 21:06

No, but I imagine that since "Björk" does not have West Germanic (but rather North Germanic) etymology, people may wonder why it is utilized in Anglic conversation.

Why did you say it?

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 21:58

I didn't, >>988 did. Stupidhead, asking questions of strangers on the internet.

Why your round eyes look so stupid????

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:35

Because everyone's eyes are unattractive by comparison with Asia Carrera's.

Do you think that Asia Carrera would be more popular if her name had some umlauts in it?

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:57

Her pussy already has an umlaut in it, no need for more

is true love possible with a pornstar?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:03

OF course! If you can handle the sex that is...
You ever feel so worthless?

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:49

I always feel worthless when I contemplate the perfect inhuman goddess that is Asia Carrera.

Why a duck?

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:59

Asia Carrera is a slut.

Why is Asia Carrera such a slut?

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 03:21

You're describing a higher order of being in human terms and that's always a mistake.

Is it true that Asia Carrera is an eleven-dimensional being like Tsunami from Tenchi Muyo?

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 05:19

Within your life she will always remain a two-dimensional shadow of her real identity on your computerscreen to fap to.

Will this thread close without reference to Asia Carrera?

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:22

It is to be hoped, however unlikely.

Why do threads close at 999 rather than 1000 these days?

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:23

Squeeks changed it so that Asia Carrera would be the only person able to 1000GET.

Can anyone answer this question?

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